N/A Beverages
- Fountain Soda$0.00
- Foam Cup$0.50
- Orange Juice$3.49
- Coffee$2.79
- Decaf Coffee$2.79
- Milk$2.95
- Water$0.00
- Bottled Water$2.00
- Hot Tea$1.95
- Unsweet Tea$2.95
- 1/2 & 1/2$2.95
- Arnold Palmer$2.95
- Gatorade$3.79
- Red Bull$3.95
- Red Bull SugarFree$3.95
- Agua Fresca$1.00
- Can Soda$1.84
- Bloody Mary Mix$3.00
- Ginger Ale$3.00
- Grape Juice$3.00
- Piña Colada N/A$5.00
- Michelada Mix 16 Oz$4.00
- Michelada Mix 32 Oz$7.00
- Olives Cocktail$3.00
- Club Soda$2.95
- Kids Drink$1.50
- Pellegrino$4.00
- Perrier$4.00
- Prime$5.00
- Topo Chico$3.50
Alcoholic Drinks
- Hennessy$9.00
- Presidente$6.00
- TUACA$7.75
- Aperol Spritz$8.00
- Bloody Mary$0.00
- Champagne Glass$6.00
- Hurricane$8.00
- Pomegranate Margarita$7.00
- Rum Runner$8.00
- Sangria$5.00
- The Breakfast Shot$6.00
- The Fairway$8.00
- Tony's Bellini$5.00
- Champagne Set Up$20.00
- Amaretto$5.00
- Aperol$7.00
- Butterscotch Schnapps$5.00
- Campari$7.00
- Chartruse$7.00
- Creme De Banana$5.00
- Disarronno$8.00
- Fernet Branca$7.00
- Grand Marnier$8.00
- Island Punch$5.00
- Jagermeister$6.00
- Melon Liqueur$5.00
- Peach Schnapps$5.00
- Peppermint Schnapps$5.00
- Razzmatazz$5.00
- Rumchata$6.00
- Sour Apple$5.00
- St Germain$7.00
- Watermelon$5.00
- Transfussion$9.00
- Vampiro$9.00
- Michelada Beer$8.00
- Bud Light$2.25
- Bud Light Chelada$3.00
- Busch$2.25
- Busch Light$2.25
- N/A Busch$2.00
- Coors Lite$4.00
- Coors Banquet$2.50
- Lone Star$2.25
- Lone Star Light$2.25
- Michelob Ultra$4.00
- Ultra Gold$4.00
- Shiner 24 Oz$6.00
- Lite$4.00
- Miller High Life$2.50
- Flight$2.50
- Bud Select 16oz Alum$3.50
- Crawford Bock$4.00
- Budweiser 16oz Alum$3.25
- Bud Zero$3.00
- Budweiser$2.25
- Bud Light 16oz Alum$3.25
- 6 Pk Bucket$20.00
- Seltzers Bucket$25.00
- Bud Light$0.00
- Michelob Ultra$4.00
- Crawford Bock$4.00
- Dos XX$4.00
- Corona Premier$4.00
- Modelo Especial$4.00
- Pacifico$4.00
- Ultra Gold Draft$4.00
- Beer Pitcher$12.00
- Lite$4.00
- Vaqueros 5X5$3.50
- KONA Pint$3.50
- YUENG FLIGHT$2.50
- Pint NFL$2.50
- Tall NFL$5.00
- AppleTini$9.00
- Cosmopolitan$9.00
- Cotton Candy Martini$9.00
- Lemon Drop Martini$9.00
- Cucumber Martini$9.00
- Beefeaters$7.00
- Bombay Sapphire$6.00
- Empress 1908$7.00
- Tanqueray$7.00
- Taaka$5.00
- High Noon$5.00
- 805 Cerveza$2.25
- Blue Moon$4.50
- Bohemia$4.50
- Corona$4.50
- Corona Premier$4.50
- Dos XX$4.50
- Estrella Jalisco$2.25
- Heineken$4.50
- Modelo Especial$4.50
- Negra Modelo$4.50
- Modelo Oro$4.50
- Modelo Chelada$4.50
- Sol$4.50
- Stella Artois$4.50
- Tecate$4.50
- Tecate Lite$4.50
- Victoria$4.50
- Indio$4.50
- Carta Blanca$4.50
- 5X5 Beer$2.25
- Pacifico$4.50
- Sol Chelada$4.50
- Amaretto Sour$7.25
- Bahama Momma$7.25
- Bloody Mary$9.00
- Blue Hawaiian$7.25
- Cape Cod$7.25
- Carajillo$7.00
- Carreta$9.50
- TO GO Drinks$7.00
- HH$5 Margarita$5.00
- Hurricane$7.25
- LIT (Long Island)$8.25
- Mai Tai$8.00
- Mango Shotta Carreta$7.00
- Manhatan$9.00
- Mexican Candy Cocktail$8.00
- Mojito$8.50
- Monday Margarita$3.00
- Moscow Mule$9.50
- Negroni$9.95
- Old Fashion$9.00
- Piña Colada$8.25
- Reyna Paloma$9.00
- Rum Runner$8.00
- Sex On The Beach$7.00
- Smoked Old Fashioned$12.00
- Tequilla Sunrise$8.00
- The Fairway$9.00
- Tom Collins$8.00
- Tony's Margarita$7.50
- Tonys Sangria$6.00
- Top Shelf Margarita$10.00
- White Russian$9.50
- Well Drinks$5.00
- Brandy Alexander$9.00
- Juarez Special Margarita$9.00
- Patron Special Margarita$14.00
- Margarita Pitcher (Well)$20.00
- Colorado Bull Dog$9.50
- Expresso Martini$9.00
- Clamato (Bloody Caesar)$9.00
- 5 Dlls Drinks$5.00
- Call Drinks$5.00
- Wild Cat Margarita$9.95
- Panther Shot$5.95
- Decoy Merlot$8.00
- Boen Pinot Noir$8.00
- Robert Mondavi$6.00
- Decoy/Tableau Cabernet Sauvignon$12.00
- Kendal Jackson Merlot$8.00
- House Red Wine$5.00
- Langetwins Old Zinfandel$60.00
- Roscato Sweet Red$7.00
- Tyros Cabernet Sauv$8.00
- Tenorio Malbec$7.00
- Duckhorn Cabernet Bottle$110.00
- La Estancia Cabernet Bottle$28.00
- Cakebread Cellars Bottle$105.00
- Caymus Cabernet Bottle$135.00
- The Prisoner Red Blend$75.00
- Caymus Glass$30.00
- Prisoner Glass$20.00
- Duckhorn Glass$30.00
- Bacardi Silver$6.00
- Captain Morgan White$8.00
- Cruzan$6.00
- Flor De Cana 12Yr$9.00
- Flor De Cana 4 Yr$7.00
- Kahlua$6.00
- Malibu$6.00
- Myers Dark Rum$6.00
- Admiral Coconut Rum$5.00
- Ron Rio$5.00
- Bacardi Anejo$8.00
- Captain Morgan Spiced$8.00
- Bulleit Rye$8.00
- Rittenhouse Rye$8.00
- 2 Hoots$3.50
- Cayman Jack Margaritas$5.00
- Hoop Tea$5.00
- Nutrl$5.00
- White Claw$5.00
- Happy Dad$3.00
- Twisted Tea$5.00
- High Noon$5.00
- Topo Seltzer$5.00
- Truly$5.00
- Blowjob$6.00
- Breakfast Shot$6.00
- Buttery Nipple$6.00
- Fireball$7.00
- Gatorade Shot$6.00
- Green Tea$6.00
- JagerBomb$7.50
- Kamikaze$6.00
- Mexican Lollipop$6.00
- Pineapple Upside Down Cake$6.00
- Purple Gecko$6.00
- Royal F**K$6.00
- Scooby Snax$6.00
- Vegas Bomb$7.50
- Lemon Drop$6.00
- Jolly Racher$5.00
- B52$6.00
- Fire Cucaracha$6.00
- Pickleback Shot$7.50
- Casa Amigos Anejo$12.00
- Casa Amigos Silver$10.00
- Clase Azul Reposado$32.00
- Don Julio 1942$26.00
- Don Julio Blanco$10.00
- Don Julio Reposado$10.00
- Flecha Azul Anejo$10.00
- Flecha Azul Blanco$9.00
- Hornitos$9.00
- Juarez Tequila$5.00
- Maestro Dobel$12.00
- Patron Silver$10.00
- Don Julio Anejo$10.00
- Don Julio 70$12.00
- Mangoshotta Tequila$7.00
- Corazon Tequila$7.00
- LALO$10.00
- Centenario$8.00
- Tres Generaciones$9.00
- Deep Eddy Lemon$6.00
- Deep Eddy Ruby Red$6.00
- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea$6.00
- Grey Goose$9.00
- McCormick Vanilla Vodka$6.00
- Smirnoff Tamarind$6.00
- Dry Well Vodka$5.00
- Tito's$8.00
- Western Son Cucumber$6.00
- Western Son Watermeoln$6.00
- Ketel One$7.25
- Wester Son Prickly Pear$6.00
- Absolut$7.25
- Smirnoff$7.25
- Baileys Irish Cream$6.00
- Buchanan 12 Yr$8.00
- Buchanas Pineapple$7.00
- Buffalo Trace$8.00
- Bulleit Bourbon$8.00
- Chivas Regal 12 Yr$8.00
- Crown Royal$8.00
- Crown Royal Apple$8.00
- Crown Royal Reserve$9.00
- Drambuie$7.00
- Elijah Craig$10.00
- Gentleman Jack$10.25
- Glenlivet 12 Yr$10.00
- Glenlivet Carribean Reserve$10.25
- Jack Daniels$8.00
- Jameson$9.00
- Jim Beam$7.00
- Johnnie Walker Black Label$9.00
- Johnnie Walker Blue Label$44.00
- Johnnie Walker Gold$14.00
- Macallen 12$12.00
- Makers Mark$8.00
- Seagrams 7$7.00
- Kentucky Deluxe$5.00
- Woodford Reserve$12.00
- Glenlivet 18 Yrs$24.00
- Decoy Sauvignon Blanc$10.00
- Langetwins Rose$6.50
- House White House$5.00
- Luchi Pinot Griogio$5.00
- La Fiera Pinot Grigio$6.00
- La Crema Chardonnay Bottle$32.00
- Cakebread Sauvignon Blanc Bottle$45.00
- Duckhorn Sauvignon Blanc$45.00
- Duckhorn Sauvinon Blanc Glass$12.00
- La Crema Chardonnay Glass$9.00
- Moet Rose Champagne$80.00
- Moet Ice Champagne$105.00
- 400 Conejos$8.00
- Fireball 3*15$15.00
- The Birdie Shot$45.00
- Bottle Corking Fee$30.00
Snacks
- Chips/Candy$2.50
- Gatorade$3.79
- Red Bull$3.95
- Granola Bars$2.00
- Ice Bags$1.50
- Peanut Butter Crackers$1.50
Daily Specials
- NFL 3 Wings & Fries$5.00
- NFL Panchitos$5.00
- NFL 2 Sliders & Fries$5.00
- NFL 3 Wings & Fries (Copy)$5.00
- Cheese Enchilada Plate$7.95
- Street Tacos$9.95
- Wednesday Burger And Fries$9.95
- Wednesday (3) Wings And Fries$5.00
- Weslaco Burger & Fries$9.95
- Weslaco Brisket Taco & Fries$9.95
- Weslaco Brisket Sandwich & Fries$0.00
- Weslaco Chicken Tenders & Fries$9.95
- Weslaco Fries$5.00
- Sopa De Marisco$12.95
- Shrimp Tacos$10.95
- Chalupa And Tacos Plate$7.95
- Shrimp Plates$14.95
- Hot & Chips Combo$5.00
- Chicken Sandwich & Chips Combo$5.00
- Chicken Flautas Special$10.95
- Enchiladas Verdes Special$10.95
- Enmolades$10.95
- SCHOOL Cheese Enchiladas Plate$9.00
- SCHOOL Chicken Fajita Plate$9.00
- SCHOOL Cheeseburger & Fries$9.00
Breakfast Menu - 2024
- Tierra Santa Classic$9.95
- Build Your Own Omelette$10.95
- Build Your Own Taco$2.95
- Potato Plate$11.95
- 2X2X2$10.95
- Breakfast Plate$11.95
- Ranchero Breakfast$11.95
- Chilaquiles$13.95
- Pancakes (2)$5.95
- Sausage (2)$2.95
- Bacon (2)$4.95
- One Egg$1.95
- Oatmeal & Toast$5.95
Lunch/Dinner Menu - 2024
- Tony Sampler$15.95
- Tierra Santa Shareable$9.95
- Chicken Tenders & Fries$10.95
- Botana For 2$37.95
- Tierra Santa Panchos$15.95
- Chicken Quesadillas$14.95
- Guacamole & Chips$12.95
- Chicken Wings & Fries$10.95
- All American Burger$13.95
- Tierra Santa Taco$14.95
- Mexican Plate$12.95
- Chicken Fried Chicken$16.95
- Tierra Santa Street Tacos$14.95
- Fajita Plate$17.95
- Tierra Santa Salmon$23.95
- Fish & Chips$12.95
- Create Your Own Salad$14.95
- Fajita Taco$4.95
- Avocado$2.95
- French Fries$2.95
- Side Salad$5.95
- Loaded Baked Potato$4.95
- Steamed Broccoli$2.95
- Buttered Yellow Corn$2.95
- Charro Beans$2.95
- Charro Beans 16oz$4.95
Brunch Menu - 2024
- Pork Chop & Eggs$12.95
- Berry French Toast$10.95
- Barbacoa Plate$15.95
- Menudo$6.95
- Build Your Own Omelette$10.95
- Breakfast Plate$11.95
- Chilaquiles$13.95
- Build Your Own Taco$2.95
- Barbacoa Taco$5.50
- Pancakes (2)$5.95
- Sausage (2)$2.95
- Bacon (2)$4.95
- One Egg$1.95
- Oatmeal & Toast$5.95
Kids Menu - 2024
- Cheesburger Sliders & Fries$8.95
- Chicken Tenders & Fries$8.95
- Grilled Cheese Sandwich & Fries$8.95
