vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$5.00
Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$15.00
Cluck, Oink, MMM
fried chicken, bacon, dry aged and fresh mozzarella, coolest ranch
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$19.00
Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$29.00
Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese.
🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle
🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition
🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey
🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
$14.00
Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
$5.00
Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8
$5.00
Punkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$12.00
Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
$15.00
Salad
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00
Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$15.00
Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
$9.00
Ay Dios Mio- Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$22.00
Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$29.00
Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
$29.00
Lobsta’ Roll 18”
$55.00
Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese.
🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle
🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition
🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey
🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
$15.00
Smoked Mozzarella Sticks
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
$15.00
Truffle Mozzarella Sticks
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
$15.00
Pesto Mozzarella Sticks
sage & basil pesto mozzarella, pine nut pecorino breadcrumb crust
$15.00
Mozzarella Stick Sampler
one of each, 6 sticks total
$17.00
Satan’s Hell Stick Challenge
Tony Boloney's Satan Hell Stick Challenge: To participate, you must be over 18 & not under the influence of any substance. You must film yourself eating all 5 mozzarella sticks & w/o drinking anything for 5 minutes. Leaving your camera, including using the bathroom, will result in disqualification. The challenge must be posted to social media and tag @tonyboloneys.
Before you sign up, make sure you've read below:
By clicking the ordering button you are signing the Accident Waiver & Release of Liability & you acknowledge that you understand the risks associated with this challenge. The mozzarella sticks & ranch dressing have varying degrees on the Scoville Level up to 11 Million, containing extreme levels of heat from hot peppers & extracts. You recognize that there is a risk of personal injury, illness, and even loss of life. You also acknowledge that you will not hold Tony Boloney's responsible if things go south.
$30.00
Unicorn
our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy
Jersey Porkroll chili fries, homemade sharp white wiz
$16.00
Apps & Dessert
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
$10.00
Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
$14.00
Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
$5.00
Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8
$5.00
Punkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$12.00
PORKROLL CHILI (CUP)
$8.00
Salad
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00
Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00
Tuk-Tuk
romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing
$18.00
Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$12.00
Cesar Gaucho
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar