A special so good, it stuck around. Stacked with pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, avocado crema, and pineapple butter on a pretzel bun.
$15.50
Government Cheese
Stuffed and topped with white American cheese.
$14.00
Stella Blue
Pretty simple. Stuffed with white American cheese then topped with bacon and warm blue cheese sauce.
$14.50
The Queso Jalapeño
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with spicy queso, and pickled jalapeños.
$14.25
The Mr. Fables
The ultimate olive burger! Topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.
$14.50
Plain Burger
Just the basics: lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring.
$13.00
Hippie Stuffed Burger (V)
House-made black bean and lentil burger with vegan 1000 island, lettuce, tomato, and vegan onion ring. Served on a pretzel bun.
$13.50
Mission Impossible Hawaii (V)
Blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun.
$15.00
Snacks & Wings
Tony's Pizza Snacks
Our take on a classic! Crisp wontons filled with a tasty blend of cheese, pepperoni, marinara, and secrets. Served with ranch and marinara.
$9.00
Chronic Chicken Popplers
Our famous fries are loaded with crispy chicken bites, tossed in your choice of sauce, and garnished with scallions.
$11.50
Stuffed Tots
Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They’re as good as they sound. Blue cheese sauce on the side.
$9.50
Chronic Fries (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must-try! Add spicy queso or cheese sauce for $1. Vegan.
$7.00
Loaded Chronic Fries (VT)
Chronic Fries, buffalo Poor Man's Potato wings, jalapeños, tomato, and spicy queso. >>> Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50
$9.50
Vegan Chick(Pea) Wings (V)
House-made garbanzo "wings" tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$11.50
Real Chicken Wings
8 jumbo chicken wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$15.50
Poor Man's Wings (V)
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.Vegan.
$10.00
Cubano Nachos
Tortilla chips loaded with warm cheese sauce, shredded pork shoulder, diced ham, chopped pickles, and finished with a house mustard sauce.
$13.50
Meat Head Nachos (Gs)
Tortilla chips covered with chili beef, spicy queso, pico, cilantro lime sour cream, pickled jalapeños, and a cilantro garnish.
$13.50
Full Monte Nachos (V) (Gs)
Vegan from head to toe. Tortilla chips topped with chorizo, cheese sauce, ranch, pico, jalapeños, and a cilantro garnish. vegan. gluten-sensitive.
$12.50
Spicy Queso Dip (VT) (Gs)
This creamy, cheesy delight is perfectly spiced and topped with tangy pickled jalapeños and fresh scallions. Served with house-fried tortilla chips. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.
$7.00
Favorites
New! BLT
Sourdough, bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.00
NEW! Pulled Pork Sandwich
Fire-braised pork, cilantro slaw, avocado crema atop a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.50
NEW! Fried Egg Sandwich (VT)
Texas Toast, two fried eggs, white American cheese, basil aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$10.00
Walking Taco - OG
A jumbo bag of Fritos loaded with beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime sour cream, and fresh pico.
$12.00
Walking Taco - Vegan
A Jumbo bag of Fritos loaded with vegan chorizo, vegan cheese sauce, vegan ranch, shredded lettuce, and fresh pico.
$12.50
Fried Bologna Sando
Texas toast, fried bologna, white American cheese, dill potato chips, spicy mustard aioli, onion, and shredded lettuce. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.00
Chili Cheese Dog
Angus beef hot dog topped with chili beef, shredded cheddar, and diced onions. Served with Chronic Fries.
$10.00
Mac & Cheez-Its
Mac coated in decadent gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its and garnished with green onion.
$12.00
Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese Sandwich (VT)
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam, and red onion, on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.00
Vegan Supreme (V)
Vegan chorizo, chipotle black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato, and vegan cheese. Folded up in a flour tortilla and grilled to perfection. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.50
Angry Pig Tacos
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso dip, and tortilla chips.
$12.00
The Road Runner Wrap
Fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro lime sour cream, spicy queso, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh pico & tortilla chips.
$12.50
Sweet Potato Burrito (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato, and onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh pico and chips. Vegan.
$11.00
Salads
Mom's Ramen Salad
Crunchy ramen noodles tossed with fresh romaine, cabbage, and toasted almonds in a zesty sesame vinaigrette. Garnished with scallions.
$12.50
Just A Cobb Salad
Crisp romaine topped with chopped bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, grape tomatoes, avocado, blue cheese, and red onion. Served with green goddess dressing.
$13.00
Crispy Chick Salad
Romaine loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken bites, red onion, and grape tomatoes. Served with honey mustard dressing.
$13.50
Dessert
Ice Cream Sandwich
A rotating ice cream sandwich filled with a large scoop of Hudsonville Creamery ice cream between two perfectly baked cookies.