Two 3oz. Double R Ranch patties, smashed with razor thin onions, finished with American cheese, pickles, and our signature smash sauce.
Secret Squirrel move: add crispy onions!
$10.50
Ultimate Jalapeno
Two 3oz. patties smashed & topped with pickled jalapenos & crispy fried jalapenos, American cheese & smashed sauce. Yum
$11.50
Peanut Butter, Jam & Bacon Burger
Two perfectly smashed Pattie’s with onions, American cheese, peanut butter, blackberry jam & two big pieces of thick ass dailey’s bacon! (Advanced maneuver… add pickles!)
$14.00
Kimchi Smash
*NEW!! Two gloriously smashed Pattie’s with onions and melted American cheese. Topped with grilled Kimchi and spicy Gochujang sauce. This one surprises everyone, even non kimchi people!
$12.00
The Chester
A micro- regional burger from Long Island. Great for kids!
Two grilled slices of Texas toast, American cheese and one smash patty. Remove the patty and you got yourself a fine grill cheese! Add some onions, another smash patty and sauce.. Presto! you got a damn fine patty melt.
$8.00
Impossible Smash (vegetarian)
Two plant based Impossible patties smashed with razor thin onions finished with American cheese pickles and smashed sauce
$16.00
Kid Cheese Burger
Meat, cheese, bun
Nothing else!
$6.50
Fries
Fries - Regular
Salt & Pepper only
$6.00
Fries - Spicy
Heavy dose of our signature seasoning
$6.00
Fries - Saucy
Spicy seasoned with heap of grilled onions and sauced up!
$7.50
Fries - Totally Smashed
A larger serving of spicy fries, topped with everything! Grilled onions, crispy onions, jalapenos, crispy jalapenos, pickles, two smashed patties with American cheese, and finally…smothered in our smash sauce.
$14.00
Sides
Side of Sauce
A side of our classic smash sauce. Good on everything.
$0.50
Side of Gochujang Sauce
Our newest boldest sauce! It’s spicy. You won’t be disappointed. Save it for your eggs in the morning!
$0.50
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