12oz - TG
- 12oz Cup - TG
16oz - TG
- 16oz Cup - TG
- Margarita Monday$11.00
24oz - TG
- 24oz Cup - TG
24 oz Souvenir Cup - TG
- 24 oz Souvenir Cup - TG$21.00
- 24 oz Souvenir Refill - TG
32oz - TG
- 32oz Cup - TG
64 OZ JUG - HALF GALLON
- 64 Oz - Half Gallon$27.50
128 OZ JUG - GALLON
- 128 Oz - Gallon$43.83
COGNAC
- Ciroc VS$8.00
- Courvoisier$10.00
- Dusse$12.00
- Hennessy$12.00
- Hennessy Black$12.00
- Hennessy Privilege$14.00
- Hennyrita$14.00
- Hennyrita (HH)$7.00
- Nyak$7.00
- Remy 1738$14.00
- Remy V - Clear$10.00
- Remy VSOP$11.00
- Twenty Grand$8.32
GIN
- Bombay Sapphire$9.00
- Hendricks$10.00
- Taaka Gin$6.00
- Tangueray$9.00
Rum
- Bacardi Gold$10.00
- Bacardi Light$6.24
- Bacardi Silver$10.00
- Bacardi Trio$20.80
- Captain Morgan (House)$7.00
- James Harbor Silver$7.28
- Malibu$9.00
- Myer's Rum Dark$8.00
- Panty Dropper$10.40
- Parrot Bay Coconut Rum$5.00
- Pretty Kitty$8.32
- Pussy Punch$8.32
- Pussy Punch (HH)$5.20
- The Super Teazer-Margarita$15.60
- Tropic Isle Palm Rum$5.00
SCOTCH
- Glenfiddich 12$14.00
- Glenlivit$14.00
- JW Black$9.00
- Macallan 12$14.00
TEQUILA
- 1800 Coconut$9.00
- 1800 Reposado$10.00
- 1800 Silver$10.00
- 1800 Trio$20.80
- Clase Azul$40.00
- Cuervo Silver$7.00
- Don Julio$11.00
- Hennyrita$14.00
- Hennyrita (HH)$7.00
- Herradura Blanco$10.00
- Herradura Repasado$12.00
- Jose Cuervo$9.00
- Panty Dropper$10.40
- Patron$10.00
- Rancho Alegre Silver Tequila$6.24
- Tequila Sunrise$9.00
- The Super Teazer-Margarita$15.60
VODKA
- CIroc Coconut$9.00
- CIroc Pineapple$9.00
- Belvedere$9.00
- Ciroc -$9.00
- Ciroc Apple$9.00
- Ciroc Berry$9.00
- Ciroc Coconut$9.00
- Ciroc Peach$9.00
- Ciroc Pineapple$9.00
- Ciroc Punch$20.80
- Ciroc Vanilla$8.32
- Effen Vodka$9.00
- Grey Goose$9.00
- Hypnitizer Shot$2.08
- Ketel One$10.00
- New Amsterdam$6.24
- Panty Dropper$10.40
- Pussy Bomb$8.32
- Pussy Punch$8.32
- Pussy Punch (HH)$5.20
- Sky Wild Strawberry$6.24
- Skyy$6.24
- Taaka Vodka$6.00
- Three Olives$7.28
- Titos$10.00
- Twenty Grand$8.32
SHOTS
- 99 Brand$3.50
- Blueberry Jello Shots$2.00
- Bucket of Jello Shots$15.00
- Cherry Bombs$1.50
- Chocolate Dick Shot$8.00
- Clear Dick Shot$8.00
- Fireball$3.50
- Fuchsia Dick Shot$8.00
- Gummy Drops$1.50
- Jello Syringe$5.00
- Mango Jello Shots$2.00
- Parrot Bay$3.50
- pineapple bombs$1.25
- Pineapple Jelloshots$2.00
- Pink Dick Shot$8.00
- Purple Dick Shot$8.00
- Rum Shot$2.00
- Shot Shot Sunday$2.00
- Sour Apple Jello Shots$2.00
- Strawberry Jello Shots$2.00
- Tequila Shot$2.00
- Triple Shot Tueday$3.00
- Vodka Shot$2.00
- Watermelon Jello Shots$2.00
WHISKEY
- Cream Pie$8.32
- Crown Honey$9.00
- Crown Royal$9.00
- Crown Royal Apple$9.00
- Crown Royal Mesquite$9.00
- Crown Royal Vanilla$9.00
- Crown Trio$20.80
- Gentleman Jack$11.00
- Incredible Hulk (HH)$14.00
- Jack Daniels Black$10.00
- Jameson$9.00
- Makers Mark$11.00
- Seagram's 7$7.00
- Wild Turkey 101$8.00
- Woodford Reserve$11.00
BEER
- Bud Light$3.00
- Budweiser$3.00
- Cabernet Sauvignon$7.00
- Chardonnay$7.00
- Coors Light$3.00
- Corona$4.00
- Dos Equis$4.00
- Heineken$4.00
- Merlot$7.00
- Michelob Ultra$3.00
- Miller Light$3.00
- Modelo$5.00
- Moscato$4.98
- Red Stripes$4.00
- Riunite$7.00
- Shiner$5.00
- Teazerita With Moet$30.00
- Teazerita With Prosecco$21.00
- Teazerita With Wine Cooler$17.00
- Wine Cooler$5.00
Specialty Shots
- Cream Pie$8.32
- Pretty Kitty$8.32
- Pussy Bomb$8.32
Hookah
- Add Liquor$7.00
- Candy Tips$5.00
- Hookah- January Special$15.00
- Hookah Refill$15.00
- Large Hookah$35.00
- LED Hookah$30.00
- Mixed Hookah Flavor$2.00
- Small Hookah$20.00
- Tea'ze Mix$15.00
Mixed Drinks
- Apple Martini$10.40
- Cajun Lover$10.00
- Cape Cod$8.00
- French Connection$11.00
- Hennyrita$14.00
- Hennyrita (HH)$7.00
- Hurricane$8.84
- Incredible Hulk (Hennessy & Hpnotiq)$12.00
- Incredible Hulk (HH)$14.00
- Lemon Drop$10.00
- Long Island$10.00
- Margarita$10.00
- Moscow Mule$9.00
- Pantie Popper$12.00
- Panty Dropper$10.40
- Pussy Punch$8.32
- Pussy Punch (HH)$5.20
- Screwdriver$8.00
- Sex on the Beach$10.00
- The Super Teazer-Margarita$15.60
Soda
- Coke$2.00
- Coke Can$1.50
- Fanta Orange$2.00
- Fanta Pineapple$2.50
- Fanta Strawberry$2.50
- Minute Maid Blue Raspberry$2.50
- Powerade$3.00
- pussy energy$3.00
- Sprite$2.50
- Sprite Can$1.50
- Vitamin Water$3.00
- Water$2.50
EVENT
- Bottle Service - 1 Liter$150.00
- Bottle Service Special - 1.75 Liter$156.00
Souvenirs
- 24 Oz Yard Cup$21.00
- 24 Oz Yard Cup Refill$10.50
- Black Dick Cup$35.00
- Brown Dick Shots
- Clear Dick70
- Dick Pop Chocolate$15.00
- Festival Shot$2.00
- Festival Yard Cup$20.00
- Fuscia Dick Shot$8.00
- Penis Straw$3.00
- Pink Dick Shot$8.00
- Purple Dick Shots
- Pussy Straw$3.00
- Red Dixk Cup$20.00
- Saxaphone Refill$26.00
- Saxaphone with Daiquiri$52.00
- Shirts$10.00
- Yard Cup Refill$6.29
- Yard Cups$15.25
Flavor Pickles
- Blue Raspberry$2.00
- Blue Raspberry Sour$2.00
- Grape$2.00
- Grape Sour$2.00
- Green Apple$2.00
- Green Apple Sour$2.00
- Piña Colada$2.00
- Piña Colada Sour$2.00
- Sweet$2.00
- Sweet And Spicy$2.00
- Sweet And Spicy Sour$2.00
- Sweet Sour$2.00
- Watermelon$2.00
- Watermelon Sour$2.00
- Xtra Hot$2.00
- Xtra Hot Sour$2.00
Foreplay
- Fried Ribs W/Fries (8)$18.00
- 1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, and Corn$14.69
- 3 Buffalo Spring Rolls$15.00
- 3 Shrimp$4.00
- Brisket Fries$15.69
- Catfish Me Please$17.69
- Fried Ribs W/Fries (4)$12.00
- Honey Fries$5.00
- Menage A Trois$15.00
- Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries$8.00
- Shrimp & Grits$15.00
- Stuffed Jambalaya Balls$15.00
- Taco Fries$12.00
- Tea'ze Burger$15.00
- Wings (20) Tg$18.99
- Wings-N-Fries (20) Tg$20.99
- Wings-N-Fries (6)$12.69
Smoke Out
- 3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos$10.00
- BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac$10.00
- Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato$13.00
Specials
- .85Wings
- 1.50 Catfish$1.50
- 10 Seafood Boil Special$10.00
- Bbs$1.00
- Blackend Catfish W/Rice$13.50
- Bufflo Eggrolls$5.99
- Fish Sandwich$8.00
- Oxtails Special$21.00
- Stuffed Boudain Ball Special$7.00
- Wednesday 60cents
- Wings
Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks
- 128 Oz
- 12oz
- 16 Oz
- 24oz$14.00
- 32oz
- 64 Oz
Catering
- Catering Half Pans
Teazerita
- Beer$18.00
- Moet$21.50
- Teazerita With Moet$30.00
- Teazerita With Prosecco$21.00
- Teazerita With Wine Cooler$17.00
Between The Sheets (Sandwiches)
- Chicken Bacon Ranch$13.00
- O.G. Chopped Cheese$13.00
- Pork Chop Sandwich Special Tg$10.00
- Rodeo Chopped Cheese$13.00
- Rodeo Chopped Chick$13.00
- The Side Chick$13.00
The Climax (Happy Hour)
- 3 Buffalo Spring Rolls$15.00
- 4 Pc Fried Fish Nuggets$7.00
- 4 Pc Wings$7.00
- Beef Burger and Seasoned Fries$10.00
- Brisket Fries$15.69
- Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries$8.00
- Spicy Boiled Shrimp$10.00
Sides
- Collard Greens$5.00
- Green Apple Pickles$3.00
- Honey Fries$5.00
- Mashed Potatoes$5.00
- Onion Rings$5.00
- Southern Style Mac and Cheese$5.00
Toppers 1oz
- Captain Morgan (House)$7.00
- Cognac- Nyak (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Blanco (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Repo (House)$7.00
- Whiskey- Dickel (House)$7.00
House Liquor
- Captain Morgan (House)$7.00
- Cognac- Nyak (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Blanco (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Repo (House)$7.00
- Vodka- Highway (House)$7.00
- Whiskey- Dickel (House)$7.00
$5 U call it's
- Captain Morgan (House)$7.00
- Cognac- Nyak (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Blanco (House)$7.00
- El Jimador- Repo (House)$7.00
- Vodka- Highway (House)$7.00
- Whiskey- Dickel (House)$7.00
Cocktails specialty Drinks
- 69$15.00
- Climax$15.00
- Collide$15.00
- Georgia Peach$15.00
- Green Tea$10.00
- Hennessy Side Car$15.00
- House Side Car$8.00
- Kiss It Better$15.00
- Pillow Talk$15.00
- Slow Motion$10.00
- Thumb in her Butt$15.00
- Toxic$15.00
Daiquiri Toppers
- CIroc Coconut$9.00
- CIroc Pineapple$9.00
- 1800 Coconut$9.00
- 1800 Reposado$10.00
- 1800 Silver$10.00
- Absolut$7.28
- Bacardi Gold$10.00
- Bacardi Light$6.24
- Captain Morgan (rum)$3.50
- Ciroc$8.32
- Ciroc Apple$9.00
- Ciroc Berry$9.00
- Ciroc Coconut$9.00
- Ciroc Peach$9.00
- Ciroc Pineapple$9.00
- Ciroc Punch$20.80
- Ciroc Vanilla$8.32
- Ciroc VS$8.00
- Ciroc Watermelon$9.00
- Clase Azul$40.00
- Cognac- Nyak (House)$7.00
- Courvoisier$10.00
- Crown$9.00
- Crown Royal Apple$9.00
- Crown Royal Vanilla$9.00
- Don Julio$11.00
- Fireball$3.50
- Grey Goose$9.00
- Hennessy$12.00
- Hennessy Black$12.00
- Hpnotiq$7.28
- Nyak- Cognac$3.50
- Tequila (blanco)$3.50
- Tequila (Repo)$3.50
- Vodka$3.50
- Whiskey$3.50
64oz (Half Gallon) - TG
- 64oz (Half Gallon) - TG
128oz (Gallon) - TG
- 128oz (Gallon) - TG
Shots and Extras - TG
- Flavored Pickles - TG
- Tea'ze Jello Shots - TG
- Voschka - TG$2.50
Beverages - TG
- Apple Juice - TG$2.25
- Coca Cola - TG$2.25
- Cranberry Juice - TG$2.25
- Ginger Beer - TG$2.25
- Orange Juice - TG$2.25
- Pineapple Juice - TG$2.25
- Red Bull - TG$3.25
- Sprite - TG$2.00
- Sweetened Tea - TG$3.25
- Topto Chico - TG$3.25
- Unsweetened Tea - TG$3.25
- Water - TG$2.25
Beer - TG
- Blue Moon - TG$5.25
- Bud Light - TG$4.25
- Budweiser - TG$4.25
- Coors Light - TG$4.25
- Corona 12oz - TG$5.25
- Corona 7oz - TG$3.25
- Domestic Buckets - TG$17.75
- Dos XX - TG$5.25
- Heineken - TG$5.25
- Import Buckets - TG$23.00
- Michelob Ultra - TG$5.25
- Modelo Especial - TG$5.25
- Shiner Bock - TG$5.25
- TRULY Seltzers - TG$4.25
Wells - TG
- Juarez Blanco - TG
- Juarez Repo - TG
- Kentucky Gentleman - TG
- Ron Rio Gold - TG
- Ron Rio White - TG
- Taaka Gin - TG
- Taaka Vodka - TG
Liqueur - TG
- Baileys - TG
- Chambord - TG
- Disaronno - TG
- Grand Marnier - TG
- Hpnotiq - TG
- Rumchata - TG
Gin - TG
- Bombay Sapphire - TG
- Hendrick's Gin - TG
- Tanqueray - TG
Vodka - TG
- Ciroc - TG
- Ciroc: Amaretto - TG
- Ciroc: Apple - TG
- Ciroc: Coconut - TG
- Ciroc: Limonata - TG
- Ciroc: Peach - TG
- Ciroc: Pinapple - TG
- Ciroc: Red Berry - TG
- Ciroc: Summer Citrus - TG
- Ciroc: Summer Watermelon - TG
- Grey Goose - TG
- Ketel One - TG
- Tito's - TG
Rum - TG - TG
- Bacardi: Gold - TG
- Bacardi: Superior - TG
- Captain Morgan - TG
- Captain Morgan: Dark Rum - TG
- Captain Morgan: Spiced Rum - TG
- Cruzan: Banana Rum - TG
- Cruzan: Mango Rum - TG
- Jameson - TG
- Malibu - TG
Tequila - TG
- Casamigos: Anejo - TG
- Casamigos: Blanco - TG
- Casamigos: Reposado - TG
- Clase Azul Reposado - TG
- Don Julio: 1942 - TG
- Don Julio: Anejo - TG
- Don Julio: Blanco - TG
- Don Julio: Primavera - TG
- Don Julio: Reposado - TG
- Teremana: Blanco - TG
- Teremana: Respado - TG
Bourbon - TG
- Jack Daniels - TG
- Jack Daniels: Apple - TG
- Jack Daniels: Honey - TG
- Knob Creek: Smoked Maple - TG
- Makers Mark - TG
- Woodford Reserve - TG
Cognac & Brandy - TG
- Courvoisier - TG
- D'usse V.S.O.P - TG
- Hennessy - TG
- Remy Martin: 1738 - TG
- Remy Martin: V.S.O.P - TG
Scotch & Whiskey - TG
- Chivas Regal 12 - TG
- Corwn Royale: Salted Caramel - TG
- Crown Royale - TG
- Crown Royale: Apple - TG
- Crown Royale: Blackberry - TG
- Crown Royale: Peach - TG
- Crown Royale: Vanilla - TG
- Glenlivet 12 - TG
- Johnnie Walker: Black Label - TG
Cocktails - TG
- Apple Jolley Rancher Martini - TG$16.75
- Berry 2.0 Cocktail - TG$17.75
- Between The Sheets - TG$17.75
- Blackberry Sage Old Fashion - TG$18.75
- Blueberry Lemon Drop Martini - TG$16.75
- Classic Old Fashion - TG$16.75
- Crown Amaretto Sour - TG$14.75
- Crown Royale Mimosa - TG$14.75
- Deluxe Pineapple Mule - TG$14.75
- French 75 - TG$17.75
- French Connection - TG$18.75
- French Connection (Shot) - TG$14.75
- Hennessy Alexander - TG$17.75
- Hennessy Berry Mojito - TG$17.75
- Hennessy Bramble - TG$18.75
- Hennessy Colada - TG$17.75
- Hennessy Margarita - TG$17.75
- Peach Hennesy Sidecar - TG$18.75
- Peach Martini - TG$16.75
- Peach Sour - TG$14.75
- Peach Thyme Old Fashion - TG$18.75
- Pornstar (Passionfruit) Martini - TG$16.75
- Smoked Maple Old Fashion - TG$17.75
- Spicy Vanilla Lemonade - TG$14.75
- Strawberry Mint Iced Tea - TG$14.75
- The Incredible Hennessy - TG$17.75
- Tiffaney Blue Tini - TG$16.75
- Watermelon Martini - TG$16.75
- White and Chocolate Martini - TG$16.75
Shots - TG
- Blue Balls - TG$7.50
- Chocolate Cake - TG$7.50
- French Connection (Shot) - TG$14.75
- Mexican Candy - TG$7.50
- Panty Dropper - TG$7.50
- Star Fucker - TG$7.50
- White Gummy Bear - TG$7.50
Teaze Mocktails - TG
- Blue Lagoon Mocktail - TG$5.25
- French 75 Mocktail - TG$5.25
- Grilled Lemon Limeade - TG$5.25
- Margarita Punch - TG$5.25
- Mojito Cocktail - TG$5.25
- Sparkling Punch - TG$5.25
- Sweet Spicy Watermelon Paloma - TG$5.25
Combos - TG
- 1 Gal Daquari 50 Jello Shots 10 Jolley Ranchers Shot Glasses - TG$140.50
- 1/2 Gallon + 25 Jello Shots + 3 Shot Glasses - TG$88.50
- 10 wings with fries Tg$15.99
- 2 Fish 4shrimp With Fries Tg$18.99
- 2 Gallons + 50 Jello Shots + 6 Shot Glasses - TG$182.00
Bachelorette Party - TG
- 1 Gal Daiquiri 25 Jello Shot 25 Penis Shot - TG$182.00
- 1 Gallon Daiquiri 20 Jello Shot 10 Syringes - TG$239.25
- 1/2 Gallon Daiquiri, 10 Jello Shots and 5 Syringes - TG$78.00
- 2 Gal Daiquiri 50 Jello Shot 50 Penis Shot - TG$442.00
Karaoke
- Bacon Add On$1.25
- Burger W Fries$13.50
- Cheeseburger$12.50
- Fish And Fries$15.00
- Fish Sandwich And Fries$12.00
- Fries Only$5.00
- Shrimp And Fish$17.00
- Shrimp W Fries ( 4 ) Tg$15.69
- Wings (6) Only Tg$8.99
Festival Menu
- 3 Whole Wings With Fries$20.00
- Daiquiri 16oz$10.00
- Egg Rolls ( Seafood ) Tg$7.99
- Egg Rolls Chicken 2 Tg$12.00
- Egg Rolls Voodoo 2$15.00
- Jello Shot (1)$3.00
- Jello Shot(s) 3$10.00
- Just Fries$5.00
- Souvenir Cup 24oz Refill$15.00
- Souvenir Cup 24 Oz$25.00
- Tea'ze Kool-aid On Ice 16 Oz$6.00
Weekend Menu
- Add 6 Shrimp$5.99
- Add Cheese$1.25
- Baked Potatoe BBQ Brisket$12.99
- Baked Potatoe Grill Chicken$12.99
- Baked Potatoe Grill Shrimp$12.99
- Baked Potatoe Loaded$10.99
- Boil Bags 4 Turkey Necks - Plus Corn, Sausage And Potatoes$11.99
- Fish (2) Pieces With Fries$15.99
- Fish (1) With Shrimp (6)$17.00
- Fish Po Boy With Fries$12.99
- Wings (10) Only Tg$10.99
Secret Menu
- Hook Up
