Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
Poor Man's Wings (V)
10 pieces of breaded potato wedges tossed in Buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.Vegan.
$11.50
Government Cheese
Burger stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.
$16.10
Chronic Fries (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must-try! Add spicy queso or cheese sauce for $1. Vegan.
$8.05
Stella Blue
Pretty simple - a burger stuffed with blue cheese and bacon then topped with blue cheese sauce. The one that made us no. 1.
$16.70
Mission Impossible Hawaii (V)
Our vegan Hawaiian burger is a blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun. Vegan.
$17.25
The Queso Jalapeño
Take our Gov't Cheese Burger (stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese) and add house-made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapeños.
$16.40
Plain Burger
A 1/2 lb. of ground Angus beef, with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and an onion ring.
$14.95
The Mr. Fables
The ultimate olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.
$16.70
Vegan Chick(pea) Wings (V)
House-made garbanzo “wings” tossed in your choice of buffalo hot, buffalo mild, golden bbq, or sweet chili sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$13.25
Real Chicken Wings
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili sauce. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
$17.85
Sweet Potato Burrito (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato, and onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh pico and chips. Vegan.
$12.65
The Road Runner Wrap
Made with fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro-sour cream & spicy queso cheese, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & tortilla chips.
$14.40
Burgers
All 100% black certified Angus beef burgers are topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring. Served with Chronic or naked fries, sub onion rings +2.
The Mr. Fables
The ultimate olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.
$16.70
Stella Blue
Pretty simple - a burger stuffed with blue cheese and bacon then topped with blue cheese sauce. The one that made us no. 1.
$16.70
Government Cheese
Burger stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.
$16.10
The Queso Jalapeño
Take our Gov't Cheese Burger (stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese) and add house-made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapeños.
$16.40
Mission Impossible Hawaii (V)
Our vegan Hawaiian burger is a blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun. Vegan.
$17.25
'Call it What you Want'
1/2-pound black Angus burger patty with pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, avocado crema, and pineapple butter on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$17.85
Plain Burger
A 1/2 lb. of ground Angus beef, with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and an onion ring.
$14.95
Hippie Stuffed Burger (V)
House-made black bean and lentil burger with vegan 1000 island, lettuce, tomato, and an onion ring. Served on a pretzel bun. Pickles upon request. Add Violife vegan cheese or the real deal for an additional charge. Served with Chronic Fries.
$15.55
Snacks & Wings
Real Chicken Wings
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili sauce. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
$17.85
Vegan Chick(pea) Wings (V)
House-made garbanzo “wings” tossed in your choice of buffalo hot, buffalo mild, golden bbq, or sweet chili sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$13.25
Chronic Chicken Popplers
Our famous fries are loaded with crispy chicken bites, tossed in your choice of sauce, and garnished with scallions.
$13.25
Chronic Fries (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must-try! Add spicy queso or cheese sauce for $1. Vegan.
$8.05
Meat Head Nachos (gs)
Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With spicy taco beef, shredded pepper jack cheese, spicy queso dip & cilantro-lime sour cream. gluten-sensitive.
Tortilla chips loaded with warm cheese sauce, shredded pork shoulder, diced ham, chopped pickles, and finished with a house mustard sauce.
$15.55
Spicy Queso Dip (VT) (gs)
This creamy, cheesy delight is perfectly spiced and topped with tangy pickled jalapeños and fresh scallions. Served with house-fried tortilla chips. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.
$8.05
Poor Man's Wings (V)
10 pieces of breaded potato wedges tossed in Buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.Vegan.
$11.50
Loaded Chronic Fries (VT)
Chronic Fries, buffalo Poor Man's Potato wings, jalapeños, tomato, and spicy queso. >>> Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50
$10.95
Favorites
Vegan Supreme (V)
Vegan chorizo, chipotle black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato, and vegan cheese. Folded up in a flour tortilla and grilled to perfection. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.40
Walking Taco - OG
A jumbo bag of Fritos loaded with beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime sour cream, and fresh pico.
$13.80
Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese Sandwich (VT)
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam, and red onion, on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.95
Sweet Potato Burrito (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato, and onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh pico and chips. Vegan.
$12.65
Walking Taco - Vegan
A Jumbo bag of Fritos loaded with vegan chorizo, vegan cheese sauce, vegan ranch, shredded lettuce, and fresh pico.
$14.40
Fried Bologna Sando
Texas toast, fried bologna, white American cheese, dill potato chips, spicy mustard aioli, onion, and shredded lettuce. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.95
The Road Runner Wrap
Made with fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro-sour cream & spicy queso cheese, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & tortilla chips.
$14.40
New! BLT
Sourdough, bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.95
NEW! Pulled Pork Sandwich
Fire-braised pork, cilantro slaw, avocado crema atop a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.40
NEW! Fried Egg Sandwich (VT)
Texas Toast, two fried eggs, white American cheese, basil aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$11.50
Angry Pig Tacos
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso dip, and tortilla chips.
$13.80
Mac & Cheez-Its
Mac coated in decadent gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its and garnished with green onion.
$13.80
Chili Cheese Dog
Angus beef hot dog topped with chili beef, shredded cheddar, and diced onions. Served with Chronic Fries.
$11.50
Salads
Just a Cobb Salad
Crisp romaine topped with chopped bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, grape tomatoes, avocado, blue cheese, and red onion. Served with green goddess dressing.
$14.95
Crispy Chick Salad
Romaine loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken bites, red onion, and grape tomatoes. Served with honey mustard dressing.
$15.55
Mom's Ramen Salad
Crunchy ramen noodles tossed with fresh romaine, cabbage, and toasted almonds in a zesty sesame vinaigrette. Garnished with scallions.
$14.40
Beverages
served in 16 oz cup
Dr. Pepper
$3.45
Pepsi
$3.45
Vernors Ginger Ale
$3.45
Starry
$3.45
Liquid Death Rest In Peach
8.3 oz can.
$4.05
Mountain Dew
$3.45
Liquid Death Armless Palmer
8.3 oz can.
$4.05
Diet Pepsi
$3.45
Red Bull
8.3 oz can.
$5.75
Liquid Death Grim Leafer
8.3 oz can.
$4.05
Lemonade
$3.45
Red Bull Sugar Free
8.3 oz can.
$5.75
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