The Angry Elephant - Magnolia Menu

Large 12 inch tortilla grilled & filled with shredded jack, cheddar cheese & your choice of protein. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo.

White mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with our huse chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

Meat & cheese plate, texas wagyu sausage with pepper jack & cheddar cheese cubes and a side of mustard.

Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with pita bread & house potato chips.

Your choice of our crispy house potato chips or tortilla chips, served with our homemade green chilli queso & guac.

Crispy seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapeños, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, and sour cream.

"Since no one is sure exactly who created the first frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet." Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream & onions.

Crispy dill pickle slices, coated in seasoned batter for a satisfying crunch, with a spicy kick. Served with ranch dipping sauce.

Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce.

Eight large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing sauces: mango habanero - BBQ - buffalo sauce - sweet chili - lemon pepper - garlic parmesan - stinging honey garlic - triple fried.

Eight fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce, served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero - BBQ - buffalo sauce- sweet chili - lemon pepper - garlic parmesan - honey garlic.

Fried bite size spicy cheese curds served with our house marinara sauce.

Hand breaded steak bites served with chipotle mayo.

Served with chipotle mayo.

Served with pita bread in a cast iron skillet.

"If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be WasWas." Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onions on toasted challah buns.

"Take off the mask... And grab a napkin." A half pound Akaushi beef patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapeños. Served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.

"Our favorite president... Our favorite burger." A half pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, jalapeños, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.

Pulled pork, mac & cheese sandwich. Our house made pulled pork, BBQ sauce, topped with mac-n-cheese. Served on Texas toast.

Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin philly steak, onions, peppers & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast.

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, blue cheese crumbles, apple wood smoked bacon, herb marinated grape tomatoes, fresh ground pepper & blue cheese dressing.

Crisp field greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wontons tossed in a light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas.

Served with vanilla ice cream.

"Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

"Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak." - Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak, onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.

"LBJ famously had several heart attacks... He blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & jalapeños.

"Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now.... & pay for it later." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.

"Quick! Name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who liked it boring, enjoy!" Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry.

"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, oaxaca cheese, & cholula hot sauce.

"Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting King George VI & Queen Elizabeth of England 1939..." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill pickle spear.

"Take the frito pie we credited to Al Gore & make it into a dog... Awesome!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, fritos, diced onion & pickled jalapeños.

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet Thai chili sauce.

"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.

Scrambled eggs, potato, cheddar cheese, bacon, and sausage on a 12 inch tortilla with your choice of maple syrup or salsa.

Egg, bacon and sausage on Texas Toast, served with a trio of sauces and a side of skillet cooked potatoes. Sub your Texas for French toast for an extra charge.

Your choice of bacon, sausage, chicken, or pulled pork, two eggs, served with cheddar cheese, veggies & your choice of hashbrowns or skillet potatoes.

Half pound beef patty topped with fried egg, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions & our special sauce with a side of our house skillet potatoes.

Pounded and hand battered beef tenderloin, two eggs your way, served with seasoned potatoes, and toast.

Large 12 inch tortilla grilled & filled with shredded jack, cheddar cheese & your choice of protein. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo.

White mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with our huse chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

Meat & cheese plate, texas wagyu sausage with pepper jack & cheddar cheese cubes and a side of mustard.

Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with pita bread & house potato chips.

Your choice of our crispy house potato chips or tortilla chips, served with our homemade green chilli queso & guac.

Crispy seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapeños, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, and sour cream.

"Since no one is sure exactly who created the first frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet." Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream & onions.

Crispy dill pickle slices, coated in seasoned batter for a satisfying crunch, with a spicy kick. Served with ranch dipping sauce.

Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce.

Eight large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing sauces: mango habanero - BBQ - buffalo sauce - sweet chili - lemon pepper - garlic parmesan - stinging honey garlic - triple fried.

Bite size boneless chicken wings, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero - BBQ - buffalo sauce- sweet chili - lemon pepper - garlic parmesan - stinging honey garlic.

Eight fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce, served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero - BBQ - buffalo sauce- sweet chili - lemon pepper - garlic parmesan - honey garlic.

Fried bite size spicy cheese curds served with our house marinara sauce.

Hand breaded steak bites served with chipotle mayo.

Served with chipotle mayo.

Served with pita bread in a cast iron skillet.

"If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be WasWas." Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onions on toasted challah buns.

"Take off the mask... And grab a napkin." A half pound Akaushi beef patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapeños. Served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.

"Our favorite president... Our favorite burger." A half pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, jalapeños, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.

Pulled pork, mac & cheese sandwich. Our house made pulled pork, BBQ sauce, topped with mac-n-cheese. Served on Texas toast.

Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin philly steak, onions, peppers & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast.

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, blue cheese crumbles, apple wood smoked bacon, herb marinated grape tomatoes, fresh ground pepper & blue cheese dressing.

Crisp field greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wontons tossed in a light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas.

Served with vanilla ice cream.

"Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

"Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak." - Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak, onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.

"LBJ famously had several heart attacks... He blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & jalapeños.

"Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now.... & pay for it later." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.

"Quick! Name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who liked it boring, enjoy!" Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry.

"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, oaxaca cheese, & cholula hot sauce.

"Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting King George VI & Queen Elizabeth of England 1939..." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill pickle spear.

"Take the frito pie we credited to Al Gore & make it into a dog... Awesome!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, fritos, diced onion & pickled jalapeños.

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet Thai chili sauce.

"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.