Katsouprinis Pizza Squared

Twice a month I’m going to review the lowest Google rated spots in the D.C. area! I’m curious. It’s so much good food here…what about bad food. Those ratings might be true, or not!! Let me save you some money…I’m going to go find out!! First stop… . Where I am: Katsouprinis/Manny & Olga’s? . Location Reviewed: 3624 Georgia Ave., N.W. Washington D.C. . Menu Includes: Pizza, Specialty Pizza, Subs, Fries, Chicken Tenders, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, Wings, Desserts, & Beverages. . Items Reviewed: Their Detriot Style Square Pizza (With pepperoni $25). NAH!! Esthetically pleasing, the bread was tough, super thick, & didn’t taste like it was meant for pizza. There was no cheese pull at all, DECENT pepperonis, but…there was absolutely no sauce on this pie at all!! Detroit style pies are supposed to have the marinara drizzled on top. . Customer Service: Decent. No greeting, and an unkempt establishment…but they did say thank you after the purchase. . Online Navigation: Easy . Parking: Rough. . Recommendations: N/A . Music: YouTube-Backyard Band 4/12/01 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS ⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT ⭐️⭐️=PASS ⭐️=NAH #Bigschlimsreviews

Update: Attempting to eat the next morning. I now would describe it as leftover dough made to look like Detroit style pizza. Pretty much just thick not-crust crust lightly decorated with left over vegetables. Now giving it a 1. Will use my own marinara/tomato sauce, and air frying it to make it edible. Original Post: Edible. Mostly bread. It could be tasty, feels as though they did not fully cook the bread. Inside dough felt cold.

Old bread (i can live on bread and water, this was old bread) Idk if they added ketchup to this or what. Requiring 7 ingredients for a philly cheese steak is nothing Philly about it at all. It was edible, especially at 2am cause options. Will try again *maybe* in a couple of months. This place used to be solid drunk food.

Horrific.

Order the Philly cheese pizza. It's good and traditional wings. Had 2 wings that were tiny. I'll give them a try again

False advertising!! Thought that we were ordering food from Katsouprinis Piazza for authentic Detroit Style Pizza (as advertised on the Webpage). It was the same old Manny & Olga's that I would order at work in Georgetown for meetings & gatherings!! Not saying it's not pizza but, not what I was looking for today!! Shame!! Should have gone to the authentic at the Navy Yard!!

The worst pizza ever

Good this square pizza, but the macaroni and cheese tastes and looks like quick-cook stuff. Pretty sure they’re not using real cheese. This is, imo, not really acceptable from any restaurant. It’s a bummer because their pizza recipe shows real talent!