The Chicago Diner, Lakeview Menu

4.7

(3,075+ Reviews)

$Diner, Brunch, Vegan

Appetizers
- STROGANOFF POUTINE
  Hand-cut fries* topped with tempeh, mushroom stroganoff, diced tomatoes and green onions. GF
  $15.00
- ONION RINGS
  $9.00
- BUFFALO WINGS
  Breaded seitan strips tossed in our special recipe Buffalo sauce served with ranch, and celery.
  $13.00
- BBQ WINGS
  Breaded seitan strips tossed in a sweet and savory BBQ sauce served with ranch, and celery.
  $13.00
- THAI CHILI WINGS
  Spicy chili-lime marinade, Sriracha-ranch, and sesame seeds.
  $13.00
- NAKED WINGS
  $12.00
- SPICY CHICKEN QUESADILLAS
  Extra large flour tortilla stuffed with our spicy crispy chicken-style seitan, sautéed onions & bell peppers and vegan or dairy cheese. Served with salsa fresca & sour cream.
  $14.00
- CHIPS* & GUACAMOLE GF
  House-made salsa cruda, guacamole, and tortilla chips*.
  $10.00
- LARGE HAND CUT FRIES* GF
  $6.00
- LARGE SWEET POTATO FRIES* GF
  $6.00
- LARGE WAFFLE FRIES* GF
  $7.00
- NACHOS
  Seitan chorizo, black beans, tomato, onion, jalapeño, guacamole, vegan sour cream, house-made nacho cheese, chips*, and salsa. GF option avail.
  $12.50
- POUTINE
  Hand-cut fries*, house-made creamy cheddar cheese sauce, gravy, and green onions.
  $13.00
- SMALL HAND CUT FRIES* GF
  $4.00
- SMALL SWEET POTATO FRIES* GF
  $4.00
- SMALL WAFFLE FRIES* GF
  $5.00
- SPINACH ARTICHOKE DIP
  Everyone’s favorite party food! Our creamy, spinach artichoke dip is served with toasted ciabatta crostini. GF option avail.
  $11.00
Brunch
- 1 CINNAMON ROLL
  NOW available all day! Our cinnamon rolls are served a la carte. House-made with frosted swirl topping.
  $4.50
- 2 CINNAMON ROLLS
  NOW available all day! Our cinnamon rolls are served a la carte. House-made with frosted swirl topping.
  $7.00
- BISCUIT & SAUSAGE GRAVY
  House-made herb biscuit and sausage-style seitan gravy.
  $9.00
- CHILAQUILES* GF
  Spicy tomatillo salsa tossed with tortilla chips* and scrambled tofu or egg. Topped with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, and green onion. Served with refried beans and Mexican rice.
  $15.00
- CINNAMON ROLL FRENCH TOAST
  French toasted cinnamon roll, strawberry coulis, potato hash*, and bacon-style seitan.
  $13.00
- POTATO TEMPEH HASH
  Crumbled tempeh, sliced potato, roasted red peppers, onions seasoned with crushed red pepper & fennel seed. Served with biscuit & gravy & choice of scrambled tofu or eggs.**
  $16.00
- SCRAMBLED TOFU DELUXE GF
  House recipe scrambled tofu, sautéed cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, and kale. Served with seasoned quinoa. GF
  $14.00
- COUNTRY BENEDICT
  Fried tofu or eggs**, herb biscuit, sautéed spinach, mushrooms, tomato, onion (no substitutions), and seitan sausage gravy.
  $14.00
- BREAKFAST COMBO
  Scrambled tofu or 2 eggs**, potato hash*, bacon-style seitan, your choice of French toast, pancake, or toast. Served with fruit garnish.
  $15.00
- MEXICANA BOWL* GF
  Eggs** or scrambled tofu, tomato, onion, jalapeño, guacamole, cilantro, cheese, Mexican rice, black beans, and salsa.
  $14.00
- TALL STACK PANCAKES
  3 light and fluffy pancakes.
  $11.00
- MONTE CRISTO
  French toast sandwich, vegan or dairy cheese, fried tofu or egg**, bacon-style seitan, Creole mustard, and potato hash.
  $15.00
- STEAK & EGGS
  Country-fried seitan steak, gravy, scrambled tofu or egg**, and potato hash*.
  $18.00
- CAGE FREE OMELET
  Served with potato hash* and toast. Choose 3 ingredients: tomato, onions, bell pepper, spinach, mushroom, bacon- or chorizo-style seitan, Daiya® vegan cheese, Swiss, or Monterey Jack. GF option avail.
  $15.00
- BUILD-A-BRUNCH
  Build your own brunch by selecting your favorite brunch items
Gluten Friendly Brunch
- CHILAQUILES* GF
  Spicy tomatillo salsa tossed with tortilla chips* and scrambled tofu or egg. Topped with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, and green onion. Served with refried beans and Mexican rice.
  $15.00
- GF CAGE-FREE OMELET
  With hash*, fruit garnish, and 2 gluten free toast. Choose 3: tomato, onion, peppers, spinach, mushroom, Swiss, Monterey Jack, vegan cheese.
  $17.00
- MEXICANA BOWL* GF
  Eggs** or scrambled tofu, tomato, onion, jalapeño, guacamole, cilantro, cheese, Mexican rice, black beans, and salsa.
  $14.00
- SCRAMBLED TOFU DELUXE GF
  House recipe scrambled tofu, sautéed cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, and kale. Served with seasoned quinoa. GF
  $14.00
- GF BUILD A BRUNCH
  Build your own brunch by selecting your favorite brunch items
Soup & Salads
- GYROS SALAD
  Romaine lettuce, red onions, house-made vegan feta cheese, pita crisps, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, & gyro-style seitan, tossed with our own tzatziki dressing.
  $15.00
- SOUP OF THE DAY - Cup
  $4.00
- SOUP OF THE DAY -Bowl
  $6.00
- Soup w/Entree
  $3.00
- QUINOA CHILI CUP
  Our chili is topped with one jalapeño corn fritters*.
  $6.00
- QUINOA CHILI BOWL
  Served with two jalapeño corn fritters*. GF
  $12.00
- GARDEN SALAD GF
  Salad mix, tomato, cucumber, sprouts, and beets.
  $8.00
- CAESAR SALAD
  Romaine tossed in vegan Caesar, artichoke hearts, sundried tomato, croutons, choice of spicy or crispy chicken-style seitan, or grilled tempeh strips. GF option avail.
  $15.00
- CHICKEN RANCH SALAD
  BBQ or Buffalo-style seitan, ranch tossed salad mix, tomato, onion, bell pepper, and cucumber. GF option avail.
  $15.00
- TACO SALAD
  Southwest dressed salad mix, tomato, onion, corn, black beans, cheese, jalapeño, chorizo-style seitan, tortilla chips*, avocado, & vegan sour cream. GF option avail.
  $15.00
- SIDE SALAD GF
  $4.00
Burgers & Sandwiches
Chargrilled seitan and tofu patty, topped with caramelized onions, Thousand Island, & vegan or dairy cheese. Served with sandwich side choice & pickle spear.
- JIBARITO PO' BOY
  Thick-cut grilled seitan, fried plantains, lettuce, onion, tomato, and creole mustard on French bread. Served with your choice of side.
  $17.00
- SMOKED TOFU CLUB
  A double decker club with thinly sliced smoked tofu, seitan bacon, lettuce, tomato, and house-made vegan mayo. Served with your choice of side and pickle.
  $16.00
- CAJUN BLACK BEAN BURGER
  Black bean patty, sautéed onion, mushroom, spinach, tomato, fried jalapeño, house-made creamy cheddar, cheese sauce and Creole mustard.
  $17.50
- BUDDHA'S KARMA BURGER
  Curried sweet potato-tofu patty, grilled pineapple, sprouts, onion, and chimichurri sauce. GF option avail.
  $17.00
- THE RADICAL REUBEN™️
  Corned beef seitan, onions, peppers, sauerkraut, vegan or dairy cheese, Thousand Island, on marbled rye.
  $18.00
- PORTABELLO TRUFFLE MELT
  Marinated mushrooms, arugula, tomato, onion, white truffle aioli, and your choice of cheese, on ciabatta. GF option avail.
  $18.00
- S.U.V. (STRAIGHT UP VEGGIE)
  Toasted whole grain bread with melted vegan or dairy cheese, avocado, sprouts, tomato, onion, lettuce, and Creole mustard. GF option avail.
  $14.00
- SPICY CRISPY CHICKEN
  Spicy breaded chicken-style seitan, ranch, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, on a wheat bun.
  $16.00
- CUBAN SANDWICH
  Grilled marinated seitan, fried yucca root chips*, peperoncini, melted cheese, mayo, and mustard on crunchy ciabatta bread.
  $16.00
- GYROS
  Pita bread, sliced seitan, onion, tomato, lettuce, and tzatziki.
  $15.00
Entrées
- FISH 'N CHIPS
  Beer battered seitan & tofu strips served with hand cut chips, creamy coleslaw & tartar sauce.
  $18.00
- CHICKEN PARMESAN
  Breaded chicken-style seitan patty smothered in marinara & topped with mozzarella cheese. Served with linguine marinara & garlic bread.
  $18.00
- GF ENCHILADAS MOLE NEGRO
  Enchiladas filled with butternut squash, cremini mushroom, caramalized onions, covered in savory mole negro, and your choice of cheese. Comes with rice and frijoles refritos, lettuce, and tomato.
  $18.00
- MUSHROOM RISOTTO
  Creamy arborio rice cooked with Mushrooms, fresh herbs & grilled SWAP® Chicken. GF
  $18.00
- TRUFFLE MUSHROOM LENTIL LOAF GF
  A soul-warming blend of mushroom and lentil casserole topped with a white truffle mushroom sauce. Served with sautéed vegetables and roasted potatoes. GF
  $19.00
- COUNTRY FRIED STEAK
  Battered seitan filet, country gravy, mashed potato, and sautéed veggies.
  $18.00
- PIEROGI QUIESADILLA
  Sauerkraut, mashed potato, green onion, Daiya® cheddar, mushroom, tomato basil tortilla, and dill sour cream.
  $14.00
- THAI BASIL STIR-FRY GF
  Tofu or tempeh, brown rice, veggie mix, in a spicy Thai garlic sauce with fresh basil, garnished with sesame seeds (can be made mild by request). GF
  $17.00
- THE SOUL BOWL GF
  Grilled tempeh strips or blackened or scrambled tofu, quinoa, flashed greens, mashed sweet potato, black beans, chimichurri. GF
  $16.00
- AVOCADO TOSTADAS
  Black beans, quinoa, onion, bell pepper, lettuce, tomato, and avocado on a corn tortilla. Served with chimichurri. GF
  $15.00
- QUINOA CHILI BOWL
  Served with two jalapeño corn fritters*. GF
  $12.00
- SCRAMBLED TOFU DELUXE GF
  House recipe scrambled tofu, sautéed cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, and kale. Served with seasoned quinoa. GF
  $14.00
- SPICY CHICKEN QUESADILLAS
  Extra large flour tortilla stuffed with our spicy crispy chicken-style seitan, sautéed onions & bell peppers and vegan or dairy cheese. Served with salsa fresca & sour cream.
  $14.00
Gluten Friendly
- TURTLE CHEESECAKE GF
  $9.50
- GF STROGANOFF POUTINE
  Hand-cut fries topped with tempeh, mushroom stroganoff, and green onions. GF
  $15.00
- GF ENCHILADAS MOLE NEGRO
  Enchiladas filled with butternut squash, cremini mushroom, caramalized onions, covered in savory mole negro, and your choice of cheese. Comes with rice and frijoles refritos, lettuce, and tomato.
  $18.00
- MUSHROOM RISOTTO
  Creamy arborio rice cooked with Mushrooms, fresh herbs & grilled SWAP® Chicken. GF
  $18.00
- GF AVOCADO TOSTADAS
  Black beans, quinoa, grilled onions and peppers, lettuce, tomato, and avocado slices on corn tortillas with chimichurri.
  $15.00
- THE SOUL BOWL GF
  Grilled tempeh strips or blackened or scrambled tofu, quinoa, flashed greens, mashed sweet potato, black beans, chimichurri. GF
  $16.00
- THAI BASIL STIR-FRY GF
  Tofu or tempeh, brown rice, veggie mix, in a spicy Thai garlic sauce with fresh basil, garnished with sesame seeds (can be made mild by request). GF
  $17.00
- GF PORTABELLA TRUFFLE MELT
  Marinated mushrooms, arugula, tomato, onion, white truffle aioli, and your choice of cheese on gluten free bread.
  $20.00
- GF S.U.V. (STRAIGHT UP VEGGIE)
  Toasted gluten-free bread with melted vegan or dairy cheese, avocado, sprouts, tomato, onion, lettuce, and Creole mustard.
  $16.00
- GF BUDDHA'S KARMA BURGER
  Curried sweet potato-tofu burger with a gluten-free bun with chimichurri sauce, grilled pineapple, sprouts, and sliced onion.
  $19.00
- TRUFFLE MUSHROOM LENTIL LOAF GF
  A soul-warming blend of mushroom and lentil casserole topped with a white truffle mushroom sauce. Served with sautéed vegetables and roasted potatoes. GF
  $19.00
- GF QUINOA CHILI BOWL
  Spicy vegetable bean chili with cumin, chipotle peppers, and quinoa, with jalapeño corn fritters*.
  $12.00
- GF TACO SALAD
  Mixed greens tossed in Southwest spice dressing with tomato, onion, corn, black beans, cheese, jalapeño, avocado, sour cream, and tortilla chips*.
  $15.00
- GF QUINOA CHILI CUP
  Spicy vegetable bean chili with cumin, chipotle peppers, and quinoa, with jalapeño corn fritters*.
  $5.00
- CHIPS* & GUACAMOLE GF
  House-made salsa cruda, guacamole, and tortilla chips*.
  $10.00
- GF NACHOS
  Chips*, beans, tomato, onion, cheese, guacamole, jalapeño, sour cream, and salsa.
  $12.50
- GARDEN SALAD GF
  Salad mix, tomato, cucumber, sprouts, and beets.
  $8.00
- GF CAESAR SALAD
  Caesar tossed romaine, grilled artichoke, sundried tomato, with grilled tempeh.
  $15.00
- SCRAMBLED TOFU DELUXE GF
  House recipe scrambled tofu, sautéed cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, and kale. Served with seasoned quinoa. GF
  $14.00
- GF SPINACH ARTICHOKE DIP*
  Everyone’s favorite party food! Our creamy, spinach artichoke dip is served with tortilla chips*.
  $11.00
- GF CHICKEN RANCH SALAD
  BBQ or Buffalo tempeh, ranch tossed salad mix, tomato, onion, bell pepper, and cucumber.
  $15.00
- SMALL WAFFLE FRIES* GF
  $5.00
- LARGE WAFFLE FRIES* GF
  $7.00
- LARGE HAND CUT FRIES* GF
  $6.00
- SMALL HAND CUT FRIES* GF
  $4.00
- LARGE SWEET POTATO FRIES* GF
  $6.00
- SMALL SWEET POTATO FRIES* GF
  $4.00
- YUCCA CHIPS* GF
  $3.50
- SAUTÉED VEGETABLES GF
  $4.00
- STEAMED VEGETABLES GF
  $4.00
- GARLIC GINGER FLASHED GREENS GF
  $4.00
- $ Guacamole 2oz
  $2.00
- $ Guacamole 4oz
  $4.00
- GF BREAD
  $3.00
- MASHED POTATO w/o gravy GF
  $3.50
- JALAPEÑO CORN FRITTER* GF
  $0.75
- GF BUN
  $3.00
- CHIPS* & SALSA GF
  $3.00
- SIDE SALAD GF
  $4.00
Shakes
- SMALL SHAKE
  Best Vegan Nosh Winner, Chicago Reader. All shakes are scooped by hand and blended to order. Thank you for your patience.
  $8.25
- LARGE SHAKE
  Best Vegan Nosh Winner, Chicago Reader. All shakes are scooped by hand and blended to order. Thank you for your patience.
  $9.75
Cold Drinks
- LAVENDER LEMONADE CRAFT SODA
  $6.00
- LEMONADE
  $3.50
- ICED RISHI®️ CHAI LATTE
  $4.50
- GINGER ALE - BOYLAN BTLNG CO.
  $4.00
- BLACK CHERRY SODA - BOYLAN BTLNG CO.
  $4.00
- CREAM SODA - BOYLAN BTLNG CO.
  $4.00
- COLA - BOYLAN BTLNG CO.
  $4.00
- DIET COKE
  $3.00
- ICED - COFFEE - COLUMBIA ST. ROASTERY
  $4.50
- ICED PEACH BLACK TEA - COLUMBIA ST. ROASTERY
  $3.50
- LA CROIX®️ SPARKLING WATER
  $3.00
- ORANGE JUICE
  $4.00
- TONIC WATER
  $3.00
- GINGER BEER
  $3.00
- ARNOLD PALMER
  $3.50
- CRANBERRY JUICE
  $3.00
Hot Drinks
- DECAF COFFEE - COLUMBIA ST. ROASTERY
  $4.00
- COFFEE - COLUMBIA ST. ROASTERY
  $4.00
- RISHI®️ CHAI LATTE
  $5.00
- HOT CHOCOLATE
  $5.00
- HOT TEA
  $4.00
Desserts
- TURTLE CHEESECAKE GF
  $9.50
- LEMON COCONUT CAKE
  Layers of bright lemon cake with lemon cream filling, topped with whipped cream & toasted coconut.
  $8.50
- BANANA SPLIT
  Fresh banana hugs three scoops of ice creams including vanilla, chocolate, and cookie dough. We then top it with chocolate ganache, chocolate chips, whipped topping, and Luxardo® brand cherries.
  $11.00
- S'MORES BROWNIE SUNDAE
  $11.00
- S'Brownie ALA CARTE
  $8.00
- COCOA MOUSSE CAKE
  $8.50
- CARROT CAKE
  $8.50
- DONNIE'S PEANUT BUTTER PUCK
  $6.50
- 1 CINNAMON ROLL
  NOW available all day! Our cinnamon rolls are served a la carte. House-made with frosted swirl topping.
  $4.50
- 2 CINNAMON ROLLS
  NOW available all day! Our cinnamon rolls are served a la carte. House-made with frosted swirl topping.
  $7.00
- 1 Scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
  $3.00
- 1 Scoop Chocolate Ice Cream
  $3.00
- 1 Scoop Cookie Dough Ice Cream
  $3.00
Kids Items
- KIDS GRILLED CHEESE
  Whole grain bread with choice of vegan or dairy cheese. Served with steamed green beans.
  $8.00
- KIDS CHICKEN FINGERS
  Crispy chicken-style seitan fingers & steamed green beans. Choice of BBQ or ranch dipping sauce!
  $8.00
- KIDS QUESADILLA
  Two corn tortillas with choice of vegan or dairy cheese. Served with steamed green beans an salsa fresca.
  $8.00
- MAC 'N CHEESE SMALL
  $5.00
- MAC 'N CHEESE LARGE
  $7.50
- ICE CREAM SUNDAE
  $7.00
Sauce
- $ Extra 100% Pure Maple Syrup
  $1.00
- $ 1000 Island
  $1.00
- $ Balsamic Vinaigrette
  $1.00
- $ BBQ Sauce
  $1.00
- $ Buffalo Sauce
  $1.00
- $ Caesar Dressing
  $1.00
- $ Chimichurri
  $1.00
- $ Chipotle Fire
  $1.00
- $ Country Gravy 4oz
  $2.00
- $ Creole Mustard
  $1.00
- $ Dill Sour Crème
  $1.00
- $ Guacamole 2oz
  $2.00
- $ Guacamole 4oz
  $4.00
- $ Mushroom Gravy 4oz
  $2.00
- $ Mustard-Mayo
  $1.00
- $ Ranch
  $1.00
- $ Salsa
  $1.10
- $ Sour Crème
  $1.00
- $ South West Spice
  $1.00
- $ Sriracha Ranch
  $1.00
- $ Strawberry Coulis
  $1.00
- $ Thai Chili Sauce
  $1.00
- $ Truffle Aoli
  $1.50
- $ Tzatziki
  $1.00
- $ Vegan Mayo
  $1.00
- Pesto
  $1.00
Cheese
- $ Dairy - Monterey Jack
  $2.00
- $ Dairy - Swiss
  $2.00
- $ Vegan - Daiya Cheddar
  $2.00
- $ Vegan - Daiya Mozzarella
  $2.00
- $ Vegan - Creamy Cheddar
  $2.00
- $ Vegan - Teese Mozzarella
  $2.00
- Dairy - Feta
  $2.00
Sides
- BLACK BEANS
  $4.00
- GARLIC GINGER FLASHED GREENS GF
  $4.00
- JALAPEÑO CORN FRITTER* GF
  $0.75
- MAC 'N CHEESE LARGE
  $7.50
- MAC 'N CHEESE SMALL
  $5.00
- MASHED POTATO & GRAVY
  $3.50
- SIDE OF BREAD
  $1.00
- SOFT TORTILLA
  $1.00
- PESTO SAUTEED VEGGIES
  $4.00
- STEAMED VEGETABLES GF
  $4.00
- YUCCA CHIPS* GF
  $3.50
- BROWN RICE
  $4.00
- FRIJOLES
  $4.00
- MEXICAN RICE
  $4.00
- MASHED SWEET POTATO
  $4.00
- TORTILLA CHIPS* GF
  $2.00
- PICKLE SPEAR
  $0.50
- CUP OF QUINOA
  $4.00
- ROASTED POTATOES
  $5.00
- $ Side Thai Chili Wings
  $6.50
- $ Side Buffalo Wings
  $6.50
- $ Side BBQ Wings
  $6.50
- SIDE SALAD GF
  $4.00
- GREEN BEANS
  $4.00
Protein
- $ 4 Strips Bacon-Style Seitan
  $3.00
- $ Side BBQ Wings
  $6.50
- $ Black Bean Patty
  $5.00
- $ Blackened Tofu
  $6.00
- $ Side Buffalo Wings
  $6.50
- $ Chorizo
  $1.00
- $ Corned Beef Seitan
  $5.00
- $ Crispy Chicken
  $5.00
- $ Cubed Tofu
  $6.00
- $ Gyro Seitan
  $5.00
- $ Side Thai Chili Wings
  $6.50
- $ Scrambled Tofu
  $6.00
- $ Spicy Chicken Patty
  $5.00
- $ Steak
  $8.00
- $ Tempeh Strips
  $5.00
- $ SWAP Chicken
  $5.00
Veggies
- $ Tomato
  $0.50
- $ Grilled Onion
  $0.50
- $ Alfalfa Sprouts
  $0.50
- $ Raw Spinach
  $0.50
- $ Raw Onion
  $0.50
- $ Fried Jalapeno
  $0.50
- $ Raw Jalapeno
  $0.50
- $ Sautéed Mushroom
  $0.50
- $ Raw Mushroom
  $0.50
- $ Avocado Slices
  $2.00
- PICKLE SPEAR
  $0.50
- $ Sautéed Spinach
  $0.50
- Arugula
  $0.50
Retail
- The New Chicago Diner Cookbook
  Chef Jo A. Kaucher, Chef Kat Barry, and the Chicago Diner Crew present The New Chicago Diner Cookbook. This new collection is all vegan, featuring over 100 pages of Chicago Diner recipes including many classic favorites and current menu items. Featuring beautiful photography and step-by-step procedures for the novice—as well as advanced dishes for the experienced—this cookbook is designed to be user friendly and fun. Create the spirit of the Chicago Diner in your own kitchen! Recipes include soups, salads, sandwiches, entrees, and desserts, plus sections focusing on entertaining and cocktails as well as sauces, dressings, and dips. Surefire hits abound such as Chicago Diner's signature seitan with styles and marinades to make your own Radical Reuben™, chorizo, and burgers.
  $19.95
- Revolution T-Shirt
  There was a time where the animals rose up and rebelled against the oppression of the Factory Farm. Against great odds and risk, united together in will, they escaped. The leader, a wise chicken they called Freedom, paused before she took that last step, but never looked back. The Revolution had begun. Available unisex XS-XL. Black crew only. Colors may shift slightly depending on the print run. We are currently sold out of XXL.
  $20.00
- Retro T-Shirt
  Featuring 100% ring spun cotton, one of our original graphics on the back and logo on the front. Available unisex XS-XXL. Natural crew neck.
  $20.00
- Flag T-Shirt
  Featuring 100% ring spun cotton, Chicago Flag design with burger and shake. Based on the iconic blue and red Chicago municipal flag. Available unisex XS-XL. Grey crew only.
  $20.00
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
  Black long-sleeved T-shirt. Featuring our popular retro waiter graphic on the back, tagline on one sleeve, and logo on the front. Available unisex XS-XXL.
  $30.00
- Mug
  $7.00
- 2 Mugs
  $12.00
Pints
- PINT OF GUACAMOLE
  $15.00
- PINT OF COUNTRY GRAVY
  $5.00
- PINT OF SAUSAGE- STYLE GRAVY
  $7.00
- PINT OF SALSA FRESCA
  $6.00
- PINT OF DRESSING
  $8.00
- PINT OF TEESE®️ CREAMY CHEDDAR
  $12.00
- PINT OF TEESE®️ NACHO CHEESE
  $12.00
- PINT OF SAUCE
  $8.00
- PINT OF GINGER FLASHED GREENS
  $9.00
- PINT OF BRUSSELS
  $9.00
Quarts
- QUART OF GYROS-STYLE SEITAN
  $15.00
- QUART OF CORNED BEEF- STYLE SEITAN
  $15.00
- QUART OF STEAMED VEGETABLES
  $12.00
- QUART OF SAUTEED VEGETABLES
  $12.00
- QUART OF POTATO HASH*
  $12.00
- QUART OF TEMPEH HASH*
  $20.00
- QUART OF GARLIC GINGER FLASHED GREENS
  $15.00
- QUART OF MASHED POTATO & GRAVY
  $15.00
- QUART OF MAC 'N TEESE®️
  $15.00
- QUART OF BRUSSELS
  $15.00
Catering Desserts
- 6 CINNAMON ROLLS
  NOW available all day! Our cinnamon rolls are served a la carte. House made with frosted swirl topping.
  $16.00
- 8" LEMON COCONUT CAKE
  $45.00