Your choice of traditional (bone-in) or boneless chicken wings tossed in our house-made buffalo sauce. Served with your choice of blue cheese or ranch.
$16.00
The "Nacho Man" Randy Savage
Tortilla chips topped with cheddar cheese, sour cream, house-made guacamole, and pico de gallo.
$15.00
The Ke$Ha-Dilla
A sampler of cheese, chicken, and steak quesadillas. Served with sour cream, house-made guacamole, and pico de gallo.
$16.00
The Return Of The Mac And Cheese
Elbow macaroni and cheese made with bacon and house-made pico de gallo.
$14.00
The One Ring To Rule Them All
A sampler of mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, fried ravioli, chicken fingers, french fries, and 1 onion ring. Served with BBQ sauce, honey mustard, ketchup, ranch, and mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$18.00
Chicken Tenders
Served with your choice of honey mustard, ketchup, or bbq sauce.
$14.00
Crab Cakes
Served with house-made tartar sauce or mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$16.00
Fried Ravioli
Served with mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$13.00
Fried Shrimp
Served with house-made tartar sauce or mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$15.00
Mozzarella Sticks
Served with mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$10.00
Onion Rings
Served with ranch.
$10.00
Jalapeno Poppers
Served with ranch.
$10.00
Sidekicks
Lay's Chips
Classic potato chips.
$1.00
Coleslaw
House-made. 16 oz serving.
$6.00
Macaroni Salad
Made with tuna. 16 oz Serving.
$8.00
Potato Salad
House-made. 16 oz Serving.
$8.00
Buffalo Sauce
House-made. 8 oz serving.
$6.00
Mom's Gravy
House-made. 16 oz serving.
$8.00
Guacamole
House-made. Served with tortilla chips. 8 oz serving.
$10.00
Pico De Gallo
House-made. Served with tortilla chips. 8 oz serving.
$8.00
French Bread Pizza
Cheese
$8.00
Cheesy Garlic Bread
Served with mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
$8.00
Fryday
French Fries (Air-Fried)
Served with your choice of dipping sauce.
$6.00
The Always Sunny Fries
French fries topped with your choice of steak or grilled chicken, cheese sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, peppers, and onions. Comes with a side of ketchup.
$16.00
The Buffington Post Fries
French fries topped with Buffalo chicken, crumbled blue cheese, and your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.
$16.00
The Chili Willy Fries
French fries topped with our house-made chili, cheese sauce, and shredded cheddar cheese.
$15.00
The Disco Inferno Fries
French fries topped with mozzarella and brown gravy.
$13.00
The Mystic Pizza Fries
French fries topped with mom's gravy (house-made marinara), pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese.
$14.00
The Toad Fries
French fries topped with chicken, Marsala sauce, mozzarella cheese, and sauteed mushrooms.
$15.00
The South Side
Da Bear
Classic Chicago Italian beef topped with au jus and your choice of giardiniera.
$16.00
Da Bear Fries
French fries topped with classic Chicago Italian beef, au jus, and your choice of giardiniera.
$16.00
The You're My Inspiration Dog
Inspired by my wife who is originally from Chicago. This menu item features a Vienna hot dog topped with diced raw onions, tomato wedges, a pickle spear, yellow mustard, sport peppers, Chicago style green relish & celery salt on a poppy seed bun.
$10.00
The Breakfast Club (Served All Day)
The Fawlty Tower
Bacon, sausage, taylor ham, hash browns, eggs, and syrup. Served on French toast.
$16.00
The Humpty Dumpty
Classic egg sandwich.
$6.00
The 6 Degrees Of Kevin Bacon
Classic bacon and egg sandwich.
$8.00
The Sausage Party
Classic sausage and egg sandwich.
$8.00
The Taylor Swift
Classic taylor ham and egg sandwich.
$8.00
The Brady Brunch Burger
A hamburger topped with a fried egg, bacon, and a hash brown. Served on a giant English muffin.
$16.00
The Prime Time
A prime rib steak sandwich topped with fried eggs. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$18.00
Subs Of Ice (Served Cold)
The Bullet Club
Club sandwich with ham, turkey, bacon, American cheese, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on Texas toast.
$14.00
The Do You Know The Muffaletta Man?
Ham, mortadella, salami, provolone, and olive salad. Served on 1/2 of a bread bowl.
$13.00
The G.I. Joe
Ham, turkey, roast beef, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mustard, and oil & vinegar. Comes with your choice of bread.
$14.00
The Mambo Italiano
Capicola, ham, pepperoni, prosciutto, salami, soppressata, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and oil & vinegar. Comes with your choice of bread.
$15.00
The Pickle Rick
Tuna salad topped with lettuce and tomato. Served on a pickle.
$10.00
The You Down With B.L.T.?
Club style sandwich with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
Comes with your choice of bread.
$13.00
The Cluck Norris
Breaded chicken, bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Comes with your choice of bread.
$14.00
Subs Of Fire (Served Hot)
The Bat Out Of Hell
Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn topped with brown gravy. Served on Texas toast.
$14.00
The Extra Sloppy Joe
Classic sloppy joe. Served on your choice of a toasted brioche bun or round roll.
$12.00
The Freebird
Breaded chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, mac & cheese, and brown gravy. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$15.00
The Go Fish
Fried cod fish filet, French fries, lettuce, tomato, and house-made tartar sauce. Served on toasted Italian bread with a side of malt vinegar.
$14.00
The That's All Folks
Roast pork, rice, black beans, and sweet plantains. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$14.00
The Ross Geller
Turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and brown gravy. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$16.00
The Soprano
Ham, salami, pepperoni, capicola, prosciutto, soppressata, provolone, pepperoncini, roasted peppers. Topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and oil & vinegar. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$16.00
Guardians Of The Garlic Bread
The Optimus Prime Rib
Prime rib topped with au jus and horseradish mayo.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$18.00
The Why Did The Chicken Cross The Roda?
Chicken francese topped with mozzarella cheese. Served on garlic bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Marcel Marsala
Chicken and mushrooms sauteed in a Marsala wine sauce. Served on garlic bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Porkemon
Roasted pork and provolone topped with your choice of broccoli rabe or spinach.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Ravioli, Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli
Fried ravioli topped with mozzarella, grated Parmesan cheese, and mom's gravy (house-made marinara).
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Roast Beast Incarnate
Roast beef dipped in au jus and topped with fresh mozzarella.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
Natural Born Grillers
The Andre The Giant Burger
Double decker French onion burger topped with caramelized onions and Swiss cheese. Served on grilled Texas toast.
$16.00
The Poultrygeist
Breaded or grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, and roasted peppers. Topped with balsamic dressing. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$14.00
The Full Melted Jacket
Cheese fries, mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, bacon, and pepper jack cheese. Served on grilled Texas toast.
$15.00
The O.G
Traditional grilled cheese. Served on Texas toast.
$8.00
The Tony Montana
Roasted pork, ham, turkey, and Swiss cheese. Topped with pickles and mustard. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$15.00
The Italian Stallion Hot Dog
Beef hot dog topped with potatoes, peppers, and onions. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$12.00
The Sausage Peppers Lonely Onions Club
Sausage, peppers and, onions. Topped with mom's gravy (house-made marinara) and grated Parmesan cheese. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$13.00
The Balboa
Breaded chicken, grilled chicken or steak. Topped with cheese sauce, peppers, and onions. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$14.00
The Sandwich on the Rye
The Rick Rubin
Corned beef and pastrami topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Russian dressing. Served on rye bread.
$16.00
The Steel Curtain
Pastrami topped with coleslaw, fries, provolone, and tomato. Served on rye bread.
$15.00
The Patty Mayonnaise Melt
Seasoned 100% fresh ground beef patty topped with American cheese, caramelized onions, and mayo. Served on rye bread.
$14.00
The Boondock Saint
Corned beef topped with potatoes, cabbage, and mustard. Served on rye bread.
$14.00
The Saved By The Brisket
Slow-cooked BBQ Brisket topped with pepper jack cheese, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, and chipotle mayo. Served on rye bread.
$16.00
The Egghead
Club sandwich with egg salad, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion. Served on rye bread.
$13.00
The Snoop Daggy Dag
Ham, turkey, roast beef, coleslaw, and Swiss cheese. Topped with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo. Served on rye bread.
$16.00
The Looney Tuna Melt
Open faced tuna sandwich topped with cheddar cheese. Served on rye bread.
$14.00
Parm Fiction
The Conehead
Eggplant Parmesan sandwich. Served on Italian bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$13.00
The It Just Doesn't Matter
Meatball Parmesan sandwich. Served on Italian bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Lieutenant Dan
Shrimp Parmesan sandwich. Served on Italian bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$15.00
The Linkin Parm
Sausage Parmesan sandwich. Served on Italian bread.
Make this sandwich a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$13.00
The Robot Chicken
Chicken Parmesan sandwich. Served on Italian bread.
Upgrade your sandwich to a dinner with your choice of penne, spaghetti, or potato and vegetables for an additional charge.
$14.00
The Mini Parmageddon
Take our food challenge for a test drive! Choice of meatball, breaded chicken, or breaded eggplant. Topped with mozzarella sticks, fried ravioli, mom’s gravy (house-made marinara) and mozzarella cheese.
$20.00
Boats 'N Bowls
The I Knew It Was You, Alfredo Boat
Penne in an alfredo sauce. Served on an open Italian hero.
$14.00
The I Knew It Was You, Alfredo Bowl
Penne in an alfredo sauce. Served in a bread bowl.
$14.00
The Half Baked Boat
Penne with mom's gravy (homemade marinara sauce), mozzarella, ricotta, and grated cheese. Served on an open Italian hero.
$14.00
The Half Baked Bowl
Penne with mom's gravy (house-made marinara sauce), mozzarella, ricotta, and grated cheese. Served in bread bowl.
$14.00
The Naruto Boat
Ramen noodles and sauteed vegetables tossed in a teriyaki soy sauce broth. Served on an open face Italian hero with a side of broth.
$15.00
The Naruto Bowl
Ramen noodles and sauteed vegetables tossed in a teriyaki soy sauce broth. Served in a bread bowl with a side of broth.
$15.00
The Lady And The Tramp Boat
Spaghetti and meatballs topped with mom's gravy (homemade marinara sauce) and grated parmesan cheese. Served on an open Italian hero.
$15.00
The Lady And The Tramp Bowl
Spaghetti and meatballs topped with mom's gravy (homemade marinara sauce) and grated parmesan cheese. Served in bread bowl.
$15.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... Mom's Gravy Boat
Penne with mom's gravy (house-made marinara). Served on an open Italian hero.
$12.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... Mom's Gravy Bowl
Penne Pasta with Mom's gravy (house-made marinara). Served in a bread bowl.
$12.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... Broccoli With Garlic & Oil Boat
Penne and broccoli with garlic and oil. Served on an open Italian hero.
$13.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... Broccoli With Garlic & Oil Bowl
Penne and broccoli with garlic and oil. Served in a bread bowl.
$13.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... With Vodka Sauce Boat
Penne with vodka sauce. Served on an open Italian hero.
$14.00
The Penne... Penne... Penne... With Vodka Sauce Bowl
Mixed greens, croutons, tomato, onion, peppers, cucumbers, basil, salami, ham, provolone, and oil & vinegar.
$14.00
The Hey, Chef!
Romaine lettuce, ham, turkey, roast beef, American cheese, tomato, onion, cucumbers, hard boiled egg, and croutons.
$16.00
The South By Southwest
Romaine lettuce, avocado, tomato, corn, black beans, red onion, cilantro, jalapenos, and shredded cheddar cheese. Served with a house-made Southwestern dressing.
$15.00
V for Vegetarian
The Elvis
Peanut butter, sliced banana, and honey. Served on Texas toast.
$10.00
The My Big Fat Greek Pita
Mixed greens, tomato, cucumber, onion, olives, roasted peppers, pepperoncini, feta cheese, and oil & vinegar. Served on a pita.
$13.00
The Zohan Pita
Romaine lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onions, roasted peppers, olives, feta cheese, hummus, and oil & vinegar. Served on a pita.
$13.00
The Vegeta-Tarian
Grilled vegetables and fresh mozzarella with balsamic dressing. Served on toassted Italian bread.
$14.00
The California Dream Burger
Veggie patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a brioche roll.
Substitute Topping Options: Pico de Gallo & Guacamole or Spinach & Mushrooms
$15.00
The Alicia Keys-Adilla
A large quesadilla made with grilled vegetables and cheese. Served with sour cream, guacamole, and pico de gallo.
$14.00
The Robert Egg-Plant
Grilled eggplant, mixed greens, fresh mozzarella, sun-dried tomatoes and roasted peppers topped with balsamic dressing. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$14.00
The Twin Pico
Grilled eggplant, pico de gallo, and provolone cheese topped with oil & vinegar. Served on toasted Italian bread.
$14.00
Yo! MTV Wraps
The Buffalo Soldier
Breaded or grilled chicken tossed in Buffalo sauce with romaine lettuce, crumbled blue cheese, and blue cheese dressing. Served on your choice of wrap.
$14.00
The Chim Chim Chur-Ri
Choice of steak, roasted pork, or grilled chicken with rice, & beans, plantains, guacamole, pico de gallo, chimichurri sauce, and chipotle mayo. Served on your choice of wrap.
$16.00
The Hail, Caesar!
Breaded or grilled chicken with romaine lettuce, grated Parmesan cheese, Caesar dressing, and croutons. Served on your choice of wrap.
$14.00
The Florentine And The Machine
Chicken in francese sauce, mozzarella, spinach, and rice. Served on your choice of wrap.
$14.00
The Nacho Libre
Seasoned ground beef, potatoes, sour cream, pico de gallo, and nacho cheese. Served on your choice of wrap.
$13.00
The Anti-Pasto Up!
Mixed greens, tomato, onion, cucumber, olives, roasted peppers, ham, salami, capicola, soppressata, pepperoni, provolone, and fresh mozzarella. Served on your choice of wrap.
$15.00
Back To The Basics Sandwiches
Capicola Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Cheese Sandwich
$10.00
Chicken Salad Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Egg Salad Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Ham Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Mortadella Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Pepperoni Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Prosciutto Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Roast Beef Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Salami Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Soppressata Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Tuna Salad Sandwich
Topped lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Turkey Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Breaded Chicken Cutlet Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
$12.00
iScream Milkshakes
The Samoa Joe
Chocolate and caramel milkshake with chocolate and coconut rim, topped with whipped cream, Samoa cookies, and chocolate & caramel drizzle. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Please Sir, I Want S'more
Chocolate milkshake with chocolate frosting and graham cracker rim, topped with whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, Hershey bar, graham cracker and toasted marshmallow. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Obi-Wan Cannoli
Cannoli milkshake with vanilla frosting and chocolate sprinkle rim. Topped with whipped cream, powdered sugar, and a cannoli. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Brass Monkey
Peanut butter milkshake with peanut butter and Reese's pieces rim, topped with whipped cream and a chocolate covered banana. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Rainbow Brite
Vanilla milkshake with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkle rim, topped with whipped cream, rainbow sour belts, nerds and sour Skittles. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Pink Panther
Strawberry milkshake with vanilla frosting and pink sprinkle rim. Topped with whipped cream and cotton candy. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
The Shake, Rattle & Roll
Oreo milkshake with vanilla frosting and oreo crumble rim. Topped with whipped cream and a swiss roll. 32 oz serving.
$16.00
Small Milkshake
16 oz serving. Choice of: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, peanut butter, Oreo, chocolate caramel, peanut butter caramel, caramel, butterscotch, and cannoli
$8.00
Large Milkshake
24 oz shake. Choice of: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, peanut butter, Oreo, chocolate caramel, peanut butter caramel, caramel, butterscotch, and cannoli
$12.00
Hope Floats
The Purple Rain
Stewart's grape soda with purple drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The 1.21 Gigawatts
Sprite with pop rocks & blue drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The I Am Groot Beer
Root beer with green drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The Wingardium Leviosa
Cream soda with butterscotch and caramel drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The Pennywise
Stewart's black cherry or cheerwine with a red drizzle. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The Snow White
Mundet apple soda with a caramel drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The Kel
Stewart's orange soda with orange drizzle. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
The Fruit By The Float
Senorial sangria soda with mixed frozen fruit. Made with vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream.
$12.00
Smoothie & Blowfish
The If You Like Pina Coladas
Pineapple and coconut. The base of the smoothie is made with apple juice.
$8.00
The Princess Peach
Peach. The base of the smoothie is made with apple juice.
$8.00
The Sir Mixed-A-Lot
Mixed berries. The base of the smoothie is made with apple juice.
$8.00
This Ish Is Bananas
Strawberry and banana. The base of the smoothie is made with apple juice.
$8.00
Drinks
Bottle
$4.00
Can
$2.00
Water- Bottle Of Poland Spring
$2.00
Pic-a-nic Baskets (Assemble Your Own)
The Hey Boo Boo Basket
Serves 2. Italian basket includes:
Meat: Ham, Salami, and Pepperoni
Cheese: Provolone
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Italian
Sides: Cucumber & Tomato Salad and Italian Pasta Salad
$35.00
The Hey Boo Boo Basket: American
Serves 2. American basket includes:
Meat: Roast Beef, Turkey, and Ham
Cheese: American
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Round Roll
Sides: BLT Pasta Salad and Chicken Orzo Salad
$35.00
The Hey Boo Boo Basket: Deli
Serves 2. Deli basket includes:
Meat: Pastrami, Corned Beef, and BBQ Brisket
Cheese: Swiss
Toppings: Mustard and Russian Dressing
Bread: Rye
Sides: Pickle Spears, Coleslaw, and Macaroni Salad
Serves 4. The Italian basket includes:
Meat: Ham, Salami, and Pepperoni
Cheese: Provolone
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Italian
Sides: Cucumber & Tomato Salad and Italian Pasta Salad
$65.00
The Yogi Basket: American
Serves 4. American Basket includes:
Meat: Roast Beef, Turkey, and Ham
Cheese: American
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Round Roll
Sides: BLT Pasta Salad and Chicken Orzo Salad
$65.00
The Yogi Basket: Deli
Serves 4. Deli basket includes:
Meat: Pastrami, Corned Beef, and BBQ Brisket
Cheese: Swiss
Toppings: Mustard and Russian Dressing
Bread: Rye
Sides: Pickle Spears, Coleslaw, and Macaroni Salad
Serves 6. Italian basket includes:
Meat: Ham, Salami, and Pepperoni
Cheese: Provolone
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Italian
Sides: Cucumber & Tomato Salad and Italian Pasta Salad
$95.00
The Ranger Smith Basket: American
Serves 6. American basket includes:
Meat: Roast Beef, Turkey, and Ham
Cheese: American
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Round Roll
Sides: BLT Pasta Salad and Chicken Orzo Salad
$95.00
The Ranger Smith Basket: Deli
Serves 6. Deli Basket includes:
Meat: Pastrami, Corned Beef, and BBQ Brisket
Cheese: Swiss
Toppings: Mustard and Russian Dressing
Bread: Rye
Sides: Pickle Spears, Coleslaw, and Macaroni Salad
Serves 8. Italian Basket includes:
Meat: Ham, Salami, and Pepperoni
Cheese: Provolone
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Italian
Sides: Cucumber & Tomato Salad and Italian Pasta Salad
$125.00
The Jellystone Basket: American
Serves 8. American Basket includes:
Meat: Roast Beef, Turkey, and Ham
Cheese: American
Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo, Oil & Vinegar
Bread: Round Roll
Sides: BLT Pasta Salad and Chicken Orzo Salad
$125.00
The Jellystone Basket: Deli
Serves 8. Deli Basket includes:
Meat: Pastrami, Corned Beef, and BBQ Brisket
Cheese: Swiss
Toppings: Mustard and Russian Dressing
Bread: Rye
Sides: Pickle Spears, Coleslaw, and Macaroni Salad