The Café HOT. Menu

our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a flour tortilla with egg, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it.\n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our special chicken-fried sammich with pickled zucchini, tartar sauce and chicken-fried scrambled egg. yes, that. you haven't had that before. we love that we have to say this: there is NO MEAT in this sandwich (or any of our sandwiches). \n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken-fried egg sando, NO MEAT, too much flavor. served on our house made flaky biscuit with HOT. honey. breakfast for psychopaths, southern fanatics, omnivores and veggies alike.\n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken-fried egg nashville-style HOT. HOT. HOT.\n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

have you ever exploded a stick of texture-dynamite wrapped in flavor-c4 inside of your face? take an all-souls corn tostada and top it with BLACK CAT RAVEN SAUCE then throw some avocado, herbs, a fried egg, and vgn miso mayo on there. then take the whole thing and put it in a house-made milk bun, shove it between your teeth, and proceed to explode your jaw into the concrete. YUM. \n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

put stuff on a house-made biscuit: egg! cheese! avocado! impossible sausage! other stuff you brought from home!\nbase is a 2-egg sammy on a biscuit. \n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

egg & griddled cheese on an all souls corn tostada with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. \n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a pan-toasted flour tortilla with avocado, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it.

flavers change oftin <3 this one is weekends only <3

flavers change oftin <3

flavers change oftin <3

the gooey st. louis sugar+butter fury. a st. louis specialty guaranteed to make your dentist hate you. or love you. decadently sweet and delicious.

you: "i would like a gluten free delicious treat"\nmeringue: "you ma-RAAAAANG?"\n!!brown sugar and dark chocolate!!\n**this product is GLUTEN FREE but NOT VEGAN**\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

a box of our flaky, southern style biscuits. comes with spreadz. you also get a price break for being glorious. comes with butter and hot honey and maple chile jam.\n***12 BISCUIT BOX TAKES 30 MINS***

a single fried egg with a jiggly yolk. \n\ndoh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

an Impossible-brand sausage patty served on the side. ~not gluten free~

a super cool avocado fan. about one quarter of a full avo.

housemade zuuuuucccc that has had all of the water romved and replaced with flavor things. \n~tax included~

our housemade habañero HOT. honey. nice spice not 4 kidz.

our housemade maple chili jam. sweet and smokey this will haunt ur flavor nightmares and make them ur dreamz.

local vermont butter it's so good put it on everything brush your teeth with it and punch ur dentist.

our housemade HOT. sauce. ur tasting habañero and black garlic and other stuff but that's all we're gonna tell u.

a heavy brew of Brio’s new world mokka java, ice chilled right off brew and then served on ice so you get all of the every flavor. so icy. red eye can be ordered in-house. \n\nf.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.

tallboy of Sparkling Water. effervescent sparkles so refreshing that they can clean the meat off of a bone in 666 minutes flat. death to single-use plastic!\n

iced tea but BRUTAL but in that way that Andrew WK is brutal it's refreshing and just sweet enough to make you love it. DEATH TO SINGLE USE PLASTIC.

tallboy of Armless Palmer! iced tea and lemonade have a lethal head-on collision and their chimera-ghost is brutally delicious and refreshing. all-natural flavors. death to single-use plastic. (there's a fun lawsuit story for this one, check it out on your local internet)

one ingredient! it's oranges!\n

In the United States and Canada, Mexican Coca-Cola, or Mexican Coke or, informally, "Mexicoke",[1] refers to Coca-Cola produced in and imported from Mexico.[2] Mexican Coca-Cola has become popular in the United States due to its characteristic flavor, which results from being made with cane sugar instead of the high-fructose corn syrup[3] used in the U.S. since the early 1980s.\n

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's a medium so it can talk to your dead. \n\nclothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's large, but you're still in charge. (legally, anyway. this shirt will dominate you if you let it)\n\nclothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's extra large but also just right. \n\nclothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's 2XL but we don't think that it's too anything. \n\nclothing sales final.