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Village Idiot Pub Menu

4.2

(1,050+ Reviews)

$Bar & grill, Pub, Sports bar

Appetizers
- Bodacious Tot-Tots
  tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
  $15.00
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Cheese Quesadilla.
  $12.00
- Chicken Fingers
  served with honey mustard
  $13.00
- Disco Fries
  crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
  $12.00
- Fried Pickle Chips
  tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
  $12.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
- Jumbo Hot Pretzel
  served with mustard
  $11.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Mini Chicken Tacos
  served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
  $12.00
- Mozzarella Sticks
  parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
  $12.00
- Nachos Locos
  nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
  $16.00
- Onion Ring Tower
  served with chipotle mayo
  $12.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- Basket of Fries
  $8.00
Wings
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Idiot Bits
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $16.00
Freaking Fries
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Disco Fries
  crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
  $12.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
- BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- Three Stooges Sliders
  mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
  $18.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
Soups
- Soup of the Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
Salads
- Bistro Salad
  mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
  $17.00
- Cobb Salad
  romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
  $16.00
- Large Garden Salad
  romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
  $12.00
- Large Caesar Salad
  romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
  $14.00
- Southwest Salad
  romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
  $18.00
- The G.O.A.T.
  mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
  $18.00
- TNT Salad
  fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
  $21.00
Burgers
- BYOB
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
Sandwiches
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*t Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Moe
  hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
  $19.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
Wraps & Paninis
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy and Cheese
  $16.00
Specials
- small garden salad
- small caesar salad
- Specials cup SOD
- Specials cup chicken noodle
- Specials cup Loaded Potato
- French Onion
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Steak Gorgonzola
  $30.00
- Shrimp Rigatoni
  $23.00
- VIP Surf & Turf Burger
  $23.00
- Chicken Parm Alfredo
  $25.00
- Traditional Irish Stew
  $12.00
- Irish Spring Rolls
  $16.00
- Irish Skins
  $17.00
- Oh My Cod
  $20.00
- Pot O' Gold Platter
  $22.00
- Corned Beef Sandwich
  $19.00
Kidiot Menu
- Kid Beverage
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
Sides
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- House Chips
  $5.00
- Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy
  $8.00
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
Extras
- 1000
  $2.00
- american
  $2.00
- avocado
  $5.00
- bacon
  $4.00
- balsamic
  $2.00
- balsamic glaze
  $2.00
- bbq
  $2.00
- BC crumble
  $2.00
- BC dressing
  $2.00
- buffalo
  $2.00
- cajun seasoning
  $1.50
- carrots
  $2.00
- celery
  $2.00
- cheddar jack
  $2.00
- chili
  $4.00
- chipotle mayo
  $2.00
- cole slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- frazzled onions
  $2.00
- fried jalapenos
  $2.00
- gravy
  $2.00
- guacamole
  $5.00
- honey bbq
  $2.00
- honey mustard
  $2.00
- horseradish sauce
  $2.00
- lettuce
  $2.00
- maple mayo
  $2.00
- marinade
  $2.00
- mayo
  $1.50
- mozzarella
  $2.00
- mustard
  $1.50
- nacho cheese
  $2.00
- pepper jack
  $2.00
- pickle
  $2.00
- provolone
  $2.00
- ranch
  $2.00
- red onion
  $2.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- salsa
  $2.00
- sauteed mushrooms
  $2.50
- sauteed onions
  $2.50
- sour cream
  $2.00
- spinach
  $4.00
- swiss
  $2.00
- tomato
  $2.00
- wasabi mayo
  $2.00
Desserts
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
- Raspberry Sorbet
Catering
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad
  $75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad
  $50.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad
  $55.00
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
- Groupon Disco FF
  $11.00
- Groupon 8 Wings
  $15.00
- Groupon Onion Ring Tower
  $12.00
- Groupon Fried Pickles
  $12.00
- Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Groupon Basket of FF
  $8.00
- Groupon Mozz Stix
  $12.00
- Groupon Cheese Quesadilla
  $12.00
- Groupon Nachos
  $16.00
- Groupon Bodacious Tots
  $15.00
- Groupon Three Stooges Sliders
  $18.00
- Groupon Pretzel
  $11.00
- Groupon Mini Tacos
  $12.00
- Groupon Idiot Bits
  $16.00
Appetizers
- Bodacious Tot-Tots
  tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
  $15.00
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Chicken Fingers
  served with honey mustard
  $13.00
- Disco Fries
  crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
  $12.00
- Fried Pickle Chips
  tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
  $12.00
- Jumbo Hot Pretzel
  served with mustard
  $11.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Mini Chicken Tacos
  served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
  $12.00
- Mozzarella Sticks
  parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
  $12.00
- Nachos Locos
  nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
  $16.00
- Onion Ring Tower
  served with chipotle mayo
  $12.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
Wings
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Idiot Bits
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $16.00
Freaking Fries
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Disco Fries
  crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
  $12.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
- BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- Three Stooges Sliders
  mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
  $18.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
Soups
- Soup of the Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
Salads
- Bistro Salad
  mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
  $17.00
- Cobb Salad
  romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
  $16.00
- Large Garden Salad
  romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
  $12.00
- Large Caesar Salad
  romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
  $14.00
- Southwest Salad
  romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
  $18.00
- The G.O.A.T.
  mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
  $18.00
Burgers
- BYOB
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Burgundy
  cajun dipped and topped with bacon, swiss & house made potato chips
  $17.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
Sandwiches
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*t Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Moe
  hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
  $19.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
Wraps & Paninis
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Wonder Wrap
  $16.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy and Cheese
  $16.00
Tacos
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
  $19.00
Specials
- small garden salad
- small caesar salad
- Specials cup SOD
- Specials cup Loaded Potato
- Specials cup chicken noodle
- French onion
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Steak Gorgonzola
  $30.00
- Shrimp Rigatoni
  $23.00
- VIP Surf & Turf Burger
  $23.00
- Chicken Parm Alfredo
  $25.00
- Traditional Irish Stew
  $12.00
- Irish Spring Rolls
  $16.00
- Irish Skins
  $17.00
- Oh My Cod
  $20.00
- Pot O' Gold Platter
  $22.00
- Corned Beef Sandwich
  $19.00
Kidiot Menu
- Kid Beverage
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
Sides
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy
  $8.00
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
Extras
- 1000
  $2.00
- american
  $2.00
- avocado
  $5.00
- bacon
  $4.00
- balsamic
  $2.00
- balsamic glaze
  $2.00
- bbq
  $2.00
- BC crumble
  $2.00
- BC dressing
  $2.00
- buffalo
  $2.00
- cajun seasoning
  $1.50
- carrots
  $2.00
- celery
  $2.00
- cheddar jack
  $2.00
- chili
  $4.00
- chipotle mayo
  $2.00
- cole slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- frazzled onions
  $2.00
- fried jalapenos
  $2.00
- gravy
  $1.29
- guacamole
  $5.00
- honey bbq
  $2.00
- honey mustard
  $2.00
- horseradish sauce
  $2.00
- lettuce
  $2.00
- maple mayo
  $2.00
- marinade
  $2.00
- mayo
  $1.50
- mozzarella
  $2.00
- mustard
  $1.50
- nacho cheese
  $2.00
- pepper jack
  $2.00
- pickle
  $2.00
- provolone
  $2.00
- ranch
  $2.00
- red onion
  $2.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- salsa
  $2.00
- sauteed mushrooms
  $2.50
- sauteed onions
  $2.50
- sour cream
  $2.00
- spinach
  $4.00
- swiss
  $2.00
- tomato
  $2.00
- wasabi mayo
  $1.03
Desserts
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
- Raspberry Sorbet
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- Vanilla Icecream
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad
  $75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad
  $50.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad
  $55.00
Appetizers
- Bodacious Tot-Tots
  tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
  $15.00
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Chicken Fingers
  served with honey mustard
  $13.00
- Fried Pickle Chips
  tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
  $12.00
- Jumbo Hot Pretzel
  served with mustard
  $11.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Mini Chicken Tacos
  served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
  $12.00
- Mozzarella Sticks
  parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
  $12.00
- Nachos Locos
  nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
  $16.00
- Onion Ring Tower
  served with chipotle mayo
  $12.00
- Quesadilla
  bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $12.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
- Irish Balls
  $15.00
Wings
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Idiot Bits
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $16.00
Freaking Fries
- Crinkle Cut
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $8.00
- Cajun Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $8.00
- Waffle Fries
  $8.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Disco Fries
  crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
  $12.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Blue Cheese Dream
  $14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
- BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- Three Stooges Sliders
  mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
  $18.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Classic Margherita
  $13.00
- Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
  $16.00
- Ala Vodka Flat Bread
  $16.00
Soups
- Soup of the Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
Salads
- Bistro Salad
  mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
  $17.00
- Cobb Salad
  romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
  $16.00
- Large Garden Salad
  romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
  $12.00
- Large Caesar Salad
  romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
  $14.00
- Southwest Salad
  romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
  $18.00
- The G.O.A.T.
  mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
  $18.00
Burgers
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
- Da Bomb Burger
  $19.00
- BYOB
  $14.00
Sandwiches
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*t Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Moe
  hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
  $19.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
- Spicy Sarno Sandwich
  $19.00
Wraps & Paninis
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Tuscan Panini
  $18.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- Shepherd's Pie
  $19.00
- Chicken Scarpariello
  $24.00
- V.I.P. Pasta
  $21.00
- Chimichurri Sliced Steak
  $27.00
- Eggplant Parmesan
  $23.00
- Mac Daddy and Cheese
  $16.00
Tacos
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
  $19.00
Specials
- small garden salad
- small caesar salad
- Specials cup SOD
- Specials cup Loaded Potato
- Specials cup chicken noodle
- French Onion
- Soup Flight
  $16.00
- Steak Gorgonzola
  $30.00
- Shrimp Rigatoni
  $23.00
- VIP Surf & Turf Burger
  $23.00
- Chicken Parm Alfredo
  $25.00
- Traditional Irish Stew
  $12.00
- Irish Spring Rolls
  $16.00
- Irish Skins
  $17.00
- Oh My Cod
  $20.00
- Pot O' Gold Platter
  $22.00
- Corned Beef Sandwich
  $19.00
Kidiot Menu
- Kid Beverage
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
Sides
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- House Chips
  $5.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Mac N' Cheese
  $6.19
- Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy
  $8.00
- Onion Rings
  $5.16
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- Side Fries
  $6.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  $8.25
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $7.00
- Waffle Fries
  $6.00
Extras
- 1000
  $2.00
- american
  $2.00
- avocado
  $5.00
- bacon
  $4.00
- balsamic
  $2.00
- balsamic glaze
  $2.00
- bbq
  $2.00
- BC crumble
  $2.00
- BC dressing
  $2.00
- buffalo
  $2.00
- cajun seasoning
  $1.50
- carrots
  $2.00
- celery
  $2.00
- cheddar jack
  $2.00
- chili
  $4.00
- chipotle mayo
  $2.00
- cole slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- frazzled onions
  $2.00
- fried jalapenos
  $2.00
- gravy
  $1.29
- guacamole
  $5.00
- honey bbq
  $2.00
- honey mustard
  $2.00
- horseradish sauce
  $2.00
- lettuce
  $2.00
- maple mayo
  $2.00
- marinade
  $2.00
- mayo
  $1.50
- mozzarella
  $2.00
- mustard
  $1.50
- nacho cheese
  $2.00
- pepper jack
  $2.00
- pickle
  $2.00
- provolone
  $2.00
- ranch
  $2.00
- red onion
  $2.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- salsa
  $2.00
- sauteed mushrooms
  $2.50
- sauteed onions
  $2.50
- sour cream
  $2.00
- spinach
  $4.00
- swiss
  $2.00
- tomato
  $2.00
- wasabi mayo
  $2.00
Desserts
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Rainbow Cake
  $9.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream
- Raspberry Sorbet
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- Vanilla Icecream
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad
  $75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad
  $50.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad
  $55.00
Appetizers
- Bodacious Tot-Tots
  tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
  $15.00
- Buffalo Chicken Dip
  shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Cajun Seared Tuna
  cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
  $19.00
- Calamari
  served with your choice of Italian Style, Buffalo, or Thai Chili
  $17.00
- Disco Fries
  $9.00
- Fingers
  $11.00
- Fried Pickles
  $10.00
- Mac-N-Cheese Wedges
  (3) 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried, served with ranch dressing
  $13.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits
  marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
  $21.00
- Meatballs App
  $16.00
- Mini Chicken Tacos
  $9.00
- Mozz Sticks
  $10.00
- Nachos Locos
  nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
  $16.00
- Pretzel
  $9.00
- Quesadilla
  $11.00
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip
  an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
  $19.00
- Stoopid Sampler
  wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
  $21.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
  $14.00
- Veggie Quesadilla
  broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
  $15.00
Wings
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $14.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
- Idiot Bits
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $16.00
- Take out HH Idiot Bits
  $15.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
- BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $18.00
- Lobster Roll Sliders
  house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
  $20.00
- Meatloaf Sliders
  $18.00
- Three Stooges Sliders
  mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
  $18.00
- V.I.P. Sliders
  filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
  $20.00
- Greek Flatbread
  $12.00
- Prosciutto Flatbread
  $17.00
- The Buffalo Flatbread
  topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
  $15.00
- Take out HH Three Stooges Sliders
  $17.00
- Take out HH BBQ Chicken Sliders
  $17.00
Soups
- Soup of the Day
  $10.00
- Chicken Noodle
  $9.00
- Loaded Potato
  $10.00
- Lobster Bisque
  $12.00
- French Onion Soup
  $10.00
- VIP Chili
  served with nachos
  $11.00
Salads
- Small Garden Salad
  romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
  $8.00
- Small Caesar Salad
  romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
  $9.00
- Bistro Salad
  mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
  $17.00
- Cobb Salad
  romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
  $16.00
- Large Garden Salad
  romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
  $12.00
- Large Caesar Salad
  romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
  $14.00
- Southwest Salad
  romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
  $18.00
- The G.O.A.T.
  mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
  $18.00
- TNT Salad
  fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
  $21.00
Burgers
- Bavarian Burger
  $19.00
- Burger
  $13.00
- Cheeseburger
  $14.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger
  freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
  $18.00
- Marinated Burger
  covered in our signature marinade
  $18.00
- Short Rib Burger
  topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions
  $17.53
- Texas Burger
  topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
  $18.00
- The Ace
  stacked with 5 strips of bacon
  $19.00
- The Burgundy
  cajun dipped and topped with bacon, swiss & house made potato chips
  $17.00
- The Meathead
  10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- VIP Chopped Cheese
  $21.00
Sandwiches
- American Chicken Sandwich
  breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Curly
  grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $18.00
- Filet McMuff
  marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
  $23.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
  $14.00
- Groovin Reuben
  corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
  $20.00
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
  panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
  $19.00
- It's The Sh*t Sandwich
  pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
  $20.00
- Larry Po' Boy
  grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
  $20.00
- Moe
  hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
  $19.00
- Philly Cheese Steak
  sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
  $20.00
- Sliced Steak Sandwich
  marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
  $22.00
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich
  grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
  $17.00
- Turkey Club
  turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
  $18.00
Wraps & Paninis
- Ahi Tuna Wrap
  grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
  $21.00
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap
  fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
  $17.00
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap
  grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
  $19.00
- Chicken Caesar Wrap
  grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
  $17.00
- El Diablo Wrap
  grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
  $18.00
- Healthy Italian Wrap
  grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
  $17.00
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
  lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
  $18.00
- Grilled Chicken Panini
  grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
  $18.00
- Marinated Prime Panini
  marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
  $20.00
- Roasted Veggie Panini
  eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
  $18.00
- Wonder Wrap
  $16.00
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini
  tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
  $23.00
- Idiot Francese
  chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
  $22.00
- Jazzy Jambalaya
  cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
  $21.00
- Mom's Meatloaf
  $22.00
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
  $21.00
- V.I.P. Ribs
  served with mac n' cheese and cole slaw
  $19.00
Tacos
- Ahi Tuna Tacos
  topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
  $22.00
- Beef'd Up Taco
  $20.00
- Chipotle Shrimp Tacos
  topped with mango salsa, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
- Pulled Pork Tacos
  topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
  $18.00
Specials
- small garden salad
- small caesar salad
- Specials cup SOD
- Specials cup chicken noodle
- cup Lobster Bisque
- Specials cup Loaded Potato
- French Onion
- Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla
  $17.00
- Sausage And Pepper Hero
  $20.60
- Marsala Burger
  $19.57
- Bruschetta Chicken
  $22.66
Kidiot Menu
- Kid Beverage
- Kidiot Burger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Cheeseburger
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Chicken Fingers
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Grilled Cheese
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Hot Dog
  served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
  $10.25
- Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
  $10.25
- Kidiot Penne
  $10.25
Sides
- Cole Slaw
  $5.00
- Loaded Tater Tots
  $9.00
- Mac N' Cheese
  $6.19
- Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy
  $8.00
- Onion Rings
  $5.16
- Rice
  $5.00
- Sauteed Veggies
  $7.00
- Side Fries
  $6.00
- Sweet Jesus Fries
  $8.25
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $7.00
- Tater Tots
  $7.00
- Waffle Fries
  $6.00
Extras
- 1000
  $2.00
- american
  $2.00
- avocado
  $5.00
- bacon
  $4.00
- balsamic
  $2.00
- balsamic glaze
  $2.00
- bbq
  $2.00
- BC crumble
  $2.00
- BC dressing
  $2.00
- buffalo
  $2.00
- cajun seasoning
  $1.50
- carrots
  $2.00
- celery
  $2.00
- cheddar jack
  $2.00
- chili
  $4.00
- chipotle mayo
  $2.00
- cole slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- frazzled onions
  $2.00
- fried jalapenos
  $2.00
- gravy
  $2.00
- guacamole
  $5.00
- honey bbq
  $2.00
- honey mustard
  $2.00
- horseradish sauce
  $2.00
- lettuce
  $2.00
- maple mayo
  $2.00
- marinade
  $2.00
- mayo
  $1.50
- mozzarella
  $2.00
- mustard
  $1.50
- nacho cheese
  $2.00
- pepper jack
  $2.00
- pickle
  $2.00
- provolone
  $2.00
- ranch
  $2.00
- red onion
  $2.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- salsa
  $2.00
- sauteed mushrooms
  $2.50
- sauteed onions
  $2.50
- sour cream
  $2.00
- spinach
  $4.00
- swiss
  $2.00
- tomato
  $2.00
- wasabi mayo
  $2.00
Desserts
- 2 Scoop Ice Cream
  $5.15
- 3 Scoops Ice Cream
  $6.18
- Banana Fosters
  $9.00
- Fried Oreos
  $9.00
- Fried Twinkies
  $9.00
- Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
  $9.00
- Manhattan Truffle
  $8.00
- Oreo Cake
  $7.50
- Spumoni Truffle
  $9.27
- Tiramisu
  $9.00
- White Chocolate Truffle
  $9.00
Brunch Food
- Benny and the Lox
  $17.00
- Where's the Beef-Edict?
  $17.00
- Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)
  $17.00
- Waffle
  $13.00
- Wrapzilla
  $13.00
- Ricotta Be Kidding Me!
  $13.00
- Holy Stuffed Toast!
  $13.00
- Cheesy Stack Attack
  $13.00
- Very Important Panini
  $15.00
- Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
  $16.00
- Steak Out Wrap
  $17.00
- Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory
  $16.00
- The Monte Crisco
  $16.00
- The Cure-All Po' Boy
  $14.00
- The Bayou Bodega
  $16.00
- The Very Important B.E.C
  $16.00
- Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious
  $14.00
- Avoca-doh! Toast
  $16.00
Omelettes
- Greek
  spinach, feta cheese & onions
  $12.00
- Veggie Overload
  peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms & tomato
  $13.00
- Western
  ham, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese
  $12.00
- Mama's Meat
  ham, bacon & sausage
  $14.00
- Skinny Chicky
  three egg whites, grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
  $15.00
- Eater's Choice
  choice of three ingredients
  $13.00
Fiesta Favorites
- Huevos Rancheros
  two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs & house made salsa
  $14.00
- South of the Boarder
  three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato & cheddar cheese, served in a burrito
  $13.00
- Breakfast Quesadilla
  three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
  $14.00
- Jester Tacos
  three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
  $15.00
- Mexi-Omelet
  avocado, tomato, jalapenos & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries & toast
  $14.00
B. Sandwiches
- Cali Style BLT
  sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado on a kaiser roll
  $14.00
- Caprese Panini
  fresh mozzarella, tomato & basil, drizzled with EVOO & balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
  $14.00
- Classic BLT
  bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
  $12.00
- Eggy McMuff
  one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
  $7.00
- Greek Salad Wrap
  mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers & feta cheese in your choice of wrap
  $13.00
- Sunrise Burger
  an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
  $15.00
- Von Kaiser
  two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
  $9.00
- Waffle Sandwich
  ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
  $13.00
- B. Grilled Cheese
  $12.00
The Benedicts
- The Original
  canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $12.00
- Veggie Benny
  grilled tomato, avocado, spinach, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $15.00
- The McFee
  house made corned beef hash, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $14.00
- The Pincher
  house made crab cakes, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
  $16.00
Platters
- Avocado Toast
  fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkles with black pepper
  $15.00
- Breakfast in Bread
  a bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onions & melted cheddar jack cheese
  $14.00
- Build Your Own Platter
  two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
  $12.00
- Idiot Platter
  three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
  $16.00
- My Cousin Vinny
  two fried eggs, bacon & grits
  $11.00
- Southern Biscuits
  served with home fries & sausage gravy
  $10.00
- Steak & Eggs
  served with home fries & toast
  $17.00
- Under the Sea Sizzler
  two eggs scrambled with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp & choice of cheese, served with toast
  $17.00
Batter Up
- Pancakes
  $9.00
- Chocolate Chip Pancakes
  $10.00
- Banana Pecan Pancakes
  $11.00
- Belgian Waffle
  $10.00
- French Toast
  $10.00
- Bread Pudding French Toast
  $13.00
- Breakfast Churro Bites
  $11.00
- Chicken & Waffle
  $13.00
B. Sides
- 1 Egg
  $1.00
- 2 Eggs
  $3.00
- Avocado
  $4.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Corn Muffin
  $2.58
- Corned Beef Hash
  $5.00
- English Muffin
  $2.00
- Grits
  $4.12
- Ham
  $3.00
- Sausage Links
  $3.00
- Sausage Patty
  $4.12
- Sauteed Spinach
  $4.00
- Side Home Fries
  $3.00
- Small Seasonal Fruit
  $6.00
- Turkey Bacon
  $4.00
- Toast
  $1.00
B. Kidiot
- Kid Beverage
- Kid Scrambled Eggs
  $9.00
- French Toast Sticks
  $9.00
- Kid Pancakes
  $9.00
- Oatmeal
  $6.19
Wings
- 8 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $15.00
- 12 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $18.00
- 25 Wings
  served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
  $31.00
Extras
- 1000
  $2.00
- american
  $2.00
- avocado
  $5.00
- bacon
  $4.00
- balsamic
  $2.00
- balsamic glaze
  $2.00
- bbq
  $2.00
- BC crumble
  $2.00
- BC dressing
  $2.00
- buffalo
  $2.00
- cajun seasoning
  $1.50
- carrots
  $2.00
- celery
  $2.00
- cheddar jack
  $2.00
- chili
  $4.00
- chipotle mayo
  $2.00
- cole slaw
  $4.00
- Cheddar
  $2.00
- frazzled onions
  $2.00
- fried jalapenos
  $2.00
- guacamole
  $5.00
- honey bbq
  $2.00
- honey mustard
  $2.00
- horseradish sauce
  $2.00
- lettuce
  $2.00
- maple mayo
  $2.00
- marinade
  $2.00
- mayo
  $1.50
- mozzarella
  $2.00
- mustard
  $1.50
- nacho cheese
  $2.00
- pepper jack
  $2.00
- pickle
  $2.00
- provolone
  $2.00
- ranch
  $2.00
- red onion
  $2.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- salsa
  $2.00
- sauteed mushrooms
  $2.50
- sauteed onions
  $2.50
- sour cream
  $2.00
- spinach
  $4.00
- swiss
  $2.00
- tomato
  $2.00
Fathers Day Brunch
- The Original Benny
  $12.36
- Skinny Chicky
  $15.45
- Sunnyside Panini
  $16.48
- Cali BLT
  $14.42
- Idiot Platter
  $16.48
- Breakfast in Bread
  $14.42
- Avocado Toast
  $17.51
- Chicken And Waffles
  $17.51
- Jester Tacos
  $15.45
- Iron Man Burrito
  $14.42
- Belgian Waffle
  $10.30
- French Toast
  $10.30
- Pancakes
  $9.27
Catering (Copy)
- Full Tray Idiot Bits
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits
  $65.00
- Full Tray Wings
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Wings
  $60.00
- Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
  $65.00
- Full Tray Steak Tidbits
  $200.00
- 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
  $120.00
- Full Tray Chicken Francese
  $115.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese
  $80.00
- Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $100.00
- 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
  $70.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mozz Stix
  $85.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mini Tacos
  $90.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos
  $60.00
- Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
  $110.00
- 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
  $60.00
- Full Tray Mac and Cheese
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
  $45.00
- Full Tray French Fries
  $45.00
- 1/2 Tray French Fries
  $25.00
- Full Tray Garden Salad
  $75.00
- 1/2 Tray Garden Salad
  $50.00
- Full Tray Caesar Salad
  $80.00
- 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad
  $55.00

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8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772

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