Wholly Cow Burgers Menu

One juicy locally sourced grass fed grass finished 1/3 pound patty sitting atop a mountain of veggies and a toasted bun. Your Choice of Cheese.

Two juicy locally sourced grass fed grass finished 1/3 pound patties sitting atop a mountain of veggies and a toasted bun.

Two juicy locally sourced grass fed grass finished 1/3 pound patties sitting atop a mountain of veggies and a toasted bun. And your choice of Cheese.

Paleo & Keto friendly. Juicy 1/3 pound patty between two steamed portobello caps piled with veggies and light mustard.

Slice of Cheddar Cheese over a Grass-Fed Beef Patty sitting atop a bed of Specialty Queso then drizzled with a river of More Queso !

Choice of Cheese, Grass-Fed Beef Patty, Couple of slices of Bacon, Fried Egg along with Veganaise Mayo, Lettuce and Tomato. Now your ready to start your day !

Grass-Fed Beef Patty - Pepper Jack Cheese, Fresh Jalapenos, Spicy Aioli all topped with a House Habanero Drizzle. Wow that's Hot !

The Infamous Wholly Cheesesteak Batman with all 3 added in (Sweet Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeños & Portabello Mushrooms)

It's Silly to get a Philly with No Onions, But we understand. We add Extra Meat to replace the Onions, so the Sandwich stays as big as the Original.

A smokey yet lightly spiced pastrami medium sliced sits atop a bed of sauerkraut topped with gooey provolone and House-made Texas Spicy Russian Dressing on Rye.

Thick strips of Crispy Bacon on a Thick Texas Toast with Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo. Top it off with a Fried Egg, and Avocado if you please.

Your tastebuds will feel like it's entered the Pearly Gates when you bite into these Golden Gates that have 5 slices of 4 cheeses Melted together on Texas Toast.

Two Delicious All Beef Hot Dogs smothered with our House Made Chili and Topped off with Delicious House Queso.

6oz of Juicy Grilled Pasture Raised Chicken with thick crispy strips of bacon on a Thick Cut Wheat Texas toast with Tomato, Lettuce, and Mayo.

Chunky cubes of Juicy Organically raised Chicken Breast mixed with a Little Bit \r\nO' Swamp heat and Mayo for a hellishly good chicken salad atop a Hoagie roll with Lettuce & Sweet Roasted Red Peppers.

Organically Raised Chicken Breast lightly breaded served with Lettuce & Pickles on a Toasted bun. Topped with our House-made Spicy Creamy Dressing.

A Juicy Crispy Chicken Breast - Pepper Jack Cheese, Fresh Jalapeños, Spicy Aioli and topped with a House Habanero Drizzle.

Four Juicy Chicken Tenders seasoned with a light cajun zest and served with your choice of Sauce.

Vegan, Soy Free Non-GMO Texas Tempeh sautéed with grilled onions, roasted red bell peppers and vegan cheese on a sub roll.

1/3 LB Tempeh Patty with TX Cowtail Black Eyed Peas, Black Bean, and Ginger on a vegan Pretzel Bun with Spicy Russian Dressing and all the Fixins'

Hand-Cut Regular Potato Fries. (Basket Size) lightly dusted with Sea Salt & Black Pepper.\r\nFried in a Gluten-free dedicated Fryer in Non-Seeded Palm Oil.

Hand-Cut Sweet Potato Fries. (Real Farm-Fresh Sweet Potatoes, Natural Sweetness). \r\nFried in a Gluten-free dedicated Fryer in Non-Seeded Palm Oil.

Hand-Cut Sweet Potato Fries. (Real Farm-Fresh Sweet Potatoes, Natural Sweetness). \r\nFried in a Gluten-free dedicated Fryer in Non-Seeded Palm Oil.

In-House Hand-Breaded Onion Rings

In-House Hand-Breaded Onion Rings

Crispy Tater Tot Barrels lightly dusted with Coarse Sea Salt & black pepper. \r\nFried in a Gluten Free Dedicated fryer in Non-Seeded Palm Oil.

Crispy Tater Tot Barrels lightly dusted with Coarse Sea Salt & black pepper. \r\nFried in a Gluten Free Dedicated fryer in Non-Seeded Palm Oil.

Hot Barrel Rolled Potato Bites Drizzled in a River of House Made Medium Spicy Queso.

A hearty serving of our House Made Chili a top a bed of Hand Cut Hot Crispy Fries Drizzled in a River of House Made Medium Spicy Queso.

A hearty serving of our House Made Chili a top a bed of barrel rolled crispy Potato Bites Drizzled in a River of House Made Medium Spicy Queso.

A hearty serving of our House Made Chili a top a bed of Hand Cut Hot Crispy Fries Topped with delicious White Cheddar Mac and Cheese !

A hearty serving of our House Made Chili a top a bed of barrel rolled crispy Potato Bites Topped with Delicious White Cheddar Mac and Cheese !

Our World Famous Philly Cheesesteak (Thinly Sliced Rib Eye Cut, Caramelized Onions, a blend of Provolone, Pepper Jack, and American Cheese over a bed of Crispy Hand Cut Fries ! Make It Trashy if you Like

Our World Famous Philly Cheesesteak (Thinly Sliced Rib Eye Cut, Caramelized Onions, a blend of Provolone, Pepper Jack, and American Cheese over a bed of Crispy Barrel Rolled Potato Bites ! Make It Trashy if you Like.

The Infamous Wholly Cheesesteak Batman with all 3 added in (Sweet Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeños & Portabello Mushrooms)

It Silly to get a Philly with No Onions, But We understand. We add Extra Meat to replace the Onions, so the Portion stays as big as the Original.

The Infamous Wholly Cheesesteak Batman with all 3 added in (Sweet Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeños & Portabello Mushrooms)

It Silly to get a Philly with No Onions, But We understand. We add Extra Meat to replace the Onions, so the Portion stays as big as the Original.

Juicy brisket smothered with our hatch green Chile queso on a bed of crispy hand-cut fries.

Juicy brisket smothered with our hatch green Chile queso on a bed of tots.

Three of our delicious Southwest Eggrolls stuffed with shredded chicken black beans, corn, jalapeño, red bells, and shredded cheese. Served up with a side of either our Creamy Chipotle Ranch or Delicious House-recipe Queso.

A thick and creamy White Cheddar Cheese Melting inside & out of the Pasta. Careful, you may never want a Yellow Cheese on Pasta ever again.

House-made Grass-fed Beef Chili. Texas Style with NO Beans Over a bed of Frito Corn Chips and Smothered with a House-Recipe Queso

House-made Grass-fed Beef Chili. Texas Style with NO Beans

House-made Grass-fed Beef Chili. Texas Style with NO Beans

Homemade Soup with shredded chicken breast in a light creamy broth with carrots, celery, onion and grandma's dumplings

Homemade shredded chicken breast in a light creamy broth with carrots, celery, onion and grandmas dumplings

A serving of Four jumbo Mozzarella Sticks coated in a golden seasoned breading with your choice of Marinara or Ranch dipping sauce !

A delicious and hearty gumbo filled with juicy chicken and tasty Andouille sausage. Peppered with a delicious veggie mix.

A delicious and hearty gumbo filled with juicy chicken and tasty Andouille sausage. Peppered with a delicious veggie mix.

A Delicious Hearty Creamy Baked Potato Soup Packed with flavor !

A rich and creamy Sharp Cheddar Base with loads of Broccoli !

A rich and creamy Sharp Cheddar Base with loads of Broccoli !

Brownie with Triple Chocolate Chunks & Chips

The Rock Slide is a light textured brownie topped with butter-luscious caramel, piled high with brownie cubes, toasted pecans and drizzle with caramel ganache

Decadent Brownie covered in Oreo Stuf and topped with Oreo Cookie Crumbles !

4 layers of Chocolate and Hazelnut with a Hazelnut Creme, Chocolate Granache and Sprinkles

Alternating layers of chocolate cake and chocolate mousse are topped with dark chocolate ganache

Chocolate, Salted Caramel, Pecans & Cheesecake - OH MY!!

Starting with a Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe, Peanut\r\nButter Morsel Chips and Topped with\r\nBroken Reese's Chocolate - Peanut Butter Cups\r\nalong with Fond Memories & Lots of Joy and LOVE.

No Campfire, Sticks and Burnt Marshmallows.\r\nA sweet and rich comforting cookie made with Chocolate, Mini Marshmallows, Graham Cracker\r\nbits & Lots of Joy and LOVE.

Taking into account that the Closest Ocean Beach is about200 Miles away from Austin, Let this cookie take you to your\r\nInner Island Getaway. Filled with White Chocolate Morsels,\r\na little Coconut & Macadamia Nuts.\r\n"MAHALO" & Lots of LOVE.

Dessert Bar with Butterfinger, Coconut flakes with Chocolate & Butterscotch Morsels.

Chocolate Chunks and Pecan Halves with a shortbread crust.

The Most loved Southern Lemon Treats. Shortbread Crust, a light and tart lemon custard with a dusting of confectioner's powdered sugar. Doesn't that just make your lips pucker?

Chock-full of wholesome ingredients including oatmeal, all-natural lemon preserve and coconut. A healthier dose of bursting flavors in every bite!.

Rich & Creamy Flourless Mousse Cake Slice

GLUTEN-FREE Chocolate Chip \r\nCAN'T HAVE THE GLUTEN? - We have a Treat for You !!! A PAIR of\r\nGramma's Choc Chip Recipe chocolate chips brown sugar, \r\nbrown rice flour, eggs, sugar, gluten-free whole oat flour, tapioca\r\nstarch, potato starch, palm oil. natural vanilla flavor, xantham gum,\r\nsalt, baking soda.\r\nMemories of eating the Batter & Lots of LOVE.

A delicious slice of Fun Fetti cake with a unique twist. Three layers of angel cake covered in a rich butter cream, stuffed and covered with sprinkles.

A Smooth, creamy crustless cheesecake with tart citrusy Yuzu juice. Topped with Yuzu curd. \nGMO and artificial Free. Made with rBst-free dairy and cage-free eggs. Gluten-free.\nA clean dessert with zip !

Ube Cheesecake Velvety in texture. Real purple sweet potato puree complemented by a crustless bottom layer of vanilla cheesecake.\nGMO and artificial Free. Made with rBst-free dairy and cage-free eggs. Gluten-free.

Vegan Banana Cake. A blend of freshly pureed bananas, gluten-free flour, coconut milk, and walnuts. Topped with a light whipped coconut cream. \nNo high fructose corn syrup, artificial colors or flavorings. -rBST-Free Dairy - 100% Pure cane sugar.\nA clean take on an old favorite.

A healthier take on an old favorite. Grass Fed and Finished Belted Galloway (Oreo Cow) jerky sticks with Jalapeno for a little spice. A healthy snack for those on the go ! \r\nQuantity: 6 sticks\r\n\r\nFor Longevity of quality product delivered slightly frozen.

A hearty pound of Grass Fed/Finished Summer Sausage stuffed with real Cheddar Cheese and Jalapenos throughout.\r\n\r\nFor Longevity of quality product delivered slightly frozen.

Crisp, sweet sliced RED jalapeno peppers. HOT!

Tomato based pasta sauce with fresh portobello mushrooms & Italian spices & seasonings

16 oz. Tomato based barbeque sauce with bourbon & a hint of bacon

16 oz. Tomato based barbeque sauce, slightly smoky with a hint of honey & habanero

Tomato based barbeque sauce & glaze with a sweet salted vodka flavor

Crisp, sweet sliced jalapeno peppers HOT! Sweet & Heat

Crisp, sweet sliced jalapeno peppers HOT! Sweet & Heat

Black-eyed peas, onions, jalapenos & bell peppers, seasoned with sugar & vinegar blended into a dip

Quail eggs with a whole fresh jalapeno, sliced carrots & onions with fresh dill & mustard seed

16 oz mix of Beets and Quail Eggs, Beets to add a little sweetness & What a Healthy High Protein & High Autoimmune Booster.

Quail eggs with sliced jalapenos, fresh garlic cloves with black & cayenne pepper

A sweet apple spread with hints of cinnamon & vanilla, sweetened with grape juice concentrate

A delicious spread made with peaches that can be used like jelly or as a filling to cake or pie

16oz. what a great way to keep that Holiday feel year round!

A sweet spread made with sweet potatoes & toasted pecans that pairs deliciously with biscuits or toast

A sweet spread made with sweet potato that is an alternative to jellies. Try mixing with pancake batter!

16 oz True German Version Shredded cabbage fermented with salt & caraway seeds. Great Pre & Probiotic. OKTOBERFEST doesn't really happen if you don't put this on some Brats or on a Reuben Sandwich!

16 oz Relish of Shredded cabbage, carrots, onions, jalapeños & habanero, bell pepper, seasonings with sugar & vinegar. A Great Probiotic for your Gut Health... Pairs well with Tuna. Southerners eat with pinto beans, black-eyed peas, Pulled Pork or Sloppy Joes!

16 oz MILD Jalapeño Relish. What can you Not put this Shtuff on? #nomnom

16oz. Add to your Martinis or eat alone!\r\n\r\nManzanilla olives stuffed with pimentos in a ground chipotle vinegar base

16oz Perfect for you Cocktails or a Charcuterie

Think MUFFALETTA !\r\n\r\nChopped manzanilla & black olives with chopped red pimentos, chopped jalapenos, olive oil & spices

16 oz Add these to a great Charcuterie Board or spice up Martini or Garnish a Bloody Mary with these Habanero Stuffed Olives.

Tomato based pasta sauce with roasted garlic & Italian spices & seasonings

32 oz Jar of Dill Pickle Halves marinated with The Canning trifecta of a Jalapeño, Onions, carrots. Fastest Seller.

Crisp sour pickle spears with fresh garlic cloves & sea salt

16 oz Fresh pickled garlic cloves with japones pepper & jalapeños halves

(Sliced Bread & Butter pickles & jalapeno pepper slices with Southern Fiery BBQ Kick) (16oz)

Thick, all natural apple preserves

*NEW* No Sugar Added Apricot Preserves

16oz. Excellent blend of Cheese, tomatoes and peppers

Monterrey cheese sauce blended with salsa & seasonings

Monterrey cheese sauce blended with salsa & seasonings

Blend of cheeses with salsa & habaneros for flavor & heat

16oz. Refreshed Protein Version of an 80's Classic Mild to Medium Salsa.\r\nTomato based salsa with black beans, corn, fresh onions, jalapeno, cilantro, fresh garlic & spices

Tomato based salsa with fresh cubed mango, fresh onions, jalapeno, cilantro, fresh garlic & lime juice

Tomato based salsa with fresh apple, fresh onions, jalapeno, cilantro, fresh garlic & spices

Tomatillos cooked with fresh avocado, onions, jalapenos, cilantro, garlic & seasonings HOT!

Tomato based salsa with jalapenos, habaneros, onions, cilantro & Carolina Reaper powder EXTREMELY HOT!

Tomato based salsa with fresh poblano peppers, fresh onions, jalapeno, cilantro, fresh garlic & spices MEDIUM

A mild tomato based salsa with chopped dill pickles.. MILD

Fire roasted jalapenos, cayenne peppers, bell peppers & poblanos with fresh onion, cilantro & fresh garlic HOT!

Tomato based salsa with ghost chili peppers, jalapenos, fresh onions, cilantro, garlic & spices EXTREMELY HOT!

Tomato based salsa with habanero peppers, jalapenos, fresh onions, cilantro, fresh garlic & spices HOT!

MILD TABLE SALSA _ Tomato based salsa with fresh tomatoes, onions & jalapeno peppers

Tomato based salsa with fresh onions, habaneros, jalapenos, cilantro, garlic & seasonings. VERY HOT!

Tomato based salsa with fresh serrano, jalapeno peppers and onions.. GOOD MEDIUM

16oz Not your Verde Chicken Enchilada Sauce The blend of Roasted Tomatillos will bless your taste buds\r\nMEDIUM

16 oz. Pickled Brussel sprouts with red bell pepper & sliced onions in a bread & butter base

16 oz Whole green beans with japones peppers, fresh garlic cloves & fresh dill. Mild and a great addition to a charcuterie or a great Stir-fry!\r\nThe Owner's favorite is wrapping them with Bacon & Grilling them "Green Bean wads"

Fresh crisp okra with japone pepper, fresh garlic cloves & fresh dill

32 oz Fresh Crispy Okra with okra, dill and some spices like Grammaw used to use.

16 oz Fresh crisp okra with japones chili pepper, fresh garlic cloves & fresh dill with crushed japones chili pepper & habanero for an extra kick

16 oz Asparagus spears with japones peppers, fresh garlic cloves & fresh dill. \r\nEat out of the jar, Add to a charcuterie Board or Add to a Drunken Noodles or Stir-fry dish. OMG!

16 oz. Home-style beets made with a vinegar & brown sugar base with fresh onions & spices