• Customer Favorites

    Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
    • Regular Beefy

      Served plain on a sesame seed bun. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your cravings (3-way)
      $11.25
      Regular Beefy
    • Jr. Beefy

      Served PLAIN on a hamburger bun. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings**Pictured as a '3-Way'- American cheese, mayo, and James River BBQ**
      $9.80
      Jr. Beefy
    • French Fries

      Golden fries with a crispy outside and fluffy inside. Perfect on their own, LEGENDARY with Haps Sauce!
      $5.30
      French Fries
    • Onion Strings

      Thinly sliced onions, lightly battered and fried to golden perfection. Crispy, savory, and the perfect topping or snack. CRUNCHY, GOLDEN, ADDICTIVE!
      $6.90
      Onion Strings
    • Hap's House Fries

      Signature fries seasoned with parmasean, garlic & herb
      $5.30
      Hap's House Fries
    • Mozzarella Logs (3)

      Mozzarella cheese that has been coated and fried. served with marinara.
      $10.35
      Mozzarella Logs (3)
    • Tenders (8)

      Choose your size and flavor.
      $10.35
      Tenders (8)
    • Roast Beefy Sub

      Served on a 9' or 12' roll.Pictured as a '3-Way'- American cheese, mayo, and James River BBQ
      $16.40
      Roast Beefy Sub
    • Super Duper Beefy

      1 POUND of beef! Served plain on an onion roll. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your craving
      $16.35
      Super Duper Beefy
    • Chicken Caesar Wrap

      Grilled chicken, romaine, croutons, parmesan, caesar dressing.
      $11.80
      Chicken Caesar Wrap
    • Fried Cheesecake Chimichanga

      Add your toppings!
      $4.85
      Fried Cheesecake Chimichanga
    • Super Beefy

      Served plain on an onion roll. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your cravings (3-way)
      $13.55
  • Breakfast HALF-OFF!!!

    • Build Your Own

      Create your perfect breakfast sandwich! Start with one egg, your choice of cheese, and your favorite bagel to make it just the way you like. FRESH, CUSTOM, DELICIOUS!
      $3.20
    • Cluck Me

      Juicy fried chicken patty (spicy or regular) topped with crispy bacon bits, creamy Haps Sauce, smoky Gouda cheese, and a jumbo runny egg. Served on your choice of bagel or English muffin. SPICY, SAVORY, SINFUL!
      $7.50
    • Hash Patties

      Golden, crispy hash patties made to order—choose anywhere from 1 to 24 patties! Feed yourself, your family, or the whole neighborhood. CRISPY, SAVORY, ENDLESS!
      $1.45
      Hash Patties
    • Brekkie BLT

      Crispy bacon, fresh lettuce, juicy tomato, creamy mayo, melty yellow cheddar, and a perfectly cooked egg. Served on your choice of bagel, English muffin, or toast. CLASSIC, HEARTY, DELICIOUS!
      $4.60
    • Wake & Bake Burrito

      Eggs, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, Cheese, Haps Sauce
      $8.65
    • Bagel

      Freshly baked daily at Haps, our bagels are ready for you to choose your favorite flavor or type. SOFT, CHEWY, PERFECT!
      $1.75
      Bagel
    • Half Dozen Bagels

      Six freshly baked bagels, served unsliced and untoasted—just the right amount for any craving. FRESH, SIMPLE, DELICIOUS!
      $5.75
    • Bagels by the Dozen

      A dozen freshly baked bagels, served unsliced and untoasted—perfect for sharing or stocking up. FRESH, SIMPLE, DELICIOUS!
      $10.35
      Bagels by the Dozen
    • Hap's Home Fries

      Crispy, golden home fries tossed in a salty house blend. PRO TIP: Pair them with Haps Sauce. CRUNCHY, SALTY, PERFECTION!
      $3.20
    • Morning Burner Burrito

      Eggs, Grilled Chicken, tomato, cheese, bacon
      $8.65
    • Lover of the Meat

      Indulge in layers of crispy bacon, juicy sausage, and savory ham, melted together with golden cheddar cheese and a jumbo runny egg. Finished with a seductive drizzle of maple syrup, all served on your choice of bagel, English muffin, or toast. MEATY, SWEET, IRRESISTIBLE!
      $6.90
    • The Hap

      Two jumbo runny eggs layered with tender roast beef, melty American cheese, and a drizzle of James River aïoli. Served on your choice of bagel, English muffin, or toast. HEARTY, SAVORY, INCREDIBLE!
      $6.05
  • Frappes & Floats

    • Fudgesicle Frappe

      $8.05
    • Frappe

      Start with your favorite base flavor and get creative by adding up to 30 additional flavors to craft the ultimate custom frappe. CREAMY, COOL, LIMITLESS!
      $8.05
    • Float

      Creamy vanilla ice cream paired with your choice of one of Hap's sodas for the ultimate fizzy treat. SWEET, BUBBLY, DELICIOUS!
      $8.05
  • Roast Beefy

    • Regular Beefy

      Served plain on a sesame seed bun. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your cravings (3-way)
      $11.25
      Regular Beefy
    • Super Beefy

      Served plain on an onion roll. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your cravings (3-way)
      $13.55
    • Jr. Beefy

      Served PLAIN on a hamburger bun. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings**Pictured as a '3-Way'- American cheese, mayo, and James River BBQ**
      $9.80
      Jr. Beefy
    • Super Duper Beefy

      1 POUND of beef! Served plain on an onion roll. Customize your beef with your choice of toppings, but we highly recommend the flavorful combination of BBQ sauce, creamy mayo, and cheese – a perfect trio that will surely satisfy your craving
      $16.35
      Super Duper Beefy
    • Poutine Beefy

      Juicy roast beef served on your choice of roll, loaded with golden fries, house cheddar curds, and rich gravy. A beefy twist on a comfort food classic. BEEFY, CHEESY, IRRESISTIBLE!
      $13.20
    • Josephine's Mini Beefy

      Named after our soon-to-arrive baby girl, Josephine, due in April 2025, this slider is as special as its name! Featuring 3oz of tender roast beef on a mini onion roll, it’s the perfect little bite. Keep it plain or make it your own with your favorite toppings. SMALL, JUICY, HEARTFELT!
      $5.75
    • The 4 Way

      Mayo, BBQ, American Cheese, Horseradish
      $10.35
    • Bite Me Bun Sampler

      Three juicy sliders, 3oz each, served on mini onion rolls. Customize with your favorite toppings—all three sliders are made the same. SMALL, SAVORY, PERFECTLY BITE-SIZED!
      $14.95
    • Duper Deluxe Beefy

      A massive 1.5 pounds of tender roast beef, served plain on a fresh onion roll. Load it up with your favorite toppings and make it your own. BIG, BEEFY, EPIC!
      $25.30
    • Fry Fantasy Beefy

      Deep fried corn flake crumb fried beef, American Cheese, loaded with james river and topped with our James Aioli
      $12.65
      Fry Fantasy Beefy
    • Dozen Roast Beef Sliders

      One dozen juicy roast beef sliders, 2.5oz each, served on fresh onion roll sliders. NO pre-order necessary, but please allow an extra 60 minutes for ticket pickup so we can slice your beef fresh! In a rush? Call the store to check before placing your order. FRESH, TENDER, READY TO SHARE!
      $46.00
    • The 710

      Roast beef stacked high with melted cheese, crispy bacon bits, and James River BBQ, finished with a hot honey drizzle. SWEET, SMOKY, DRIPPY!
      $10.60
    • Roast Beefy Sub

      Served on a 9' or 12' roll.Pictured as a '3-Way'- American cheese, mayo, and James River BBQ
      $16.40
      Roast Beefy Sub
    • The Bang

      Mayo, BBQ, American Cheese, Horseradish, Onion RingsPictured as the Regular size
      $11.50
      The Bang
  • Appetizers

    • Mozzarella Logs (3)

      Mozzarella cheese that has been coated and fried. served with marinara.
      $10.35
      Mozzarella Logs (3)
    • Onion Strings

      Thinly sliced onions, lightly battered and fried to golden perfection. Crispy, savory, and the perfect topping or snack. CRUNCHY, GOLDEN, ADDICTIVE!
      $6.90
      Onion Strings
    • French Fries

      Golden fries with a crispy outside and fluffy inside. Perfect on their own, LEGENDARY with Haps Sauce!
      $5.30
      French Fries
    • Cheesy Hap's House Fries

      Your choice of fries topped with cheese sauce!
      $8.15
    • BBQ Steak Bomb Roll

      YUMMY, CHEESY, WOW!
      $4.60
    • Pizza Roll

      One roll per order. served with marinara sauce.
      $4.05
      Pizza Roll
    • Chili Burger Mac Rolls

      $4.60
    • Apple Pie Roll

      Deep fried egg roll filled with apple pie and topped with cinnamon sugar
      $4.60
      Apple Pie Roll
    • Hannah (Raspberry Lemon) Roll

      Deep fried egg roll filled with raspberry and lemon
      $4.60
    • Hap's Home Fries

      Deep Fried PanFries (cubed/square potatoes) tossed in our house seasoning blend. **goes great with HAPS SAUCE! ** cannot be grilled, fried only
      $3.20
    • The Foursome *Daily Deal*

      Four Egg Roll Combo! Choose up to four different rolls, or four of the same!
      $13.80
    • Chippers

      Seasoned Fried chips to order. CRISPY, YUMMY, THICC!
      $10.35
    • Hap's House Fries

      Signature fries seasoned with parmasean, garlic & herb
      $5.30
      Hap's House Fries
    • Bacon Cheese Hap's House Fries

      Regular fries topped with cheddar cheese sauce and bacon
      $10.20
  • WORLD FAMOUS TENDERS

    • Tenders (8)

      Choose your size and flavor.
      $10.35
      Tenders (8)
    • Chicken Tender (16) Combo

      Served with fries.
      $24.15
    • Chicken Tender (8) Combo

      Served with fries.
      $16.10
      Chicken Tender (8) Combo
    • Tenders (16)

      One Flavor Per 8 Tenders
      $21.85
    • Chicken Tenders (8)

      *see tender section for more options* Choose your size and flavor. One flavor per 8 tenders.
      $10.35
    • Tenders (32)

      One flavor per 8 tenders
      $35.65
      Tenders (32)
    • Chicken Tender Bucket (64 Pc)

      One flavor per 8 tenders
      $65.55
      Chicken Tender Bucket (64 Pc)
    • Tenders (24)

      One flavor per 8 tenders
      $27.60
      Tenders (24)
  • Fried Chicken Sandwiches

    • Barry’s Bleu Buffalo

      Fried chicken topped with our house-made bleu cheese pickle buffalo sauce, crisp lettuce, and juicy tomato. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. TANGY, CREAMY, BOLD!
      $13.80
    • Classic Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Juicy fried chicken with crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, creamy Haps Sauce, and melty American cheese. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. CLASSIC, CREAMY, DELICIOUS!
      $11.50
    • Build a Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Create your perfect sandwich! Start with regular or spicy fried chicken, then pile on your favorite toppings. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. CUSTOM, FRESH, DELICIOUS!
      $10.95
    • Bacon Jalapeno Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Juicy fried chicken topped with crispy bacon bits, spicy jalapeños, smoky Gouda cheese, and sweet-savory bacon jam. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. CRUNCHY, SPICY, SMOKY!
      $13.25
    • The Full Melt

      Juicy fried chicken sitting on a bed of crispy onion strings, topped with a scoop of creamy vanilla ice cream, crispy bacon bits, and a drizzle of REAL maple syrup. Sweet, salty, and downright wild—this sandwich breaks all the rules. MELTY, CRISPY, INSANE!
      $18.80
    • Hot Honey Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Juicy fried chicken drizzled with hot honey, topped with crispy bacon bits and melty cheddar cheese. Served with fresh lettuce and pickles on the bottom, all on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. SWEET, SPICY, CRUNCHY!
      $13.25
    • Fried Chicken Parm Sandwich

      Juicy fried chicken topped with a blend of Parmesan and provolone cheeses, rich marinara sauce, and a perfectly squished mozzarella log. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. CHEESY, SAUCY, SAVORY!
      $13.80
  • SMASH Burgers

    • Build A Cheeseburger

      Two perfectly smashed burger patties with melty cheese, ready for you to stack up with your favorite toppings. Served just the way you want it. SMASHED, CHEESY, CUSTOM!
      $12.65
    • Bacon Cheddar Burger

      Juicy burger topped with melty cheddar cheese, crispy bacon bits, smashed onions, fresh lettuce, juicy tomato, and sweet-savory bacon jam. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. BACONY, CHEESY, DELICIOUS!
      $13.80
    • Daddies Smash Burger

      FOUR sizzling patties smashed with caramelized onions and crispy bacon bits, dripping with creamy Haps Sauce and melted cheddar cheese. Finished with fresh lettuce and crunchy pickles for the ultimate indulgence. BIG, BOLD, SINFUL!
      $18.40
    • Build A Hamburger

      Two perfectly smashed burger patties served plain and ready for you to customize with your favorite toppings. Built your way, every time. SMASHED, JUICY, CUSTOM!
      $11.50
    • Midnight Cowboy

      Smoky BBQ sauce cascading over smashed onions and melty smoked Gouda, with fresh lettuce, crisp pickles, and golden fried red onions adding the perfect crunch. This burger is dark, daring, and irresistibly seductive. SMOKY, CRUNCHY, BOLD!
      $13.80
    • A Meaty Affair

      Double the flavor with a juicy burger patty and crispy fried chicken, layered with melty cheddar cheese, smashed onions, crisp lettuce, pickles, and creamy Haps Sauce. A true feast for the meat lovers. LOADED, SAVORY, EPIC!
      $18.40
    • The Classic Burger

      A juicy smashed burger topped with crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, melty cheddar cheese, and creamy Haps Sauce. Served on your choice of a seeded or onion roll. SIMPLE, CLASSIC, DELICIOUS!
      $11.50
  • Port City Poutine

    • Fried Chicken Tender Poutine

      Signature fries, signature cheddar curds, gravy, and fried chicken tenders.
      $18.40
      Fried Chicken Tender Poutine
    • Steak Bomb Poutine

      Signature fries, signature cheddar curds, gravy, mushrooms, onions, peppers, salami, and steak tips.
      $20.70
      Steak Bomb Poutine
    • Bacon Cheeseburger Poutine

      Signature fries, signature cheddar curds, gravy, bacon, and ground beef.
      $19.55
      Bacon Cheeseburger Poutine
    • Buffalo Chicken tender Poutine

      Signature fries, signature cheddar curds, gravy, and chopped hot dogs.
      $18.75
      Buffalo Chicken tender Poutine
    • Three Way Poutine

      Golden fries topped with melty cheddar curds, smothered in our signature gravy, piled high with tender roast beef, layered with American cheese, and finished with a drizzle of James River aïoli. BEEFY, CHEESY, LEGENDARY!
      $20.70
    • Classic Poutine

      Golden fries topped with rich gravy and melty cheddar curds. Simple, classic, and downright delicious. CHEESY, SAVORY, PERFECT!
      $13.80
    • Build Your Own Poutine

      Build your poutine! Choose your base, cheese, protein, and toppings. Topped with gravy.
      $13.80
  • Subs/Wraps

    • Chicken Tender Sub

      Served plain, add your toppings, on a toasted sub roll or as a wrap.
      $13.80
    • Caesar Wrap

      Layered romaine and iceberg lettuce, crunchy croutons, real Parmesan cheese, and creamy Caesar dressing, all stacked perfectly in every bite. FRESH, CRUNCHY, CLASSIC!
      $10.35
    • Veggie Temptation

      Peppers, Mushrooms, onions (raw or grilled) with pickles, lettuce, tomatoes. Served on a sub roll or as a wrap
      $11.50
    • Chicken Caesar Wrap

      Grilled chicken, romaine, croutons, parmesan, caesar dressing.
      $11.80
      Chicken Caesar Wrap
    • Chicken Bomb

      Grilled chicken tenders, American cheese, Salami, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, grilled peppers on a toasted sub roll or as a wrap.
      $14.95
  • Beverages

    • House Brewed Iced Tea (24oz)

      House brewed iced tea (24oz) - Choice of Dragonfruit, Peach, Raspberry, Sweetened, Unsweetened.
      $3.45
    • Large Iced Coffee

      Add Sugar & Cream Yourself At PickupPictured with cold foam and cinnamon sugar
      $2.30
      Large Iced Coffee
    • Small Iced Coffee

      Add Sugar & Cream Yourself At Pickup!Pictured with cold foam and cinnamon sugar
      $1.75
      Small Iced Coffee
    • Haps Spring Water

      Pure and refreshing spring water, sourced naturally for a clean and crisp taste. Ideal for staying hydrated.
      $2.30
    • Large Hot Coffee

      Add Sugar & Cream Yourself At Pickup
      $2.30
    • Small Hot Coffee

      Add Sugar & Cream Yourself At Pickup
      $1.75
    • Hap's Glass Bottled Soda

      Blue raspberry juice, typically includes a blend of blue raspberry flavoring for a refreshing beverage experience.
      $3.75
    • Hap's 4-Pack Soda

      Hap's 4-pack soda includes cream soda, grape soda, lemonade, orange soda.
      $12.10
  • Sides

    • Side of Sauce

      Bleu cheese, BBQ, various buffalo flavors, honey mustard, ranch, and more, to complement your meal.
      $0.60
    • Side Of BBQ Sml

      A small portion of our house-made BBQ sauce, crafted to complement a variety of dishes with its unique blend of sweet and tangy flavors.
      $0.90
    • Side of BBQ Lrg

      A generous portion of our signature barbecue sauce, crafted to complement a variety of dishes with its rich and smoky flavor.
      $1.25
    • Side of Cheese Sauce

      A creamy blend of melted cheeses, typically served as a rich and smooth accompaniment.
      $1.15
    • 3.25oz Side of Sauce

      Choice of sauce from an extensive selection, including classic and creative flavors like bleu cheese, buffalo, honey mustard, Jamaican jerk, mango habanero, and more.
      $0.90
    • Side of Cream Cheese

      Side of Cream Cheese
      $2.15
    • Side of Gravy

      4oz
      $2.30
    • Chips

      Thinly sliced potatoes, fried until crispy and typically seasoned with sea salt.
      $2.90
  • Bakery/Dessert

    • Hannah (Raspberry Lemon) Roll

      Deep fried egg roll filled with raspberry and lemon
      $4.60
    • Chocolate chip Cookie

      Yummy cookie baked fresh daily!
      $3.45
    • Fried Cheesecake Chimichanga

      Add your toppings!
      $4.85
      Fried Cheesecake Chimichanga
    • Apple Pie Roll

      Deep fried egg roll filled with apple pie and topped with cinnamon sugar
      $4.60
      Apple Pie Roll
  • Apparel

    • Beanie

      Stretchy knit beanie with an embroidered logo.
      $17.25
    • Trucker Hat

      Premium trucker hat featuring a mesh back and adjustable snapback closure.
      $17.25

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