a huge portion of crispy corn tortilla chips, topped with meaty chili, melted cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream, and jalapeno peppers.
$9.99
Tenders & Fries
tasty all-white chicken with our famous fries and your choice of dipping sauces.
$8.29
Hot Wings
prime wings and drummies slathered in our secret sauce. let us know if you want it extra hot well smoke your ass.
$7.49
Hum Me Some Hummus
chickpeas, garlic, lemon, and olive oil make this a mediterranean favorite. served with flour and corn tortilla chips and green olives.
$7.49
Chili Cheese Fries
our seasoned fries clothed in chili, cheese and sour cream. add jalapenos if you dare.
$6.69
Sedona Chicken Egg Rolls
with a tasty mixture of beans, corn, onions, peppers and other vegetables.
$6.69
Piggie Fries
crispy fries smothered in our beercheese sauce and crumbles of crispy bacon, with ranch.
$6.69
Shrooms
theres a fungus among us, and its going in your mouth. tasty beer-battered mushrooms with creamy horseradish dip. deeeee-lish!
$5.99
Tickle Your Pickles
big thick spears of spiced dill pickles layered in beer batter and deep-fried. with ranch
$5.99
Guacamole & Chips
creamy haas avocados and just the right spices make this tangy dip the best around. served with ample amounts of fresh tortilla chips.
$5.99
Bikini Zucchini
rounds of the tasty gourd, beerbattered and fried up for ya, served with marinara and ranch.
$5.99
Mozzarella Alla Marinara
it just sounds so much sexier than hot fried cheese sticks with tomato sauce.
$5.99
Quesadillas
two big flour tortillas, stuffed with tons of melted cheese, served up with sour cream and salsa. add crispy or grilled chicken for just $2 more.
$5.99
Beer-Battered Onion Rings
coz everythings better with beer. big thick slices of sweet vidalia onions, swaddled and fried to golden perfection.
$4.99
Naked Fries
billy bob called em frainch-fried bataters. seasoned, and served with ranch, honey mustard or ketchup for keeping em decent. huge portion.
$4.49
Beer Cheese & Chips
mmmmmm. our famous beer cheese dip and a load of tortilla chips to dip in it.
$4.49
Soft Pretzels
two big hot salty pretzels served with sides of beer cheese and ranch to make em fun.
$3.99
Chips & Salsa
terrifically tangy tomato taste to.
$3.99
Salads
Chef Salad
crisp bacon and two kinds of cheese accompany lean turkey and deli ham, boiled eggs, onions and tomatoes on a garden bed.
$8.59
Rowdy Rooster Salad
chunks of crunchy breaded fried chicken and crisp bacon with shredded cheddar, onions and tomatoes on greens.
$8.59
The Tunamator
a big, yummy tomato, split in half and topped with two scoops of our famous uppity tuna.
$7.99
Skinny Chick Salad
grilled chicken breast, red onions and luscious tomatoes tossed over fancy lettuces.
$7.99
B.l.t. Salad
bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato. what more ya want?
$7.99
Sandwiches - Lipsmack Burger
Cardiac Arrest
clog those arteries! fried egg, bacon, swiss and american cheese and a side of mayo.
$9.99
Brokeback Mountain
two onion rings, barbecue sauce, bacon, grilled onions and cheddar-jack.
$9.99
Butt Burner
ay caramba! blackened, with hot sauce, jalapenos, salsa, cheddar-jack, sour cream on the side.
$9.99
American Stack
double american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and thousand island dressing.
$9.99
Blacque & Bleu
cajun blackening seasoning and bleu cheese dressing with lettuce and tomato.
$9.99
Chili Burger
drive-in style! open faced over texas toast, with chili, cheddar-jack and diced onions.
$9.99
The Continental
sophisticated and elegant, with guacamole, double swiss and grilled onions.
$9.99
Patti Melt
the classic, on texas toast with grilled onions, lean hamburger and loads of cheese.
$9.99
Sandwiches
Horseshoe
this midwest fave is open-face texas toast surrounded by a ring of fries and slathered in beer cheese. choose beef, turkey, ham or bacon-tomato.
$9.99
In Da Club
its tall! three pieces of texas toast, stuffed with deli ham, turkey, american, swiss, bacon, lettuce and tomato, and mayo on the side. for real, yall. huge.
$8.59
Cali Cobb Wrap
grilled all-white chicken nestled into a tasty flour tortilla with guacamole, tomato, bacon, onion, cheddar and bleu cheese dressing.
$8.59
Cordon Bleu
crispy chicken tenders, fried up and served on a bun with deli ham, swiss cheese and mayo.
$8.59
Buffalo Roadhouse
tenders in wing sauce with bleu cheese dressing, lettuce and onion on texas toast.
$7.99
Guac Gobbler
mmm. fresh guacamole dresses hot turkey piled high on a bun, with bacon and swiss cheese.
$7.99
Breakfast On A Bun
ham and eggs, baby! fried up right and smacked square on the buns, with two slices of american cheese, and tomato. wake up!
$7.99
Uppity Tuna Melt
tasty tuna salad made from fancy albacore, tangy balsamic mayo and our italian herbs and spices, layered with gooey cheese on grilled texas toast.
$6.99
Healthy Turkey Wrap
lots of deli turkey, lettuce, tomato and onion, in a tortilla. no fries: side salad for ya.
$6.99
Barbie-Cute Chick
all-white grilled chicken basted in barbecue sauce, on a bun, with lettuce and onions.
$6.99
Egg Sandwich
two fried eggs that will remind you of that skinny girl, with mayo on texas toast.
$6.29
B.l.t
a ton of bacon, thick tomato slices and a crispy iceberg lettuce with mayo on toast.
$6.29
Sweets
Bodacious Brownie Bites
deep fried brownie cubes, a la mode, with a chocolate swirl, or if you prefer, just powdered sugar. so good somebody will likely get slapped.
$3.59
Applicious Fritters
tasty little battered apple slices fried to a golden brown, with ice cream and caramel.
$3.59
Funnel Cake
like the carnival midway. served with raspberry or chocolate drizzle, or powdered sugar.
$3.59
The Little Sundae
three mini-scoops of vanilla ice cream, with a drizzle of chocolate, caramel or raspberry, and whipped cream (but only if you beg).