Tongy's Shmack House Menu

Popular. The phrase most commonly heard when enjoying this classic dish. Hand-cut Idaho potatoes, tossed in minced garlic, covered with melted cheese, bacon, green onions, and sour cream. Served with ranch dipping sauce.

Price per dozen. Pick wisely my child: medium, hot, BBQ, jalapeño brown sugar BBQ, honey mustard, teriyaki, terihot, sweet chili, tongy sauce, buffalo garlic parm, mandarin sesame, Mila Kunis (xxtra hot), garlic parm.

Popular. Shredded chicken mixed with spicy buffalo sauce, cream cheese, and a few secret ingredients. Served with tri-color tortilla chips.

Live a little why don't ya? Hand pattied burger served with lettuce tomato, red onion, and pickle.

Popular. Strippers (hey, don't judge, they're paying for college) served with honey mustard and BBQ dipping sauces.

Crispy golden strips of deliciousness served hot and seasoned to perfection.

Creamy, classic macaroni in a rich, velvety cheese sauce.

Popular. Legend has it that this burger has been searching for you, and it always gets its man. Our hand pattied burger is on top of lettuce and tomato, covered in BBQ sauce, grilled jalapeños, bacon, melted cheddar, and topped with a crispy onion ring.

So good you gonna wanna smack yo momma, our eight ounces hand pattied burger on top of lettuce and tomato. Then topped with bacon strips and cheddar cheese, a generous portion of mojo rubbed pulled pork, jalapeño brown sugar BBQ, and coleslaw, finished with house-made onion straws, not for the faint of heart.

Shaved ribeye with melted jack cheese, red onions, green peppers, mushrooms, banana peppers, bacon, and jalapeños. Finished with Jurassic mayo. Stuffed in a hoagie roll. Feel free to substitute grilled chicken for ribeye, raaawwwwrrrrrrr.

The dictators go-to sandwich in wartime, and in peace, slow-cooked mojo pulled pork and shaved ham with spicy brown mustard, pickles, and melted swiss cheese. Layered on sourdough bread and pressed.

Popular. Legend has it that this burger has been searching for you, and it always gets its man. Our hand pattied burger is on top of lettuce and tomato, covered in BBQ sauce, grilled jalapeños, bacon, melted cheddar, and topped with a crispy onion ring.

Had a bit too much of grandpa's cough syrup last night? Sure to cure your hangover! This hand pattied burger is on top of lettuce and tomato, then topped with mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, bacon, melted jack cheese. Finished with a fried egg for good measure.

No man, woman, or child is safe when this burger is ordered. Built on top of lettuce, tomato, and mayo, it's covered with grilled red onions, mushrooms, and bacon. Then covered with melted cheddar, jack, and swiss cheeses.

Brah, it's the big humonga cowabunga from down unda!!! We take our eight ounces hand pattied burger, grilled to perfection, and cover it with our house-made terihoney marinade. We then add grilled ham, onions, bacon, and melted jack cheese, all set on top of lettuce and tomato, with a slice of grilled pineapple on top.

Popular. An offering you can't refuse. Our hand pattied burger is placed on top of lettuce and tomato, then covered with bacon strips, marinara, ham, swiss cheese, and finished with fried mozzarella cheese sticks.

New. Wanna knock out mike Tyson? Eat this burger. Our house-made burger is topped with a1, bacon, and melted blue cheese crumbles. Set on top of lettuce and tomato served on our toasted brioche bun.

So good you gonna wanna smack yo momma, our eight ounces hand pattied burger on top of lettuce and tomato. Then topped with bacon strips and cheddar cheese, a generous portion of mojo rubbed pulled pork, jalapeño brown sugar BBQ, and coleslaw, finished with house-made onion straws, not for the faint of heart.

Popular. Shredded chicken mixed with spicy buffalo sauce, cream cheese, and a few secret ingredients. Served with tri-color tortilla chips.

Homemade guacamole from a very old recipe, how old you ask? How about older than your mom? Served with tri-color tortilla chips, sour cream, and salsa.

Popular. Six potato skins filled with BBQ chicken melted cheese, bacon, and topped with fresh-cut chives. The dude abides.

Popular. The phrase most commonly heard when enjoying this classic dish. Hand-cut Idaho potatoes, tossed in minced garlic, covered with melted cheese, bacon, green onions, and sour cream. Served with ranch dipping sauce.

At the end of the day, manners go a long way, should you order these, thine taste buds shall be pleased. Traditional cheese sticks served with marinara.

New. Legend has it these egg rolls were concocted by Frodo and Samwise outside of Mordor after trying Gandalf's magical pipe, or maybe it was the tongy's cooks 15 minutes before work, hand-rolled in house and served with avocado ranch me precious.

Price per dozen. Pick wisely my child: medium, hot, BBQ, jalapeño brown sugar BBQ, honey mustard, teriyaki, terihot, sweet chili, tongy sauce, buffalo garlic parm, mandarin sesame, Mila Kunis (xxtra hot), garlic parm.

Popular. Exactly what it say man, southwest and awesome. Fresh chopped romaine topped with tongy's guacamole, corn, black beans, pico de gallo, and jalapeños. Mixed cheese and tortilla strips finish this beauty off. Served with avocado-ranch on the side.

This salad is almost as vicious as the Schnoodle it's named for. Fresh chopped romaine with rows of fresh sliced ham, turkey, chopped bacon, cheddar and jack cheese, tomato, egg, and guacamole. Choice of dressing.

We had Brutus knock of Julius Caesar to get this recipe. Fresh chopped romaine lettuce tossed in our delicious Caesar dressing, with black olives, tomato, bacon, croutons, and banana peppers.

Feel free to dance while eating this one. Fresh chopped romaine topped with diced tomatoes, black olives, red onions, banana peppers, feta cheese, and warm pita. Served with our signature Greek dressing.

It puts the salad in its mouth or it gets the hose again. Fresh romaine, diced tomato, shredded jack/cheddar cheese. Topped with fried chicken, buffalo sauce, ranch dressing, and tortilla strips. "I'd eat me.".

Popular. We would never harm babe, think of it more as those annoying pigs in angry birds. Slow-cooked mojo pulled pork, smothered in our tongy's BBQ sauce, covered with cole slaw, and topped with an onion ring. All on fresh brioche.

Named after the orneriest dachshund this side of berlin. Fresh cut romaine lettuce, diced tomato, grilled chicken, bacon, banana peppers, and black olives tossed in our house Caesar and wrapped in a flour tortilla.

Them sisters won't be bothering you no more when you eat this sandwich grilled chicken breast on top of lettuce and tomato. Topped with honey mustard, bacon, and jack cheese. Served on a brioche bun.

Popular. I pity the fool who don't like this sandwich. Toasted sourdough bread, topped with lettuce tomato and mayo. Then we pile on turkey, bacon, swiss, and our house-made guacamole.

The only Reuben you want to experience in Conway. Grilled shaved turkey, sauerkraut, house-made Russian dressing, and swiss cheese. Layered on grilled sourdough bread.

Named after a regular who stuck around so long we hired him. Fried chicken fingers tossed in buffalo sauce and placed on top of lettuce and tomato. Covered with bacon, blue cheese dressing, and jack cheese. All on a brioche bun.

These tacos, like jaws swim alone, three fish tacos with beer-battered fish, pico de gallo, lettuce, and cheese. Topped with a chipotle lime drizzle served inside warm flour tortillas. Feel free to substitute shrimp. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

New. Our take on a classic fish sandwich. Beer battered fried cod, romaine, tomato, cole slaw, cheddar cheese and jalapeño tartar sauce.

Chicken, cheese, buffalo sauce, celery, blue cheese crumbles, ranch.

New. Chicken, cheese, pico de gallo, guacamole.

Green pepper, onion, banana pepper, mushroom, jalapeño, tomato, and cheese.

Mojo pulled pork, shaved ham, brown mustard, pickles, swiss, jack, and cheddar cheeses.

Mojo pulled pork, BBQ, red onion, slaw, cheese.

Ground beef, bacon strips, grilled red onion, BBQ, cheese.

Asparagus grilled with a hint of olive oil and seasoned lightly, often served with a sprinkle of salt and pepper.

New.

Creamy, classic macaroni in a rich, velvety cheese sauce.

Crisp shredded cabbage in a creamy, tangy dressing.

Crispy golden strips of deliciousness served hot and seasoned to perfection.