The Funny Farm Restaurant Menu

3245 Stevens Creek Blvd, San Jose, CA 95117
  • Happy Endings!

    • OMG Cookies!

      Our fresh house baked cookies. Flavors change daily; Triple Chocolate Chunk, White Chocolate Macadamia, Recess PB Cup, Snickers, Brooklyn Blackout, Marshal Mathers...
      $4.00
    • The Bomb.com

      A pad of Devil's food cake is topped with fluffy, rich chocolate mousse, enrobed in dark chocolate ganache, and drizzled in white chocolate.
      $10.00
    • Razzle Dazzle Lemon Drop

      Layers of genoise cake, lemon curd, raspberry filling, vanilla butter cream, and white chocolate shavings.
      $10.00
    • Sticky Toffee Butter Cake

      Warm and gooey butter toffee cake, drizzled with warm caramel sauce and a side of Vanilla ice cream.
      $12.00
    • Peanut Butter Blast Off

      Rich layers of peanut butter mousse with milk chocolate and dark chocolate, topped with a layer of ganache and chunks of brownie and Recess Peanut butter chips.
      $10.00
    • Wizard Of Oz Cake

      Moist, multicolor layers of vanilla cake with Italian buttercream and candy sprinkles.
      $10.00
    • Pineapple Express Cake

      A buttery brown sugar cake topped with a caramelized pineapple ring and creamy vanilla ice cream. Simply warm up the cake and take a ride on the Pineapple Express!
      $10.00
    • Red Velvet Revolver

      Alternating layers of red velvet cake and cream cheese frosting make this a super dreamy experience! A chunk of dark Belgian chocolate adorns the top. Do you eat that first or save it for last?
      $10.00
    • Lightning Lemon Bar

      This tart, tangy, buttery, and creamy Myer lemon bar is sure to transport you right back to Grandma's kitchen!
      $6.00
  • Melts

    • The Firebird

      Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, with our sweet onion chipotle sauce and tangy pepper spread, on grilled sourdough bread.
      $15.00
    • The Wonderbird

      Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, tomato slices on grilled sourdough bread.
      $15.00
    • El Jeffe

      Shredded mojo pork, shaved black forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard and pickles, on grilled, thick cut brioche.
      $16.00
    • Angus Beef Patty Melt

      One third pound Angus beef patty, seasoned and grilled on the flat top. American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce.
      $15.89
    • Philly Cheese Steak Melt

      Thinly shaved beef, American and provolone cheeses, grilled onions and peppers and our house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.
      $16.00
    • Grilled 6-Cheese Melt

      Sourdough bread grilled delicious golden brown in our buttery Parmesan Cheddar Jack spread, stuffed with gooey American, Provolone and Swiss cheeses and served with a side of pure maple syrup for your dipping pleasure!
      $11.89
    • IMPOSSIBLE Patty Melt

      Veggie version of the Patty melt, our 1/4lb IMPOSSIBLE plant based patty is seasoned and grilled on the flat top with American cheese, grilled onion and funny farm sauce. Stuffed into our grilled golden brioche toast.
      $19.00
    • The Mother Clucker

      It's a grilled cheese stuffed with 2 fried eggs, Black Forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.
      $16.00
    • MEGAMelt

      This gooey monster features our grilled golden brioche toast, stuffed with tons of American cheese, and fried mac n cheese! served with some pure dark maple syrup on the side for dipping!
      $14.40
  • Snax

    • Chicken Wing-A-Lings (6 Pieces)

      Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose one flavor: buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet chili.
      $9.89
    • Chicken Wing-A-Lings (12 Pieces)

      Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose up to two flavors: buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet chili.
      $15.69
    • Chicken Wing-A-Lings (24 Pieces)

      Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose up to three flavors: buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet chili.
      $26.98
    • Fully Loaded Tots

      A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, sour cream and thin cut scallions.
      $12.00
    • Steak Cut French Fries

      Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!
      $7.49
    • Stinky Fries

      Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.
      $9.00
    • Lil' Peckers

      Delicious Golden Brown(DGB) Chicken breast tenders. Served with Ranch dressing for your dipping pleasure!
      $12.00
    • Every Day We Trufflin'

      Golden brown delicious steak cut fries, seasoned to perfection then tossed in our black truffle oil, parsley, and shaved parmesan cheese.
      $12.00
  • Burgers

    • Philly Burger

      A third pound Angus beef patty, char broiled and topped with American cheese, shaved philly steak, grilled onions and peppers, and provolone. All on a buttery brioche roll with the classic Funny Farm burger setup!
      $16.98
    • Cowboy Burger

      A third pound Angus beef patty, chopped pulled pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles, with funny farm sauce.
      $16.98
    • Impossible Burger

      The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. Eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless! Served fully dressed on our brioche roll, with American cheese and grilled onions.
      $18.98
    • The Farmburger

      Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
      $14.89
    • The Frenchie

      Fried white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved Black Forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mayo, on a grilled brioche roll.
      $14.89
    • The UFO Burger

      As seen on MAN v FOOD! This famous burger is 2 quarter pound patties, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, pepper Jack, monkey sauce, jalapeno poppers, and a crispy cheese frico w/ lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion It’s OUTTA THIS WORLD!
      $17.69
    • Truffle Shuffle

      Our toasted brioche roll is dressed with Funny Farm burger sauce, then topped with our fresh Angus beef patty. Gooey Swiss cheese melted on top, and its then buried in a pile of white truffle grilled mushrooms, and crispy bacon. No burger produce on this one.
      $16.95
    • MEGA-Burger

      Two char-broiled 1/4lb Angus patties, with 4 slices of gooey American cheese, Funny Farm Sauce, pickles, and fried Mac'n Cheese, all piled on a buttery, toasted brioche roll.
      $16.95
    • City Slicker

      Our fresh Angus beef 1/3 lb. patty char-grilled and loaded onto Parmesan sourdough bread, with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and Funny Farm sauce.
      $14.89
    • Get Shorty

      Our fresh Angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!
      $18.00
  • Reettos

    • Monte Cristo

      Sous Vide Turkey Breast, Black forest ham, Bacon and Swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and deep fried Chimichanga style. Served with Powdered Sugar and grape jelly.
      $16.00
    • Fried Chicken BLT Reeto

      Fried chicken tenders, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing, cheddar and jack cheese.
      $15.89
    • Pork-A-Saurus Rex

      Pulled pork, shaved black forest ham, crispy bacon, jack & cheddar cheese, tots, BBQ Sauce! How do you eat a dinosaur? One bite at a time!!
      $17.00
    • Burger Reeto

      Angus beef patties, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, red onion, steak fries and Funny Farm sauce, all wrapped up Reeto style!
      $14.89
    • The Early Bird

      Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, jack and cheddar cheeses, tater tots, and salsa. Buenos Dias!
      $13.89
  • Refreshments

    • Bottled Water

      $3.00
    • Unsweetened Iced Tea

      $3.00
    • Flavored Sparkling Water

      $3.00
  • Poutine (Say Poo-Teen)

    • Philly Steak Poutine

      Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with thin sliced Philly beef steak, grilled onions, peppers, and provolone cheese!
      $16.00
    • Bacon Cheeseburger Poutine

      Our classic poutine is topped with a chopped bacon cheeseburger, pickles, and Funny Farm Sauce! Now you can have everything you wanted in one dish!
      $15.00
    • Beef Short Rib Poutine

      Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with boneless beef short rib, and crispy onion strings!
      $15.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Poutine

      Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with chunks of melty cheese and drowned in classic poutine sauce, then topped with boneless buffalo chicken, blue cheese, and crunchy celery.
      $14.00
    • Classic Poutine

      Our signature steak cut fries, tossed with melty white cheddar cheese curds, and drowned in classic poutine sauce!!
      $12.00
    • Notorious P.I.G

      Big, chunky steak fries, perfectly seasoned and flooded with our famous gravy blend and cheese curds. Then we top the whole thing with pulled pork, house made BBQ rib meat, and crisp bacon. A little drizzle of BBQ sauce and a sprinkling of thinly sliced scallions finishes this BBQ masterpiece!
      $16.00
  • Seasonal Items

    • Patti Cake Rum Cakes

      A GIANT boozy cake that is both baked with Rum and glazed with Rum! 2 full cups in every cake! The only cake that requires a designated driver!!!
      $27.00

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