The Brutal Poodle Menu

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Bites Greens Plates Signature Brutal Macs Sides Sandwiches Sauce Boss Poodle Pups We Have a Sweet Side

Bites
- Poodle Bites
  Jalapeño Cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli, and sriracha maple syrup
  $11.00
- Dips N Chips
  First extra basket of chips is free, each basket after $1.50 select two of the following: queso (vegetarian), brutal salsa, house guac, pico de gallo, green chili (pork or vegetarian)
  $12.00
- The Wings
  So gosh dang good we didn't have to name them. Smoked or OG, tossed how you like it (GF) dry rub, spicy buffalo, garlic sriracha, honey BBQ
  $13.00
- "Holla" Peña Lollipoppas
  Bacon-wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeño served with raspberry jalapeño jam
  $15.00
- And Justice For All Eggrolls
  Seasoned steak, 4 cheese sauce, shredded Cheddar Jack, onion, and jalapeño with creamy sweet chili sauce
  $15.00
- Skankin’ Panko Pickles
  Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning fried up golden brown served with spicy bleu cheese dipping sauce
  $7.00
- Burial Tots
  The tots to end all other tots!!! Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion (veg with veggie green chili)
  $12.00
- Zapp's Chips
  $3.00
Greens
- Candied Pork Belly Wedge
  Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, house bleu cheese, and all-natural Creekstone Farms candied pork belly
  $16.00
- Mean Greens
  Organic spring mixed, candied crans and almonds, haystack goat cheese, and honey Raz vin
  $13.00
- Devil's Lettuce
  Grilled chicken breast, mixed greens, baby heirloom tomatoes, red onion, carrot and celery curls, Gorgonzola, blue cheese dressing, and spicy buffalo drizzle
  $15.00
- Ballad Salad
  Mini quesadilla with jalapeños, creamy chili, pico de gallo, and house salad with green chili vinaigrette
  $12.00
- Veggie Wedge
  $10.00
- Side Salad
  $4.00
Plates
- Crowd Surf and Turf Rellenos
  All natural Gold Canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, Cheddar, Monterey Jack, and roasted hatch chilies smothered in green chili
  $19.00
- Cheese Rellenos
  $15.00
- The Brutal Noodle
  Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodles, and all the fixins
  $13.00
- 2 Step: Chicken and Waffles
  Jalapeño Cheddar cornbread waffle, hand-battered chicken breast, and sriracha maple syrup
  $16.00
- Bowl O Chili
  Our secret recipe. This green chili is the bomb!! Pork or veggie served with flour or corn (GF) tortillas. Caution!!!! This stuff is hot af!!
  $11.00
- Sailing the Seas of Mac N Cheese
  Cavatappi pasta tossed in our delicious 4 cheese sauce, baked to perfection with a flaming hot cheetos crust. Substitute gluten free pasta add $3. Pro tip: make your mac brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce! Queso or pork green ch
  $13.00
- Big Kids Chicken Fingers
  Served with fries and choice of ranch or BBQ
  $13.50
- Veggie Brutal Noodle
  $11.00
- Cup O Chili
  $7.00
Signature Brutal Macs
- The Southbound Defibrillator
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, tater tots, pork green chili, bacon, and fried egg
  $19.00
- The Hot Box
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, smoked brisket, coleslaw, smokey fried onion straws, and house BBQ sauce
  $19.00
- The Hellfire
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, grilled chicken, jalapeños, roasted red peppers, spicy buffalo sauce, and Gorgonzola crumbles
  $19.00
Sides
- 6 Oz Black Angus Top Sirloin
  $10.00
- Bacon
  $2.50
- Chips and Brutal Salsa
  $5.00
- Chips and Guac
  $9.00
- Chips and Queso
  $8.00
- Fried Chicken
  $8.00
- Fried Egg
  $2.00
- Grilled Chicken
  $6.00
- Grilled Shrimp
  $8.50
- Hand-Cut Fries
  $5.00
- Pork Belly
  $6.00
- Side Chips
  $2.00
- Side Salad
  $4.00
- Side Tortillas
  $2.00
- Side Veggies
  $2.00
- Side Waffle
  $8.00
- Slaw
  $3.00
- Sweet Potato Fries
  $6.00
- Tater Tots
  $6.00
Sandwiches
- Brutal Burger
  1/2 lb all-natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty on a brioche bun and choice of Cheddar, American, Swiss, pepper Jack, or Haystack goat
  $16.00
- Brisket Sammy
  Smoked brisket, BBQ, pickles, slaw, and brioche bun
  $16.00
- CFH Sandwich
  Hand-battered or grilled chicken breast, Brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese
  $16.00
- Shroom Burger
  Don't feel brutal today? Give the animals a break!! Balsamic marinated portobello cap, Haystack farms goat cheese, and roasted red local vegan bun
  $14.00
- Beyond Brutal Burger
  1/3 lb vegan plant based patty served on a local vegan bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle. Not vegan? Add cheese at no additional cost
  $16.00
- Gwarled Cheese
  Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, Cheddar, smoked Gouda, and American cheese
  $16.00
- Big Kids Grilled Cheese
  Served with fries
  $12.00
- Many Fries
  $16.00
Sauce Boss
- Guac
  $2.00
- Buffalo Sauce
  $0.50
- Ranch
  $1.00
- Garlic Sriracha
  $0.50
- Blue Cheese
  $1.50
- BBQ
  $0.25
- 2 Oz Green Chili
  $2.00
- 4 Oz Green Chili
  $4.00
- Creamy Chili Sauce
  $0.50
- Raspberry Jalapeño Jam
  $0.50
- Stone Ground Mustard Aioli
  $1.00
- Sriracha Maple Syrup
  $0.25
- Hate the Living Sauce
  $1.00
- 2 Oz Queso
  $1.50
Poodle Pups
- Kids Chicken Fingers
  Served with fries and choice of ranch or BBQ
  $10.00
- Kids Grilled Cheese
  Served with fries
  $10.00
- Kids Mac N Cheese
  $10.00
We Have a Sweet Side
- Nutella Broad Pudding
  Hawaiian sweet bread, Nutella custard, dulce de leche, and Eskimo Bros banana foster ice cream
  $10.00
- Churro Waffle Sammich
  Rumchata churro waffle, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce, and Eskimo Bros chocomole ice cream
  $9.00
- Led Zeppolis
  Italian drop donuts dusted with powdered sugar served with raspberry and chocolate sauce for dipping
  $7.00
- Eskimo Bros Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream
  Per scoop. Ask about our current flavor selection
  $5.00
- Roll of Tums
  $2.50