FAVORITES
- UNICORN BALLSfried pork balls, ginger, jalapenos, scallions, sweet chili aioli$9.00
- NARWHAL BALLSfried cheesy potato croquettes, roasted garlic aioli$8.00
- CHICKEN NUGGETShoney mustard sauce$8.00
- VEGAN CHILI$8.00
- GRILLEDCHEESE STUFFED GRILLEDCHEESEtexas toast, american cheese, garlic aioli.$7.00
- MAC & CHEESEmacaroni with house-made cheese sauce. two dolla'$7.00
- ARUGULA SALADgorgonzola, toasted almonds, croutons, balsamic dressing, crispy shallots$10.00
- CHICKEN CAESAR SALADkale, parmesan, croutons, homemade dressing$10.00
CORN DOGS
- THE ORIGINALhand-dipped, classic corn batter$7.00
- VEGGIE DOGhand-dipped, field roast, classic corn batter$9.00
- UNICORN DOGbraised onions, sriracha cream cheese$9.00
- THE CONEY DOGhouse-made chili, onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, fritos$10.00
- THE POUTINE DOGmozzarella, house fries, mushroom gravy$10.00
BURGERS
- PINE ORIGINALamerican cheese, special sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle$10.00
- PIKE ORIGINALamerican cheese, special sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle$10.00
- JACKALOPE BURGERroasted jalapeno queso, frizzled onions, arugula, tomato, chipotle mayo$11.00
- PEGASUS BURGERgorgonzola, garlic aioli, bacon, arugula$12.00
SWEETS
- FUNNEL CAKEcinnamon sugar & fireball jelly$8.00
- FRUITY FRIED ICE CREAMstrawberry ice cream, fruity pebble crust, fruit loop vodka glaze$8.00
- UNICORN DROPPINGSfried peanut butter cookie dough$8.00
BOOZE
- UNICORN JIZZmango vodka, triple sec, oj, sour, sprite, grenadine$12.00
- MY LITTLE PONYapple vodka, peach vodka, oj, sour, sprite, grenadine$12.00
- AMERICORNhouse-made bubblegum vodka, watermelon liqueur, sour, sprite, topped with blue raspberry vodka$13.00
- THE CEREAL KILLER(DAIRY) fruit loop vodka, rumchata liqueur, soda, sprite, grenadine$13.00
- THE MULE-I-CORNsvedka vodka, pomegranate liqueur, lime, sour, timber city ginger beer$12.00
- CAPRI SUNsvedka cherry vodka, pomegranate liqueur, lemon, sour, sprite$12.00
- SNOZZBERRY FROSTgin, sour, sprite, topped with blue raspberry vodka$12.00
- CHEAP DATEvodka, watermelon liqueur, sour and sprite$10.00
- SASSY BELLADONNAhouse-made hibiscus vodka, lemon, sour, cranberry, orange soda$13.00
- PINK FLAMINGOpink lemonade vodka, lemon & lime, sour, cranberry, dry cherry soda$12.00
- CROCODILE TEARSraspberry vodka, sour, squirt, topped with midori$13.00
- THE SKINNY UNICORNgin, st germain, lemon & lime, grapefruit, dry cucumber soda$13.00
- THE RINGMASTERsilver tequila, peach liquor, green chili vodka, sour, OJ, orange soda$13.00
- MONTEZUMA SNAPPERsilver tequila, pomegranate liqueur, grapefruit, squirt$12.00
- THE MYSTICAL MERMAIDsailor jerry rum, timber city ginger beer, sour, topped with goslings dark rum$13.00
- SMOKE & MIRRORSjim beam whiskey, blackberry puree, lemon, sour, soda, sprite$13.00
- TIPSY PEACHjim beam whiskey, peach liqueur, sour, ginger ale, cranberry$13.00
- JELLO SHOTSrotating selection of layered jello deliciousness$4.00
- LYCHEE LUCK DRAGONlychee liqueur, svedka citrus vodka, sour, OJ, cranberry$10.00
- SNICKERDOODLE(DAIRY) rumchata & hazelnut espresso vodka$10.00
- PEEP SKEETwhipped vodka, pineapple, grenadine$10.00
- TOASTED GOLDEN APPLEblack velvet toasted caramel whiskey, apple liqueur, pineapple$10.00
- DREAMSICLEdeep eddy orange vodka, pinnacle whipped vodka & oj$10.00
- RAINBOW BRITEsvedka citrus vodka, watermelon liqueur, sour, cranberry$10.00
- SNO CONEblue raspberry vodka & apple liqueur, dropped into blue desire energy$10.00
- JOLLY UNICORNapple vodka & watermelon liqueur, dropped into blue desire energy drink$10.00
- UNICORN TEARShouse-made bubblegum vodka & dark chocolate vodka, dropped into cherry energy drink$10.00
- CHOCOBELLEfruit loop vodka & dark chocolate vodka, dropped into energy drink & oj$10.00
- CAKE SHOThazelnut liqueur & whipped vodka, dropped into energy drink & pineapple$10.00
DRAG BRUNCH
- DRAG BRUNCH BUFFETeggs, bacon, ham, fried chicken, french toast, biscuits and mushroom gravy, cheesy scalloped potatoes, home fries, caesar salad, and fruit salad
- BLOODY MARY$10.00
- BOTTOMLESS COFFEE$3.00
- IRISH COFFEE$12.00
- SPICY RED BEERrainier topped with bloody mix$7.00
