The Angry Elephant - Fairfield Menu

4.6
(75+ Reviews)
  • Customer Favorites

    Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
    • Original Trump Cheeseburger

      "So good you will be tweeting about it at 1am." a half pound akaushi beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce. Served on toasted challah buns.
      $11.95
      Original Trump Cheeseburger
    • Mini Corn Dogs

      Served with chipotle mayo.
      $10.95
      Mini Corn Dogs
    • The Populist

      Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin philly steak, onions, peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on texas toast.
      $13.95
      The Populist
    • Texas Size Pretzel

      A huge, 8" pretzel, served with beer cheese and dijon mustard.
      $10.95
      Texas Size Pretzel
    • "Merica" Chicken Wings"

      Eight large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero, BBQ, buffalo sauce, sweet chili, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, stinging honey garlic or triple fried. Double the order for an additional charge.
      $13.95
      "Merica" Chicken Wings"
    • Boneless Wings

      Bite size boneless chicken wings, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero, BBQ, buffalo sauce, sweet chili, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, stinging honey garlic. Double the order for an additional charge.
      $12.95
      Boneless Wings
    • The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog

      "Often considered the 'hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices... Be careful with this messy dog, or much like president clinton, you might end up with it in your tap!" an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, our homemade chili.
      $9.95
    • The Amnesty Quesadilla

      Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled with shredded jack and cheddar cheese. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or mac-n-cheese for an additional charge.
      $9.95
    • Chicken Fried Steak Bites

      Hand breaded steak bites served with chipotle mayo.
      $12.95
    • Fried Mushrooms

      White mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with our house chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
      $8.95
  • The Original Angry Dogs

    Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
    • The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog

      "Often considered the 'hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices... Be careful with this messy dog, or much like president clinton, you might end up with it in your tap!" an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, our homemade chili.
      $9.95
    • The George W. Bush BLT Dog

      14.95 "Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... Don't misunderestimate it!" an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
      $9.95
    • The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-steak Dog

      "Some claim the war of american independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the continental congress. No friends, the war was won by the philadelphia cheesesteak."- benjamin Franklin an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak, onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.
      $12.95
      The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-steak Dog
    • The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog

      "Lbj famously had several heart attacks... He blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch." an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & jalapeños.
      $11.95
    • The Obama Chicago Dog

      "Rumor has it that president Obama's favorite food is a chicago dog with a fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now.... & pay for it later." an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.
      $8.95
      The Obama Chicago Dog
    • The Millard Fillmore Dog

      "Quick! Name something interesting about Millard fillmore! Exactly, but for those who liked it boring, enjoy!" eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry.
      $8.95
    • "The Squad" Triple Pig Dog

      "Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." chorizo, bacon, oaxaca cheese, & cholula hot sauce an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork.
      $15.95
    • The Fdr All American Dog

      "Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting King George VI & Queen Elizabeth of England 1939..." an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill pickle spear.
      $8.95
      The Fdr All American Dog
    • The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog

      "Take the frito pie we credited to al gore & make it into a dog... Awesome!" an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, fritos, diced onion & pickled jalapeños.
      $10.95
    • Hong Kong Phooey

      "If china is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly" an eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet thai chili sauce.
      $11.95
    • The Beto O'rourke Mexico Dog

      "While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it mexican anyway." an eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.
      $12.95
  • A Bit Persnickety

    Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
    • Texas Size Pretzel

      A huge, 8" pretzel, served with beer cheese and dijon mustard.
      $10.95
      Texas Size Pretzel
    • The Amnesty Quesadilla

      Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled with shredded jack and cheddar cheese. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo. Add chicken, steak, shrimp or mac-n-cheese for an additional charge.
      $9.95
    • Fried Mushrooms

      White mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with our house chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
      $8.95
    • Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate

      Meat and cheese plate. Texas wagyu sausage with pepper jack & cheddar cheese cubes and a side of spicy mustard. Add crackers for for an additional charge.
      $13.95
      Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate
    • Goat Cheese Spread

      Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with pita bread and house potato chips.
      $16.95
    • Chips, Queso & Guac

      Your choice of our crispy house potato chips or tortilla chips, served with our homemade green chili queso and guac.
      $12.95
    • Loaded Nachos

      Crispy seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapeños, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, and sour cream add mac-n-cheese for an additional charge.
      $14.95
    • The Al Gore Frito Pie

      "Since no one is sure exactly who created the first frito pie, we decided to credit al gore... He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet." fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream & onions.
      $13.95
    • Fried Pickle Chips

      Crispy dill pickle slices, coated in seasoned batter for a satisfying crunch, with a spicy kick. Served with ranch dipping sauce.
      $11.95
      Fried Pickle Chips
    • The Constitutionalist

      Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen texas gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce.
      $13.95
    • "Merica" Chicken Wings"

      Eight large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero, BBQ, buffalo sauce, sweet chili, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, stinging honey garlic or triple fried. Double the order for an additional charge.
      $13.95
      "Merica" Chicken Wings"
    • Boneless Wings

      Bite size boneless chicken wings, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero, BBQ, buffalo sauce, sweet chili, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, stinging honey garlic. Double the order for an additional charge.
      $12.95
      Boneless Wings
    • Fried Shrimp

      Eight fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce, served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Sauces: mango habanero, BBQ, buffalo sauce, sweet chili, lemon pepper, garlic parmesan, honey garlic. Double the order for an additional charge.
      $12.95
    • Fried Yankee Cheese Curds

      Fried bite size spicy cheese curds served with our house marinara sauce.
      $11.95
    • Chicken Fried Steak Bites

      Hand breaded steak bites served with chipotle mayo.
      $12.95
    • Mini Corn Dogs

      Served with chipotle mayo.
      $10.95
      Mini Corn Dogs
    • Hummus Platter

      Served with pita bread in a cast iron skillet.
      $12.95
      Hummus Platter
  • Seething Sandwiches

    All sandwiches are served with our house potato chips or seasoned fries. Upgrade to mac-n-cheese or side salad for an additional charge. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
    • Original Trump Cheeseburger

      "So good you will be tweeting about it at 1am." a half pound akaushi beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce. Served on toasted challah buns.
      $11.95
      Original Trump Cheeseburger
    • The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich

      "If chuck Norris was president, isis would be was was." half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onions on toasted challah buns.
      $14.95
      The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
    • Ron Desantis Chili Cheeseburger

      "Take off the mask... And grab a napkin." a half pound akaushi beef patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapeños. Served on your choice of toasted challah buns or texas toast.
      $12.95
    • Ronald Reagan Burger

      "Our favorite president... Our favorite burger." a half pound akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, jalapeños, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns. Try it with raspberry chipotle sauce! For an additional charge.
      $14.95
      Ronald Reagan Burger
    • The Pacifist

      Pulled pork, mac & cheese sandwich. Our house made pulled pork, BBQ sauce, topped with mac-n-cheese. Served on texas toast.
      $13.95
      The Pacifist
    • The Populist

      Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin philly steak, onions, peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on texas toast.
      $13.95
      The Populist
  • Healthy Rage

    Add chicken, steak or shrimp for an additional charge. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
    • Spicy Caesar Salad

      Romaine lettuce tossed with our house spicy caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, herb marinated grape tomatoes, croutons, avocado slices & cilantro. Make it a wrap - no upcharge!
      $9.95
      Spicy Caesar Salad
    • Chop Salad

      Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.
      $10.95
      Chop Salad
    • The Wedge

      Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, blue cheese crumbles, apple wood smoked bacon, herb marinated grape tomatoes, fresh ground pepper & blue cheese dressing.
      $7.95
      The Wedge
    • Ahi Tuna Salad

      Crisp field greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wontons tossed in a light asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas.
      $18.95
  • Desserts

    Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
    • Cheesecake Bites

      Deep fried cheesecake, served with whipped cream & your choice of chocolate or strawberry syrup. Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream for an additional charge.
      $8.95
    • Molten Chocolate Cake

      Served with vanilla ice cream.
      $10.95

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