One giant grilled burrito filled with seasoned veggie grounds, cilantro rice, green onions, seasoned black beans, chipotle cheese, green chili sauce, shredded lettuce, and sour cream. Topped with more chipotle cheese, salsa, and red cabbage.
$12.95
Birria Tacos
Two Birria Seitan Tacos with red cabbage, onion, cilantro, and chipotle cheese. Served with dipping consommé. (Allergy Warning: This product contains Soy and Gluten)
$13.95
Loaded Nachos - Full Order
Corn tortilla chips loaded with chipotle cheese, your choice of plant-based protein, seasoned black beans, red onions, pickled jalapenos, shredded lettuce, salsa, sour cream, cilantro, and guacamole. Note: best eaten sooner than later. Check the option below to have us throw the sauces (cheese, sour cream, salsa, and guac) on the side to preserve the chip crunchiness a little longer. Choose your protein! Carnage Asada, Birria Seitan, Cilantro Lime Tofu, Buffalofu, Veggie Crumbles or Chorizo-Mango
$13.95
Folded Quesadilla
Pick a style! An oversized flour tortilla loaded, folded, and grilled. Options include: Tofu Terror - Cilantro lime tofu, green chili sauce, black beans, grilled fajita veggies, red cabbage, cheese, sour cream, and cilantro. Spicy Buffalofu - Buffalo tofu, cilantro rice, buffalo sauce, ranch dressing, cilantro, and diced jalapenos. Carnage Seitan - Carnage seitan, cilantro rice, salsa, romaine, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, grilled fajita veggies, and cilantro. Chorizo Mango - Chorizo Seitan, cilantro rice, pineapple-mango salsa, chorizo sauce, sour cream, diced onions, and cilantro. Taco Veggie Grounds - Seasoned veggie grounds, black beans, green chili sauce, romaine, cheese, sour cream, and cilantro. Birria Seitan - Birria Setain, cilantro rice, red cabbage, birria consomme, sour cream, fajita veggies, and cilantro. Spicy BBQ Seitan - BBQ seitan, cilantro rice, spicy bbq sauce, red cabbage, sour cream, diced onion, and cilantro.
$11.95
Double Diablo Taco
(SINGLE TACO!) Two tacos in one! Flour tortilla with green chili, black beans, and cheese, wrapped on a hard shell taco filled with seasoned veggie grounds, chipotle cheese, shredded lettuce, and sour cream. (Allergy Warning: This item contains Soy and Gluten)
$5.95
Loaded Nachos - Half Order
Corn tortilla chips loaded with chipotle cheese, your choice of plant-based protein, seasoned black beans, red onions, pickled jalapenos, shredded lettuce, salsa, sour cream, cilantro, and guacamole. Note: best eaten sooner than later. Check the option below to have us throw the sauces (cheese, sour cream, salsa, and guac) on the side to preserve the chip crunchiness a little longer. Choose your protein! Carnage Asada, Birria Seitan, Cilantro Lime Tofu, Buffalofu, Veggie Crumbles or Chorizo-Mango
$8.95
Carnage Asada Burrito
One giant grilled burrito filled with our house-made Carnage Asada seitan, grilled fajita veggies, cilantro rice, guacamole, tomato salsa, chipotle cheese, shredded lettuce, and sour cream.
$12.95
Hatch Slingin' Slasher Burrito
Our version of a Cheesy Hatch Green Chili Relleno Burrito! We start with New Mexican hatch green chiles, poblano peppers, jalapeno peppers, diced onions, and pinto beans slow-cooked together. Then we add our grilled Carnage Asada seitan and jalapenos with chipotle cheese, sour cream, cilantro, and our green chili sauce. We grill this burrito with a layer of fried chipotle cheese and then smother it with more green chili sauce, diced onions, cilantro, and arbol chile flakes.
$13.95
Nocturnal Heartburn Burrito
*SPICY AF and for a good cause. RIP Trevor Strnad. 25% of this item's proceeds will be donated to the Suicide Prevention Hotline non-profit for the first week of sales. This burrito includes our house-made birria seitan, carnage asada seitan, chorizo seitan, buffalofu tofu, pickled jalapenos, cilantro, terror sauce, hatch green chili pinto beans, grilled fajita veggies, and cilantro lime rice. Then we grill the burrito and roll it on our fried chipotle cheese and garnish it with buffalo sauce, sour cream, diced jalapenos, cilantro, and arbol chili flakes. It destroys.
$14.95
Sides
Pozole Rojo
Our veganized traditional Mexican soup. A seasoned broth made from a variety of dried peppers, hominy, seitan, and onions. Garnished with red cabbage, radishes, lime, and cilantro.