The Angry Elephant - Bryan Menu

"So good you will be tweeting about it at 1 am."\n\nBeef patty topped with our special sauce, cheddar sauce, tomato, onion on toasted challah buns.

Philly cheesesteak. Tenderloin philly steak with onions and pepper, and a green chili queso served on a kaiser bun.

Ahi tuna sandwich. One lightly seared ahi tuna steak accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns.

Pulled pork mac n cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with bbq sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled kaiser bun.

"Our favorite President...our favorite burger."\n\nA 1/2-pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onions, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.

"Take off the mask...and grab a napkin."\nA 1/2-pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.

Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting king George vi and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Elsenberg Gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, and a spear served on a steamed kaiser bun.

Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now and pay for it later.\nAn Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, and celery salt served on a steamed kaiser bun.

Often considered the hot dog president but not necessarily because of his food choices. Careful with this messy dog or much like President Clinton, you might end up with it in your lap.\nAn Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, Cheddar cheese, and our homemade chili sauce on a steamed kaiser bun.

Take the Frito pie we credited to al gore and make it into a dog...awesome.\nAn Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, Cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapeños served on a steamed kaiser bun.

Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the continental congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheese steak, "Benjamin Franklin"\nAn Elseberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers, and house-made green chili queso served on a steamed with kaiser bun.

LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate majority leader. On the hot dog, he had for lunch.\nAn Elseberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces. Cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, and pickled sliced jalapeños. Served on a steamed kaiser bun.

Although we question whether gore invented the internet, Thomas Jefferson did bring mac-n-cheese to the USA in 1802 for a dinner at Monticello.

"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway."\n\nAn Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, Pico de gallo, and jalapeños served on a steamed kaiser bun.

Dubya was a big fan of the Blt. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our Blt hot dog, he might say, "Don't underestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce, and tomato wedges served on a steamed kaiser bun.

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly."\n\nAn Eisenberg gourmet beef frank tempura battered and fried topped with bacon bits, peanut butter and a sweet chili Thai sauce.

#fakemeat\n\nA Vegan frank, vegan cheese and vegan chipotle mayo.

"Three kinds of pigs, in one little bun."\n\nAn Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco and hot sauce.

Ten wings seasoned flash fried and tossed in your favorite sauce.

Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked gouda, fontina, and manchego cheese genoa salami and prosciutto served with assorted carr crackers.

Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull apart bread and chips.

Crispy house made seasoned potato chips topped with chorizo, mushrooms, pico, jalapenos, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream.\n\nAdd Mac N Cheese +$2.95

Served with chipotle ranch.

8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

Served with ranch dipping sauce.

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, Cheddar and Bleu cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing. Available as a wrap.

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, Blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, fresh ground pepper and blue cheese dressing.

Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.

Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.

Crispy house-made seasoned chips served with our house-made guacamole.

Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore. He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream, and onions.

Warm chocolate brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream.