Tipsy Mermaid Conch House & Cocktails Menu

Nutella meringue, strawberries, whip cream

Ham, swiss, caramelized onions & mushrooms, gruyère fondue, arugula salad

Thinly sliced Mojo steak, Brie cheese, caramelized onions, horseradish crème, arugula salad

Strawberry guava cream cheese, strawberries, whip cream

powdered sugar, whip cream

Mojo steak, applewood smoked bacon, mushroom gorgonzola crème, pickled onions, arugula salad

chopped romaine, Caesar dressing, parmesan, romano & asiago, Cuban bread croutons Make It a BLT add applewood smoked bacon pieces & grape tomatoes $3 Calvin style add Mojo steak & shoestring potatoes $12

Iceberg wedge, grape tomatoes, applewood smoked bacon, gorgonzola, pickled onions, balsamic reduction, gorgonzola dressing

olive oil, soft Brie cheese, grilled chicken, \r\narugula, blueberries, blueberry reduction

house made nut-free pesto, burrata cheese, roasted tomatoes, parmesan, romano & asiago cheeses, balsamic reduction

3 flour tortillas filled with mojo pork, honey ham, swiss cheese, crispy pickles, flash-fried, and key lime mustard

caramelized onions, gorgonzola, \r\narugula, fig reduction

Cuban bread croutons, arugula, grape tomatoes, crushed pistachios tossed in white balsamic dressing, topped with creamy Burrata cheese & balsamic reduction

Ceviche with shrimp, conch, scallop, mahi. Mango sweet & habanero spicy. \r\nGluten Free blue corn tortilla chips.

Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, white balsamic dressing, mojo steak, gorgonzola, and shoestring potatoes

chopped romaine, fried avocado, red pepper, applewood smoked bacon, queso fresco, Cuban bread croutons, toasted coconut, pineapple mojito dressing

Key West shrimp & Bahamian conch with habanero guava marmalade & key lime mustard

beer steamed peel 'n eats, tequila lime cocktail sauce, Cuban bread for dipping. caught from the ONLY shrimp boat in Key West's Marina, the "Miss Key West"

cool & creamy smoked shrimp dip topped with pickled onions, red peppers, fried jalapeños, blue corn tortilla chips

bacon, ham, house made ranch, \r\ncaramelized onions, white cheddar, arugula

3 crispy chicken sliders on Hawaiian slider rolls with bacon, ranch, crispy pickles, fried jalapeño with small order of fries

bacon, ham, house made ranch, \r\ncaramelized onions, white cheddar, arugula

1/2 pound beer battered gulf shrimp bites with spicy bird pepper buffalo sauce, gorgonzola crème

Island slaw, habanero guava marmalade dipping sauce

Beer battered, key lime mustard & secret frita sauce

3 flour tortillas filled with mojo pork, honey ham, swiss cheese, crispy pickles, flash-fried, and key lime mustard

Gulf shrimp & grilled pineapple salsa, island slaw, toasted coconut, pickled onions.

caramelized onions, gorgonzola, \r\narugula, fig reduction

3 Cubano sliders on Hawaiian rolls with Mojo pork, honey ham, \r\ncrispy pickles, Swiss cheese, house mustards with Cuban black beans & rice

Habanero guava marmalade & key lime mustard

Cool & creamy smoked gulf shrimp dip topped with pickled onions, red peppers, fried jalapeños, and blue corn tortilla chips

Beer steamed peel 'n eats, tequila lime cocktail sauce, Cuban bread for dipping. Caught from the only shrimp boat in Key West's Marina, the 'Miss Key West'

olive oil, soft Brie cheese, grilled chicken, \r\narugula, blueberry reduction

Ceviche with shrimp, conch, scallop, mahi. Mango sweet & habanero spicy. \r\nGluten Free blue corn tortilla chips.

Thinly sliced rare steak, Parmesan, Romano & asiago, fried capers, arugula, horseradish crème, and truffle oil

Cuban bread crostini with mojo steak, horseradish crème, scallions, and balsamic reduction

pesto, burrata cheese, roasted tomatoes, \r\nparmesan, romano, asiago cheeses, balsamic reduction

PLEASE ALLOW 24 HOURS FOR PICK UP

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon schmear, tomato, applewood smoked bacon, cilantro garlic aioli.\r\nServed with side of crispy pesto potatoes.

brie cheese, honey ham, arugula, house mustard; served with pesto potatoes

Jalapeño schmear, honey ham, white Cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, fried egg, sriracha honey.\r\nServed with side of pesto potatoes.

Gulf shrimp, Maine scallops, creamy gruyère grits, bacon & wild mix mushrooms, coconut rum glaze or Southern Caribbean style

Cuban black beans & rice, mojo pork, pickled onions, guacamole, mango & jicama escabeche, fried jalapeños, grilled pineapple salsa, queso fresco

Beer battered Pacific Cod, Island slaw, key lime tartar sauce

Squid ink pasta, gulf shrimp, bay scallops, fire-roasted tomatoes, burrata cheese, parmesan, Romano & asiago, white wine garlic pesto sauce

Wild mixed mushrooms in light white wine garlic sauce, Parmesan, Asiago, Ramano cheese and truffle oil

Smoked salmon, fire-roasted tomatoes, sautéed vegetables, fried capers, creamy lemon dill sauce

Mahi Mahi, Gulf shrimp, wild mix mushrooms, coconut rice, and red peppers topped with cilantro served with crostinis

Blackened Mahi Mahi served over carrot & fire roasted tomato purèe, broccolini, or asparagus, pesto heirloom tomatoes

Grilled & sliced 9 oz mojo center cut sirloin steak, chimichurri, crispy fries, gruyère fondue, mini Caesar salad

Decadent wild mixed mushrooms with gorgonzola cream sauce

Wild Caught Mahi Mahi coconut and Macadamia nut crusted, topped with Mango Escabeche served with Cuban black beans & rice.

Open-faced sour dough, guacamole, Burrata cheese, queso fresco, crushed pistachios, pickled onions, balsamic reduction, arugula salad

parmesan & bacon grits, 3 large gulf shrimp, pesto

Crispy chicken tenders, savory bacon waffle, sunny side up egg, candied bacon crumbles, blueberries\r\nChoice of: coconut rum glaze, mushroom gorgonzola crème or sriracha honey

Hawaiian rolls stuffed with strawberry & guava cream cheese topped with whip cream, toasted coconut, coconut rum glaze

Choice of bowl or wrap, pesto potatoes, white cheddar, your choice of egg, applewood smoked bacon crumbles, fried jalapeños, scallions, pickled onions, quest fresco, guacamole, fire roasted salsa

4 oz sliced Mojo center cut sirloin steak topped with 2 sunny side up eggs on Cuban bread crostinis, chimichurri, pesto potatoes, and mushroom crème sauce

house-made dill schemer, Norwegian smoked salmon, fried capers, pickled onions, arugula, guacamole, arugula salad

PLEASE ALLOW 24 HOURS FOR PICK UP

Crispy chicken tossed in spicy bird pepper buffalo sauce, fried jalapeños, lettuce, gorgonzola crème, crispy pickles, and brioche bun

Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, habanero guava marmalade, island slaw, guacamole, shoestring potatoes, and brioche bun

2 soft tortillas with a layer of cheese filled with steak tossed in chimichurri and blackened shrimp served with a side of Cuban black beans and rice with blue corn chips and salsa

1/2 # Fischer Farms burger, swiss cheese, shoestring potatoes, secret frita sauce, over easy egg, brioche bun

1/2 # Fischer Farms burger, lettuce and tomato, pickles, Heinz 57 & crispy potato fries. Just the way Jimmy Buffett liked it.

Beer battered or sautéed gulf shrimp, grilled pineapple salsa, island slaw, guacamole, pickled onions, sriracha honey, queso fresco, with black beans & rice, chips & salsa

Mojo pork, honey ham, crispy pickles, swiss cheese, house mustard, Cuban bread

Beer battered gulf shrimp, Cajun remoulade, lettuce, tomatoes, crispy pickles, Cuban bread

Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, applewood smoked bacon, mixed greens, tomato, key lime tartar, grilled sourdough

Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, 1000 island slaw, swiss cheese, horseradish crème, grilled sourdough

Chopped romaine, creamy Caesars dressing, Parmesan, Romano & asiago, Cuban bread croutons

Key West style with conch, tomatoes, potatoes, and pork

Chopped romaine, fried avocado, red pepper, applewood smoked bacon, queso fresco, Cuban bread croutons, toasted coconut, pineapple mojito dressing

Cuban bread croutons, mixed greens, grape tomatoes, crushed pistachios, white balsamic dressing, creamy burrata cheese & balsamic reduction

Iceberg wedge, grape tomatoes, applewood smoked bacon, gorgonzola, pickled onions, balsamic reduction, gorgonzola dressing

Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, 1000 island slaw, Swiss cheese, horseradish crème, grilled sourdough, fries

Mojo pork, honey ham, applewood smoked bacon, fried egg, white cheddar, crispy shoestring potatoes, garlic cilantro aioli, Cuban bread, fries

Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, key lime tartar, fried or over easy egg, guacamole, crispy shoestring potatoes, sour doughs, fries

Blackened Key West shrimp, romaine, cherry tomatoes, house made Caesar dressing, Cuban bread croutons, fries

Certified Angus Beef chimichurri steak, mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, red peppers, white balsamic

Savory bacon waffle, white cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, guacamole, garlic cilantro aioli, fries