The Tipsy Cow - Cocktail Tapas Bar & Beer Garden Menu

359 Bay St, Port Melbourne, Victoria 3207
  • Spritz Cocktails

    • Watermelon Spritz

      ​Bombay Dry Gin - Watermelon Liqueur - Watermelon Puree - Prosecco - Soda
      $20.00
    • Aperol Spritz

      Aperol - DOC Prosecco - Soda - Orange Bitters - Maraschino Cherry - Orange
      $20.00
    • Lychee & Grapefruit Spritz

      Ketel One - Lychee Liqueur - Ruby Grapefruit Juice - Rose Water - Prosecco - Soda
      $20.00
    • The Hugo

      Bombay Dry Gin - St Germain Elderflower Liqueur - Fresh Mint - DOC Prosecco
      $20.00
    • Limoncello Spritz

      Bombay Sapphire Citron Pressé Gin - Limoncello - Gomme - Prosecco - Soda
      $20.00
    • Pear Spritz

      Bombay Dry Gin - Poire Williams - DOC Prosecco - Soda - Agave
      $20.00
  • Seasonal Cocktails

    • Blood Orange Chilli Margarita

      Espolon Reposado Tequila - Ancho Reyes Green Chilli Liqueur - Fresh Lime Juice - Blood Orange Syrup - Blood Orange Juice
      $23.00
    • Extra-Ordin-Berry

      Ketel One - Haymans Sloe Gin - House Berry Coulis - Cranberry juice - Fresh Lime Juice - Fresh Mint - Lemonade
      $23.00
    • Gin Garden

      Hendricks Gin - St Germain Elderflower Liqueur - Cloudy Apple Juice - Elderflower Syrup - Fresh Cucumber
      $23.00
    • Jungle Bird

      Gosling Black Seal Rum - Campari - Pineapple Juice - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme
      $23.00
    • The Apple Falls Far

      Fireball - Licor 43 - House Butterscotch - Cloudy Apple Juice - Cinnamon Sugar
      $23.00
    • Spiced Pear

      Bulleit Bourbon - Poire Williams Pear Liqueur - Stones Ginger Wine - Agave - Fresh Lemon Juice - Cloudy Apple Juice - Allspice Bitters
      $23.00
    • Pisco Apple Sour

      Barsol Pisco - Cloudy Apple Juice - Fresh Lemon Juice - Maple Syrup - Egg White - Apple Bitters (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Pear & Elderflower Collins

      Hayman’s Collins Gin - Elderflower Liqueur - Pear Liqueur - Fresh Lemon - Mead - Soda​
      $23.00
    • Ginger Boss

      Espolòn Reposado Tequila - Ancho Reyes Green Chilli Liqueur - Ginger Syrup - Fresh Lime - Bundaberg Ginger Beer
      $23.00
    • Penicillin

      Dewar's 12yr - Ginger Syrup - Mead - Fresh Lemon - Laprhoaig 1/4 Cask
      $23.00
    • Winter Margarita

      Espolon Reposado - Cartron Williams Poire Liqueur - Cloudy Apple Juice - Fresh Lime Juice - Allspice Bitters
      $23.00
    • Winter Whisky Sour

      Bulleit Bourbon or Dewars 12 Egg White - Fresh Lemon Juice - Date Syrup - Fig & Cinnamon Bitters
      $23.00
    • Fig In The Dark

      Bacardi Spice Rum - Figue Aperitif - Fresh Lime Juice - Bundaberg Ginger Beer
      $23.00
  • Signature Cocktails

    • Amaretto Sour

      Disaronno Amaretto - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme - Egg White - Angostura Bitters (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Berrylicious Sour

      Bombay Bramble Gin - Fresh Lemon Juice - House Berry Coulis - Egg White (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Blood Orange Negroni

      Dewar’s 12yr - Campari - Blood Orange Liqueur
      $23.00
    • Cabana Mama

      Malibu - Orgeat - Fresh Lime Juice - Passionfruit Syrup - Pineapple Juice
      $23.00
    • CocoLoco

      ​Lychee Liqueur - Malibu - Fresh Lime Juice - Lychee - Coconut Syrup - Wonderfoam
      $23.00
    • Espresso Martini

      Ketel One Vodka - Kahlúa - Triple Sec - Double Espresso
      $23.00
    • Lychee Chilli Martini

      Ketel One Vodka - Lychee Liqueur - Ancho Reyes Green Chilli Liqueur - Fresh Lime Juice - Lychee Syrup
      $23.00
    • Pink Lady

      Hayman’s Sloe Gin - Fresh Lemon Juice - Egg White - Grenadine - Gomme (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Popcorn Sour

      Fireball - Popcorn Syrup - Gomme - Fresh Lemon Juice - Egg White (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Ruby Grapefruit Sour

      Bombay Dry Gin - Ruby Grapefruit Juice - Fresh Lemon Juice - Egg White - Agave - Grapefruit Bitters
      $23.00
    • The Don

      Jura 10 Scotch - Woodford Reserve Bourbon - Maple Syrup - Angostura Bitters - Chocolate Bitters
      $23.00
    • Tipsy Sling

      Bombay Dry Gin - Cherry Heering - Triple Sec - Pineapple Juice - Grenadine - Fresh Lime - Angostura Bitters
      $23.00
    • Violette Sour

      Ketel One Vodka - Joseph Cartron Violette Liqueur - Fresh Lemon Juice - Egg White - Grenadine - Lavender Syrup - Rose Water - Grapefruit Bitters​
      $23.00
    • Aperol Sour

      Aperol - Egg White - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Watermelon Long Island Iced Tea

      ​De Kuyper Watermelon Liqueur - Espolon Reposado Tequila - Bacardi Oro - Bombay Dry Gin - Ketel One Vodka - Fresh Lime Juice - Fresh Lemon Juice - Lemonade
      $23.00
    • The Smoking Goat

      Mezcal or Tequila Reposado - Mandarin Liqueur - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme - Fresh Mint
      $23.00
    • Spicy Paloma

      Mezcal or Reposado Tequila - Ancho Reyes Green Chilli Liqueur - Ruby Grapefruit Juice - Fresh Lime Juice - Agave
      $23.00
    • Passionfruit Martini

      Ketel One Vodka - Passionfruit Liqueur - Cloudy Apple Juice - Fresh Lemon Juice - Gomme - Passionfruit Syrup - Egg White (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
  • Ancestral Cocktails

    • Aviation

      Roku Gin - Maraschino Liqueur - Fresh Lemon Juice - Lavender Sirop
      $23.00
    • Bramble

      Bombay Bramble Gin - Fresh Lemon Juice - Gomme - Joseph Cartron Crème de Mûre
      $23.00
    • Caipirinha

      Cachaça - Demerara Sugar - Fresh Lime
      $23.00
    • Clover Club

      Bombay Dry Gin - Egg White - Fresh Lemon Juice - House Strawberry Coulis (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Cosmopolitan

      Ketel One Vodka - Triple Sec - Cranberry Juice - Fresh Lime
      $23.00
    • Daiquiri

      Bacardi Oro - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme - Daiquiri Bitters Choose your flavour: - Classic - Mango - Watermelon - Cherry - French - Strawberry - Lychee - Mandarin
      $23.00
    • French Martini

      Grey Goose Vodka - Joseph Cartrom Crème De Mure - Pineapple Juice - Wonderfoam
      $23.00
    • Long Island Iced Tea

      Ketel One Vodka - Bombay Dry Gin - Bacardi Oro - Espolon Reposado Tequila - Triple Sec - Fresh Lime - Fresh Lemon - Coke
      $23.00
    • Manhattan

      Bulleit Bourbon or Rye - Sweet Vermouth - Angostura bitters - Orange Bitters
      $23.00
    • Martini

      Belvedere or Tanqueray 10 or 1800 Anejo Dry, Perfect, Dirty or Filthy!
      $23.00
    • Mojito

      Bacardi Oro or Malibu - Mint - Demerara Sugar - Lime - Angostura Bitters
      $23.00
    • Moscow Mule

      Ketel One Vodka - Fresh Lime - Bundaberg Ginger Beer - Elderflower Syrup - Angostura Bitters
      $23.00
    • Negroni

      Bombay Dry Gin - Campari - Sweet Vermouth
      $23.00
    • Pisco Sour

      Barsol Pisco - Fresh Lime - Gomme - Egg White - Angostura Bitters
      $23.00
    • Old Fashioned

      Bulleit Bourbon or Dewar's 12yr or Bacardi Oro or Espolon Tequila - Angostura Bitters - Demerara Sugar - Orange Oils
      $23.00
    • Sazerac

      Bulleit Rye or Cognac - Absinth - Peychauds Bitters - Demerara Sugar - Lemon Oils
      $23.00
    • Southside

      Bombay Dry Gin - Fresh Mint - Fresh Lime Juice - Gomme
      $23.00
    • The Margarita

      Espolòn Reposado Tequila- Triple Sec or Green Chilli Liqueur - Fresh Lime - Agave
      $23.00
    • Tom Collins

      Haymans Old Tom Gin - Fresh Lemon - Gomme - Soda
      $23.00
    • Whisky Sour

      Dewar’s 12yr or Bulleit Bourbon - Fresh Lemon - Gomme - Egg White - Angostura Bitters (Vegan Option Available)
      $23.00
    • Necromancer

      Absinth - Bombay Dry Gin - Martini Bianco - St Germain Elderflower Liqueur - Fresh Lemon
      $23.00
    • Dark & Stormy #1

      Kraken Black Spiced Rum- Bacardi Spiced - Fresh Lime Juice - Ginger Syrup - Bundaberg Ginger Beer
      $23.00
  • Hot Cocktails

    • French Flu Shot

      ​St Remy VSOP - Green Ginger Wine - Poire Williams - Mead - Ginger Syrup - Chamomile​
      $23.00
    • Hot Toddy

      House Spirit (commonly Scotch or Brandy) - Green Ginger Wine - Fresh Lemon - Mead - Ginger Syrup - Pimento Bitters - Cinnamon
      $23.00
    • London Toddy

      ​Haymans Sloe Gin - House Cardamon Syrup - Fresh Lemon Juice - Peychauds Bitters - Hot Water
      $23.00
    • Spiced Mulled Wine

      Earthworks Cabernet Sauvignon - Remy VSOP Brandy - House Mulling Spice - Orange Bitters​
      $23.00
  • Desert Cocktails

    • Coffee Negroni

      Coffee Gin - Montenegro - Martini Rosso - Chocolate Bitters - Orange Bitters
      $23.00
    • Crème Brûlée

      Bacardi Spiced - Baileys - Licor 45 - Egg White - House Butterscotch
      $23.00
    • Lemon Meringue Martini

      Ketel One - Limoncello - Egg White - Fresh Lemon Juice - Lemonade
      $23.00
    • Nisha Express

      ​Kraken Spiced Rum - Creme De Cacao - Cherry Heering - Cherry Syrup - Espresso - Chocolate Bitters
      $23.00
    • Salted Caramel Espresso Martini

      Bacardi Oro - Baileys - Creme De Cacao - House Salted Caramel Syrup - Double Espresso
      $23.00
    • Plum Negroni

      Mezcal - Campari - Plum Liqueur
      $23.00
  • Softails

    • Apple Less Toddy

      ​Cloudy Apple Juice - Chamomile - Vanilla Sugar - Demerara Syrup - Fresh Lemon Juice - Dash Pimento​ Bitters
      $12.00
    • Berry Apple Punch

      Apple Juice - House Berry Coulis - Fresh Mint - Lemonade
      $12.00
    • Berry Tasty

      ​Cloudy Apple - Fresh Lemon - Strawberry Syrup - Cherry Syrup - Raspberry Coulis - Egg White (Vegan Option Available)
      $10.00
    • Blood Orange Delight

      Blood Orange Juice - Blood Orange Syrup - Fresh Lime Juice
      $12.00
    • Bloody Shame

      Tomato Juice - Fresh Lemon Juice - Worcestershire Sauce - Tabasco - Celery Bitters - Salt & Pepper
      $12.00
    • Cabana-Less

      ​Pineapple Juice - Orgeat - Fresh Lime Juice - Passionfruit Syrup​
      $10.00
    • Cranberry Spritz

      Cranberry Juice - Fresh Lime - Fresh Mint - Soda
      $10.00
    • Elderflower Blossom

      Cloudy Apple Juice - Elderflower Syrup - Lemonade
      $10.00
    • Himalayan Iced Tea

      Green Tea - Fresh Mint - Honey - Ginger Syrup - Fresh Lemon Juice
      $10.00
    • Iced Caramel Goodness

      Espresso - Oat Milk - Coconut Syrup - House Salted Caramel Syrup
      $12.00
    • Iced Chocolate Cow

      Espresso - Oat Milk - Coconut Syrup - Hersheys Chocolate Syrup
      $12.00
    • Mule-Less

      ​Cranberry Juice - Cloudy Apple - Ginger Syrup - Fresh Lime Juice - Bundaberg Ginger Beer​
      $10.00
    • Passionless

      Cloudy ​Apple Juice - Passionfruit Syrup - Fresh Lime Juice - Egg White​
      $10.00
    • Virgin Mojito

      Cloudy Apple Juice - Fresh Lime - Fresh Mint - Ginger Beer - Demerara Sugar
      $10.00
    • Watermelon Breeze

      Cloudy Apple - Watermelon Syrup - Fresh Lime - Fresh Mint Leaves - Bundaberg Ginger Beer
      $10.00
    • Patch Of Grass

      Cloudy Apple Juice - Fresh Cucumber - Elderflower Syrup - Fresh Mint
      $12.00
  • Cheese & Sharing

    • Toasted Flatbread With 3 Dips (Vegan Option)

      Toasted flatbread served with a Trio of House-made Seasonal Dips (Gluten-Free & Vegan Available)
      $15.00
    • Buttermilk Fried Chicken & Rustic Chips Or Salad Board

      Boneless Buttermilk Fried Chicken - Rosemary Salted Rustic Cut Chips or Choose to swap the Chips for our Garden Salad - served with House Chilli Mayo
      $29.00
    • Cheese Board For 2

      4 Award-winning cheeses from the Globally celebrated deli Bills Farm Please ask our wonderful staff for this week's list. - served with Lavosh, Waterthins, Quince, Smoked Almonds & accompaniments (Gluten-Free Crackers Available)
      $32.00
    • Charcuterie Board

      A Trio of Deli Meats. Please ask our wonderful staff for this week's list. - served with Dill Pickles, Toasted Flatbread, & Stuffed & Green Sicilian Olives
      $38.00
    • Grazing Board

      2x Deli Meats of your Choice 2x Award-winning Cheese's Please ask our wonderful staff for this week's list. - served with Smoked Sun-dried Tomatoes, Olives, Toasted Flatbread, Lavosh, Waterthin's, Smoked Almonds, Dill Pickles & Chutney
      $44.00
  • Tapas

    • Marinated Mixed Olives

      House Marinated Mixed Olives - topped with pickled Green Jalapeños and red Chillies Add Toasted Flatbread $5
      $10.00
    • Calamari

      Tender calamari, delicately coated with chickpea flour and quickly fried to perfection. Finished with our house-made chilli salt. Served alongside our lemongrass aioli. GF
      $18.00
    • Jamon Serrano Croquettes (3)

      Artisanal Spanish-style croquettes, lovingly crafted by hand. Accompanied by a flavourful herbed salsa verde and a velvety caramelised onion puree.
      $14.00
    • Buttermilk Fried Chicken

      Succulent boneless buttermilk fried chicken, perfectly crispy and golden. Complemented by our signature house-made chilli mayo, this dish will leave you craving more. Add Dill Pickles + $3 or Smashed Avocado + $3
      $19.00
    • House Falafel & Hummus (5)

      House Zaatar Spiced Chickpea Falafel, accompanied by the richness of Date Molasses and the tangy touch of Sumac. Presented on a bed of our House Hummus, perfectly complemented by toasted flatbread.
      $17.00
    • Sicilian Red Arancini (5)

      Delicious Sicilian Arancini, filled with gooey melted mozzarella and infused with marinara sauce, served on a bed of pesto aioli.
      $17.00
    • Twice Cooked Pork Hock

      Indulge in the irresistible and flavourful Twice-cooked Crispy Pork Hock, perfectly coated with a tantalising master stock caramel.
      $18.00
    • Mushroom Polenta Squares

      Exquisite polenta squares infused with enoki and shiitake mushrooms, complemented by our house-made beetroot balsamic relish.
      $18.00
  • Bao Tacos

    • Posh Fish Finger Bao (3)

      Panko-crumbed barramundi nestled in fluffy baos with crisp baby cos lettuce, house tartare sauce, and a sprinkle of fresh dill
      $18.00
    • Charred Tandoori Chicken Baos (3)

      Charred house-spiced tandoori chicken nestled in fluffy baos, with crisp baby cos lettuce, our house-made tzatziki, and fresh coriander.
      $18.00
    • Australian Prawn Baos (3)

      Australian prawns paired with a Japanese preserved plum mayonnaise dressing, nestled in fluffy baos, accompanied by curled spring onions and toasted sesame seeds.
      $18.00
    • Jerk Jackfruit Baos (3)

      House Jerk Jackfruit nestled in soft fluffy Baos, with crispy baby cos lettuce, garnished with thinly sliced fresh mango.
      $18.00
    • Bao Board (9)

      Choose from the enticing bao options listed above. You have the flexibility to select either one set of each bao, a combination of two of one kind and one of another, or simply enjoy a set of the same bao. Please note that each serving of bao comes in sets of three, ensuring you have plenty to savour and share.
      $45.00
  • Light Bites

    • Rustic Chips

      Rustic Chips served with our House Rosemary infused Salt & a side of House Chilli Mayo
      $12.00
    • House Coconut Cashews

      These candied coconut cashews are entirely addictive. They are so good that you'll not want to stop eating them.
      $8.00
  • Sweet Tooth

    • Vanilla Bean Doughnut Balls (5)

      Indulge in our house-made doughnut balls, freshly prepared to order and coated in our special house Vanilla sugar. Served with your choice of house-salted caramel or raspberry coulis
      $12.00
    • Couverture Chocolate Fudge Brownie

      Chocolate Fudge Brownie, made using Single-origin Ecuadorian Bittersweet Chocolate - served with Creme Chantilly & our House Raspberry Coulis
      $18.00
    • Coconut Delight (Vegan & GF)

      The tropical delight of our coconut cream vanilla bean ice cream. Generously sprinkled with our house-made coconut cashew dust, adding a delightful crunch and nutty sweetness. Finished with tangy passionfruit coulis drizzle.
      $12.00

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