The Goose's Acre Menu

21 Waterway Ave, The Woodlands, TX 77380
  • Desserts

    • Guinness Ice Cream Brownie Sundae

      Guinness stout ice cream, Cadbury chocolate sauce, toffee pieces and whipped cream
      $7.00
    • Cheesecake

      A classic New York style cheesecake with graham cracker crust served with marinated fresh berries and whipped cream
      $8.00
    • Chocolate Layer Cake

      Colossal layer upon layer of dark moist chocolate cake, sandwiched with our silkiest smooth chocolate filling, pilled high with chunks of cake. Served with a glass of milk (warm or cold)
      $10.00
    • Irish Bread Pudding

      Housemade bread pudding, Jameson walnut sauce, vanilla ice cream
      $10.00
  • Kid's Menus

    • Shepherd's Pie

      $5.00
    • Pepperoni Pizza

      $5.00
    • Mini Cheese Burger

      Served with French fries
      $5.00
    • Macaroni & Cheese

      $5.00
    • Ball Park Hot Dog

      Served with French fries
      $5.00
    • Chicken Tenders

      Served with French fries and ranch dressing for dipping
      $5.00
    • Grilled Cheese Sandwich

      $5.00
  • Main

    • Deviled Eggs

      A twist on tradition, 5 deviled eggs topped with chicken fried chicken & bacon jam
      $11.00
    • Short Rib Poutine

      Goose's seasoned fries smothered in a rich, savory beef short rib ragu and curds of white Cheddar and scallions
      $10.00
    • Jumbo Soft Pretzel

      Warm salted pretzel served with Guinness mustard and house queso
      $10.00
    • Buffalo Popcorn Shrimp

      Fried popcorn shrimp tossed in Goose's hot buffalo sauce, sprinkled with blue cheese crumbles and chopped scallions
      $10.00
    • Fried Pickles & Jalapenos

      Sliced dill pickles & jalapenos tossed in our beer shiner bock beer batter and fried golden brown, served with chipotle ranch
      $8.00
    • Tuna Poke

      Towered marinated ahi tuna, smashed avocado, micro greens, served with honey sesame wonton chips
      $14.00
    • Irish Nachos

      Melted Irish Cheddar, crisp pepper bacon, chopped scallions & jalapeno slices atop fried sliced potatoes served with sour cream & fresh pico de gallo
      $10.00
    • Fried Mozzarella Sticks

      Fresh mozzarella hand-rolled & battered, then fried to a golden brown, with Goose's spicy marinara sauce
      $9.00
    • Irish Empanadas

      Five empanadas stuffed with your choice of chicken & leek, or shepherd's pie topped with herbed sour cream
      $9.00
    • Charcuterie Board

      Assorted cheeses with Genoa salami & olive tapenade
      $15.00
    • Goose's Signature Sampler

      Tastings of our Irish nachos, sun-dried tomato & artichoke dip, goose's hot wings, beer-battered onion rings & hummus
      $19.00
    • Oven-Baked Artichoke Dip

      With sun-dried tomatoes & Parmesan served with garlic bread, flatbreads & crackers
      $14.00
    • Hummus

      Creamy hummus with tahini, garlic & extra virgin olive oil, served with fresh veggies & flatbread
      $9.00
    • Flash Fried Calamari

      Flash fried & tossed with pepperoncini, cherry peppers & jalapenos served with lemon, spicy marinara & malt vinegar tartar sauce
      $14.00
    • Chips & Three Dips

      Fresh tortilla chips with house-made chili con queso, guacamole & salsa
      $13.00
    • Buffalo Style Chicken Wings

      Goose's hot, ginger teriyaki, habanero, or chipotle BBQ with celery, carrots & choice of ranch or bleu cheese
      $17.00
    • Country Chicken Salad

      A chopped salad of romaine lettuce, cherry tomato, bacon, Irish Cheddar, carrots, pickled red onion, roasted corn, scallion, candied walnuts and chopped fried chicken tenders, served with peppercorn ranch dressing on the side
      $16.00
    • Goose's Potato Leek Soup

      With crisp bacon, Irish Cheddar & scallions
    • Chef's Soup Of The Day

    • Goose's Acre Signature Salad

      Grilled chicken & mixed greens, sliced apples, seasonal berries, dates, goat cheese, toasted walnuts & cornbread croutons, served with apple cider vinaigrette dressing on the side
      $14.00
    • Seared Pepper Tuna Salad

      Pepper seared tuna on mixed greens with fresh cilantro, mango, cucumber, avocado, ponzu dressing & crispy wonton chips
      $16.00
    • Brown Derby Cobb Salad

      Chopped greens with turkey, crisp pepper bacon, tomatoes, avocado, hard-boiled eggs, scallions, Irish cheddar, crumbled Gorgonzola & almonds with your choice of dressing
      $14.00
    • Julia's Yankee Bean Chili

      With Irish Cheddar, red & green onions
    • Loaded House Salad

      Romaine & mixed greens topped with tomato, Irish Cheddar, pepper bacon, shredded carrots, toasted almonds & croutons, with your choice of dressing on the side
      $5.00
    • House Caesar Salad

      Chopped romaine hearts with Caesar dressing & garlic croutons
      $5.00
    • Bistro Filet Steak Salad

      Sliced tender certified Angus beef over mixed greens with grilled onions, hot cherry peppers, fresh tomato, crumbled Gorgonzola, ciabatta croutons & balsamic vinaigrette on the side
      $18.00
    • The Original Certified Angus Beef Burger

      100% certified Angus beef patty topped with Irish Cheddar, pepper bacon, BBQ sauce on the side and your choice of bun
      $16.00
    • Build Your Burger

      $12.00
    • Patty Melt

      Half-pound angus beef patty, sauteed grilled onions, melted swiss cheese and honey dijonnaise served on toasted rye bread
      $13.00
    • Goose's Signature Texas Wagyu

      Locally raised Texas Wagyu akaushi beef topped with melted brie, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions and white truffle aioli served on a brioche bun
      $19.00
    • The OMG Burger

      Half-pound blackened Angus beef patty with pepper bacon, blue cheese crumbles, jalapenos and fried onion rings with honey aioli & BBQ sauce
      $16.00
    • Classic Margherita

      Crushed san Marzano tomatoes, roasted tomatoes, mozzarella, Parmesan, fresh basil
      $9.00
    • Four Cheese

      Extra-virgin olive oil, mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, goat cheese, roasted garlic & oregano
      $14.00
    • Artichoke Dip Pizza

      Our famous artichoke dip as the base, topped with grilled chicken, sun-dried tomato, chopped scallions and fresh parsley
      $14.00
    • Enzo

      Our margherita base with pepperoni, Italian sausage, bacon, mozzarella & fresh oregano
      $15.00
    • Cheeseburger Pizza

      Our margherita base with certified Angus beef hamburger meat, crisp bacon, red onion, shredded mozzarella cheese, and sliced American cheese
      $13.00
    • BBQ Chicken Pizza

      Chipotle BBQ sauce as the base, topped with grilled chicken, red onion, Cheddar, Gouda & mozzarella cheese, topped with cilantro
      $14.00
    • Turkey Melt

      Oven roasted shaved turkey breast, avocado, pepper bacon, truffle aioli, melted Irish Cheddar
      $12.00
    • Goose's Acre Reuben

      Prepared in house daily, shaved corned beef brisket, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, Russian dressing, grilled & served on rye bread
      $15.00
    • Four Cheese Short Rib Grilled Sandwich

      Sharp Cheddar, Irish Cheddar, blue cheese and Swiss layered with slow roasted braised short rib and grilled to perfection on Texas toast
      $14.00
    • Grilled Chicken Pub Club Wrap

      Grilled chicken, crisp pepper bacon, sliced avocado, Irish Cheddar, lettuce, tomato & BBQ mayo all wrapped up in a spinach tortilla
      $13.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

      Batter-dipped fried chicken breast tossed in Goose's hot sauce, topped with sharp Cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion and peppercorn ranch
      $12.00
    • Atlantic Cod Fish & Chips

      Ale battered fresh Atlantic cod with seasoned fries, fresh apple coleslaw, malt vinegar tartar sauce & lemon
      $14.00
    • Whiskey-Soaked Braised Short Rib

      Irish whiskey braised beef short rib, sweet potato puree and sauteed vegetable blend
      $19.00
    • House Made Meatloaf

      Hearty meatloaf with a chipotle BBQ glaze, served with garlic mashed potatoes and sauteed green beans
      $14.00
    • Bang-Bang Shrimp Tacos

      Fried shrimp tossed in our bang-bang sweet & spicy sauce on fresh white corn tortillas with black bean & roasted corn pico with rice vinegar slaw
      $13.00
    • Espresso Rubbed Beef Tenderloin

      Certified Angus beef tenderloin specially seasoned, seared then grilled, served with seasonal vegetables, garlic whipped potatoes & a sun-dried tomato cream sauce
      $38.00
    • House Made Corned Beef & Cabbage

      Boiled & sliced corned certified Angus beef, boiled cabbage, red potatoes & carrots served with spicy brown mustard & fresh rye bread
      $18.00
    • Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese

      Cavatappi noodles tossed in a Cheddar & Parmesan sauce with tomatoes, scallions, & crumbled peppered bacon
      $15.00
    • Chicken Fried Chicken

      Hand battered chicken breast topped with pepper gravy served with garlic whipped potatoes & sauteed green beans
      $15.00
    • Wasabi & Pistachio Encrusted Ahi Tuna

      Sashimi-grade tuna seared rare, served with Asian vegetables, ginger soy & sticky jasmine rice
      $23.00
    • Fried Shrimp Platter

      Six jumbo shrimp butterflied and fried golden brown served atop a bed of onion strings, served with garlic Parmesan fries, apple coleslaw, cocktail and malt vinegar tartar sauce
      $16.00
    • Hearty Chicken Pot Pie

      Hearty pot pie mix with carrots, onions, celery and diced chicken topped with flaky biscuits
      $13.00
    • Four Finger Whiskey Glazed Pork Chop

      Jameson whiskey glazed double bone pork chop slow cooked and seared to perfection served with garlic whipped potatoes, roasted baby carrots and crispy brussels sprouts
      $31.00
    • Grilled Texas Rubbed Rib-Eye

      Thick cut 14 oz rib-eye steak served with garlic whipped potatoes, seasonal vegetables and topped with hand battered onion strings
      $38.00
    • Sirloin Shepherd's Pie

      Stout marinated braised sirloin with carrots, peas & onions, topped with garlic whipped potatoes
      $14.00
    • Chicken Tender Meal

      Hand-breaded chicken tenders served with garlic Parmesan fries, peppercorn ranch & stout honey mustard
      $16.00
    • Cedar Plank Atlantic Salmon

      Wood oven roasted on aromatic cedar, served with baby vegetables, roasted red potatoes & a lemon butter sauce
      $25.00
    • Parmesan Garlic Fries

      $5.00
    • Fresh Apple Coleslaw

      $4.00
    • Sweet Potato Fries

      $5.00
    • White Truffle Whipped Potatoes

      $6.00
    • Chili Cheese Fries

      $7.00
    • Wedge Fries

      $5.00
    • Hand Battered Onion Rings

      $5.00
    • Garlic Whipped Potatoes

      $5.00
    • Roasted Seasonal Vegetables

      $5.00
  • Drinks

    • Miller Lite

      $5.25
    • Bud Light

      $5.25
    • 512

      Seasonal
      $6.25
    • Coors Light

      $5.25
    • Dos XX Lager

      $6.25
    • Killian's Irish Red

      $6.25
    • Shiner Bock

      $6.25
    • Blue Moon

      $6.25
    • Cyclers Dom'E'stique Wit

      $6.25
    • Boddingtons

      $6.25
    • Karbach Hopadillo

      $6.25
    • Karbach Love Street

      $6.25
    • Deschutes Black Butte Porter

      $6.25
    • Saint Arnold Lawnmower

      $6.25
    • Southern Star Bombshell Blonde

      $6.25
    • Southern Star Southern Brunch

      $6.25
    • Southern Star Strawberry Blonde

      $6.25
    • Stella

      $6.25
    • Saint Arnold Cider

      $6.75
    • Guinness - Franziskaner

      $6.75
    • Buffalo Bayou Crush City IPA

      $6.75
    • New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Hazy IPA

      $6.75
    • Firestone Union Jack

      $7.25
    • Bass

      $7.25
    • Dog Fish Head 90 Minute

      $10.00
    • 11 Below Hipster Sauce IPA

      $10.00
    • Michelob Ultra

      $5.25
    • 8th Wonder Rocket Fuel

      $10.00
    • Ziegenbock

      $5.25
    • Eureka Heights Mini Boss IPA

      $10.00
    • American Tour

      $7.00
    • European Tour

      $7.00
    • Texas Tour

      $7.00
    • Black & Tan

      Guinness and bass
      $6.75
    • Snakebite

      Guinness and St. Arnold Cider
      $6.75
    • Bumble Bee

      Blue Moon and St. Arnold Cider
      $6.75
    • Dark Side Of The Moon

      Guinness and Blue Moon
      $6.75
    • Firemans 4

      Imported
      $5.75
    • No Label Hefe

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Full Sail IPA

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Smirnoff Ice

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Samuel Adams Boston Larger

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Saint Arnold Amber Ale

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Saint Arnold Elissa

      Imported
      $5.75
    • Modelo Especial

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Negra Modelo

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Dos XX Amber

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Guinness Blonde

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Corona Extra

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Corona Light

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • White Claw Black Cherry

      Imported
      $6.00
    • Angry Orchard Cider

      Imported
      $6.00
    • Peroni Nastro Azurro

      Domestic
      $6.50
    • Breckenridge Vanilla Porter

      Domestic
      $6.50
    • Pilsner Urquell

      Domestic
      $6.50
    • Omission Lager

      Domestic
      $6.50
    • Dale's Real Ale

      Domestic
      $6.50
    • Karbach Rodeo Clown

      Domestic
      $8.00
    • Red Stripe Lager

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Strongbow Gold

      Domestic
      $8.00
    • Three Philosophers

      Domestic
      $12.00
    • Heineken

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Chimay Roughe

      Domestic
      $18.00
    • Heineken Light

      Domestic
      $5.75
    • Saint Arnold 25th Anniversary Grand Cru

      Domestic
      $20.00
    • Budweiser

      Imported
      $4.50
    • Rolling Rock

      Imported
      $4.50
    • Kaliber N/A

      Imported
      $5.00
    • Michelob Gold

      Imported
      $5.50
    • Landshark Island Lager

      Imported
      $5.50
    • Amstrel XLight

      Imported
      $5.50
    • Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

      $5.50
    • Domestics

      $16.00
    • Imports

      $25.00
    • Mixed Bottles

      $20.00
    • Tropical Tea

      Malibu passion fruit, Malibu banana, Malibu coconut, pineapple juice and cranberry juice
    • Waterway Breeze

      Malibu coconut, three olives cherry, pineapple juice and a splash of cranberry juice
    • Citrus Mojito

      Bayou orange rum, Bacardi limon, muddled citrus fruits, simple syrup, club soda
    • Blueberry Lemonade

      Western son blueberry, lemonade
    • Moscow Mule

      Smirnoff vodka, simple syrup, lime juice, Goslings ginger beer
    • Irish Mule

      Bushmills Irish whiskey and Goslings ginger beer
    • Blood Orange Mimosa

      Wycliff sparkling wine, orange juice, Solerno blood orange liquor
    • The Refresher

      Crown royal, ginger ale, orange and lime squeeze
    • Lynchburg Lemonade

      Jack Daniels, triple sec, sweet and sour, lemon-lime soda
    • Spiked Pink Lemonade

      Ketel One citroe vodka, pineapple vodka, mint and fresh lemon juice filled with pink lemonade and a splash of lemon-lime soda
    • Waterway Punch

      Captain Morgan coconut, Potters 151, orange juice, pineapple juice, grenadine
    • Waterway Sangria

      Man Vintners cabernet, Christian Brothers brandy, orange liquor, simple syrup, lemon lime soda
    • Texas Mule

      Deep Eddy ruby red grapefruit, simple syrup, Goslings ginger beer
    • White Sangria

      Mezzacorona pinot grigio, peach vodka, garnished with orange wedge and cherry
    • Passion Punch

      Malibu passion fruit, cranberry juice and orange juice
    • The Woodlands Minty Lemon

      Crown Royal whisky, simple syrup, mint and fresh lemon juice
    • Raspberry Irish Press

      Bushmills Irish whiskey and raspberry liqueur topped with lemon-lime soda and club soda
    • Bushmills

      $18.00
    • Jameson Black Barrel

      $18.00
    • Redbreast

      $18.00
    • Tullamore Dew

      $18.00
    • Glenlivet

      $25.00
    • Chivas

      $25.00
    • Glenmorangie

      $25.00
    • Macallan

      $25.00
    • Caribbean Cosmo

      Captain Morgan coconut rum, Malibu mango rum with cranberry juice
      $8.50
    • Citrus Infused Pineapple Martini

      Pineapple infused vodka, simple syrup and fresh lime juice
      $8.50
    • Woo Woo Martini

      Ketel one vodka, peach, cranberry and a lemon twist
      $9.00
    • Tuaca Raspberry Lemondrop

      Tuaca, Ketel One Citroen, raspberry liqueur with a dash of sugar, and a squeeze of lemon
      $9.00
    • Godiva Chocolate Martini

      Smirnoff vanilla vodka, Godiva white chocolate liqueur, Godiva dark chocolate liqueur and chocolate syrup
      $9.00
    • Bellini Martini

      Smirnoff peach vodka and peach schnapps, topped with champagne
      $9.00
    • Red Goose Rita

      Jose Cuervo Especial silver tequila and watermelon pucker with sweet & sour and a splash of cranberry
      $8.50
    • Silver Goose Margarita

      Don Julio Blanco tequila, Cointreau, Grand Marnier, agave and sweet & sour
      $10.00
    • Emerald Isle Margarita

      Gold tequila, blue curacao and sweet & sour topped with melon liqueur
      $9.00
    • Frozen Coronaritas

      Frozen margarita with Coronita
    • Skinny Berry Lemonade

      Deep Eddy lemon vodka with blueberries and raspberries topped with club soda
      $8.50
    • Skinny Eddie Palmer

      Deep Eddy sweet tea and Deep Eddy lemon vodkas with water and a squeeze of lemon
      $8.00
    • Cucumber Water

      Cucumber lime vodka, club soda
      $7.00
    • Skinny Jito

      Bacardi limon and Malibu passion fruit rums with muddled oranges, lime and mint, topped with club soda
      $8.00
    • Alien Secretion

      Captain Morgan rum, Midori melon and pineapple juice
    • Cinnamon Toast

      Fireball whiskey and Rumchata
    • Irish Breakfast

      Jameson, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice topped with bacon
    • Nerd

      Smirnoff grape, watermelon pucker, sweet & sour and Sprite
    • Water Moccasin

      Crown royal, peach schnapps and sweet & sour
    • Star Freaker

      Crown, watermelon pucker, Red Bull
    • Goose Bump

      Smirnoff, melon liqueur, razzmatazz, sweet & sour and cranberry
    • Gingerbread

      Baileys, butterscotch schnapps, Goldschlager
    • Vegas Blast

      Crown Royal, peach schnapps and Captain Morgan with Red Bull
    • White Gummy Bear

      Pineapple infused vodka, peach schnapps and sweet & sour
    • Chocolate Mint

      Creme de menthe,Bailey's Irish cream and Kahlua
    • Pink Burst

      Smirnoff vodka, watermelon and sweet & sour
    • Domestic Buckets

      Available on Mondays. Bucket of 5
      $12.00
    • Bombs

      Available on Tuesdays. Excluding car bombs
      $5.00
    • Select Texas Beers And Spirits

      Available on Tuesdays
      $3.00
    • Half Price Bottles Of Wine

      Available on Tuesdays and Wednesdays
    • Chocolate Cake Shot

      Available on Wednesdays.
      $3.00
    • Starburst Shot

      Available on Wednesdays
      $3.00
    • Starfreakers

      Available on Wednesdays
      $5.00
    • BYO Mug

      Available on Wednesdays. BYO mug restrictions apply
      $6.00
    • Jello Shot

      Available on Thursdays
      $2.00
    • Baby Guinness Shot

      Available on Thursdays
      $4.00
    • Guinness

      Available on Thursdays
      $5.00
    • Rolling Rock Bottles

      Available on Fridays
      $3.00
    • Fireball Shot

      Available on Fridays
      $5.00
    • Rumpleminz Shot

      Available on Fridays
      $5.00
    • Goose Bump Shot

      Available on Fridays (3:00 pm to 6:00 pm)
      $5.00
    • Car Bombs

      Available on Saturdays (3:00 pm to 6:00 pm)
      $4.00
    • Gummy Bear Shot

      Available on Saturdays
      $5.00
    • Mimosa

      Available on Sundays
      $3.00
    • Bloody Mary

      Available on Sundays (all day)
      $3.00

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