Starbucks

I arrived at this seemingly normal Starbucks at 4am from a red eye flight. There were gargoyles at the main entrance but I brushed it off. I ordered a milkshake but when the barista went to the kitchen to fetch my order I heard a blood curdling scream. Breaking the ‘no going into the kitchen if you aren’t an employee’ rule I rushed into the kitchen and saw that a gang of Gargoyles that were holding the staff hostage. Pulling out my .009 I shot one of the Gargoyles in the head. He collapsed in a pile of rubble. The others took notice of me and ran at me with machetes and baseball bats. I kept firing my gun, killing a few but there was just too many. They swiped at me but I luckily dodged out of the way. I ducked behind a door and was about to snipe another gargoyle, but I as I clicked the trigger I was severely disappointed. I was out of bullets! I desperately looked around for a weapon to use but in my haste I had drawn gargoyles to my location! They swiped at me. I dodged. I threw a punch at him. My hand struck his hard concrete face and I broke my wrist. Holding back my agony like a sigma, I backed out of the Starbucks with the Massive gargoyle standing over me menacingly. “You killed my friends, my family, everyone I knew and loved, dead at your hands. You’re going to pay…” He growled in a deep guttural voice. Suddenly, the red sun peeked over the horizon. “Noo… The sun- it burns… AAGGGHHH”. And the leader of the gargoyles had been slain at the hands of the sun. But as I was patting myself on the back for thwarting the leader of gargoyles, a 45-pound boulder of concrete fell from the dying creature onto my head, and I woke up in the ER room 6 hours later. Nevertheless, this place is now my go- to spot for Fast Food and was the most fun I’ve had eating since the Travis Scott burger. 69/10

Staff was more than helpful with my order.

Waited at the window of drive thru for over 15 min and they hadn’t even started the drink (just a regular mocha - nothing fancy, nothing extra). Told them I had to leave and they walked away. No refund. No drink. Very frustrated.

Had a bit too much ice in their shaken drinks but their Frappuccino was one of the best I have had in a long time

Excellent service and Latte. Friendly staff. A real pleasure to go into store.

I have been going to Starbucks for over 20+ years. I just went into one in Courtenay and they now only have inside seating for 5 individuals at a crowded window bar. It is 4°C out, it’s cold and drizzly out, I’m a senior citizen and I have no desire to sit in the multitude of empty seats outside. Perhaps it’s time to switch “allegiance” to a coffee shop that cares about its customers.