Unconventional Diner Menu

$Restaurant, American

1207 9th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

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Entrées
- Cajun Shrimp And Grits
  Chicken Sausage | Jambalaya Sauce | Peppers | Pickled Okra | Sunny Eggs • Contains Shellfish
  $25.00
- Corned Beef Hash
  Potato | Roasted Onion | Celery | Black Pepper Gravy | Two Sunny Eggs
  $19.00
- Greek-Full Dead Salad
  Little Gem | Tomato | Cucumber | Olives | Pepperoncini | Warm Feta Croutons | Oregano Vinaigrette • Vegetarian
  $18.00
- S"Eggs"Y Sandwich
  Scrambled Egg | Bacon | Cheez | Scallion | Sexy Sauce | Sesame-Seed Bun | Fries • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $16.00
- Apple Pie French Toast
  Caramelized Apple | Granola | Vanilla Ice Cream • Vegetarian
  $15.00
- Sweet Potato Shakshuka
  Sweet Potato Curry | Chickpeas | Sunny Eggs • Vegetarian • Gluten-Free
  $20.00
- Avocado Toast
  Confit Egg Yolk | Fresno | Lime | Cilantro • Vegetarian • Dairy-Free • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $15.00
- Tip-Top Chop
  Kale & Quinoa | Hummus | Almonds | Lemon-Turmeric • Vegan • Gluten-Free • Contains Nuts
  $17.00
- Double Cheeseburger & Fries
  Lettuce | Tomato | Caramelized Onion | Pickle | American Cheese | Sesame-Seed Bun | Sexy Sauce • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $18.00
- Loaded Breakfast Biscuits
  Housemade Pork Sausage | Hash Browns | \r\nCaramelized Onion | Cheez | Bacon Jam | Fried Eggs
  $17.00
- Brussel Sprouts & Fried Eggs
  Tikka Masala | Red Cabbage | Caramelized Onion • Vegetarian • Gluten-Free • Dairy-Free
  $16.00
- Thai Salad
  Cabbage | Daikon | Edamame | Carrot | Sesame | Sunflower • Vegan
  $17.00
- Buttermilk Pancakes
  Blueberry-Lavender | Vanilla Mascarpone • Vegetarian
  $17.00
- Everything Lox
  Smoked Salmon | Poached Egg | Cream Cheese | Everything Bagel • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $17.00
- Lebanese Fried Rice
  Lentils | Raisins | Yogurt | Almonds | Fried Egg • Vegetarian • Contains Nuts • Gluten-Free
  $19.00
- "Dirty" Caesar
  Squid-Ink Crumble | Soft Egg | Tomato | Aged Gouda • Contains Shellfish
  $16.00
- French Dip Poutine
  Angus Beef | Mushroom | Cheese Curds | \r\nCaramelized Onion | Sunny Egg | Fries
  $23.00
- Fried Chicken Sandwich & Fries
  Hot Cherry Pepper Sauce | Dill Pickle Slaw | Sesame-Seed Bun • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $17.00
- Chicken & Waffles
  Cheddar-Chive Cornbread Waffle | Habanero Butter | Granny Gravy | Honey Sriracha
  $19.00
Starters
- Sweet Potato Parker House Rolls
  Miso Brown Butter • Vegetarian
  $13.00
- Kale Nachos
  Salsa Verde | Cashew Crema | Cayenne | Jicama • Vegan • Gluten-Free • Contains Nuts
  $10.00
- Avocado Toast
  Confit Egg Yolk | Fresno | Lime | Cilantro • Vegetarian • Dairy-Free • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $15.00
- Pot Pie Poppers
  Chicken | Peas | Carrots
  $9.00
- Cornbread Skillet
  Habanero Butter | Honey Crystal | Pink Peppercorn • Vegetarian
  $11.00
- Moroccan Taquitos
  Chicken | Pine Nuts | Harissa Aioli • Dairy-Free • Contains Nuts
  $10.00
- Crabby Deviled Eggs
  Jumbo Lump | Old Bay Aioli • Contains Shellfish
  $14.00
Desserts
- Lemon Meringue Pie
  Lemon Curd | Sky High Meringue | Candied Lemon Zest
  $13.00
- Death By Chocolate
  Devil's Food Cake | Fudge Sauce • Vegetarian
  $15.00
- Banana Cream Cake
  Miso Butterscotch | Toasted Marshmallow • Vegetarian
  $14.00
- Carrot Cake
  Cream Cheese Frosting | Caramel Sauce • Vegetarian
  $14.00
Sides
- Biscuit & Gravy
  Buttermilk Biscuit | Granny Gravy
  $6.00
- Sexy Sauce (5 Oz.)
  Contains: Allium, Egg, Pepper, Tomato
  $2.50
- Cast Iron Brussel Sprouts
  Tikka Masala | Caramelized Onion • Vegetarian • Gluten-Free
  $11.00
- French Fries
  Rocoto Salt | Sexy Sauce • Vegetarian • Dairy-Free • Gluten-Free
  $8.00
- Red-Skin Mashed Potatoes
  Morel Gravy | Butter • Vegetarian • Gluten-Free
  $9.00
- Le Mac N' Cheese
  Ménage à Trois | Truffle | Espelette • Vegetarian
  $12.00
Desserts
- Carrot Cake
  Cream Cheese Frosting | Caramel Sauce • Vegetarian
  $14.00
- Banana Cream Cake
  Miso Butterscotch | Toasted Marshmallow • Vegetarian
  $14.00
- Death By Chocolate
  Devil's Food Cake | Fudge Sauce • Vegetarian
  $15.00
- Lemon Meringue Pie
  Lemon Curd | Sky-High Meringue | Candied Lemon Zest
  $13.00
Sides
- Shrimp
  $10.00
- Garlic Naan
  Za'atar | EVOO • Dairy-Free • Vegetarian
  $3.00
- Sexy Sauce (5 Oz.)
  Contains: Allium, Egg, Pepper, Tomato
  $2.50
- Chicken
  $7.00
- Buttermilk Biscuit & Jam
  Butter | Jam
  $6.00
- Hash Browns
  Potato | Rocoto Salt
  $4.00
- French Fries
  Rocoto Salt | Sexy Sauce • Vegetarian • Dairy-Free • Gluten-Free
  $8.00
- Multigrain Toast
  Multigrain Toast | Butter • Vegetarian
  $4.00
- Bacon
  Applewood Smoked
  $6.00
- Grits
  Parmesan | Butter | Espelette • Gluten Free
  $6.00
- Chicken Sausage
  3 chicken andouille sausage links
  $6.00
Extras
- Napkins, Utensils And Straws
  Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
Entrées
- Peking Duck Confit
  Leg | Bao Buns | Homemade Hoisin | "Accoutrement" • Dairy-free
  $30.00
- Philly French Double Dip
  Roast Beef | Horseradish Cream | Caramelized Onion\r\nCheez & Au Jus Dipping Sauces | French Fries
  $28.00
- Greek-Full Dead Salad
  Little Gem | Tomato | Cucumber | Olives | Pepperoncini | Warm Feta Croutons | Oregano Vinaigrette • Vegetarian
  $18.00
- "Cajun" Shrimp And Grits
  Chicken Sausage | Jambalaya Sauce | Pepper | Pickled Okra • Contains Shellfish
  $25.00
- Chicken Parm "Florentine"
  Spaghetti | Gruyère | Spinach | Tomato Sauce
  $27.00
- Fried Chicken
  Half Bird | Granny Gravy | Housemade Hot Sauce | Biscuit | Slaw
  $26.00
- Sopa Criolla - Peruvian Soup
  Angus Beef | Potato | Fried Egg | Queso Fresco (gf)
  $18.00
- Sweet Potato Shakshuka
  Sweet Potato Curry | Chickpeas | Sunny Eggs • Vegetarian • Gluten-Free
  $20.00
- Meatloaf
  Veal, Pork & Beef | Sriracha Glaze | Gruyère | Mashed Potatoes | Morel Gravy | Charred Scallion
  $27.00
- Pot Roast Rendang
  Braised Beef | Star Anise | Ginger | Potatoes | Carrots |\r\nCoconut Rice • Gluten-Free
  $32.00
- Lebanese Fried Rice
  Lentils | Raisins | Yogurt | Almonds • Vegetarian • Contains Nuts • Gluten-Free
  $19.00
- Chicken Noodle Soup
  Matzo Ball | Carrot | Celery | Scallion • Dairy-Free
  $16.00
- Chicken Feast
  Whole Bird | Granny Gravy | Slaw | Buttermilk Biscuits
  $50.00
- Double Cheeseburger & Fries
  Lettuce | Tomato | Caramelized Onion | Pickle | American Cheese | Sesame-Seed Bun | Sexy Sauce • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $18.00
- Miso Salmon
  Shiitake | Bok Choy | Fermented Chili • Dairy-Free
  $24.00
- Thai Salad
  Cabbage | Daikon | Edamame | Carrot | Sesame | Sunflower • Vegan
  $17.00
- Buttermilk Pancakes
  Blueberry-Lavender | Vanilla Mascarpone • Vegetarian
  $17.00
- "Dirty" Caesar
  Squid-Ink Crumble | Soft Egg | Tomato | Aged Gouda • Contains Shellfish
  $16.00
- Tip-Top Chop
  Kale & Quinoa | Hummus | Almonds | Lemon-Turmeric • Vegan • Gluten-Free • Contains Nuts
  $17.00
- Fried Chicken Sandwich & Fries
  Hot Cherry Pepper Sauce | Dill Pickle Slaw | Sesame-Seed Bun • Gluten-Free Bread Available
  $17.00
Extras
- Garlic Naan
  Za'atar | EVOO • Dairy-Free • Vegetarian
  $3.00
- Chicken
  $7.00
- Salmon
  $10.00
- Shrimp
  $10.00
- Napkins, Utensils And Straws
  Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.

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Unconventional Diner Menu

Entrées

Cajun Shrimp And Grits

Corned Beef Hash

Greek-Full Dead Salad

S"Eggs"Y Sandwich

Apple Pie French Toast

Sweet Potato Shakshuka

Avocado Toast

Tip-Top Chop

Double Cheeseburger & Fries

Loaded Breakfast Biscuits

Brussel Sprouts & Fried Eggs

Thai Salad

Buttermilk Pancakes

Everything Lox

Lebanese Fried Rice

"Dirty" Caesar

French Dip Poutine

Fried Chicken Sandwich & Fries

Chicken & Waffles

Starters

Sweet Potato Parker House Rolls

Kale Nachos

Avocado Toast

Pot Pie Poppers

Cornbread Skillet

Moroccan Taquitos

Crabby Deviled Eggs

Desserts

Lemon Meringue Pie

Death By Chocolate

Banana Cream Cake

Carrot Cake

Sides

Biscuit & Gravy

Sexy Sauce (5 Oz.)

Cast Iron Brussel Sprouts

French Fries

Red-Skin Mashed Potatoes

Le Mac N' Cheese

Desserts

Carrot Cake

Banana Cream Cake

Death By Chocolate

Lemon Meringue Pie

Sides

Shrimp

Garlic Naan

Sexy Sauce (5 Oz.)

Chicken

Buttermilk Biscuit & Jam

Hash Browns

French Fries

Multigrain Toast

Bacon

Grits

Chicken Sausage

Extras

Napkins, Utensils And Straws

Entrées

Peking Duck Confit

Philly French Double Dip

Greek-Full Dead Salad

"Cajun" Shrimp And Grits

Chicken Parm "Florentine"

Fried Chicken

Sopa Criolla - Peruvian Soup

Sweet Potato Shakshuka

Meatloaf

Pot Roast Rendang

Lebanese Fried Rice

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Feast

Double Cheeseburger & Fries

Miso Salmon

Thai Salad

Buttermilk Pancakes

"Dirty" Caesar

Tip-Top Chop