The Café HOT. Menu

our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a flour tortilla with egg, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our special chicken-fried sammich with pickled zucchini, tartar sauce and chicken-fried scrambled egg. yes, that. you haven't had that before. we love that we have to say this: there is NO MEAT in this sandwich (or any of our sandwiches). ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken-fried egg sando, NO MEAT, too much flavor. served on our house made flaky biscuit with HOT. honey. breakfast for psychopaths, southern fanatics, omnivores and veggies alike. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

chicken-fried egg nashville-style HOT. HOT. HOT. ~tax included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

have you ever exploded a stick of texture-dynamite wrapped in flavor-c4 inside of your face? take an all-souls corn tostada and top it with BLACK CAT RAVEN SAUCE then throw some avocado, herbs, a fried egg, and vgn miso mayo on there. then take the whole thing and put it in a house-made milk bun, shove it between your teeth, and proceed to explode your jaw into the concrete. YUM. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

put stuff on a house-made biscuit: egg! cheese! avocado! impossible sausage! other stuff you brought from home! base is a 2-egg sammy on a biscuit. ~tax Included~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

egg & griddled cheese on an all souls corn tostada with harissa, miso mayo, and fresh herbs. everything made in-house. it cannot be killed with conventional weapons. ~tax included.~ doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

our very own, very precious, basterdization of the famous jianbing. a pan-toasted flour tortilla with avocado, hoisin, secret sauce, sesame/orc dust, red cabbage, pickled onion, fresh 'erbs and the famous jianbing chip. wow, that's a lot of stuff. you should eat it. ~tax included~

if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.

if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.

if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different glaze <3.

the gooey st. louis sugar+butter fury. a st. louis specialty guaranteed to make your dentist hate you. or love you. decadently sweet and delicious. ~tax included.~

rice junkies & gluten dodgers rejoice! all hail your new gluten-free confection: mochi. cake. the only thing more pleasant than the sweet cakey flavor is the gooey bite of this traditional Japanese confection. ~tax included.~ if you order this for pick up tomorrow it's gonna be a different flavor <3.

a box of our flaky, southern style biscuits. comes with spreadz. you also get a price break for being glorious. comes with butter and hot honey and maple chile jam. ***12 BISCUIT BOX TAKES 30 MINS***

a single fried egg with a jiggly yolk. doh sez: consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

an Impossible-brand sausage patty served on the side. ~not gluten free~

a super cool avocado fan. about one quarter of a full avo.

housemade zuuuuucccc that has had all of the water romved and replaced with flavor things. ~tax included~

our housemade habañero HOT. honey. nice spice not 4 kidz.

our housemade maple chili jam. sweet and smokey this will haunt ur flavor nightmares and make them ur dreamz.

local vermont butter it's so good put it on everything brush your teeth with it and punch ur dentist.

our housemade HOT. sauce. ur tasting habañero and black garlic and other stuff but that's all we're gonna tell u.

a heavy brew of Brio’s new world mokka java, ice chilled right off brew and then served on ice. so icy. red eye can be ordered in-house. ~tax included.~ f.y.i.: your beverage will be made when you arrive to pick up.

Tallboy of Sparkling Water. Effervescent Sparkles. Death to Single-use Plastic! ~Tax included~

Tallboy of Iced Tea! Like a certain state but mild and also brutally delicious and refreshing. All-natural flavors. Death to Single-use Plastic! ~Tax included~

One ingredient! It's oranges! ~Tax included~

In the United States and Canada, Mexican Coca-Cola, or Mexican Coke or, informally, "Mexicoke",[1] refers to Coca-Cola produced in and imported from Mexico.[2] Mexican Coca-Cola has become popular in the United States due to its characteristic flavor, which results from being made with cane sugar instead of the high-fructose corn syrup[3] used in the U.S. since the early 1980s. ~tax included~

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's a medium so it can talk to your dead. clothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's large, but you're still in charge. (legally, anyway. this shirt will dominate you if you let it) clothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's extra large but also just right. clothing sales final.

it's the coolest t-shirt with a big ol' print. it's 2XL but we don't think that it's too anything. clothing sales final.