The Angry Elephant Menu

$$Bar, Bar & grill, Cocktail bar

19314 US-281 #107, San Antonio, TX 78258

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Counter Meals
- Fish And Chips
  Fresh bock beer-battered cod fillets fried golden brown. Served with house-made remoulade sauce and a lemon wedge. Include your choice of side. Choose a side: Hand-Cut French Fries, House Made Onion Rings, Coleslaw, Mac N Cheese, House Made Baked Beans, Side Salad
  $11.95
- Blackened Fish Tacos
  Marinated blackened fish tacos topped with mango baja slaw and cilantro. Include your choice of side. Choose a side: Hand-Cut French Fries, House Made Onion Rings, Coleslaw, Mac N Cheese, House Made Baked Beans, Side Salad
  $9.95
All About That Chicken
- Roo Chicken Sandwich
  1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted brioche bun. Choose a style: Grilled, Deep FriedMake it Paleo (Grilled Portabella Mushrooms for the Bun) (+ $2.95). Choose a side: Hand-Cut French Fries, House Made Onion Rings, Coleslaw, Mac N Cheese, House Made Baked Beans, Side Salad
  $9.95
- Swiss Mushroom Chicken Sandwich
  1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with mayonnaise, Swiss cheese and caramelized cremini mushrooms and onions on a toasted brioche bun. Choose a style: Grilled, Deep FriedMake it Paleo (Grilled Portabella Mushrooms for the Bun) (+ $2.95). Choose a side: Hand-Cut French Fries, House Made Onion Rings, Coleslaw, Mac N Cheese, House Made Baked Beans, Side Salad
  $10.95
Aussie Apps
- She's A Beaut' Crocodile Bites
  1/2 dozen Cajun seasoned crocodile bites lightly breaded and fried, served with our house made Cajun remoulade sauce
  $11.95
- Emu Eggs
  5 large flash-fried deviled eggs stuffed with Applewood smoked bacon, capers and peppadew. Served with our famous aussie dipping sauce
  $8.95
Healthy-ish
- Spicy Caesar Salad
  Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro
  $7.95
- Chop Salad
  Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, Applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese, served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing
  $7.95
Aussie Pies and Rolls
- Budgie Smugglers
  2 Aussie golden buff pastry rolls filled with our secret blend of fine spices and seasonings with our best pork sausage
  $9.99
- Aussie Spinach Rolls
  2 golden puff pastry rolls filled with spinach, feta, mushrooms and artichoke hearts
  $9.95