SimplexiTea Menu

A blended ice drink with a lovely nutty flavor, our drink is from freshly cooked taro root not cheap imitation powder; delicious with or without syrup.

Our delicious take on an individual ice cream drink. Sweet, tart, salty, and the Chocolatey goodness of Oreo cookies. You've *never* had this combo before...because we made it up yesterday. LOL! 100% Sweet. Best with whole milk.

A delicious combination of avocado and banana in a blended ice drink.

It’s coffee flavored chocolate milk without the tea.

Coffee flavored milk without the tea.

‘Muricano is a super short form of Americano, which is also shortened from Caffé ‘Muricano. Contains dairy.

Choose your favorite flavor in 160z of non-dairy goodness! (Contains soy and a dairy protein.)

The delicious flavors of both avocado and banana as a non-dairy 16oz milkshake! (Contains soy and a dairy protein.)

Well. What have we here? The sweet heights of white chocolate and the heat of Cayanne +Oreo. Heat and sweet, we love it!

An updated, much cooler Arnold Palmer. Shakened not stirred

A pineapple is actually a collection of individual fruits that have fused together And oddly enough, its a berry...a delicious berry that whisks us away to tropical vacations and memories of spring break!

If you like mango, you’ll love this! Flaunting the benefits of our special fruit prep techno you get nothing but flavor, flavor, flavor!

Cantaloupe Puree with Iron Goddess

Strawberry puree with the milk of your choice.

Strawberry Puree with Milk and Matcha

Dirty and lychee in one! Super delicious, light and refreshing!

Mango puree with a splash of coconut milk, and the milk of your choice. Our debut SimplexiTea drink because it’s basic af, like, plain white rice with some fried egg and soy sauce

Two of the best tastes in the world, in one drink!

“What’s a dirty milk boba?” Well. It's milk of your choice, brown sugar boba, and brown sugar syrup -- with as much or as little syrup as you care to have.

Originally, a non-alcoholic drink, it features the refreshing taste of pineapple and coconut. Pair it with your favorite milk.

Assam Black Tea Blend: what’s so classic about black tea? absolutely nothing, but here’s a fact: black tea is called red tea in Chinese.

Originating during British rule of Hong Kong, this drink is traditionally made with black tea, evaporated milk and sweetened condensed milk. Based on what we've heard, it's the fourth most popular drink in Hong Kong with over 800-million glasses are consumed each year, which means get yours before it's too late.

A blend invented by some important British guy back in the day, due to his inability to enjoy tea as is, so he infused it with bergamot oil. Mister Grey will see you now.

Doesn’t smell like gold, doesn’t taste like gold, just tastes like oolong...heavily roasted. We got tricked into thinking it was made of gold, but it’s popular so we decided to keep it on the menu for the foreseeable future.

A traditional Thai tea we’re told has herbs and spices (not 11) but not spicy like Thai food and 100% delicious! Try it with the cheese foam topper! So. Good!

Houjicha, or Hoji cha is the name of roasted green tea from Japan. Due to its roasting process, it has lower caffeine content than other teas. If you're looking for the decaf experience, click here.

Delicious hot or cold, our custom blend black tea has enough caffeine to get you through the next boring ** meeting or power through a workout. As pictured, heavy cream, no sugar. Great keto option.

This one was a favorite of the NEMA tasters! A unique and awesome combination of Thai tea, Oreos and Whipped cream.