Village Idiot Pizza Menu

612 Whaley St Suite A, Columbia, SC 29201
  • Appetizers

    • Mozzarella Sticks

      Served with house red sauce.
      $10.09
    • Garlic Knots

      Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
      $5.19
    • Pizza Fries

      Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella.
      $8.99
    • Rosemary Fries

      Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
      $8.59
    • Garlic Bread

      Served with house red sauce.
      $6.49
    • Cheese Bread

      Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce.
      $7.49
    • Basket Of Wing Chips

      $5.89
    • Italian Cheese Dip

      "Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
      $8.99
    • Bone Dips

      For Your Crust: Warm Cheese Fondue: $3.00 | Italian "dirty" Fondue: $3.50
  • Wings & Fingers

    • 8 Wings

      Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
      $12.99
    • 25 Wings

      25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
    • 50 Wings

      50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
    • Wing Basket

      8 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
      $13.99
    • Chicken Fingers

      Served with your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
      $12.99
    • Chicken Finger Basket

      Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
      $14.99
    • Celery With Ranch Or Blue Cheese

      $3.19
    • Extra Ranch Or Blue Cheese

  • Salads

    • Idiot Salad

      Individual $4.40 | Family $7.40 • Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
    • Idiot Greek Salad

      Individual $8.70 | Family $11.40 • Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request).
    • Grilled Chicken Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast.
      $16.89
    • Antipasto Salad

      Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.
      $15.89
  • Create Your Own Pizza

    • Build 12" Small Pizza

      Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke + $1.59 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.09
      $13.81
    • 13.81

      Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke +$2.09 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.59
      $15.81
  • Pizza by The Slice

    • Cheese

      $2.69
    • Daily Specialty

      $3.79
  • Idiot Suggestions

    • Village Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive.
      $21.81
    • The Godfather

      Italian sausage, onion, green pepper.
      $18.81
    • Kamikaze

      Ham, pineapple, jalapeno.
      $18.81
    • Italian

      Ham, pepperoni, salami.
      $18.81
    • Park Avenue

      Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken.
      $20.81
    • Freshman Fifteen

      Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch.
      $19.81
    • Rajun Cajun

      Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno.
      $19.81
    • The Barnyard

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese.
      $22.91
    • Fat Hawaiian

      Ham, pineapple, bacon.
      $18.81
    • Jason “The Bud Man” Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese.
      $20.81
    • The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef.
      $20.81
    • Chicken Hibachi

      Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce.
      $20.81
    • Pesto Primavera

      Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato.
      $22.81
    • Greek

      Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper.
      $20.81
    • White Pizza Paradise

      White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic.
      $19.81
    • Italian Flag

      White base, spinach, tomato, garlic.
      $18.81
    • The Octopus' Garden

      Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion.
      $20.81
    • Buffalo Chicken

      Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese.
      $18.81
    • BBQ Chicken

      BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion.
      $18.81
    • Rucker

      Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon.
      $19.81
    • Sorensen’s Great White North

      White base, bacon, Italian sausage.
      $22.81
    • Chicken Mediterranean

      Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion.
      $22.81
    • Zambini

      Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno.
      $22.81
  • Something Sweet

    • 2 Cannolis

      Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
      $4.89
    • Dough Pillows

      Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
      $8.99
  • Pasta

    • Linguini Marinara

      Linguine noodles tossed in our house pasta sauce and finished with basil and parmesan cheese.
      $30.00
    • Linguini With Meatballs

      Linguine noodles and meatballs tossed in house pasta sauce and finished with basil and parmesan cheese.
      $38.00
    • Sausage And Alfredo Farfalle

      Farfalle noodles and italian sausage tossed with our house alfredo sauce finished with parmesan cheese and basil. Spinach available upon request.
      $38.00
    • Baked Ziti

      Our signature pasta dish made with ziti noodles blended with our house pasta sauce and cheese blend then baked to perfection.
      $38.00
    • Baked Ziti With Ground Beef And Italian Sausage

      Our signature pasta dish made with ziti noodles blended with our ground beef, Italian sausage, our house pasta sauce and cheese blend then baked to perfection.
      $45.00
  • Chicken

    • Chicken Wing Tray

      50 wings in your choice of two flavors served with celery and 8 ounces of ranch or bleu cheese.
      $65.49
    • Chicken Finger Tray

      40 pieces of tenders cut in half and served with 8 ounces of your choice of sauce.
      $45.00
    • Celery And Sauce

      12 pieces of celery served with four ounces of ranch or bleu cheese.
      $3.19
  • Salads

    • Idiot Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, and pepperoncini served with 8 ounces of your choice of dressing.
      $18.00
    • Greek Salad

      Tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, and feta cheese served with 8 ounces of our House Dressing (anchovies available upon request).
      $25.00
    • Antipasto Salad

      Our catering idiot salad topped with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, and mozzarella cheese served with 8 ounces of house dressing.
      $30.00
  • Starters

    • Garlic Knots

      24 hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with 8 ounces of house red sauce.
      $15.00
    • Antipasto Platter

      Pepperoni, ham, salami, artichokes, pepperoncinis, kalamata olives, and cubed feta cheese.
      $30.00
    • Meatball Tray

      32 meatballs in our house red sauce topped with basil and parmesan cheese.
      $42.00
  • Desserts

    • Brownie Tray

      $16.00
    • Brownie Tray

      $20.00
    • Mixed Brownie And Cannoli Tray

      $20.00
  • Boxed Lunches

    • 8" Personal Pizza

      Choice of cheese or pepperoni.
      $9.99
    • Stromboli

      Filled with pepperoni, Italian sausage, green pepper, onion and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of red sauce.
      $14.99
    • Veggie Stromboli

      Mushroom, spinach, broccoli and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of red sauce.
      $14.99
  • Beverages

    • Soda

      $2.29
    • Two Liter Soda

      $3.60
    • Freshly Brewed Tea

      Sweet or Unsweet
      $6.50
    • Bag Of Ice

      $4.00

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