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The Bearded Lady Menu
4.2
(1,125+ Reviews)
Starters
- BACON WRAPPED JALAPENOSroasted jalapenos stuffed with our braised pulled pork, wrapped in bacon and topped with pineapple chutney and cilantro, served with house dill ranch$12.50
- CHIPS & DIP$5.00
- CRISPY BRUSSELSfried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce$12.00
- FRIED LEEKSserved with house made dill ranch$9.00
- FRIED PICKLEScrunchy pickles tossed and fried in our house made batter, served with house made dill ranch$8.00
- FRIES & DIP$5.00
- LOADED FRIESfrench fries smothered in dill queso, bacon, green onions, sour cream$9.00
- QUESOtopped with pickled pico, served with house made kettle chips$8.50
- SIDE SALAD$4.00
- SOFT PRETZELtopped with butter and sea salt, served with queso and honey mustard$7.00
- SHISHI PEPPERS$12.00
Burgers
- BOTMCALL FOR BURGER OF THE MONTH DETAILS *NO MODIFICATIONS*$16.50
- THE BIG DILL1/2 lb beef burger topped with Best Maid Martin House dill queso, fried dill pickles, salty lady pickles, crispy bacon, dill ranch, on toasted brioche$14.50
- LUST BURGER1/2 lb beef burger stuffed with feta cheese and roasted poblano peppers, topped with melted gouda, caramelized onions, avocado, on toasted brioche bun$15.50
- CHEESEBURGER1/2 lb beef burger, served with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, on a toasted brioche bun$13.00
- BYO VEGGIE BURGERimpossible patty, with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, served on a toasted brioche bun$12.50
- SPICY AF1/2 lb beef burger, melted pepper jack, fried fresno peppers, grilled jalapenos, lettuce and onion, habanero mayo, on a toasted brioche bun$14.50
Bowls/Soups/Salads
- FEISTY MAC & CHEESEhouse-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan$9.00
- TEXAS SMOKE SALADromaine lettuce, honey pecans, roasted corn, cherry tomatoes, smoked gouda, hardboiled egg, served with house dill ranch$13.50
- TWISTED CAESARblackened chicken breast, romaine lettuce, shaved brussel sprouts, house-made croutons, shaved parmesan, cherry tomatoes, house-made caesar dressing$14.50
- BIG SMACK SALAD$14.00
- CUP MAC & CHEESEhouse-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan$6.00
- SIDE SALADromaine, shredded gouda cheese, cherry tomatoes, red onions$3.50
- CUP BRUSSELSfried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce$5.00
- BOWL SOUP$8.00
- CUP SOUP$5.00
Funky Sammies
- GCOTM$15.00
- LEGIT GRILLED CHEESEmelted cheddar and provolone cheese served on toasted sourdough add bacon 2.25 | add pulled pork 3 | shredded chicken 3 | avocado 2.25 | fried egg 2.25 | mac and cheese 2.25$10.75
- THE B.B.B.oven roasted brussel sprouts, bacon, tomatos, house made boursin cheese spread, served on toasted sourdough$13.00
- YELLOW BELLYshredded chicken topped with sautéed baby portobello mushrooms and onions, melted yellow and white cheddar cheese, drizzled with house made habanero, served on a toasted hoagie$13.50
- RAHR CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICHwild acre texas blonde shredded chicken tossed with bacon, chives, chopped hard boiled egg, roasted jalapeños, served on a bed of lettuce and tomato, on a toasted hoagie roll$13.50
- VEGAN WRAPsun dried tomato basil wrap, cucumbers, red bell peppers, onions, hummus, vegan basil pesto, arugula, alfalfa sprouts$12.50
Dessert
- dessert$8.00
- Scoop A La Carte$3.00
Add Ons
- Avocado$3.00
- Bacon$3.00
- Burger Patty$6.00
- Caramelized Onions$0.75
- Chicken Salad Scoop$4.00
- Gouda$1.50
- Hard Boiled Egg$2.25
- Jalapenos$0.75
- Muenster$1.50
- Pepperjack$1.50
- Pickled Onion$0.75
- Portabello Mushrooms$2.25
- Pulled Pork$2.00
- Queso Fresco$1.50
- R Queso$1.50
- Roasted Corn$0.75
- Shredded Cheddar$0.75
- Shredded Chicken$3.50
- Shrimp$2.50
- Side Caeser Dressing$0.75
- Side Chimichurri$1.50
- Side Habanero Mayo$0.75
- Side Ketchup
- Side Mayo
- Side Mustard
- Side Ranch$0.75
- Side Sauce$0.75
- Side Sour Cream$0.75
- Side Sriracha Mayo$1.00
- Side Toast$2.00
- Side Vinaigrette$0.75
- White Cheddar$1.50
- Yellow Cheddar$1.50
Kids Menu
- Kids Grilled Cheesemelted yellow cheddar on toasted sourdough$6.50
- Kids Mac N Cheesehouse made Mac and cheese$6.00
Craft Cans
- 3Nations Texican$5.50
- 3Nations Saddle Up$6.00
- 512 IPA$6.00
- 512 Wit$6.50
- 903 Cerveza Por Favor$5.50
- 903 Chosen One$6.50
- AE Dry Cider$5.00
- AE Pineapple Cider$5.50
- AE Prickly Pear$5.50
- Altstadt Hefeweizen$5.50
- Bishop Mas Mosa$6.00
- Big Country Hazy IPA$6.50
- Big Country Tex Mex$6.50
- Bishop Crackberry$5.50
- Bishop Pineapple Paradise$5.00
- Einstock White$6.50
- Equal Parts Dadpils$6.00
- Equal Parts Entropic$6.00
- Equal Parts Loggerbier$5.50
- F&A Bearliner Weisse$5.50
- FC El Chingón$5.50
- FC Local Buzz$5.50
- FI Viva Los Vaqueros$7.50
- FW 805 Cerveza$5.50
- FW Cali Squeeze$5.00
- HF Coco Aneno$6.50
- HF Feisty Blonde$7.00
- HF Oktoberfest$6.50
- HF Parachute Unicorn$6.00
- INDY Austin Amber$5.50
- INDY Stash IPA$6.00
- INDY Twine Time$6.50
- Locust Honey Pear$6.50
- Locust Vanilla Bean$6.50
- Locust Strawberry Mojito$6.50
- Lone Pint Yellow Rose$6.00
- MH Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer$6.00
- MH Pineapple Pickle Beer$6.00
- MH Doctor Bock$5.50
- MH Mayday IPA$6.50
- MH Salty Lady$6.00
- MP Plutonium 239$6.50
- New Belgium Voodoo Juicy Haze$6.00
- OB Dale's Pale Ale$5.50
- OB Mama's Little Yella Pils$5.50
- RA Devil's Backbone$6.00
- RA Firemans #4$5.50
- RA Firemans Light$5.50
- RA Hans' Pils$4.50
- Rahr Adiós Pantalones$5.50
- Rahr Blonde$5.00
- Rahr Paleta De Mango$5.50
- Red Gap Gunsight$6.00
- Red Gap Pecan Pete$7.50
- Rogue Batsquatch$6.50
- Rogue Honey Kolsch$6.50
- Shiner Bock$6.50
- Shiner Light Blonde$6.50
- Spindrift Strawberry Lemonade$6.50
- SS Bombshell Blonde$5.50
- SS Strawberry Blonde$5.50
- Stone Delicious IPA$6.00
- Three Wide Strawberry Dream$5.50
- Tivoli Outlaw$3.50
- UA Navel Orange Yuzu$8.50
- WA Juice Slinger$5.50
- WA Texas Blonde$5.50
- WA Bock Bock$5.50
- Mich Ultra$5.00
- Miller Lite$5.00
- PBR$5.00
- Modelo Especial$5.50
- Corona Extra$5.50
- Black Cherry White Claw$5.50
- Raspberry White Claw$5.50
- Guiness$7.00
All the Hooch
- COTM$10.00
- PIMM’S CUP$5.00
- APEROL SPRITZ$12.00
- BEARDED MARG$10.00
- BLOODY MARY$10.00
- CHILTON$10.00
- CRUSH ON YOU$10.00
- CUCUMBRRRRR$10.00
- ESPRESSO MARTINI$12.00
- HOT & BEARDED$10.00
- HOT TODDY$8.00
- IRISH COFFEE$10.00
- KRISPY KRISTEN$12.00
- MICHELADA$10.00
- MIMOSA$6.00
- OLD FASHIONED$10.00
- ORANGE HIGHBALL$8.00
- PALOMA$10.00
- PISTACHIO MARTINI$15.00
- RANCH WATER$10.00
- SHOTS$7.00
- SOUTHSIDE MULE$10.00
- SPIKED CHOCOLATE$10.00
- THE SWIFTIE$10.00
- TT MARG$3.00
- WHITE RUSSIAN$12.00
- CRAWFISH MARY$15.00
- P Grigio$20.00
- Pinot Noir$20.00
- Tiny Prosecco$9.00
- Cab$20.00
- Sauv$20.00
- MIMOSA Bottle$8.00
- Vinho Verde Glass$8.00
- Vinho Verde Bottle$25.00
Craft Bottles
- BTTL Topo Chico Strawberry Guava$5.50
- Crabbies$8.00
- Finnriver Pear$19.50
- Newcastle Brown Ale$5.50
- Pacifico Bottle$5.00
- Modelo Negra$6.00
N/A & THC
- THC COTM$12.00
- Fountain Drink$3.50
- Mineragua$4.00
- Coffee$3.50
- Cold Brew$6.00
- Cantrip Blackberry Lavender THC Seltzer$10.00
- Cantrip Ginger Peach THC Seltzer$10.00
- Howdy Sweet Tea THC$10.00
- Howdy Lemonade THC$10.00
- Rolling Loud THC Fruit Punch$10.00
- Athletic Run Wild N/A$5.50
- Athletic Ripe Pursuit$5.50
- Athletic Upside Dawn N/A$5.50
- DrinkSip Watermelon Refresher N/A$7.00
- Collective Arts Emerald Dark N/A$7.00
- Shiner Rode-0 Amber N/A$5.50
- MH Lemoncello N/A$4.00
- Saint Arnold Root Beer N/A$5.00
- Mocktail$6.00
Merch
- Black Crewneck Sweater$45.00
- Black Hoodie$50.00
- Black Long Sleeve$30.00
- Black Tote$15.00
- Event Shirt$20.00
- MM Black Crew$25.00
- MM Black Crop$25.00
- MM Fanny Pack$25.00
- MM Patch Hat$25.00
- MM Retro Burger$25.00
- MM Trucker Hat$25.00
- MM White LS$30.00
- Mustard Long Sleeve$30.00
- Rainbow Crop Top$25.00
- Rainbow T-shirt$25.00
- Rainbow Trucker$25.00
- Yellow Tote$15.00
- Coozie (Blue)$5.00
- Coozie (Green)$5.00
Lunch Specials (Copy)
- Choose 2 for $10$10.00
- Choose 3 for $14$14.00
- Grilled Chicken Sandwich$13.00
- Johnny Boy Special$13.50
- AvoBLT$12.00
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