Panko crusted Avocado Fries topped with Hoisin & Cilantro. Served with Armageddon Sauce.
$7.50
Crab Beignets
Savory French doughnuts stuffed with Crab Claws, Sweet Corn, Red & Green Onions, then drizzled with Scotty’s Awesome Sauce
$8.95
The Sprouts
Brussel Sprouts flash fried and tossed in a Sweet Chili Vinaigrette, garnished with Bacon & Red Onions 6.
$7.50
Vietnamese Lettuce Wraps
Chicken marinated in Asian spices, sauteed & accompanied with Romaine Spears, pickled Vegetables, & topped w/Cilantro. Served with a Peanut Dipping Sauce
$10.95
Tatertachos
Tater tots covered in spicy Pulled Pork, Tomatoes, Red & Green Onions, Bacon, Queso and Jalapeno Ranch. Topped w/Cilantro & Pickled Jalapeno
$12.95
Dirty Fries
We take our Fries and smother them in Queso, Bacon, Cheese, Sour Cream, Onions & Pickled Jalapeno
$7.95
Disco Fries
Fries tossed in our signature mix of Garlic, Parmesan & Truffle oil. Topped with our famous Awesome Sauce and a sunny-side up Egg
$7.95
Armagedon Fries
$10.95
Mikey B's Nashville Tenders
A trio of spicy Chicken Tenders topped with Pickles Served w/Sweet Potato Fries, w/Awesome Sauce & Ranch Dressing for Dipping
$12.95
Charcuterie Board
Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini
$20.95
Shrimp Popper Dip
Cajun-dusted grilled Shrimp, Fresh & Pickled Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, Red Bell Peppers, in a creamy dip, topped with Bacon, Green Onions, Thai Chili Sauce, and served with Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips
$12.95
Clear Lake Sampler
3 Avocado Fries w/Armageddon Sauce, 2 Crab Beignets w/Awesome Sauce & topped with Red & Green Onions , 2 Crispy Chicken Tenders w/Ranch & Disco Fries
$18.50
Dip Sampler
House-made Red Chili Salsa, Jalapeno Ranch, Queso topped w/Crispy Pork Belly and an Avocado Smash accompanied with Pico. Served with Fresh Tortilla Chips
$10.50
Crispy Duck Wings
Like chicken but way better. Tossed in our own special Honey Sriracha Soy Glaze and Jalapeno Ranch & sprinkled with Sesame Seeds & garnished with Fresh Jalapeno Slices; w/ Fries
$12.50
Pizzas
First Date
Olive Oil w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper
$14.95
Southside Doublewide
Spicy Pepperoni, Italian Salami, Sausage, Bacon, Ham & extra melted Cheese
$15.95
Sinatra
Tangy Marinara, Sausage, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Ricotta Cheese and Basil
$14.95
Ham Slam
Scotty’s Pulled Pork, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple Preserves
$14.95
The Lobbyist
Starts with a Garlic Sauce, & includes Grilled Chicken, Mushrooms, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Shaved Walnuts, topped with Ranch Dressing
$15.95
71Threeza
Tangy house-made Marinara, Mozzarella, and one topping. Or customize with your faves
$10.95
Sandwiches
The Burger
Ground cow, with all the usual suspects, Awesome sauce and Mayo on a Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough Bun.
$13.95
Mushroom Swiss Burger
Our Burger with double Swiss, sautéed Mushrooms, glazed Onions and Garlic Truffle Mayo
$15.95
Farmhouse Burger
2 Angus Beef Patties 3 slices of Cheese, Pulled Pork, LTOP, Bacon, fried Egg & a large Fry.
$21.95
The Cubano
Roasted Pork, Ham and Bacon with Swiss & American Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Mayonnaise & Mustard on toasted Bolillo Bread.
$14.95
Duck Bahn Mi
House-Smoked Duck Breast, Prosciutto, pickled Veggies, Cucumber, Cilantro, with a creamy Gochujang Aioli
$16.95
Grown Up Grilled Cheese
Texas Toast, Bacon, American, Swiss, Brie, Apple, and Apricot Preserves
Romaine dressed up like a Caesar and topped with Bacon, Corn, Egg, Blue Cheese, Tomatoes, Avocado, Smoked Almonds, House-Made Croutons, and Cajun Chicken
$13.95
Staple and Blue
Shaved Brussel Sprouts, Arugula, Apple, Bacon Lardons, Red Onion, Chia Seeds, Dried Cranberry, Blue Cheese, Walnuts, topped with a Maple Bacon Vinaigrette
$9.95
Tacos
Shrimp Tacos
Beer-battered Shrimp, Pineapple Preserves, Pico and creamy Awesome Sauce
$12.95
Chicken Tacos
Hand-breaded Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Cilantro and Jalapeno Ranch
$9.95
Pork Belly Tacos
Crispy brown sugar cured Pork, Onions, Cilantro and Awesome Sauce
$8.95
Korean Bbq Pork Tacos
Shredded BBQ Pork, Crispy Potatoes, Cilantro, and Pickled Onions. Topped w/Hoisin Sriracha Mayo
$8.95
Sides, Sauces & Extras
Side of Fries
$3.00
Side of Tots
$4.00
Side of Sweet Potato Fries
$5.00
Side Salad
$3.00
Extra Ranch
$0.50
Extra Awesome Sauce
$0.50
Beef Patty w/o Entree
$3.25
Side of 3 Shrimp
$3.00
Specials
Side of Hush Puppies(9)
$4.00
Brunch
Abuelitas Breakfast Taco
2 Flour Tortillas stuffed with Scrambled Eggs, Crumbled Sausage, Crispy Bacon, Pico de Gallo, with Salsa for Dipping
$11.45
Chilaquiles
2 scrambled Eggs w/ Cheese, Red Onion, Cilantro, & fresh Corn Tortillas simmered in house-made Ancho Chile Salsa, served with Avocado Slices & Queso Tater Tots
$11.95
Greatest Sandwich
2-Fried Egg BLT on Texas Toast w/Awesome Sauce and Fries
$10.95
A.m.Tatertachos
Tater Tots w/Queso, Breakfast Sausage, Bacon, shredded cheese, Red & Green Onions, Tomato, pickled Jalapeno, 2 fried eggs, Jalapeno Ranch and Cilantro
$12.45
Charcuterie Board
Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Salami, Brie, Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff and Crostini
$19.95
Swine in a Sheet
Breakfast Tacos (3) w/crispy Pork Belly, Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, Awesome Sauce, Pico de Gallo, topped with a Maple Sambal Hot Glaze
$10.95
First Date Pizza
Start with Olive Oil. Top w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper
$13.95
Plan B Burger
Our Burger on Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough bun, w/Bacon, Fried Egg, and Cheese; Served with Fries
$13.95
Kramer Scramble
A Scramble Skillet with a Tater Tot base, 3 Eggs, Breakfast Sausage, Caramelized Onions, Jalapeno slices, & Pepper Jack Cheese. Garnished with Gochujang Aioli & Green Onion and served with a Buttered English Muffin
$10.95
Costanza Omlette
Pulled Pork, crispy Pork Belly, Sausage, American Cheese & Tater Tots, inside a 3-Egg Omelet. Served with an Buttered English Muffin
$13.95
Side of 2 Pancakes
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