Ugly Mug Menu

723 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003
  • Breakfast/NA Beverages - Ordering

    • Belgium Waffle Platter

      2 Waffles, 2 eggs, Bacon or Sausage, and a Hash Brown Patty.
      $14.00
    • Banana & Nutella Waffles

      2 Belgium Waffles topped with Bananas, Nutella and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • Chicken & Waffles

      2 Belgium Waffles, marinated chicken, deep fried, topped with Syrup.
      $14.00
    • French Toast Platter

      2 slices of French toast, 2 Eggs, Bacon, Sausage or Ham and a Hash Brown
      $14.00
    • French Toast Sandwich

      French Toast, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and bacon
      $14.00
    • Banana & Nutella French Toast

      French toast stuffed with Bananas, Nutella and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • Cinamon Apple French Toast

      4 pieces of French Toast topped with cinamon apples and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • B.Y.O. Burrito

      Base Burrito is a 10 tortilla with scrambled eggs, choose your ingredients and make your own.
      $12.00
    • KNIGHTRO BREAFKAST SANDWICH

      Scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, choice of meat and DRG sauce
      $14.00
    • Bagel Breakfast Sandwich

      Choice of Bagel, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, choice of meat and DRG sauce
      $10.00
    • Jose's Breakfast Burrito

      Tortilla, scrambled eggs, Cheddar Cheese, onions and peppers, bacon and DRG sauce.
      $13.00
    • Santa Fe Burrito

      Smoked Chicken, Cheddar, jalapenos, Pico de Gallo and chipotle aioli
      $12.00
    • Big Tex Burrito

      Smoked Brisket, Cheddar cheese, onions, peppers and garlic mayo
      $12.00
    • Veggie Breakfast Burrito

      Tortilla, scrambled eggs, onions, peppers, mushrooms, Cheddar Cheese and Chipotle Aioli.
      $12.00
    • CY'S LOX AND BAGEL

      $15.00
    • Bagel & Lox

      Everything Bagel, Smoked Salmon, cream cheese, red onions and capers
      $12.00
    • Bacon

      $5.00
    • Sausage

      $8.00
    • Hashbrown

      $5.00
    • 2 Eggs

      $5.00
    • French Toast

      $8.00
    • BELGIAN WAFFLE (1)

      $6.00
    • Bagel With Butter

      $4.00
    • Bagel With Cream Cheese

      $5.00
    • Coffee

      $3.50
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Water

      $2.00
  • Food/NA Beverages - Ordering

    • WINGS

      8 Wings served with your choice of sauce, Celery, Carrots and Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing.
      $16.00
    • LOADED TOTS

      Sour cream, pico de Gallo, guacamole & queso, Add Brisket, Pulled Pork or Chicken,
      $13.00
    • SPRING ROLL COMBO

      Steak & Cheese and Veggie
      $12.50
    • PRETZEL STICKS

      House made pretzel bites with your choice of 1 topping. Extra toppings available for an extra charge. Served with your choice of 1 dipping sauce. Extra sauce available for an extra charge.
      $12.00
    • Bounce House BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

      Smoked Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Sour Cream, and Buffalo Sauce. Served with Tortilla chips.
      $14.00
    • FRIED BRUSSELS SPROUTS

      Spicy and sweet, topped with Parmeasan cheese
      $12.00
    • NACHOS

      Sour cream, Queso, Pico de Gallo, Guacamole and Chili Brisket.
      $15.00
    • CAESAR SALAD

      Romaine, Caesar dressing, Croutons, Parmesan Cheese
      $10.00
    • 3 SLIDERS

      Your choice of 1 Slider
      $12.00
    • 6 SLIDERS

      Your choice of up to 2 types of Sliders
      $16.00
    • 9 SLIDERS

      Your choice of up to 3 types of sliders
      $22.00
    • B.Y.O. Pizza

      House-made dough, Marinara sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
      $10.00
    • MARGHERITA

      Buffalo mozzarella, marinara and basil
      $13.00
    • PATTONS PEPPERONI

      Pepperoni, Marinara and Mozzarella
      $14.00
    • MASTER SERGEANT'S MEATS

      Ham, Bacon, SausageMarinara and Mozzarella
      $15.00
    • CAULIFLOWER WHITE HOUSE

      $14.00
    • SHRIMP PESTO

      $16.00
    • VEGGIE SUPREME

      Buffalo Mozzarella, Marinara, Mushrooms, Olives, Peppers & Onions
      $13.00
    • KIDS PLAIN

      Shredded Mozzarella & Marinara
      $12.00
    • FRENCH DIP

      Slow Roasted Rosemary Beef, Garlic Mayo, Fried Onions, Swiss, on a French roll
      $16.00
    • CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH

      In-House smoked turkey, Ham, bacon, smoked cheddar, garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion on white toast
      $15.00
    • RIB BASKET

      4 Ribs, Coleslaw and Fries
      $16.00
    • MAC ATTACK

      $15.00
    • BOARDWALK FRIES

      Handcut Fries
      $5.00
    • TOTS

      $5.00
    • TRUFFLE FRIES

      Hand cut Fries, Truffle Oil, Parmesan Cheese and DRG Sauce
      $8.00
    • MAC & CHEESE

      $7.00
    • POTATO SALAD

      $6.00
    • COLESLAW

      $5.00
    • SIDE SALAD

      $6.00
    • Sweet Dough Bites

      House made donuts, served 3 different ways. Choose your favorite.
      $8.00
    • Bottled Water

      $3.00
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Ginger Beer

      $5.00
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Coffee

      $3.00
    • BASIC BECKY

      Roasted Chicken, Bacon, Cheddar, Mozzarella. Served with a side of Ranch.
      $8.00
    • TENNESSE BLEU

      $10.00
    • THIS AIN'T TEXAS

      $10.00
    • PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

      $10.00
    • NORTH CAKALAKY

      $10.00
  • French Toast/Waffles - Ordering

    • Belgium Waffle Platter

      2 Waffles, 2 eggs, Bacon or Sausage, and a Hash Brown Patty.
      $14.00
    • Banana & Nutella Waffles

      2 Belgium Waffles topped with Bananas, Nutella and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • Chicken & Waffles

      2 Belgium Waffles, marinated chicken, deep fried, topped with Syrup.
      $14.00
    • French Toast Platter

      2 slices of French toast, 2 Eggs, Bacon, Sausage or Ham and a Hash Brown
      $14.00
    • French Toast Sandwich

      French Toast, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and bacon
      $14.00
    • Banana & Nutella French Toast

      French toast stuffed with Bananas, Nutella and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • Cinamon Apple French Toast

      4 pieces of French Toast topped with cinamon apples and served with Maple Syrup
      $13.00
    • Bacon

      $5.00
    • Sausage

      $8.00
    • Hashbrown

      $5.00
    • 2 Eggs

      $5.00
    • French Toast

      $8.00
    • BELGIAN WAFFLE (1)

      $6.00
    • Bagel With Butter

      $4.00
    • Bagel With Cream Cheese

      $5.00
    • Coffee

      $3.50
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Water

      $2.00
  • Lick Your Plate BBQ - Ordering

    • 14 Hr Texas Brisket: 1/2 Lb Of Moist

      Texas Style Oak Smoked Brisket. Available in Moist, Lean and Mixed. Served with a side of BBQ Sauce
      $18.00
    • 14 Hr Texas Brisket: 1/2 Lb Of Lean

      Texas Style Oak Smoked Brisket. Available in Moist, Lean and Mixed. Served with a side of BBQ Sauce
      $16.00
    • 14 Hr Texas Brisket: 1/2 Lb Of Mixed

      Texas Style Oak Smoked Brisket. Available in Moist, Lean and Mixed. Served with a side of BBQ Sauce
      $17.00
    • Oak Smoked Ribs: 1/2 Rack

      1/2 a rack of tender Oak Smoked Ribs. Glazed in BBQ Sauce and Served with Pickles.
      $18.00
    • Oak Smoked Ribs: Full Rack

      A full rack of tender Oak Smoked Ribs. Glazed in BBQ Sauce and Served with Pickles.
      $32.00
    • Smoked And Pulled Chicken: 1/2 Lb

      Slow Smoked and Pulled Chicken dressed in a sweet and smokey bbq sauce
      $7.00
    • North Carolina Pulled Pork: 1/2 Lb

      NC Pulled Pork Shoulder with Spicy Vinegar Sauce. Perfectly paired with a side Cole Slaw.
      $16.00
    • Texas Brisket Sandwich

      $15.00
    • NC Pulled Pork Shoulder Sandwich

      Tender Pulled Pork tossed in a Eastern NC Vinegar Pepper Sauce. Topped with coleslaw on a toasted potato roll
      $13.00
    • HUSHPUPPIES

      $7.00
    • BOARDWALK FRIES

      $7.00
    • TOTS

      $5.00
    • TRUFFLE FRIES

      Hand cut Fries, Truffle Oil, Parmesan Cheese and DRG Sauce
      $8.00
    • CRISPY BRUSSEL SPROUTS

      $8.00
    • MAC & CHEESE

      $7.00
    • COLESLAW

      $5.00
    • Sweet Dough Bites

      $8.00
  • Uncle Ames Stuffed Pretzels - Ordering

    • PRETZEL STICKS

      House made pretzel bites with your choice of 1 topping. Extra toppings available for an extra charge. Served with your choice of 1 dipping sauce. Extra sauce available for an extra charge.
      $12.00
    • Big Ass Pretzel

      Jumbo pretzel, served with stone ground mustard and house made Kolsche Beer Cheese Sauce
      $12.00
    • WINGS

      8 Wings served with your choice of sauce, Celery, Carrots and Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing.
      $16.00
    • BASIC BECKY

      Roasted Chicken, Bacon, Cheddar, Mozzarella. Served with a side of Ranch.
      $8.00
    • Beef In Weck

      Roast Beef with Caramelized Onions, Cheddar and horseradish. Topped with fresh ground black pepper, sea salt and caraway seed. Served with aus jus on the side.
      $16.00
    • Ham And Cheesy

      Sliced, Smoked Ham, American and Mozzarella Cheese. Topped with Sesame Seeds and served with Ranch on the side.
      $16.00
    • Hongo Loco

      Roasted Mushrooms, Ricotta, Mozzarella, and Pesto. Finished with Parmesan and Truffle Oil.
      $17.00
    • Pepperoni Roll

      Crispy Fried Pepperoni, Mozzarella, Ricotta. Served with a side of Marinara.
      $0.00
    • Shrimpy Shrimpy Coco Puff

      Shrimp, Pesto, Ricotta. Finished with Garlic Oil and Parmesan. Served with a side of Garlic Butter.
      $17.00
    • Smokey Mountain High

      House Smoked Brisket, Smoked Gouda, Mozzarella, and Caramelized Onions. Served with BBQ Sauce on the side.
      $16.00
    • That's Alot Of Cheese

      Mozzarella, Ricotta, Cheddar, Smoked Gouda and Garlic. Served with a side of Marinara.
      $15.00
    • Veggie Supreme

      Roasted Peppers and Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives and Mozzarella. Served with Marinara on the side.
      $15.00
    • Fries

      $5.00
    • Parmesan Truffle Fries

      $7.00
    • Tots

      $5.00
    • Cole Slaw

      $5.00
    • Side Salad

      $7.00
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Bottled Water

      $3.00
  • Weekend Food/NA Beverages - Ordering

    • WINGS

      8 Wings served with your choice of sauce, Celery, Carrots and Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing.
      $15.00
    • PRETZLE STICKS WITH BEER CHEESE

      House made pretzel sticks with house made beer cheese sauce
      $12.00
    • Bounce House BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

      Smoked Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Sour Cream, and Buffalo Sauce. Served with Tortilla chips.
      $14.00
    • LOADED TOTS

      Sour cream, pico de Gallo, guacamole & queso, Add Brisket, Pulled Pork or Chicken,
      $13.00
    • CAESAR SALAD

      Romaine, Caesar dressing, Croutons, Parmesan Cheese
      $9.00
    • SPRING ROLL COMBO

      Steak & Cheese and Veggie
      $12.00
    • 3 SLIDERS

      Your choice of 1 Slider
      $12.00
    • 6 SLIDERS

      Your choice of up to 2 types of Sliders
      $17.00
    • 9 SLIDERS

      Your choice of up to 3 types of sliders
      $22.00
    • B.Y.O. Pizza

      House-made dough, Marinara sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
      $10.00
    • MARGHERITA

      Buffalo mozzarella, marinara and basil
      $13.00
    • PATTONS PEPPERONI

      Pepperoni, Marinara and Mozzarella
      $13.00
    • MASTER SERGEANT'S MEATS

      Ham, Bacon, SausageMarinara and Mozzarella
      $15.00
    • CAULIFLOWER WHITE HOUSE

      Ricotta, Buffalo Mozzarella, Parmesan, Garlic Oil, & Oregano
      $14.00
    • VEGGIE SUPREME

      Buffalo Mozzarella, Marinara, Mushrooms, Olives, Peppers & Onions
      $13.00
    • KIDS PLAIN

      Shredded Mozzarella & Marinara
      $12.00
    • SHRIMP PESTO

      $11.00
    • BASIC BECKY

      Roasted Chicken, Bacon, Cheddar, Mozzarella. Served with a side of Ranch.
      $8.00
    • TENNESSE BLEU

      $10.00
    • THIS AIN'T TEXAS

      $10.00
    • PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

      $10.00
    • NORTH CAKALAKY

      $10.00
    • FRENCH DIP

      Slow Roasted Rosemary Beef, Garlic Mayo, Fried Onions, Swiss, on a French roll
      $16.00
    • CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH

      In-House smoked turkey, Ham, bacon, smoked cheddar, garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion on white toast
      $15.00
    • BRISKET SANDWICH

      In-house Smoked Brisket topped with creamy slaw, crispy onion straws and house made BBQ sauce on Texas Toast
      $16.00
    • RIB BASKET W/ Slaw And Fries

      4 Ribs, Coleslaw and Fries
      $16.00
    • MAC ATTACK

      $15.00
    • BOARDWALK FRIES

      Handcut Fries
      $6.00
    • TOTS

      $6.00
    • TRUFFLE FRIES

      Hand cut Fries, Truffle Oil, Parmesan Cheese and DRG Sauce
      $7.00
    • MAC & CHEESE

      $7.00
    • POTATO SALAD

      $6.00
    • COLESLAW

      $6.00
    • SIDE SALAD

      $6.00
    • Cinnamon Roll Bites

      $8.00
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Bottled Water

      $2.50
    • Coffee

      $2.50
  • Weekend Lick Your Plate! BBQ - Ordering

    • Bottled Water

      $3.00
    • Coke

      $3.00
    • Diet Coke

      $3.00
    • Sprite

      $3.00
    • Ginger Ale

      $3.00
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
  • Catering Ordering

    • Bruschetta

      Tomato and mozzarella bruschetta served with herbed bread rounds
      $60.00
    • Salsa & Guacamole With Chips

      with roasted tomato salsa, guacamole, and sour cream
      $50.00
    • Meat & Cheese Platter

      assorted meats and cheeses, served with crostinis
      $250.00
    • Vegetable Crudite

      with garden herb dip
      $75.00
    • Fruit & Cheese

      imported and domestic cheese garnished with fruit and berries, served with crackers
      $150.00
    • Traditional Caesar Salad

      parmesan and asiago cheese, romaine lettuce, croutons, caesar dressing, fresh shaved lemon
      $45.00
    • House Salad

      tomato, onion, cucumbers, house vinaigrette
      $65.00
    • Smokehouse Club Sandwich Platter

      In-house smoked turkey, ham and bacon, aged cheddar, garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato on white toast
      $170.00
    • California Pinwheels

      $85.00
    • CRISPY SPRING ROLLS

      Steak & cheese and veggie spring rolls with sweet and sour mustard dipping sauce
      $85.00
    • BURGER SLIDERS

      American cheese and a pickle
      $125.00
    • CHICKEN SLIDERS

      fried chicken, lettuce and chipotle aioli
      $120.00
    • IMPOSSIBLE BURGER SLIDERS

      Lettuce, tomato, onion and DRG sauce
      $130.00
    • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS

      Pork tossed in tangy honey mustard bbq sauce, topped with coleslaw
      $125.00
    • BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP`

      pulled chicken, house-made buffalo sauce, cream cheese and cheddar cheese accompanied by carrots, celery and tortilla chips
      $125.00
    • TROPIC THUNDER CHICKEN

      Buttermilk marinated fried chicken thighs, mambo sauce, toasted sesame seeds
      $125.00
    • PUB WINGS

      Plump chicken wings prepared in buffalo, bbq, mambo, or old bay style served with celery and carrot sticks with blue cheese & ranch dressing.
      $150.00
    • ASSORTED PIZZAS (Choose 5)

      $75.00
    • MAKE YOUR OWN TACO BAR (Per Person)

      choice of chicken, pork, brisket, or vegetable. Soft tortillas, pico, cheese, chipotle aioli
      $10.00
    • FRIES

      $60.00
    • MAC & CHEESE

      $125.00
    • COLESLAW

      $65.00
    • TRUFFLE FRIES

      $75.00
    • TATER TOTS

      $50.00
    • COOKIES AND BROWNIES

      $60.00
    • CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS

      $60.00
    • Chips & Queso

      Queso served with crispy tortilla chips
      $65.00
    • Chips & Guacamole

      creamy mashed avocado studded with jalapenos and spices and served with crisp tortilla chips.
      $75.00
    • Chips & Salsa

      Housemade salsa with crispy tortilla chips- Choice of salsa verde, salsa roja, pineapple habanero or scorpian
      $50.00
    • Trio Of Guacamole, Queso & Salsa

      Served with crispy tortilla chips
      $125.00
    • Box Lunch- Choice Of Guacamole Or Salsa

      $15.00
    • Tacos For 15

      2 proteins
      $45.00
    • Tacos For 30

      $90.00
    • Tacos For 60

      $180.00
    • Rice And Beans

      $20.00
    • Sweet Plantains

      $25.00
    • Cilantro Rice

      $15.00
    • Churros

      $20.00

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