Wise Guys Diner Menu

1/3 pound Burger topped with 2 onion rings, BBQ sauce, jalapeños and meat hot sauce. Served with French fries

2 scrambled eggs with bacon and cheese on a grilled croissant. Served with home fries.

Crispy breaded chicken tenders tossed in spicy buffalo sauce topped with crisp bacon, lettuce and tomato on a fresh roll.

Two 1/3 lb. fresh ground sirloin patties with cheese or without cheese or two hot dogs. Placed on a bed of macaroni salad and home fries. Topped with meat hot sauce, mustard and onions.

Three 1/3 lb. fresh ground sirloin patties grilled to your liking. Topped with choice of 3 melted cheeses, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, Louann's sauce, lettuce and tomato on a fresh roll.

Your choice of BLT, ham, roast beef, turkey or tuna salad stacked with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. Placed between three slices of lightly toasted white or wheat bread.

Shaved steak sauteed the traditional Philly style with peppers, onions and melted mozzarella cheese.

Homeade meatloaf with bacon, mushrooms, onions, and cheddar cheese on a fresh roll. Topped with home-style gravy.

Tender clams coated in a tasty beer batter and piled high on a hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato and our spicy sauce.

1/3 lb. fresh ground sirloin cooked to your liking and topped with cheese. Served on a fresh roll.

Grilled to perfection and served on a fresh roll.

Freshly grown sliced tomato with mayonnaise. Served on white or wheat bread with a side of chips.

Freshly grown sliced tomato with mayonnaise. Served on white or wheat bread with a side of chips.

Grilled Italian sausage smothered with peppers and onions on a fresh roll.

Melted and crisp just like you remember.

Creamy tuna salad melted between toasted white or wheat bread.

Fresh, crisp and tasty. Served on toasted white or wheat bread with mayonnaise.

Fresh ground sirloin patty topped with melted Swiss cheese and caramelized onions on grilled rye bread.

Crispy breaded chicken with smoked ham and Swiss cheese on a fresh roll. Served with honey mustard dressing.

Grilled chicken breast topped with lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise. Served on a fresh roll.

Slow roasted pot roast, home fries and cheddar cheese topped with two eggs your way. Served with white or wheat toast.

Two poached eggs atop a toasted English muffin with spinach and hollandaise sauce.

Two poached eggs with sausage patties on a toasted English muffin and topped with sausage gravy.

Two poached eggs atop a toasted English muffin with corned beef hash and hollandaise sauce.

Meat with bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and melted cheese.

Ham, peppers, onions, and melted cheese.

Bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and melted cheese.

We start from scratch with three farm fresh eggs and you tell us where to go from there. Add $2.50 per item added.

Two thick cut slices of Texas style bread dipped and coated in everyone's favorite cereal. Served with choice of ham, bacon or sausage

Two slices of thick cut Texas style bread dipped in our tasty batter and grilled to a crisp. Served with ham, bacon or sausage.

Two buttermilk biscuits topped with country sausage gravy and two eggs your way.

Two eggs cooked to order with savory corned beef. Served with white or wheat toast.

Two eggs your way with a juicy N.Y. strip steak. Served with choice of home fries or hash browns and white or wheat toast.

Two eggs cooked to order with your choice of ham, bacon or sausage. Served with your choice of home fries or hash browns and white or wheat toast.

Two farm fresh eggs with melted cheese and choice of ham, bacon or sausage. Served on a fresh hard roll with a side of home fries.

Two eggs, two slices of bacon, two pieces of Canadian bacon, two slices of American cheese on grilled Texas toast. Served with potatoes.

Two eggs cooked to order with your choice of ham, bacon or sausage. Choice of two pancakes or two French toast. Served with home fries and white or wheat toast.

Two eggs cooked to order with choice of two bacon or two sausage links and choice of two pancakes or two French toast.

Three eggs cooked to order with three bacon or three sausage links and choice of three pancakes or three French toast.

One egg cooked to order with one bacon or one sausage link and a choice of one pancake or one French toast.

Creamy peanut butter and sweet jelly paired with homemade applesauce, served on soft bread tailored for our younger guests.

Breaded chicken tenders paired with golden french fries, typically served with a side of ketchup.

Crispy and wholesome, perfect for topping or enjoying solo.

A Texas Taco typically includes chili, cheddar cheese, jalapeños, scallions, and sour cream, served in a soft tortilla.

Salami, pepperoni, and ham typically layered with provolone cheese, accented by lettuce and tomato, and finished with a touch of olive oil and vinegar on a classic sandwich roll.

Two slices of toasted bread, typically includes sweet raisins throughout.

Freshly baked, classic English muffin - crispy on the outside, fluffy inside

A toasted hard roll, often served as a versatile base for a variety of sandwiches.

Freshly baked bagel, generously spread with creamy butter.

Freshly baked bagel with smooth, creamy spread for a delightful start to your day.

Our freshly made peanut butter, typically includes a creamy blend of ground peanuts.

Savory diced corned beef mixed with diced potatoes, cooked to perfection.

Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.

Crispy and golden breakfast potatoes, perfect for starting your day off right.

Adding an extra egg to any breakfast, prepared your way: over easy, hard, medium, or scrambled.

Homemade Pancakes

Thick Slices of Texas Bread dipped in egg batter with vanilla and cinnamon

Tender, savory sliced pork, perfectly cured and gently seasoned for a classic taste.

Crispy and savory bacon strips, cooked to perfection, served in a portion of three pieces.

Three links.

Two house-made sausage patties, typically including a blend of pork, herbs, and spices.

One silver dollar pancake or one French toast with meat.

Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.

Crispy golden-fried onion rings, perfectly seasoned for a savory crunch.

Creamy macaroni salad with crisp vegetables and a tangy dressing.

Applesauce is a smooth, sweet puree made from cooked apples, often complemented with a hint of cinnamon.

House-made hot sauce, often featuring a blend of spices and chili peppers for a balanced heat.

Four pieces.

A thick, creamy gravy made with crumbled sausage and seasoned to enhance its rich flavor.

A rich sauce made with butter, lemon juice, and egg yolks, often accompanying various dishes to add a smooth, creamy texture.

Smooth, rich chocolate drink, perfectly steamed to warm your soul.

Steaming, aromatic blend of finely selected tea leaves. Perfectly soothing.

The bold, refreshing, robust cola

Refreshing, crisp ginger-flavored carbonated soft drink.

Refreshing citrus beverage.

The bold, refreshing, robust cola

Real cola taste, with a refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy bubbles without sugar

The bold, refreshing, robust cola

Grape Crush is a carbonated soda offering a sweet grape flavor in a 12-ounce can.

Brisk lemon iced tea in a 12-ounce can combines black tea with a bold lemon essence, offering a refreshing and invigorating drink experience.

A 12-ounce can of diet Mountain Dew, offering the exhilarating citrus taste of the original with no calories.

Half battered haddock with half fantail shrimp. Discover the tastes of both with this combo.

Enjoy the taste of everything. Half portion of our battered haddock, half basket of fantail shrimp and New England style clam strips.

Panko breaded fantail shrimp, fried to golden brown.

New England style clam strips tossed in beer batter and fried to a golden brown. The best fried clam this side of town.

Battered haddock on a fresh roll. Customize with your choice of condiments and veggies! Comes with your choice of one side.