Romaine, avocado mayo, lime, cotija, cherry tomatoes, button mushrooms, bacon, green onion, pita chips, caesar dressing
Seafood Boil
Shrimp, mussels, clams, crawdad tails, corn, crab claw, potatoes, sausage, carrots, pearl onions, old bay spice, clarified grill butter
Condiments
Cocktail sauce, remoulade, tobasco, lemon
Roasted Cauliflower
Honey, cajun seasoning, hot sauce, thyme parsley
Rice Pilaf
Sofrito
Cream Cheese Pound Cake
Mixed fruit flambé, whipped cream
Beverages
Vieux Carre
The official cocktail of the french quarter. Blend of old forester rye, remy martin cognac, benedictine, and bitters.
Old Forester Rye Sazerac
The old fashioned that made new orleans famous! Old forester rye whiskey balanced with peychaud's bitters and an absinthe spritz.
French 75
Bubbly, light, and refreshing blend of ford's gin, lemon cordial and fresh juice, and sparking cava.
Old Forester Travail Old Fashioned
Our own select barrel of old forester bourbon, with demerara sugar balanced with bitter and aromatic bitters.
Ron Burgundy
Bourbon, cherry, bitters, and smoky scotch. I love scotch, here it goes, down into my belly
Pigasus
Each blonde ale 15.3% abvi well balanced, crisp, clean, and easy to drink, with light bready malt sweetness. Mighty axe julius and citra hops bring light fruit and citrus.
Private Tabs
Each hazy pale ale 14.9% abv | ripe with bright peach, candied lemon rind, mandarin orange and lychee with a restrained bitterness and soft, smooth body.
Grizzy
Each grisette | 3.8% abvi crisp, slightly tart and incredibly drinkable, grisette has fruity spice and citrus notes.
Rose
Eachdomaine bunan mas de la rouviere, 2018
Chardonnay & Chenin Blanc
Each domaine des baumard la caleche, 2017
Gamay
Each domaine de la madone beaujolais villages le perreon, vintage 2018
Spirit - Free
Campari
San bitter over rocks
Spritz
Rose verjus with lagunitas hop refresher
Bellini
Fresh orange juice with peach purée
Sparkling Wine
Carbonated, de-alcoholized chardonnay
Limoncello
Chillied lemon-infused seedlip n/a spirit shot
A La Carte
Cheesy Does It S11,E5
Three mozzarella-stuffed arancinis, a fried risotto ball dipped in fresh-made tomacco sauce. "Smooth and mild, and it's refreshingly addictive!"
$9.00
Chicken Of The Sea S19, E6
Homer just wants to cheer you up with some chicken of the sea. Tuna tartare with a roasted garlic emulsion, pickled shallot rings, fried capers, celery, and lavash.
$10.00
Lisa's Vegetarian Gazpacho! S7,E5
(Salad) heirloom tomato salad with prosciutto, melon, and fried bread dressed with lisa's gazpacho vinaigrette "served ice cold... go back to russia."
(For all you rib-heads) housemaid bun with smoked braised rib meat, bib lettuce, and duke's mayo. (Now available without lettuce!) "Can't wait to pack that into my colon!"
$14.00
Deep-Fried Krusty Burger S10,E9
"A krusty burger, huh? That doesn't sound appetizing... How about a steamed ham?" It's a perfect burger concocted with double meat patties made from zoo animals, insects, and reptiles, with american cheese, krusty pickles, and a plain donut bun. It's a double-double, not a "double-double, double-dou- ble." Impossible burger available/no substitutions.
$15.00
The Clogger From The Simpsons Movie
A double patty burger made with wagyu and redered beef-fat butter both grilled and griddled, topped with white american cheese, smoked jalapeño and onion pickles, cry baby craig's habanero garlic hot sauce, kewpie mayo. "If you can find a greasier burger, you're in mexico!" - krusty the clown impossible burger available/no substitutions.
$15.00
Seasons 1-5
Buzz Cola
Wow! One sip and you're totally hip! New-and-improved buzz cola is made from only the finest sugars and waters. Plus, it has a special ingredient, too hot, for the fda (a blend of rums and natural energies), there's a little boogie in every bottle.
Flaming Moe!
It's like there's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited! Whether the secret ingredient is our bar team's blood and sweat, or krusty's non-narkotik kough syrup, one thing is for sure, fire makes it good...
A Single Plum Floating In Perfume Served In Aman's Hat
The conceptual counterpoint to a simple duff beer, this arty serve will satisfy the most difficult tastes.
An All Syrup Squishie
Such a thing has never been done...An 'experimental blend of all of our citrus juices and fruit cordials with a hell of a blend of spirits, it's so thicc. If you survive, please come again!
My First And Last Blackberry Schnapps
Homemade dive bar leroux turned into a wisconsin old fashioned that will turn you into more animal than man!
World Cocktail Tour
La Luna
Light, spiced, refreshing and fluffy, this version of an infante cocktail combines nopales-infused rum, chipotle ford's gin, reposado tequila, and oat orgeat.
Solo Cup
An à la minute version of a london pimm's cup, where you select the herbs, fruits and vegetables to be sonicated and infused into your own personal gin punch.
Navy8r
Take flight with this combination of the aviation and army navy cocktails, with hayman's old tom and royal dock gins, lemon, oat orgeat, and an air of maraschino and violette.
Ophelia
This floral martini is a delicate bouquet of magnolia, rose water, himalayan pink salt. and a fine cuvée of rose vermouths
Supergrass
A superfood tequila sour that is as healthy as it is delicious, with grassy altos plata tequila and auchentoshan bartender's malt scotch, enhanced with wheatgrass, spirulina, and cbd oil
Ole! Begin your tour with a visit to spain, via our delicious hand-bottled bespoke tonic water, with balanced and bitter mediteranean flavors of honey, rosemary, and lime
Birdc.r.e.a.m
The official drink of robbinsdale! Our pina colada slushie is better than most because we painstakingly juice only the freshest pineapple, handpick the world's most expensive vanillas, source the world's cheapest cinnamon, and grate adequate nutmeg. Few birds were harmed in the juicing of this drank.
New Groove
Get into your groove with this sassy south american favorite, a floral verjus-based non-alcoholic pisco sour, with peruvian rue, and sweet and sour peruvian pearl peppers. Oh yeah, its all coming together.
Coconut Nawgroni
A final farewell from the cafes of italy, this bittersweet and intensely flavorful carbonated negroni becomes dessert with a bit of playful coconut and rich cocoa nib.