Two Fools Tavern Menu

4.6
(3,600+ Reviews)
  • Starters

    • Two Fools Irish Nachos

      House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green Chile & our Cottage Pie beef.
      $8.95
    • Homemade Chips & Salsa

      Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.
      $4.25
    • Bakers Dozen Wings

      13 chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
      $10.50
    • Macho Nachos

      Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce& sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef.
      $8.95
    • Scotch Eggs

      Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
      $6.95
    • Galway Bay Salmon Plate

      House Made Irish Whiskey cured, Gravlox Salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made Irish brown bread.
      $9.95
    • Cashel Blue Cheese Dip

      Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips.
      $8.25
    • Chile Cheese Chips

      Gooey & bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
      $5.95
    • Quesadilla

      Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!.
      $7.50
    • Liffey Chips

      Our Famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!
      $8.50
  • Salads, Soups & Stews

    • Homemade Soup Of The Day

      $3.75
    • Salad & Soup

      $5.50
    • Guinness Beef Stew

      Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread.
      $8.95
    • Jester's Pot Pie

      A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
      $9.75
    • Tavern Salad

      An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
      $3.75
    • The Kerryman Chopped Salad

      Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber,& bacon in our house mustard dressing.
      $8.50
    • Green Man

      A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
      $6.50
    • Original Spin

      Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts, & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
      $8.50
    • Cobb Salad

      Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
      $6.95
    • Whatever Special

      A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham, or Roast Beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread.
      $7.95
  • Sandwiches that you will like!

    • Paddy O'Malley Melt

      8 oz Fresh hand Formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef Burger, sauteed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
      $9.25
    • Perky Turkey

      Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, Monterrey Jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.
      $9.95
    • RulaBula Ruben

      Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.
      $8.50
    • Killarney Grilled Chicken

      Cage Free all Natural Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar & bacon.
      $9.75
    • The Bookmaker

      Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of Au Jus.
      $9.75
    • New York Style Pastrami

      All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
      $9.50
    • Pub Beef Burger

      8 oz of fresh hand formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!
      $8.50
    • Cobb Sandwich

      Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
      $8.95
    • Babe In A Bun

      Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce & topped with our home made apple slaw, delicious.
      $8.75
    • Pub Beef Burger

      8oz of fresh hand formed All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!
      $8.50
    • Blarney & Blue Burger

      8 oz Fresh All Natural burger seasoned with Cajun Spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
      $8.95
    • Portobello Mushroom Sandwich

      Grilled Portobello Mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & Swiss cheese On Baked daily sourdough bread (Can be made Vegan!)
      $8.50
    • Chipotle Black Bean Burger

      A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
      $8.50
  • Traditional Favourites

    • Ploughman's Lunch

      Your choice of meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made Irish brown Bread.
      $8.95
    • Cottage Pie

      Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & Shredded cheddar cheese.
      $9.75
    • The Two Fools Fish & Chips

      Our Award winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce.
      $14.50
    • Bangers & Mash

      Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy.
      $10.75
    • Guinness Beef Boxty

      Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew.
      $11.50
    • Corned Beef & Cabbage

      Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.
      $11.50
  • Homemade Sweets

    • Bread Pudding

      House made Bailey's Irish Cream Bread Pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.
      $4.75
    • Guinness Brownie

      Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.
      $4.75
    • Bailey's Cheesecake

      Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping.
      $4.95
    • Apple Pie Ala Mode

      Killer pie! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.
      $4.95
    • Scotch Ice Cream

      Vanilla bean ice cream topped with Auchentoshan triple wood scotch & coffee liquor Sorry must be 21 years old to enjoy.
      $6.50
  • Sunday Brunch

    • Brunch

  • Draft List

    • Guinness

    • Harp

    • Smithwicks

    • Old Speckled Hen

    • Boddingtons

    • La Cumbre

    • Blue Moon

    • Stella

    • New CastleIl Vicino Irish Red

    • Two Fools Pale Ale

    • Magners Iish Cider 1554

    • Hazed And Infused

    • Left Hand Milk Stout

    • Boulder Shake Porter

    • Odells 90 Shilling

    • Wild Card Rotating Handle

    • Hoegaarden

  • Sunday

    • Irish Nachos

    • Old Speckled Hen

    • Boulder Brewery Shake Porter

  • Monday

    • Scotch Eggs

    • Newcastle

    • 90 Shilling

  • Tuesday

    • Calway Salmon Plate

    • Left Hand Milk Stout

    • Hazed And Infused

  • Wednesday

    • Blue Cheese Dip

    • Stella Artois

    • Blue Moon

  • Thursday

    • Hot Wings

    • La Cumbre IPA

    • Smithwicks

  • Friday

    • Chips And Salsa

    • Wild Card Rotating Handle Ask Your Server

    • Hoegaarden

  • Saturday

    • Quesadilla

    • 1554 Brussels Style Black Ale

    • Il Vicino Irish Red

  • Daily Specials

    • Sunday - Irish Nachos

    • Monday - Scotch Eggs

    • Tuesday - Galway Salmon Plate

    • Wednesday - Blue Cheese Dip

    • Thursday - Hot Wings

    • Friday - Chips And Salsa

    • Saturday - Quesadilla

  • Sunday

    • Old Speckled Hen

    • Boulder Brewery Shake Porter

  • Monday

    • Newcastle

    • 90 Shilling

  • Tuesday

    • Left Hand Milk Stout

    • Hazed And Infused

  • Wednesday

    • Stella Artois

    • Blue Moon

  • Thursday

    • La Cumbre IPA

    • Smithwicks

  • Friday

    • Wild Card Rotating Handle

      Ask your server
    • Hoegaarden

  • Saturday

    • 1554 Brussels Style Black Ale

    • Il Vicino Irish Red

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(505) 265-7447

3211 Central Ave NE, Albuquerque, NM 87106


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