Burgers
- HamburgerSeven ounces of perfectly seasoned, lacy edged beef with our famous region sauce, relish, and onions on a grilled homestyle bun$9.95
- Single Cheeseburger7 ounces with region sauce, relish, and raw onions, named best burger in Chicago by Chicago Magazine!$10.95
- Diggity DosSame thing as the single cheeseburger but double the meat and cheese! Mistakenly called the "Diggity Dog" by many and "Diggity Do" by The Infatuation, it's great no matter what you call it!$17.95
- AnnihilationMassive 21 ounce triple cheeseburger that is guaranteed to ANNIHILATE any and all hunger!$25.00
- Regionette1/4 lb smaller version of our famous cheeseburger. Our "small" burger is bigger than most of the other joints' regular ones!$8.50
- Double RegionetteHungry for a double but not quite "diggity dos-level hungry?" This is for you! Comes with region sauce, relish and raw onions unless requested otherwise$10.95
- Patty Melttwo slices of buttered, griddled white toast with american chesse, a 3.5 ounce griddled patty, grilled onions, pickles, and a side of region sauce$10.50
- Veggie Burger$10.50
Sandwiches
- BLT$9.50
- Grilled Cheese$4.95
- Fried Egg SandwichFreshly cracked egg on your choice of white bread, white toast, or a hamburger bun.$4.95
Sides
- Small Friesfresh cut fries made in house daily, the best fries you'll ever have$3.75
- Basket Friesa larger portion of the best fries in the history of our planet$6.95
- Chilimade in house handcrafted chili, the winner of "best overall" at the flowers' 2016 super bowl party$6.25
- Onion RingsThese are sold out often for a reason. Handcrafted beer battered made in house onion rings, they will change your life. includes a side of region sauce$8.50
- Cheese Friesthe best cheese fries in the universe$4.75
- Chili Cheese Friesthe best chili cheese fries of all time$8.50
- Large Cheese Friesthe best large cheese fries in the universe$7.25
- Cheese Cupthe best cheese cup in the universe$1.50
- Fried PicklesHand-sliced, beer battered, made in house dill pickle spears-best in the universe. served with a side of ranch unless you prefer region sauce$8.50
Kids Meals-fries included
- Kids Chzburger$8.95
- Kids Grilled Chz$7.50
- Kids Hot Dog$7.50
All Beef Hot Dogs
- Chicago Dog$5.95
- Cheese Dog$5.95
- Chili Cheese Dog$7.50
- Bacon Cheddar Dog$7.50
- Jalapeno Dog$5.95
- Insane Dog$5.95
- Plain Hot Dog$4.95
- Kraut Dog$5.95
Drinks
- Bottled Water$1.95
- Chocolate Milk$3.50
- Milk$3.25
- Coke$2.50
- Diet Coke$2.50
- Lemonade$2.50
- Sprite$2.50
- Root Beer$2.50
- Lemon Iced Tea$2.50
- Orange Crush$2.50
- New! Green River12 oz. Glass Bottle$3.25
- Dr. Pepper$2.50
Shakes and Floats
- Chocolate Shake$7.75
- Vanilla Shake$7.75
- Root Beer Float$7.00
- Strawberry Shake$7.75
- Caramel Shake$7.75
- Black Cow$7.75
- Cookies And Cream Shake$7.75
- Coke Float$7.00
- Dreamsicle$7.75
- Cherry Shake$7.75
- Mint Chip$7.75
- Green River Shake$7.75
Sundaes
- Chocolate Sundae$4.95
- Caramel Sundae$4.95
- Strawberry Sundae$4.95
Ice Cream
- Single Scoop-Cup$4.00
- Single Scoop-Conesugar cone with your choice of vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, or cookies and cream ice cream, when available$4.00
