Squat & Gobble Café Menu

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco, CA 94127
  • SAVORY CREPES Served with House Potatoes & House Salad (Gluten Free Crepes Available Upon Request)

    • BBQ Chicken

      Chicken Breast, American Cheese, Bell Peppers, Onions, Corn & BBQ Sauce.
      $19.95
    • Chicken Pesto

      Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun-dried Tomatoes & Pesto Sauce.
      $19.95
    • HANGOVER

      All Natural Ground Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Onions & Bacon Bits. Add An Egg – $3.50
      $19.95
    • ITALIAN

      Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Tomatoes, Scrambled Egg & Mozzarella Cheese. Topped with Pesto Sauce.
      $19.95
    • PHILLY CHEESE STEAK Crepe

      Grilled Angus Beef, Melted American Cheese, Mushrooms, Onions & Bell Peppers.
      $19.95
    • SHRIMP FLORENTINE

      Shrimp, Garlic, Spinach, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Mozzarella Cheese & Pesto Cream Sauce
      $23.00
    • MAMA MIA

      Mozzarella Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Mushrooms, Eggplant & Tomatoes, Topped with Marinara Sauce & Parmesan Cheese
      $19.95
    • ZORBA The GREEK

      Mozzarella & Feta Cheese, Eggplant, Roasted Red Peppers, Onions, Spinach, Tomatoes & Kalamata Olives
      $19.95
    • VEGGIE Fajita

      Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions,Tomatoes, Black Beans, Corn, & Pepper Jack Cheese. Topped with Our Spicy Ranchero & Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream & Crispy Tortilla Strips – Add Chicken – $5.00 Add Steak or Salmon– $7.00
      $19.95
  • DESSERT CREPES Served with Whipped Cream & Vanilla Ice Cream.

    • NUTELLA CREPE

      Nutella & Powdered Sugar
      $7.50
    • WHOLE THING

      Bananas, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon & Nutella & Powdered Sugar.
      $14.95
    • STRAW NUTELLA

      Strawberries & Nutella, Topped with Strawberry Sauce & Powdered Sugar.
      $14.95
    • SWEET APPLE PIE

      Apple Compote, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar &Cinnamon Topped with Powdered Sugar.
      $14.95
    • FRUITY NUTELLA

      Bananas, Strawberries, Blueberries, Nutella, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon, Topped with Blueberry & Strawberry Sauce.
      $14.95
  • SOUP and CHILI

    • FRENCH ONION

      Onions, Butter , Sugar, Brandy, Chicken Base, Beef Base, Flour, Croutons and Topped with Swiss Cheese
      $9.25
    • VEGGIE BLACK BEAN CHILI

      Black Bean, Bell peppers, Onions, Garlic, Celery, Canola oil, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper, Fresh Cumin, Tabasco, Chili Powder, Thyme, Paprika, Bay Leaves, Burgundy Wine, Tomato Paste, Crushed Tomato, Chiles, Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Cilantro
      $9.25
  • SALADS

    • HOUSE SALAD

      Mixed Greens, Cucumbers, Carrots, Tomatoes & Sun-Dried Tomatoes, House (Sun-dried Tomato) Vinaigrette Dressing. Half Salad
      $13.00
    • KALE CAESAR

      Kale, Romaine, Crouton Crumbs, Parmesan Cheese, Caesar Dressing.
      $13.00
    • SALMON COBB

      Grilled Salmon, Mixed Greens with Romaine, Fresh Herb Mix, Gorgonzola, Bacon, Crouton Crumbs, Avocado, Tomatoes, Boiled Egg & House (Sun-Dried Tomato) Vinaigrette Dressing
      $23.95
    • MEXICAN CHICKEN

      Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Tomatoes, Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Avocado, Crispy Tortilla Strips, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Cilantro & Lemon Cumin Vinaigrette Dressing.
      $23.00
    • MEDETERRANEAN

      Kale, Quinoa, Red Onions, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Red Bell Peppers, Feta Cheese, Fresh Herb Mix Tossed with Lemon & Oregano Vinaigrette Dressing
      $19.95
    • THAI STEAK SALAD

      New York Strip Steak, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Peanuts & Fresh Herb Mix, Tossed with Chili Lime Dressing
      $23.00
    • ASIAN CHICKEN

      Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Cabbage, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Crispy Rice Noodles, Peanuts & Fresh Herb Mix, Tossed with Asian Dressing
      $22.00
  • SANDWICHES- Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

    • Eggplant Sandwich

      Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries
      $19.95
    • FRIED CHICKEN Sandwich

      Crispy Chicken Breast, Swiss Cheese, Cabbage, Kale, Creamy Ranch Coleslaw, on a Hoagie Roll with Chipotle Aioli.
      $17.95
    • GRILLED CHICKEN Sandwich

      Grilled Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Cheese, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomato on a Focaccia Bun with Pesto Aioli. Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge.
      $19.95
    • ANGUS CHEESE PHILLY STEAK Sandwich

      Grilled Angus Beef, Melted American Cheese, Caramelized Mushrooms, Onions, Bell Peppers on a Hoagie Roll.
      $19.95
    • STEAK SANDWICH

      New York Strip Steak with Swiss Cheese, Caramelized Onion & Mushrooms, Served on a Garlic Hoagie Roll
      $23.95
    • GRILLED SALMON FILET Sandwich

      Grilled Salmon, Arugula, Tomato, Red Onions on a Hoagie Roll with Dill Aioli.
      $19.95
    • ALBACORE TUNA SALAD Sandwich

      Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onions, on Country Bread with Mayo.
      $18.95
    • TUNA MELT

      Tuna on Grilled Country Bread with American Cheese.
      $18.95
  • BURGERS- Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

    • ANGUS CHUCK BURGER

      1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce & Red Onion, Served on a Brioche Bun
      $19.95
    • WESTERN BURGER

      1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Crispy Onion Strings & BBQ Sauce, Served on a Brioche Bun
      $22.95
    • BEYOND BURGER (Veg)

      Plant Based Meat Patty , Arugula, Tomatoes, Red Onion & Chipotle Aioli, Served on a Brioche Bun
      $19.95
  • SLIDERS- Three Sliders Per Order. Add French Fries $3.95

    • CLASSIC BURGER

      With American Cheese
      $15.50
    • FRIED CHICKEN

      House Coleslaw & Chipotle Aioli
      $16.95
    • CRAB CAKE-Sliders

      Arugula & Chipotle Aioli
      $17.50
  • TACOS- Two Tacos Per Order with Your Choice of House Salad or French Fries

    • CRISPY FRIED CHICKEN Tacos

      House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli
      $19.95
    • STEAK Tacos

      Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream
      $21.95
    • GRILLED SHRIMP Tacos

      House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli
      $19.95
    • BEYOND BEEF Tacos (Veg)

      Beyond Beef (Plant Based Meat Product) Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Avocado, Salsa Fresca & Chipotle Aioli
      $19.50
  • PASTA

    • CHICKEN RIGATONI

      Chicken Breast, Broccoli, Roasted Garlic & Onions, in a Traditional Alfredo Sauce
      $21.00
    • ANGUS BEEF RIGATONI

      Sliced New York Strip Steak, Onions, Mushrooms & Roasted Garlic in a Stroganoff
      $23.00
    • SPAGHETTINI BOLOGNESE

      Classic Meat Sauce (Italian Sausage & Ground Beef), Fresh Basil & Parmesan
      $22.00
    • GRILLED SALMON RIGATONI

      Grilled Salmon Filet, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Mushrooms, Sun-Dried Tomatoes & Broccoli, Served in a Pesto Cream Sauce
      $23.95
    • SPAGHETTINI With PRAWNS

      Sautéed Prawns, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Fresh Basil & Parmesan Cheese, Served in a Marinara Sauce
      $22.00
    • CHICKEN Or EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA

      Breaded Chicken Breast or Eggplant, with Melted Mozzarella Cheese, Served Over Spaghettini & Marinara Sauce
      $23.00
    • MAC AND CHEESE

      Nine Month Aged White Cheddar & Cavatappi Noodle, Topped with Breadcrumbs & Green onions – Add On: 1) Broccoli - $3.00 2) Chorizo and Caramelized Bell Pepper and Onions - $7.00 3)Bacon - $4.50 Beyond Beef (Veg) - $6.50
      $16.95
  • GOBBLE PLATES

    • FISH & CHIPS

      Beer Battered Fish, Served with French Fries, House Coleslaw Mix & Tartar Sauce
      $21.00
    • CHICKEN WINGS

      Nine Pieces with Choice of Classic Buffalo Sauce or Mango Habanero Sauce, with Ranch Dressing
      $21.00
    • CITRUS GRILLED SALMON FILLET

      Lemon Dill Aioli & Served with House Salad and French Fries
      $23.95
    • SEAFOOD FRIED PLATTER

      One Crab Cake, Two Fish Beer Batter, Three Shrimps beer batter, House Coleslaw, French Fries, Tartar Sauce & Chipotle Aioli
      $25.95
    • GRILLED STEAK PLATE

      New York Strip Steak, Topped with Caramelized Mushrooms & Onions, Served with House Salad and French Fries.
      $24.95
  • KID's MENU

    • MINI CHEESE BURGERS

      Two Mini Burgers with American Cheese, Lettuce & Tomato. Served with French Fries & Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • GRILL CHEESE

      Grilled Country Bread with American Cheese. Served with French Fries and Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • POPCORN CHICKEN

      Served with French Fries, Fresh Fruit and Ranch Dressing.
      $12.00
    • MAC & CHEESE

      Tube Noodles and Cheese Sauce. Served with a side of Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • RIGATONI PASTA

      Choice of Butter or Tomato Sauce and Parmesan Cheese and Served with Side of Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES

      Strawberries, Powdered Sugar, Whipped Cream, Served with 100% Maple Syrup and Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • TRIPLE GOBBLE

      Mickie Pancake, Scrambled Egg and and Bacon Slice.Served with 100% Maple Syrup and Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
    • QUESADILLA

      With Mozzarella Cheese. Served with side of Fresh Fruit
      $12.00
  • BREAKFAST Specials

    • AVOCADO TOAST

      Sliced Avocado on a Thick Slice of Country Bread, Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served With a Side of Fruit Salad - Add On: 1)Cucumber, Tomato, Arugula - $2.00, 2) One Egg - $3.50, 3) Smoked Salmon - $7.00
      $14.00
    • CROISSANT SANDWICH

      Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Warm Croissant Served With Rosemary Garlic Potatoes or Fruit Salad
      $17.95
    • BREAKFAST BURRITO

      Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Avocado & Pepper Jack Cheese, Served Over Black Bean Chili, Topped with Salsa Fresca, Ranchero & Green Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream & Crispy Tortilla Strips
      $21.00
    • HUEVOS RANCHEROS

      Two Eggs Over Easy, Pepper Jack Cheese & Corn Tortillas, Topped With Our Spicy Ranchero Sauce, Served With Black Bean Chili & Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream
      $19.95
    • TRIPLE GOBBLE

      Two Eggs, Two Buttermilk Pancakes or French Toast, Your Choice of Bacon, Smoked Pit Ham -Or- Chicken Apple Sausage
      $18.95
    • BUTTERMILK PANCAKES Or BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST

      Stack of Three Buttermilk Pancakes with Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream. Served with 100% Maple Syrup. Add one of the following toppings: – $4.00 – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella - Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts
      $17.00
  • EGGS- Served with Toast & Choice of House Potatoes or Fresh Fruit

    • EYE OPENER

      Two Eggs, Any Style- Add Bacon, Smoked Pit Ham or Chicken Apple Sausage $7.00
      $14.95
    • STEAK And EGGS

      New York Strip Steak and Two Eggs Any Style
      $24.95
  • BENEDICTSServed With Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin With Rosemary Garlic Potatoes or Fruit Salad

    • EGGS FLORENTINE

      Grilled Tomatoes & Spinach
      $18.95
    • CLASSIC EGGS BENEDICT

      Grilled Smoked Pit Ham
      $18.95
    • CRAB CAKE FLORENTINE

      Grilled Spinach
      $21.95
    • BURGER BENEDICT

      Angus Beef Patty, Grilled Tomatoes & Bacon
      $21.95
    • CRISPY BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN

      $21.95
    • LOX BENEDICT

      Smoked Salmon, Grilled Tomatoes, & Spinach Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning
      $21.00
  • OMELETTES- Served with Toast & Choice of House Potatoes or Fresh Fruit

    • CASTRO

      Feta Cheese, Tomatoes, Spinach & Kalamata Olives
      $21.00
    • SOUTH Of The BOARDER

      Pepper Jack Cheese, Black Bean Chili & Avocado, Topped with Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream & Cilantro
      $21.00
    • FILLMORE

      Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese
      $21.00
    • NOR-CAL

      Chicken Apple Sausage, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli, Avocado, Mushrooms & Pepper Jack Cheese, Topped With Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream
      $21.95
    • BOURBON Street

      Pepper Jack Cheese, Spicy Sausage, Spinach, Bell Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms & Tomatoes Topped with Cajun Aioli
      $21.95
  • SCRAMBLERS- Served with Toast & Choice of House Potatoes or Fresh Fruit

    • DON MOI

      Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers & Pepper Jack Cheese, Topped with Avocado, Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream
      $21.00
    • MILAN

      Italian Sausage, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Tomatoes & Parmesan Cheese, Topped with Pesto Sauce
      $21.00
    • SMOKED SALMON

      Eggs, Tomatoes & Green Onions, Topped with Avocado, Lemon Dill Aioli, & Everything Bagel Seasoning
      $23.00

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