Housemade chili sauce, parmesan and fresh mozzarella over creamy house vodka sauce. 12" feeds 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Housemade meatballs and spaghetti on a house vodka sauce base, topped with fresh mozzarella, basil, parmesan, and Italian herbs. Happy holiday! 12" feeds 1 or 2 || 20" feeds a part
$18.00
THE VEGAN FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Housemade vegan sausage and spaghetti on a marinara base, topped with vegan burrata, basil, and Italian herbs. Happy holiday! 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
BANH MI BABY ONE MORE TIME
Char Siu-style bacon, pickled vegetables, sesame aioli, mint, cilantro, and sesame seeds all on a mozzarella and pâté cream base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || 20" feeds a party
$20.00
SHAVED BRUSSELS SPROUTS SALAD
Shaved Grana Padano cheese and fennel over shaved Brussels sprouts, garnished with roasted pepitas, dill, green onions, and parsley, and served with housemade maple sesame dijon dressing. 24oz feeds 1 || 48oz feeds 2
$10.00
COOKIE BUTTER CAKE
Vegan spiced cookie butter cake with cookie butter buttercream frosting. A warm holiday hug in a tin. Feeds 1 or 2
Staples
THE MAC
Our most popular slice! Mac noodles, mild cheddar, sharp white cheddar, smoked provolone, and parmesan topped with green onions on a house white sauce base. 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
BBQCHICKENBACONCHEDDARRANCH
A fan favorite! Grilled chicken and mozzarella on a house BBQ sauce base, topped with cheddar, bacon, and house ranch. 12" feeds 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$19.00
THE BUFF CHICK
Fried chicken, blue cheese, and mozzarella on a house ranch base, topped with Frank’s Red Hot sauce and fresh parsley. 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$19.00
CHICKEN 'N WAFFLES
Fried chicken, melted butter, mozzarella and homemade mini waffle bites on a house white sauce base, topped with orange-habanero honey. 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$19.00
PEP 2.0
Ezzo pepperoni and whipped ricotta on a marinara and mozzarella base, topped with parmesan, fresh basil and orange habanero honey. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$19.00
MAGNUM P.I.E
Burrata and speck on a marinara base, topped with gochujang-grilled pineapple and arugula. Better than Tom Selleck’s collection of short shorts. 12" feeds 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
WHITE PIE
Whipped ricotta, fresh mozzarella, and homemade garlic purée on a white sauce base topped with fresh basil, parmesan, and a drizzle of olive oil. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
'SHROOMS OF RAD
The best mushroom pizza in the city. Fresh mozzarella over white sauce, topped with a mixed mushroom medley and finished with pickled grapes, arugula, pickled shallots, and a truffle porcini cream sauce. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$20.00
SPECK DI LUNA
Speck and ricotta on a fresh mozzarella and crème fraiche base, topped with cherry peppers, arugula, red pepper flakes, and olive oil. 12" feeds 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$20.00
THE DAUPHINOISE
Thinly sliced potatoes layered with crème fraiche, mozzarella, asiago, and parmesan, baked, then topped with cracked black pepper and parsley. 12" feeds 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$17.00
Classics
CHEESE
Sometimes simple is best. Tossed by a pizza artist, just for you. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$13.00
PEPPERONI
Our marinara base topped with mozzarella and plenty of ezzo pepperoni cups, cute and built to char! 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$15.00
SAUSAGE
Our house sausage blend on a beautiful marinara and mozzarella base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$15.00
PEP SAUSAGE
Ezzo pepperoni and house sausage with mozzarella cheese on a marinara base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
PEP 'SHROOM
Ezzo pepperoni and a blend of oyster, shiitake, and cremini mushrooms, on a marinara and mozzarella cheese base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
MARGHERITA
Creamy burrata cheese and fresh basil on a marinara base, topped with olive oil. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$15.00
DIMO FLORENTINE
Sliced baby heirloom tomatoes, and sautéed spinach on a marinara and mozzarella base, topped with crumbled feta cheese. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$17.00
THE DIANA ROSS
Our house sausage blend, bell peppers, red onions, mushrooms, black olives, and pepperoncini peppers on a marinara and mozzarella base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
RIP THE MARY WILSON
Bell peppers, red onions, mushrooms, black olives, and pepperoncini peppers on a marinara and mozzarella base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
Vegans
VEGAN CHEESE
Vegan mozzarella on a marinara base. Classic. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$16.00
VEGAN SAUSAGE
House vegan sausage and vegan mozzarella on a marinara base. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$17.00
VEGAN MARGHERITA
Creamy house vegan burrata and fresh basil on a marinara base, topped with olive oil. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$17.00
THE FLORENCE BALLARD
$16.00
VEGAN DIMO FLORENTINE
Sliced baby heirloom tomatoes and sautéed spinach on a marinara base, topped with creamy house vegan burrata and Italian herbs. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || GF = Gluten Friendly || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
THE VEGAN MAC
Mac noodles, vegan mozzarella and cheddar on a vegan ranch base, topped with green onions. 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
VEGAN BBQCHICKENCHEDDARRANCH
Chicken seitan, vegan mozzarella and vegan cheddar on a house BBQ base, topped with house vegan ranch. 12" feeds 1 or 2 || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
THE VEGAN BUFF CHICK
Seitan chicken and vegan mozzarella on a house vegan ranch base, topped with housemade vegan cashew blue cheese, Frank’s Red Hot sauce and fresh parsley. 12" feeds 2 || 20" feeds a party
$18.00
Sides
CHEESY GARLIC BREAD
Homemade roasted garlic purée and melty mozzarella cheese topped with parmesan, Italian herbs, and olive oil.
$15.00
VEGAN CHEESY GARLIC BREAD
Homemade roasted garlic purée and melty vegan mozzarella and cheddar cheese topped with vegan parmesan, Italian herbs, and olive oil
$17.00
BAKED MAC N CHEESE
Mac noodles tossed in our four-cheese mac blend, then topped with parmesan and panko bread crumbs. Ooey-gooey-easy-cheesy goodness! Feeds 1 or 2
$10.00
BAKED VEGAN MAC N CHEESE
Mac noodles tossed in our vegan mozzarella and cheddar, then topped with vegan parmesan and panko bread crumbs. Ooey-gooey-easy-cheesy goodness! Feeds 1 or 2
$12.00
Salads
PIZZA HOUSE SALAD
Mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, pepperoncini peppers, shaved parmesan, house croutons, and your choice of dressing. Feeds 1 or 2
$5.00
CAESAR SALAD
Romaine, shaved parmesan, house croutons, and caesar dressing. Hail Caesar salad! Feeds 1 or 2
$5.00
Flavor Boosters
SRIRACHA
You already know. 2oz to dip
$0.50
PARMESAN
Shake it up. 2oz to sprinkle
$0.50
RED PEPPER FLAKES
Some like it hot. 2oz to sprinkle
$0.50
Wine
MOTTA DEL LUPO BY PAOLO PETRILLI
This is the ultimate pizza wine! This 2018 full-bodied red from one of Italy’s famed organic tomato farmers has fruit, spice and everything nice. 750 mL bottle
$18.00
ODDONE BY TENUTA LA VIOLA
The perfect wine for your pizza night! This bright, easy-drinking red from an organic Adriatic producer brings red fruits, rose, and a hint of tomato leaf to the party. 750 mL bottle
$18.00
FOLK MACHINE PARTS AND LABOR
Another classic from Hobo Winery, this red blend of Syrah, Grenache, Carignan, and Barbera combines all the right notes into the perfect dry red wine. You already worked, time to relax and let this wine and all its parts do the rest of the labor! ABV 13%. 750 mL bottle
$19.00
ANDERSON VALLEY PINOT NOIR BY ANTHILL FARMS
A friendly pinot for all flavors and palettes. This Anderson Valley Pinot Noir from Anthill Farms gets its grapes from redwood groves and apple orchards—no wonder it’s so enjoyable. ABV 13.2% 750 mL bottle
$30.00
AGRAMANTE BY PAOLO PETRILLI
This unfiltered southern Italian red wine is bold and fairly dry, while still medium-bodied and soft on the palate. Aged from a blend of hand-harvested Sangiovese, Montepulciano,Bombino, and Nero de Troia grapes raised by a famed Italian organic farmer. ABV 13%. 750 mL bottle
$29.00
FOLK MACHINE WHITE LIGHT
This fun, summery, easy-drinking blend is interesting all evening. A blend of Riesling, Verdelho, Tocai Friulan and Sauvignon Blanc makes for an intoxicatingly good time. Inspired by the Velvet Underground and the vortexes of Sedona! ABV 12.5%. 750 mL bottle
$18.00
FRANGIPANE BY TENUTA LA VIOLA
The perfect white pizza wine! Albana grapes give this fresh, bright, medium bodied white the perfect level of acidity and flavor. To drink it is delightful! ABV 13%. 750 mL bottle
$20.00
DEEP DOWN SAUVIGNON BLANC
A naturally fermented Sauvignon Blanc from boutique organic winery Deep Down in Aotearoa, New Zealand. Its dry, textural flavor will have you coming back for more. ABV 12.8%. 750 mL bottle
$26.00
HOBO WINERY SPARKLING CIDER
From an old orchard out on the Sonoma Coast, this cider is a mix of all kinds of apples, including crab apples, and pears and quince. Made Méthode Champenoise by hand. Totally dry. ABV 7.7%. 750 mL bottle
$25.00
IL MOSTRO 'RAGANA' BY POGGIO ANIMA
Looking for a natural, funky, and organic wine with enough bubbles to delight? Look no further. Pear and peach notes transport you to Italy’s Abruzzo region. It’s named for a children’s bedtime warning about a prophetess that can foresee the future, and we foretell that you’re going to love this wine. ABV 12%. 750 mL bottle
$21.00
VILLA ZAPPI BY TENUTA CASALI
This sparkling rosé is crisp, and features soft bubbles, bright notes of strawberry and mineral, and a long dry finish. Naturally fermented from organically farmed Sangiovese grapes, by the Casali family. ABV 11.5%. 750 mL bottle
$24.00
LEO STEEN ROSÉ OF GRENACHE
A fruit-forward rosé from traditional, small-batch Sonoma Valley winemaker Leo Steen. Lightly creamy texture balanced with loads of red fruit, hints of white pepper, and lively acidity make for a great summer wine. 13.0% ABV. 750 mL bottle
$25.00
Beer
PBR
Do we really have to explain? The lager of the people, PBR is always good, all the time. ABV 4.8% six 16oz tall boys
$9.00
HALF ACRE DAISY CUTTER
One of Half Acre's first-ever pale ales, and a perennial favorite. It's lush and dank, with notes of blended pine, citrus, papaya, and mango. It's got apparent biscuit, and is obscenely dry too. ABV 5.2% four 16oz tall boys
$16.00
GOOSE ISLAND 312
Goose Island’s Chicago-inspired, award-winning wheat ale. Bright, lemony, a little hazy, and smooth and creamy all the way down. ABV 4.2% four 16oz cans
$12.00
SOLEMN OATH CITY WATER OOH LA LA PINK LEMONADE
Find summer in a seltzer with a personal lemonade stand in your fridge. Ooh La La Pink Lemonade City Water, Solemn Oath’s collaboration with legendary rap duo Run The Jewels, gushes with notes of fresh squeezed lemon and candied lemon peel with delicate bubbles and that characteristically dry pink lemonade finish. ABV 5.0% 4 16oz tall boys
$24.00
DUTCHBAG BREW CO. BOK LOBSTER
A traditional fall Dutch bok bier brewed with English base malt, malted oat, amber malt and German chocolate rye. Bready, rich & smooth, just how we like it. ABV 6.66%. 4 16oz cans
$24.00
Soda
OLD SCHOOL MEXICAN COKE
A classic sweetened with cane sugar. 12oz glass bottle
$3.50
CAN OF DIET COKE
Coke, but make it diet. 12oz can
$2.00
WISCO GINGER POP
This ginger soda is all spiced up with real organic ginger juice, lemon and lime and strikes a perfect balance of sweetness and heat. 12oz can
$4.00
SPRECHER ROOT BEER
This legendary award-winning root beer has that rich, creamy flavor that only comes from using Wisconsin honey direct from the combs. 12oz glass bottle
$3.50
LIQUID DEATH SPARKLING WATER
Death to thirst. Death to plastic. Delicious, canned sparkling water. 16oz can
$2.00
LIQUID DEATH MOUNTAIN WATER
Death to thirst. Death to plastic. Delicious, canned water. 16oz can