Village Idiot Pizza Menu

2009 Devine St, Columbia, SC 29205
  • Appetizers

    • Mozzarella Sticks

      Served with house red sauce.
      $10.09
    • Garlic Knots

      Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
      $5.19
    • Pizza Fries

      Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella.
      $8.99
    • Rosemary Fries

      Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
      $8.59
    • Garlic Bread

      Served with house red sauce.
      $6.49
    • Cheese Bread

      Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce.
      $7.49
    • Basket Of Wing Chips

      $5.89
    • Italian Cheese Dip

      "Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
      $8.99
    • Bone Dips

      For your crust: Warm cheese fondue: $3.00 | Italian "Dirty" fondue: $3.50
  • Wings & Fingers

    • 8 Wings

      Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
      $12.99
    • 25 Wings

      25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
    • 50 Wings

      50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
    • Wing Basket

      8 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
      $13.99
    • Chicken Fingers

      Served with your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
      $12.99
    • Chicken Finger Basket

      Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
      $14.99
    • Celery With Ranch Or Blue Cheese

      $3.19
    • Extra Ranch Or Blue Cheese

  • Salads

    • Idiot Salad

      Individual $4.40 | Family $7.40 • Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
    • Idiot Greek Salad

      Individual $8.70 | Family $11.40 • Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request).
    • Grilled Chicken Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast.
      $16.89
    • Antipasto Salad

      Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.
      $15.89
  • Create Your Own Pizza

    • Build 12" Small Pizza

      Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke + $1.59 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.09
      $13.81
    • Build 16" Large Pizza

      Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke +$2.09 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.59
      $15.81
  • Pizza by The Slice

    • Cheese

      $2.69
    • Daily Specialty

      $3.79
  • Idiot Suggestions

    • Village Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive.
      $21.81
    • The Godfather

      Italian sausage, onion, green pepper.
      $18.81
    • Kamikaze

      Ham, pineapple, jalapeno.
      $18.81
    • Italian

      Ham, pepperoni, salami.
      $18.81
    • Park Avenue

      Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken.
      $20.81
    • Freshman Fifteen

      Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch.
      $19.81
    • Rajun Cajun

      Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno.
      $19.81
    • The Barnyard

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese.
      $22.91
    • Fat Hawaiian

      Ham, pineapple, bacon.
      $18.81
    • Jason “The Bud Man” Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese.
      $20.81
    • The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef.
      $20.81
    • Chicken Hibachi

      Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce.
      $20.81
    • Pesto Primavera

      Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato.
      $22.81
    • Greek

      Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper.
      $20.81
    • White Pizza Paradise

      White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic.
      $19.81
    • Italian Flag

      White base, spinach, tomato, garlic.
      $18.81
    • The Octopus' Garden

      Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion.
      $20.81
    • Buffalo Chicken

      Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese.
      $18.81
    • BBQ Chicken

      BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion.
      $18.81
    • Rucker

      Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon.
      $19.81
    • Sorensen’s Great White North

      White base, bacon, Italian sausage.
      $22.81
    • Chicken Mediterranean

      Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion.
      $22.81
    • Zambini

      Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno.
      $22.81
  • Something Sweet

    • 2 Cannolis

      Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
      $4.89
    • Dough Pillows

      Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
      $8.99

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