Village Idiot Pub Menu

$$Gastropub, Pub, Restaurant

8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772

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LUNCH & DINNER-Mon-Fri
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Soup Of The Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
- TNT Salad
  fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
  $21.00
- BYOB
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*T Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy And Cheese
  $16.00
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
  $19.00
- Specials Cup SOD
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Chicken Noodle
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Loaded Potato
  $0.00
- French Onion
  $0.00
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Harvest Cobb Salad
  $18.00
- Turkey And Mashed Potato Rolls
  $15.00
- Thanksgiving Wrap
  $20.00
- Turkey Platter
  $22.00
- Philly Roll
  $15.00
- Cowboy Burger
  $20.00
- Cajun Mahi Mahi
  $24.00
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac N' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- House Chips
  $5.00
- Mashed Potatos With A Side Of Gravy
  $8.00
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Gravy
  $2.00
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- Wasabi Mayo
  $2.00
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
- Vanilla Ice Cream
  $0.75
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
  $5.00
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
  $5.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
  $5.00
- Raspberry Sorbet
  $5.00
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 Sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 Sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac And Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac And Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
- Groupon Disco FF
  $11.00
- Groupon 8 Wings
  $15.00
- Groupon Onion Ring Tower
  $12.00
- Groupon Fried Pickles
  $12.00
- Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Groupon Basket Of FF
  $8.00
- Groupon Mozz Stix
  $12.00
- Groupon Cheese Quesadilla
  $12.00
- Groupon Nachos
  $16.00
- Groupon Bodacious Tots
  $15.00
- Groupon Three Stooges Sliders
  $18.00
- Groupon Pretzel
  $11.00
- Groupon Mini Tacos
  $12.00
- Groupon Idiot Bits
  $16.00
LUNCH & DINNER-Sat
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Soup Of The Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
- BYOB
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Burgundy
  cajun dipped and topped with bacon, swiss & house made potato chips
  $17.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*T Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Wonder Wrap
  $16.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy And Cheese
  $16.00
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
  $19.00
- Specials Cup SOD
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Loaded Potato
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Chicken Noodle
  $0.00
- French Onion
  $0.00
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Harvest Cobb Salad
  $18.00
- Turkey And Mashed Potato Rolls
  $15.00
- Thanksgiving Wrap
  $20.00
- Turkey Platter
  $22.00
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac N' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- Mashed Potatos With A Side Of Gravy
  $8.00
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Gravy
  $1.29
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- Wasabi Mayo
  $1.03
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
  $5.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
  $5.00
- Raspberry Sorbet
  $5.00
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
  $5.00
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- Vanilla Icecream
  $0.75
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 Sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 Sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac And Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac And Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
LUNCH & DINNER-Sun
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Soup Of The Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- BYOB
  $14.00
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*T Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy And Cheese
  $16.00
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
  $19.00
- Specials Cup SOD
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Loaded Potato
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Chicken Noodle
  $0.00
- French Onion
  $0.00
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Harvest Cobb Salad
  $18.00
- Turkey And Mashed Potato Rolls
  $15.00
- Thanksgiving Wrap
  $20.00
- Turkey Platter
  $22.00
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac N' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- House Chips
  $5.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Mac N' Cheese
  $6.19
- Mashed Potatos With A Side Of Gravy
  $8.00
- Onion Rings
  $5.16
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- Side Fries
  $6.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  $8.25
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $7.00
- Waffle Fries
  $6.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Gravy
  $1.29
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- Wasabi Mayo
  $2.00
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
  $5.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
  $5.00
- Raspberry Sorbet
  $5.00
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
  $5.00
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- Vanilla Icecream
  $0.75
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 Sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 Sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac And Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac And Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
TAKE OUT HH
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Calamari
  served with your choice of Italian Style, Buffalo, or Thai Chili
  $17.00
- Disco Fries
  $9.00
- Fingers
  $11.00
- Fried Pickles
  $10.00
- Mac-N-Cheese Wedges
  (3) 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried, served with ranch dressing
  $13.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Meatballs App
  $16.00
- Mini Chicken Tacos
  $9.00
- Mozz Sticks
  $10.00
- Pretzel
  $9.00
- Quesadilla
  $11.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $14.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Take Out HH Idiot Bits
  $15.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- Meatloaf Sliders
  $18.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- Greek Flatbread
  $12.00
- Prosciutto Flatbread
  $17.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Take Out HH Three Stooges Sliders
  $17.00
- Take Out HH BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $17.00
- Soup Of The Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
- TNT Salad
  fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
  $21.00
- Bavarian Burger
  $19.00
- Burger
  $13.00
- Cheeseburger
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Short Rib Burger
  topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions
  $17.53
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Burgundy
  cajun dipped and topped with bacon, swiss & house made potato chips
  $17.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*T Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Marinated Prime Panini
  marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
  $20.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Wonder Wrap
  $16.00
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mom's Meatloaf
  $22.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- V.I.P. Ribs
  served with mac n' cheese and cole slaw
  $19.00
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Chipotle Shrimp Tacos
  topped with mango salsa, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Specials Cup SOD
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Chicken Noodle
  $0.00
- Cup Lobster Bisque
  $0.00
- Specials Cup Loaded Potato
  $0.00
- French Onion
  $0.00
- Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla
  $17.00
- Sausage And Pepper Hero
  $20.60
- Marsala Burger
  $19.57
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac N' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Mac N' Cheese
  $6.19
- Mashed Potatos With A Side Of Gravy
  $8.00
- Onion Rings
  $5.16
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- Side Fries
  $6.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  $8.25
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $7.00
- Waffle Fries
  $6.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Gravy
  $2.00
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- Wasabi Mayo
  $2.00
- 2 Scoop Ice Cream
  $5.15
- 3 Scoops Ice Cream
  $6.18
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Spumoni Truffle
  $9.27
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
BREAKFAST- Sat
- Greek
  spinach, feta cheese & onions
  $12.00
- Veggie Overload
  peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
  $13.00
- Western
  ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
  $12.00
- Mama's Meat
  ham, bacon & sausage
  $14.00
- Skinny Chicky
  three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
  $15.00
- Eater's Choice
  choice of three ingredients
  $13.00
- Huevos Rancheros
  two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
  $14.00
- South Of The Boarder
  three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
  $13.00
- Breakfast Quesadilla
  three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
  $14.00
- Jester Tacos
  three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
  $15.00
- Mexi-Omelet
  avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
  $14.00
- Cali Style BLT
  sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
  $14.00
- Caprese Panini
  fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
  $14.00
- Classic BLT
  bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
  $12.00
- Eggy McMuff
  one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
  $7.00
- Greek Salad Wrap
  mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
  $13.00
- Grilled Cheese
  $12.00
- Sunrise Burger
  an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
  $15.00
- Von Kaiser
  two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
  $9.00
- Waffle Sandwich
  ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
  $13.00
- The Original
  canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $12.00
- Veggie Benny
  grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $15.00
- The McFee
  house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $14.00
- The Pincher
  house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $16.00
- Avocado Toast
  fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
  $15.00
- Breakfast In Bread
  a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
  $14.00
- Build Your Own Platter
  two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
  $12.00
- Idiot Platter
  three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
  $16.00
- My Cousin Vinny
  two fried eggs, bacon & grits
  $11.00
- Southern Biscuits
  served with home fries & sausage gravy
  $10.00
- Steak & Eggs
  served with home fries & toast
  $17.00
- Under The Sea Sizzler
  two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
  $17.00
- Pancakes
  $9.00
- Chocolate Chip Pancakes
  $10.00
- Banana Pecan Pancakes
  $11.00
- Belgian Waffle
  $10.00
- French Toast
  $10.00
- Bread Pudding French Toast
  $13.00
- Breakfast Churro Bites
  $11.00
- Chicken & Waffle
  $13.00
- 1 Egg
  $1.00
- 2 Eggs
  $3.00
- Avocado
  $4.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Corned Beef Hash
  $5.00
- English Muffin
  $2.00
- Ham
  $3.00
- Sausage Links
  $3.00
- Sauteed Spinach
  $4.00
- Side Home Fries
  $3.00
- Small Seasonal Fruit
  $6.00
- Turkey Bacon
  $4.00
- Toast
  $1.00
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kid Scrambled Eggs
  $9.00
- French Toast Sticks
  $9.00
- Kid Pancakes
  $9.00
- Mrs. Claus Brown Sugar Oatmeal
  $8.00
- Mrs. Claus Cinnamon Apple
  $8.00
- Reindeer FT Stix
  $8.00
- North Pole Platter
  $8.00
- Little Penguin Pancakes
  $8.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Gravy
  $2.00
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- Wasabi Mayo
  $2.00
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 Sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 Sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac And Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac And Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
BREAKFAST- Sun
- Greek
  spinach, feta cheese & onions
  $12.00
- Veggie Overload
  peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
  $13.00
- Western
  ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
  $12.00
- Mama's Meat
  ham, bacon & sausage
  $14.00
- Skinny Chicky
  three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
  $15.00
- Eater's Choice
  choice of three ingredients
  $13.00
- Huevos Rancheros
  two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
  $14.00
- South Of The Boarder
  three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
  $13.00
- Breakfast Quesadilla
  three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
  $14.00
- Jester Tacos
  three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
  $15.00
- Mexi-Omelet
  avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
  $14.00
- Cali Style BLT
  sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
  $14.00
- Caprese Panini
  fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
  $14.00
- Classic BLT
  bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
  $12.00
- Eggy McMuff
  one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
  $7.00
- Greek Salad Wrap
  mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
  $13.00
- Sunrise Burger
  an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
  $15.00
- Von Kaiser
  two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
  $9.00
- Waffle Sandwich
  ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
  $13.00
- Grilled Cheese
  $12.00
- The Original
  canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $12.00
- Veggie Benny
  grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $15.00
- The McFee
  house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $14.00
- The Pincher
  house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $16.00
- Avocado Toast
  fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
  $15.00
- Breakfast In Bread
  a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
  $14.00
- Build Your Own Platter
  two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
  $12.00
- Idiot Platter
  three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
  $16.00
- My Cousin Vinny
  two fried eggs, bacon & grits
  $11.00
- Southern Biscuits
  served with home fries & sausage gravy
  $10.00
- Steak & Eggs
  served with home fries & toast
  $17.00
- Under The Sea Sizzler
  two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
  $17.00
- Pancakes
  $9.00
- Chocolate Chip Pancakes
  $10.00
- Banana Pecan Pancakes
  $11.00
- Belgian Waffle
  $10.00
- French Toast
  $10.00
- Bread Pudding French Toast
  $13.00
- Breakfast Churro Bites
  $11.00
- Chicken & Waffle
  $13.00
- 1 Egg
  $1.00
- 2 Eggs
  $3.00
- Avocado
  $4.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Corn Muffin
  $2.58
- Corned Beef Hash
  $5.00
- English Muffin
  $2.00
- Grits
  $4.12
- Ham
  $3.00
- Sausage Links
  $3.00
- Sausage Patty
  $4.12
- Sauteed Spinach
  $4.00
- Side Home Fries
  $3.00
- Small Seasonal Fruit
  $6.00
- Turkey Bacon
  $4.00
- Toast
  $1.00
- Kid Beverage
  $0.00
- Kid Scrambled Eggs
  $9.00
- French Toast Sticks
  $9.00
- Kid Pancakes
  $9.00
- Oatmeal
  $6.19
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- 1000
  $2.00
- American
  $2.00
- Avocado
  $5.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Balsamic
  $2.00
- Balsamic Glaze
  $2.00
- Bbq
  $2.00
- BC Crumble
  $2.00
- BC Dressing
  $2.00
- Buffalo
  $2.00
- Cajun Seasoning
  $1.50
- Carrots
  $2.00
- Celery
  $2.00
- Cheddar Jack
  $2.00
- Chili
  $4.00
- Chipotle Mayo
  $2.00
- Cole Slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- Frazzled Onions
  $2.00
- Fried Jalapenos
  $2.00
- Guacamole
  $5.00
- Honey Bbq
  $2.00
- Honey Mustard
  $2.00
- Horseradish Sauce
  $2.00
- Lettuce
  $2.00
- Maple Mayo
  $2.00
- Marinade
  $2.00
- Mayo
  $1.50
- Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Mustard
  $1.50
- Nacho Cheese
  $2.00
- Pepper Jack
  $2.00
- Pickle
  $2.00
- Provolone
  $2.00
- Ranch
  $2.00
- Red Onion
  $2.00
- Salsa
  $2.00
- Sauteed Mushrooms
  $2.50
- Sauteed Onions
  $2.50
- Sour Cream
  $2.00
- Spinach
  $4.00
- Swiss
  $2.00
- Tomato
  $2.00
- The Original Benny
  $12.36
- Skinny Chicky
  $15.45
- Sunnyside Panini
  $16.48
- Cali BLT
  $14.42
- Idiot Platter
  $16.48
- Breakfast In Bread
  $14.42
- Avocado Toast
  $17.51
- Chicken And Waffles
  $17.51
- Jester Tacos
  $15.45
- Iron Man Burrito
  $14.42
- Belgian Waffle
  $10.30
- French Toast
  $10.30
- Pancakes
  $9.27
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage And Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 Sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 Sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac And Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac And Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00

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Village Idiot Pub Menu

LUNCH & DINNER-Mon-Fri

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Cajun Seared Tuna

Irish Balls

Marinated Steak Tidbits

Quesadilla

Sit-N-Spinach Dip

Stoopid Sampler

Veggie Quesadilla

12 Wings

25 Wings

Crinkle Cut

Tater Tots

Cajun Fries

Sweet Potato Fries

Waffle Fries

Sweet Jesus Fries

Loaded Tater Tots

Blue Cheese Dream

Lobster Roll Sliders

V.I.P. Sliders

The Buffalo Flatbread

Classic Margherita

Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread

Ala Vodka Flat Bread

Soup Of The Day

Chicken Noodle

Loaded Potato

Lobster Bisque

French Onion Soup

VIP Chili

TNT Salad

BYOB

Chipotle Chicken Burger

Da Bomb Burger

Marinated Burger

Texas Burger

The Ace

The Meathead

American Chicken Sandwich

Curly

Filet McMuff

Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast

Groovin Reuben

Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

It's The Sh*T Sandwich

Larry Po' Boy

Philly Cheese Steak

Sliced Steak Sandwich

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

Turkey Club

Spicy Sarno Sandwich

VIP Chopped Cheese

Ahi Tuna Wrap

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

Chicken Caesar Wrap

El Diablo Wrap

Healthy Italian Wrap

Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

Grilled Chicken Panini

Roasted Veggie Panini

Tuscan Panini

Dreamy Tortellini

Idiot Francese

Jazzy Jambalaya

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

Shepherd's Pie

Chicken Scarpariello

V.I.P. Pasta

Chimichurri Sliced Steak

Eggplant Parmesan

Mac Daddy And Cheese

Ahi Tuna Tacos

Beef'd Up Taco

Pulled Pork Tacos

Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos

Specials Cup SOD

Specials Cup Chicken Noodle