Tony Boloney's - Hoboken Menu

4.2

(1,700+ Reviews)

$Pizza, American, Chicken wings

Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®
  mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
  $16.00
- 🦴 Boloney Rex®
  pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
  $35.00
- 🌶️ POP OUT! - NEW
  jalapeno popper sub...Kendrick would loose this battle! jalapeno cream cheese spread, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz TM sticks, Popper jalapeno sauce, pretzel dust
  $18.00
- 🇯🇲 Chopped Patty
  wah gwaan, make ‘dis batty shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch
  $17.00
- Goombah Cowboy - NEW
  nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye, fried onions, vodka sauce, smoked & fresh mutz, extra crispy ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch.
  $20.00
- Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
  french onion soup cheesesteak french onion soup caramelized onions, ribeye, xtra gruyère, parsley
  $18.00
- Brotherly Love
  ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, TB’s HOT BOI spread (wet hots are trash), fried long hot peppers
  $16.00
- Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
  rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
  $18.00
- Ducktown Melt
  shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
  $18.00
- Crabby Killer
  jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
  $22.00
- FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED - NEW
  Black Carolina Reaper Hell-on-earth fried chicken, Hottie mutz, Lucifer Mad Mutz TM sticks, Heathen sauce
  $20.00
- Shitfaced 3000®
  a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
  $18.00
- Shoobie
  fried chicken cutlet, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, melted dry aged mutz, potato chips...and more ranch!
  $16.00
- The Snuggla®
  grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky fried chicken cutlet, creamy vodka sauce, xtra melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust
  $18.00
- DA Ruler
  house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll
  $18.00
- Jerzey Jezebel®
  nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw
  $17.00
- Boken-Boy®
  a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
  $16.00
- LPP
  yeah you know me! lemon pepper parm...fried chicken, fresh mutz, lemon pepper sauce, pecorino, parsley
  $17.00
- Bumblin' Bee
  Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mike’s Hot Honey TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips
  $18.00
- Thundercat
  chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
  $18.00
- Punjabo
  tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
  $17.00
- Squash Tha Beef
  marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
  $17.00
- Diving Buffalo
  serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
  $16.00
- Geppetto
  house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
  $16.00
- GARDEN STATE PORKWAY
  shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz
  $18.00
- TRUFFLE MUNCHER
  Mad Mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley
  $18.00
- TIO BASTARDO
  $17.00
- U A LAME? BYO SUB
  put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
  $5.00
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
  classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
  $13.00
- LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 12"
  Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
  $45.00
- Moonshiner 12"
  marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
  $16.00
- Burrrrrata 12"
  a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
  $29.00
- Tikka 12"
  sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
  $22.00
- Ay Dios Mio 12"
  chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
  $25.00
- Mex-Corn Husker 12"
  roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
  $20.00
- Magic Mushroom 12"
  truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
  $20.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
  black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
  $22.00
- Supreme Tang 12"
  Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
  $22.00
- Winger 12"
  serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
  $19.00
- Grumpy Gramps 12"
  sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
  $22.00
- Shitfaced Chicken 12"
  beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
  $19.00
- Heart Attack 12"
  Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
  $22.00
- Gindolune 12"
  shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
  $22.00
- Pope Leo 12"
  pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
  $19.00
- I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
  sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
  $29.00
- Oy Vey 12"
  8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
  $29.00
- Swine Fighter 12"
  I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
  $35.00
- OG Vegan 12"
  marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
  $25.00
- Vegan Pinky 12"
  spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
  $25.00
- Taco Taco Taco 12"
  now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
  $50.00
- Lobsta Roll 12"
  steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
  $39.00
- Pancho Franco 12"
  grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
  $25.00
- Half & Half 12"
  $22.00
- Ooh Laa Laa 12"
  french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
  $22.00
- Bless Yer Heart 12"
  homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
  $22.00
- Beastiality 12"
  10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
  $22.00
- House 12"
  spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
  $22.00
- Wah Gwan 12"
  Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
  $29.00
- Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
  spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
  $20.00
- All Chop Caesar! 12"
  dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
  $20.00
- Pepe Le 12"
  cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
  $19.00
- CBR on Roids 12"
  dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
  $22.00
- Da North Shore 12"
  mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
  $29.00
- CHEESE GRILLZ 12"
  Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
  $22.00
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
  classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
  $20.00
- 🔥 Diablo Popper 18" - NEW
  pretzel crust, Popper jalapeno sauce, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz sticks, Jalapeno cream cheese drizzle
  $32.00
- Taco Taco Taco 18"
  now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
  $100.00
- Swine Fighter 18"
  I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
  $65.00
- LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 18"
  Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
  $85.00
- Da North Shore 18"
  mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
  $39.00
- Lobsta Roll 18"
  steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
  $59.00
- CBR on Roids 18"
  dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
  $35.00
- Wah Gwan 18" - NEW
  Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
  $35.00
- Supreme Tang 18"
  Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
  $35.00
- K-Pop Mic Drop - 18"
  black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
  $35.00
- I WILL F#CKIN SMASH U 18"
  sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
  $39.00
- Shitfaced Chicken 18"
  beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
  $29.00
- Magic Mushroom 18"
  truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
  $29.00
- Mex-Corn Husker 18"
  roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
  $29.00
- Heart Attack 18"
  Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
  $35.00
- Ooh Laa Laa 18"
  french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
  $35.00
- ☠️ HELL ON EARTH 18" - NEW
  $39.00
- Tikka 18"
  sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
  $35.00
- Winger 18"
  buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
  $29.00
- Ay Dios Mio 18"
  chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
  $35.00
- Moonshiner 18"
  marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
  $26.00
- Jerzey Fist Pump 18"
  spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
  $32.00
- Beastiality 18"
  10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara
  $35.00
- Pope Leo 18"
  pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
  $29.00
- Burrrrrata 18"
  a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
  $39.00
- Grumpy Gramps 18"
  sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
  $35.00
- CHEESE GRILLZ 18" - NEW
  Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
  $29.00
- OG Vegan 18"
  marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
  $35.00
- Vegan Pinky 18"
  spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
  $35.00
- Maclote Vegan 18" - NEW
  $32.00
- Holy Seoul Vegan 18" - NEW
  $32.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
  black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
  $35.00
- Gindolune 18"
  shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
  $35.00
- Half & Half 18"
  $29.00
- Bless Yer Heart 18"
  homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
  $35.00
- House 18"
  spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
  $35.00
- Pepe Le Pizza 18"
  house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
  $35.00
Calzone - New
- Classic Cheese (BYO) Calzone
  classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
  $13.00
- Thundercat Calzone
  Creamed Spinach, Fresh Mozzarella, Sesame Crust
  $19.00
- Moonshiner Calzone
  marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
  $19.00
- Burrrrrata Calzone
  a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
  $19.00
- Tikka Calzone
  sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
  $19.00
- Ay Dios Mio Calzone
  chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
  $19.00
- Mex-Corn Husker Calzone
  roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
  $19.00
- Magic Mushroom Calzone
  truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
  $19.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer Calzone
  black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
  $19.00
- Supreme Tang Calzone
  Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
  $19.00
- Winger Calzone
  serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
  $19.00
- Grumpy Gramps Calzone
  sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
  $19.00
- Shitfaced Chicken Calzone
  beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
  $19.00
- Heart Attack Calzone
  Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
  $19.00
- Gindolune Calzone
  shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
  $19.00
- Pope Leo Calzone
  pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
  $19.00
- I WILL SMASH YOU Calzone
  sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
  $19.00
- Oy Vey Calzone
  8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
  $19.00
- Swine Fighter Calzone
  I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
  $19.00
- OG Vegan Calzone
  marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
  $19.00
- Vegan Pinky Calzone
  spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
  $19.00
- Lobsta Roll Calzone
  steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
  $32.00
- Pancho Franco Calzone
  grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
  $19.00
- Ooh Laa Laa Calzone
  french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
  $19.00
- Bless Yer Heart Calzone
  homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
  $19.00
- Beastiality Calzone
  10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
  $19.00
- House Calzone
  spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
  $19.00
- Wah Gwan Calzone
  Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
  $19.00
- Jerzey Fist Pump Calzone
  spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
  $19.00
- Pepe Le Calzone
  cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
  $19.00
- CBR on Roids Calzone
  dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
  $19.00
- Da North Shore Calzone
  mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
  $22.00
- CHEESE GRILLZ Calzone
  Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
  $19.00
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
- Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
  $15.00
- Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie
  $15.00
- IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
  A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper
  $29.00
- The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
  $16.00
- Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
  $16.00
- Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
  $16.00
- Ole Smokey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Deeply Smoked Mozzarella with an Herby Jersey Bread Crumb Crust
  $15.00
- Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
  $16.00
- Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.
  $15.00
- Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
  $19.00
- Unicorn Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)
  $18.00
- Angry Bee Mike's Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
  $15.00
- Be-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
  BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
  $17.00
Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice
  classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
  $3.50
- K-Pop Mic Drop- Slice
  black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
  $8.00
- LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED!
  Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
  $15.00
- Moonshiner - Slice
  $4.50
- Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice
  spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
  $5.50
- BEASTIALITY - SLICE
  10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
  $6.00
- Pope Leo - Slice
  pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
  $5.00
- Burrrrata - Slice
  a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
  $8.00
- Grumpy Gramps- Slice
  sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
  $6.00
- Tikka- Slice
  sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
  $6.00
- All Chop Caesar! - Slice
  dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
  $5.50
- Lobsta Roll - Slice
  steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
  $12.00
- Oy Vey-Slice
  8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
  $8.00
- Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
  house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
  $5.00
- CBR On Roids - Slice
  dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
  $6.00
- BLESS YER HEART- Slice
  homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
  $6.00
- Winger - Slice
  buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
  $5.00
- S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
  beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
  $5.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer
  black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
  $6.00
- Gindolune- Slice
  ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
  $6.00
- Magic Mushroom- Slice
  truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
  $5.50
- Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
  roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
  $5.00
- Heart Attack - Slice
  buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
  $6.00
- Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
  french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
  $6.00
- I Will Smash You-Slice
  Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
  $8.00
- Supreme Tang - Slice
  Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
  $6.00
- Taco Taco Taco- Slice
  now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
  $15.00
- Swine Fighter-Slice
  vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
  $13.00
- Ay Dios Mio - Slice
  chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
  $6.00
- OG Vegan- Slice
  marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
  $6.00
- Vegan Pinky - Slice
  spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
  $6.00
- HOUSE - SLICE
  $6.50
Wings
- 5 Wings
  $8.00
- 10 Wings
  $16.00
- 25 Wings
  $40.00
- 50 Wings
  $80.00
Fry
- House - BYO Fries
  plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
  $6.00
- Barbarian Fries
  coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
  $14.00
- S#itfaced Fries
  honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
  $14.00
- Elote Fries
  roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
  $14.00
- Rude Bwoy Fries
  jamaican scotch bonnet an’ allspice, da white wiz, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch
  $14.00
- Winger Fries
  buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
  $13.00
- Smash Fries
  TB Smash Sauce, caramelized onion, pickles, dry aged & smoked mutz add a burger
  $14.00
- Crustacean Fries
  jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
  $18.00
- Drunk 'Za Fries
  vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, smoked ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch
  $14.00
- Monopoly Fries
  ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
  $15.00
- Bastardo Fundito Fries
  chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
  $16.00
Apps & Dessert
- Cheezy Garlic Bread
  w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
  $10.00
- Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
  hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
  $14.00
- Punkin' Spice Churros
  Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
  $12.00
Salad
- Uptown Cobb
  romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
  $18.00
- Boken Girl
  arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
  $18.00
- Hotness
  romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
  $18.00
- Pueblito
  romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
  $18.00
- Cesar Gaucho
  romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
  $14.00
- Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
  Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
  $12.00
Subs - Cold
- The Commission
  calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
  $15.00
- Miss 'Merica
  smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
  $16.00
Fresh Mozzarella
Made fresh daily at our Mozzarella Laboratory.
- Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz
  Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
  $14.00
- Truffle Mozzarella -16 oz
  Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
  $16.00
Pasta
Vegan Eggplant Meatballs, NuMu mozzarella, marinara, basil, sage pesto
- Crabby Parm Pasta
  Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley
  $28.00
- Thundercat Parm Pasta
  creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
  $22.00
- Buff-O-Parm Pasta
  Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
  $22.00
- Millie Parm Pasta
  House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino
  $22.00
- Ole Parm Pasta
  Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
  $22.00
- OG Vegan Parm Pasta
  sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil
  $22.00
Catering
- Sub Box-Full Box-Choose any 8 subs
  Choose 8 Subs
  $135.00
- Wings-Full Box (50)
  $80.00
- Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks Box-(50)
  $125.00
- Salad Box-Full Tray
  $100.00
- Tenders & Fries-Full Tray
  $125.00
Merch '25
- TB Black T-shirt
  $23.00
- Ethik Worldwide Collab
  $32.00
Deathwish Burrito
- RIPPER
  ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- ELOTES RESACA
  grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- MATADOR
  birria 8 hr stewed shredded beef, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, radish, onion, jalapeno ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- BASIC SOCIO
  disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- AMERICAN PSYCHO
  split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- LUNATIC BUTCHER
  ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- GLADIATOR
  calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- NO HELMET
  buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- BAREKNUCKLE
  avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
- BLACK LUNG
  acocado smash, homemade vegan chorizo, spicy hash-brown, refried black beans, smoked vegan mozzarella, jalapeno, vegan chipotle crema, cilantro. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
  $18.00
Drinks & Chips
- Boylans
  $3.00
- Joe Tea
  $3.50
- Water
  $2.00
Retail
- Spreads
  All spreads are made with hand picked veggies, roasted, smoked and ground on old stone by donkey's in Sicily by Mike AKA Tony & friends.
- Olive Oil
  All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.
- Dough
  $7.93
- Marinara - 24oz Jar
  All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.
  $11.50
Side Sauce
- 'Roni Grease Ranch Side
  $3.00
- Bayou Butter Side
  $3.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Buffalo Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Caveman Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Chili Spread Side
  $4.00
- Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Coolest Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Dill Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Garlic Mayo Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Green Chutney Side
  $3.00
- Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Lemon Vinaigrette
  $3.00
- Marinara Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Ole Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Passover Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Pesto Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side
  $3.00
- S#itfaced Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Siam Satay Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Smash Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Thai Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Tikka Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Vegan Ole Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Vegan Pink Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Vodka Sauce Side
  $3.00
- Volcano Smoked Wiz
  $3.00
- Winger Sauce Side
  $3.00
Extra S#it
- Fork
- Knife
- Plate
- Napkins
- Red Pepper Flakes
  $0.25
- Parmesan Cheese
  $0.25
- Garlic Powder
  $0.25
- Oregano
  $0.25
- Ketchup
  $0.25
Pizza Making Kits
- 4 Dough Pizza Making Kit
  Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card
  $50.00
FROZEN Mad Mutz® TO GO Air Fryer Ready
Air Fryer Ready.
- Mad Mutz® FROZEN TO-GO Sticks (5)
  Whatever size of lab you’re working with, you’ve got the power to chef up cheesy goodness at home. Deep Fryer/Pan Fry - For Best Results Pan Fry: Pour 1 inch of oil into a pot/pan, set to medium heat (~350F). Drop up to 8 sticks at a time, flip to ensure all sides are cooked evenly. Cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Deep Fry: Drop up to 8 sticks at a time in the deep fryer, cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Air Fryer Air fry sticks at 400° for 4-5 minutes flip mid-way through (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack fo
  $8.99