Effin Egg

The food was solid however it left was wanting a little more for each thing we ordered. The burrito bowl was a fair portion size, but it said it has bacon and I only found like 2 tiny pieces of bacon in my bowl. On the sandwich it says it has chipotle mayo but you couldn’t taste it. The side tater tots are a definite do not order!!! They were over cooked to the point of being hard and extremely salty. For reference I usually like to add salt to my food and I’m saying the tots were over salt which says something. The food looks pretty but for the price point, I’d rather go to a local bagel store and I would be able to get something very comparable for a fraction of the price.

Honestly the best

Easily the best egg sandwich in town. Agree with other reviews that it's expensive but a gormet sandwich with medium eggs and lots of options. This is Jersey, so better bring your game for the egg sandwich and they do. Do NOT eat in the car. You will need to be sitting with napkins for this one.

First time here. Friendly greeting. Great food and great service.

Has a great experience here. Staff was friendly, service was fast (8:30am on a Saturday). I got the Effin Healthy bowl, subbing for regular scrambled eggs. The portion was huge and filling! I’m visiting from out of town and want to go back to try more offerings! Vegetarian options: Can easily make any offering vegetarian and some menu offerings are already vegetarian.

Great late night egg sandwich spot. Giant egg between brioche cooked perfectly, and people inside were very nice and helpful. Would 100% come back to this place.

Came here with my wife and we both loved it! Not only was the food great and the ambiance great, but the customer service was too. I felt apart of their family and like our opinion was something they truly cared about. We met one of the owners and he was amazing as well. You can see from my account that I don’t leave many reviews on places but after leaving here my wife and I knew we had to leave a review because this place deserves more customers! Thank you so much Effin Egg for our experience and we will 100% be returning!