The Soup Nazi Kitchen Menu

Which came first, which came first? Free range chicken, poached egg, potatoes, carrots, lentil, curry broth. What Jerry often had while growing up.

Well marbled slow cooked chuck served with coconut mashed potatoes, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies. A favorite of Seinfeld Bros.

Wild salmon, seasonal veggies, slow cooked bone broth.

Drink this to free your inner bitch, to be just like Elaine. Pineapple, mango, banana, orange.

Veggie curry broth, lentils, carrots, potatoes, and celery. Estelle's secret recipe.

Pickled beets, walnuts, parmesan. Sweet and sour.

Includes curry brown rice and beans, coconut mashed potatoes, at least three seasonal veggies, and 5-6 oz salmon. This was Susan's last meal before she died.

Slow baked, olive oil, sea salt.

Vegan and gluten-free, tastes just like conventional brownie. George likes it.

Double turmeric-ginger. What Kramer drinks after one of his nights out. Trust him, you'll feel better.

Pineapple, berries, orange, banana.

Which came first, which came first? Free range chicken, poached egg, potatoes, carrots, lentil, curry broth. What Jerry often had while growing up.

Veggie curry broth, lentils, carrots, potatoes, and celery. Estelle's secret recipe.

Wild salmon, seasonal veggies, slow cooked bone broth.

Plant protein, red and pinto beans, tomato, bell pepper, chili.

You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0' , 170 lb male = large.

Formerly known as Pineapple Penises. Pineapples shaped like cock. Cock that tastes like pineapple! Either way, you'll enjoy sucking on and biting them. Imagine Kramer's reaction when you give him one. How would Elaine suck on them?

Pineapple, berries, orange, banana.

Will this drink help you calm the fuck down? Kale , apple, pineapple, mango, orange, banana, almond milk.

Hacked in house young Thai coconut, juice and meat, a touch of banana and mango blended together. Not from bottle or frozen, this is fresh, how Jackie Chile likes it before trial.

Foodie porn novel you can read while you eat! Roxanne G. is trying to get her boyfriend -- Dummy Boy -- to tattoo her name on his penis. He doesn't want to do that. So Roxanne uses her womanly wiles to train Dummy Boy to do what he doesn't want to do -- go to a bookstore and hot yoga, eat sushi and dim sum, attend a symphony and bookreading...until he finally agrees to get the tattoo. She dumps him after he gets it, leaving him distraught and suicidal. Read this misandristic story to find out if Dummy Boy survives to show his penis to another woman.

Find out if you piss off the Soup Nazi. This book explains why what's typically considered as elegant and graceful, as good manners and fine taste, are actually signs of stupidity and depravity. You'll also learn how to eat soup the correct way, instead of the asshole way.

The Soup Nazi's collection of some of his recipes and the twisted thoughts behind them. The recipes cure weewee malfunctionitis, dumbfuckingitis, and heroin addiction. This book is so offensive that it was once banned on Amazon. Be prepared to be triggered.

Do you treat everyone with equal amounts of respect? Should you treat everyone with equal amounts of respect? If your answers are 'no,' read on. Do you have good manners, or good fucking manners? Have you ever thought that the manners you were taught are fucktarded? Do you not trust polite people? Wonder if there's a correct way to be mean? Want to remake yourself into a paragon of efficiency, transparency, and good fucking manners? Then this is the etiquette book for you! The Soup Nazi and his Head of Secret Police, Roxanne G., are back, angrier than ever and ready to impose their will on dipshits who oppose them.

Sounds gross but it's not. Raw carrot fiber bonded with raw honey, topped with ginger-lemon-almond frosting. Elaine would buy this and eat it while naked.

Vanilla inside.

Ice cream for dessert.

Filling salad made with kale, chickpeas, chicken, pineapple, pumpkin seeds, hemp seeds, carrot, and house made miso dressing.

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, curry dressing

Pineapple and other seasonal fruit in a cup.

If the Soup Nazi were French. Chicken liver pate made w/capers, wood ear mushrooms, coconut milk, cumin. Includes crackers to spread on.

8 oz. container. Sweet and crunchy.

75% cacao, bittersweet. Good for erections, in case you're sponge worthy.

No nitrites or nitrates added is why it's sponge worthy.

Slow baked, olive oil, sea salt.

Peanut butter protein bars. No preservatives.

Italian beef meatballs, coconut mashed potatoes, seasonal veggies, brown rice and beans. Frank's favorite, Estelle makes this to keep him calm and happy.

Three vegan sausage patties on coconut mashed potatoes, curry rice and beans, and at least 3 seasonal veggies.

Includes curry brown rice and beans, coconut mashed potatoes, at least three seasonal veggies, and 5-6 oz salmon. This was Susan's last meal before she died.

House seasoned free range chicken, curry brown rice and beans, coconut mashed potatoes, and seasonal veggies. A Jewish favorite.

Elaine's favorite. Pineapple and carrot. 24 oz, over ice. Sweet and refreshing, the opposite of Elaine's personality.

Beets, ginger, apple, celery, carrot, kale. Seinfeld's favorite.

Double turmeric-ginger. What Kramer drinks after one of his nights out. Trust him, you'll feel better.

Wonder what Newman's thinking when he gives Jerry the stink eye? Order this to find out how evil Newman is.