Simple Eats Restaurant Menu

4.6

(975+ Reviews)

$Brunch, Breakfast, Diner

Early Risers
- Avocado Toast
  8 Grain Toast / Poached Farm Eggs / Old Smoke House Bacon / Avocado mix with Red Onion / Tomato / Cilantro / Homefries
  $15.00
- Breakfast Burrito
  Farm Eggs / Bacon / Sausage / Home Fries / Cheddar Cheese / Flour Tortilla / House made Salsa / Fresh Fruit
  $15.00
- Buttermilk Pancakes
  Three Buttermilk Pancakes / Bananas or Seasonal Fruit / Bacon or Edward’s Sausage Link
  $12.00
- Crabby Bennie
  Chesapeake Bay Crab / Poached Farm Eggs / Toasted Brioche/ Spinach / Tomato / Avocado / Hollandaise / Home Fries
  $22.00
- Edward's Ham Bennie
  $20.00
- French Toast
  Cinnamon Swirl Bread / Powered Sugar / Seasonal Fruit / Smokehouse Bacon or Edward’s Sausage Link
  $12.00
- Garden Omelet
  Farm Eggs / Tomato / Spinach / Mushrooms / Red Onion / Cheddar Home fries / Toast or Biscuit 11 Add Bacon or Edward’s Sausage + 2
  $14.00
- Plain Bennie with no Meat
  $14.00
- Shipwreck
  Edward’s Sausage / Scrambled Farm Eggs / Sautéed Peppers and Onions / Cheddar Cheese / Home Fries / Toast or Biscuit
  $15.00
- Shrimp and Grits
  Seasoned Shrimp / Stone Grits / Edward’s Sausage / Bacon / Stewed Tomatoes / Cheddar Cheese
  $24.00
- Simple Breakfast Tacos
  Three Flour or Corn Tortillas / Scrambled Eggs / Edward's Sausage or Smokehouse Bacon / House Salsa / Sliced Avocado / Fresh Cilantro / Sweet Chili Aioli
  $16.00
- The Simple
  Farm Eggs / Bacon or Edward’s Sausage / Home Fries, Toast or Biscuit
  $13.00
- Crab Omelet
  Edward County Ham / Gouda Cheese / Tomatoes / Farm Eggs/ Homefries/ Toast or Biscuit
  $22.00
- Bailey’s Stuffed French Toast
  Cinnamon Swirl Bread / Green Bailey’s Irish Cream / Fresh Fruit / Powered Sugar / whipped Cream with Smoke House Bacon or Edward’s Sausage
  $15.00
Salads
- Beet and Apple
  Baby Arugula / Roasted Beets / VA Apples / Goat Cheese / Candied Pecans / Apple Cider Vinaigrette
  $8.00
- Local Farmer
  Seasonal greens / cucumber / tomatoes / pickled carrots / herb ranch
  $6.00
- Sandy Salad
  Local Mixed Greens / Tomatoes / House Made Mozzarella / Basil / Balsamic Glaze
  $8.00
- Yard Bird
  Smoked Pulled BBQ Chicken / Seasonal Greens /Roasted Tomatoes Fresh Mozzarella / Smokehouse Bacon / Balsamic Vinaigrette
  $12.00
- Spring Has Sprung Salad
  $8.00
Sandwiches
- Barry's Grilled Cheese
  Cheddar Cheese / Swiss Cheese / Smokehouse Bacon / Lettuce / Tomato / Onions / Sourdough / Home Fries
  $14.00
- Barry's Grilled Cheese & Soup
  Sourdough Bread / Swiss& Cheddar Cheese / Onion / Greens / Tomato /Smokehouse Bacon / Cup Of Soup
  $16.00
- Blackened Tuna Salad
  House Made Blackened Tuna Salad / Greens / Tomato mayo / 8 Grain Bread
  $14.00
- BLT
  Pepper Bacon / Lettuce / Tomato / Fresh Local Greens / Mayo
  $12.00
- Burrata Sandwich
  French baguette/Dukes Mayonnaise Creamy Burrata/Edward's Country Ham/ Tomato / Fresh Basil / Arugula/ balsamic Glaze
  $15.00
- Crabby Patty
  Chesapeake Bay crab / Greens / Tomato / Aioli / Apple Slaw / Brioche Roll
  $18.00
- Farmhouse Bacon Cheese Burger
  Brasstown Grass Fed Beef / Cheddar / Smokehouse Bacon / Greens / Tomato / Brioche Bun / Aioli
  $20.00
- Fresh Catch Sandwich
  Seasonal Local Fish / Greens / Tomato House Slaw / Aioli / Brioche Bun
  $22.00
- Gorgonzola Dolce Burger
  Brasstown Grass Fed Beef/ Gorgonzola Dolce Cheese /Smokehouse Bacon / Greens / Tomato / Brioche Bun / Aioli
  $22.00
- Plain Burger
  All Natural Grass- Fed Beef / Mixed Greens Tomato / House Aioli / Brioche Bun
  $12.00
- Simple Reuben
  Our Thinly Sliced Corned Beef / Swiss Cheese / Sauerkraut / Russian Dressing / Marble Rye
  $20.00
- Schmidty
  House Roasted Turkey Breast / Smokehouse Bacon / Cheddar / Greens / Tomato / Aioli / French or 8 Grain
  $14.00
- Shrimp Po Boy
  $20.00
- Smoked Chicken Salad
  Simple Eats Chicken Salad / Greens / Tomato
  $14.00
- The B.E.L.T.
  Poached Farm Eggs / Bacon / Greens / Tomato / Toasted Sourdough
  $14.00
- Turkey, Brie, & Apple Press
  Sourdough / Dukes Mayo / Sliced Turkey / Brie Cheese/ Green Apple Slices / Greens / Tomatoes / honey / home fries
  $16.00
- Southern Pimento BLT
  $16.00
- Flounder BLT
  $24.00
- Guinness Burger
  Brioche Bun / Brasstown Beef Infused with Guinness Beer / Caramelized Onion Cheddar / Smokehouse Bacon / Lettuce / Tomato
  $18.00
- Mozarella Bistro W/Soup
  Rustic Baquette / Fresh Mozzarella / Sliced Tomatoes / Fresh Basil / Mayo / Balsamic Glaze / Cup of House Creamy Tomato Basil Soup
  $16.00
- Mahi Banh Mi
  $24.00
Sides
- 1 Pancake
  $3.00
- 2 Farm Eggs
  $4.00
- 2 Pancakes
  $6.00
- Bacon
  $4.00
- Blackened Tuna Salad
  $8.00
- Chicken Salad
  $7.00
- Chips
  $3.00
- Crabcake
  $12.00
- French Toast (Half Order)
  $6.00
- Fruit
  $4.00
- Grits
  $4.00
- Home Fries
  $4.00
- Mixed Green Salad with Balsamic Glaze
  $3.00
- Sauce
  $0.75
- Sausage
  $4.00
- Side Plain Pulled Chix
  $6.00
- Toast
  $3.00
- Seasonal Side
  $4.00
Simple Beginnings
Honey/Figs/Warm Goat Cheese/Herbs/ French Baguette
- 12- Oysters on The Half Shell
  $18.00
- 6-Oyster on The Half Shell
  $10.00
- Baked Shrimp Toast
  Six Blaxkened Honey Shrimp / Sriracha, Herb & Caper Aioli / Pickled Red Onion / Sourdough Bread / Greens / Fresh Cilantro
  $15.00
- BBQ Chicken Quesadilla
  House Smoked BBQ Chicken / Cheddar / Black Bean Salsa / Sour Cream
  $15.00
- Burrata and Bread
  $12.00
- Cheese Board
  Artesian Cheeses / Cured Meats / Pickled Vegetables / Crackers
  $22.00
- Flatbreads
  Assorted Flatbread - Goat Cheese / BBQ Chicken / Roast Garlic
  $15.00
- Fresh Baguette Plate
  $8.00
- Tuna Bites
  Fresh Local Blackened Tuna Bite with House Aioli
  $15.00
- Vegetable Plate
  Assorted Fresh Local Vegetables Sauteed- What is in Season that week!
  $14.00
- Warm Goat Cheese
  Honey/Fresh Fruit/Warm Goat Cheese/Herbs/French Baguette
  $10.00
- Southern Pimento Oyster's
  6 Local Oysters / Pimento Cheese / Smokehouse Bacon
  $15.00
- Oyster Rockefeller
  $15.00
- Brie & Apple Flatbread
  Naan Bread / Apples / Goat Cheese / Candied Pecans / Fresh Mint / Hot Honey Balsamic Glaze
  $15.00
Simple Plates
- House Crab Cake Dinner
  Two Blackened Crab Cakes / Sriracha Aioli / Mixed Greens / Apple Slaw / Home Fries
  $28.00
- Local Fish and Grits
  Southern Style Grits / Smoked Gouda Cheese / Stewed Tomatoes / Local Blackened Fish / Pickled Red Onions / fresh Herbs
  $28.00
- Seared Fresh Catch Plate
  Local Fish / Seasonal Vegetables / Roasted Potatoes
  $26.00
- Tacos
  NC Shrimp / Seasoned Fish / BBQ Chicken / Cabbage / Black Bean House Salsa / Siracha Aioli / 3 Corn or Flour Tortillas (Choice of 1)
  $22.00
- Vegetable Plate
  Assorted Fresh Local Vegetables Sauteed- What is in Season that week!
  $14.00
Soups
- Creamy Tomato Basil Soup
  $6.00
- Stuffed Cabbage Soup
  Celery / Carrots / Onions / Braised Beef
  $6.00
- Creamy Potato & Leek
  $6.00
BEVERAGES
- Adult Milk
  $3.00
- Coke Products
  $3.00
- Hot Tea
  $3.00
- Juice
  $3.00
- Kids Horizon Milk
  $2.50
- Sweet Tea
  $3.00
- Pale Horse Coffee
  $3.50
- Unsweet Tea
  $3.00
- Ginger Beer
  $3.00
- Adult Chocolate Milk
  $5.00
- Pale Horse Cold Brew
  $5.00
- Cold Pressed Organic Apple & Cinnamon Juice
  House made Fresh Press Juice
  $6.00
- Cold Pressed Lavender Lemon /Agave Juice
  House made Fresh Pressed Juice
  $6.00
- Large Tomato Juice
  $3.50
COCKTAILS
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- Blackberry Mule
  VA Vodka, Lime Juice, Blackberries, Ginger Beer
  $12.00
- Breakfast Bourbon
  VA Cinnamon Whiskey, OJ, Champagne
  $10.00
- Breakfast Shot
  $8.00
- Chocolate Dreamy Martini
  $12.00
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  $8.00
- Cold Brew Martini
  VA Vodka, Cold Brew , Cream Liquor
  $12.00
- Cucumber Rosemary Gin Tonic
  VA Gin, Fresh Cucumber, Tonic, Rosemary
  $9.00
- Dark and Stormy
  Classic Dark and Stormy
  $10.00
- Gold Rush
  VA Bourbon. Honey Syrup, Lemon Juice
  $12.00
- Hibiscus Tea Smash
  $10.00
- House Margarita
  $12.00
- Irish Coffee
  Jameson Whiskey, Local Three Ships Coffee, House Made Whipped Cream
  $9.00
- Lemon Drop Martini
  VA Vodka, Lemonade, Club Soda, Sugared Rum
  $10.00
- Long Island
  Simple Eats version of Long Island...by Ryan
  $12.00
- Manhattan
  Classic Manhatten
  $10.00
- Martini
  Classic Martini
  $10.00
- Mocktail
  $5.00
- Old Fashion
  Classic Old Fashion
  $10.00
- Orange Crush
  $10.00
- Paloma Cocktail
  Tequila, Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice, Jalapenos, Soda Water
  $12.00
- Prosecco Cocktail
  $9.00
- Sangaria
  House Made Red or White with Fresh Fruit
  $8.00
- Simple Margarita
  $12.00
- Simple Mojito
  Classic Mojito Simple Way
  $10.00
- Sorbet Margarita
  Raspberry, Lemon, Blood Orange, Mango Sorbet, 1800 Tequila, Triple Sec, OJ
  $14.00
- Strawberry Basil Margarita
  1800 Tequila, Triple Sec, Basil, Lime Juice, Strawberries, Honey
  $12.00
- Tell Me More
  $10.00
- The Bourbon & The Bee
  $10.00
- White Russian
  $10.00
- Irish Mule
  $12.00
BEERS
- Beer Flight
  $14.00
- Bud Light
  $5.00
- Can Michelob Ultra
  $5.00
- Double IPA
  $9.00
- Stella Non alcoholic
  $5.00
- Becks -Non Alcoholic
  $5.00
WINES
- Barboursville Chardonnay GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Cab Franc GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Merlot GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Pinot Grigio GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Rose GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Sauvignon Blanc GLS
  $10.00
- Italian Pinot Grigio GLS
  $8.00
- Jefferson Chardonnay GLS
  $10.00
- Jefferson Viognier GLS
  $10.00
- Lamarca Prosecco GLS
  $7.00
- Simple Cabernet Sauvignon GLS
  $8.00
- Simple Chardonnay GLS
  $8.00
- Simple Pinot Noir GLS
  $8.00
- Wycliff Sparkling GLS
  $7.00
- Barboursville Cabernet Sauvignon. GLS
  $10.00
- Barboursville Cab Franc BTL
  $34.00
- Barboursville Chardonnay BTL
  $34.00
- Barboursville Merlot BTL
  $34.00
- Barboursville Sauvignon Blanc BTL
  $34.00
- Barboursville Pinot Grigio BTL
  $34.00
- Simple Chardonnay BTL
  $26.00
- Simple Pinot Noir BTL
  $26.00
- Simple Cabernet Sauvignon BTL
  $26.00
- Wycliff Sparkling Bottle
  $24.00
- Italian Pinot Grigio Bottl
  $28.00
- Prosecco BTL
  $24.00
- Barboursville Rose BTL
  $34.00
BRUNCH DRINKS
- All Sorbet Flight
  $22.00
- Beermosa
  $10.00
- Berry Mimosa
  $7.00
- Bloody Mary Flight
  $18.00
- Breakfast Shot
  $8.00
- Caprese Bloody Mary
  $8.00
- Cider Mimosa
  $8.00
- Cinnamon Toast crunch
  $7.00
- Citrus Mimosa
  $7.00
- Cold pressed mimosa
  $8.00
- Crabby Bloody Mary
  $9.00
- Fresh Coldpress Lavender Lemon Mimosa
  $8.00
- Hibiscus Mimosa
  $8.00
- Manmosa
  $12.00
- Mexican Bloody Mary
  $7.00
- Mimosa Flight
  $18.00
- Mimosa of The Day
  $6.00
- Rose' Mimosa
  $10.00
- Sassy Bloody Mary
  $9.00
- Simple Bloody Mary
  $7.00
- Simple Mimosa
  $7.00
- Sorbet Mimosa
  $10.00
- Surprise Mimosa Flight
  $18.00
- Virgin Mary
  $4.00
- Leprechaun Mimosa
  Green Mimosa
  $8.00
DESSERT DRINKS
- Chocolate Martini
  $10.00
- Irish Coffee
  $9.00
- Tell Me More
  $9.00
MILKSHAKES
- Carrot Cake Shake
  $12.00
- Triple Chocolate Brownie Milkshake
  $10.00
- Root Beer Float
  $7.00
- Peanut Butter, Chocolate & Banana Milkshake
  $8.00
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Milkshake
  $10.00
- Plain Chocolate Milkshake
  $8.00
- Banana Milkshake
  $8.00
- Vanilla Milkshake
  $8.00
SMOOTHIES
- Green Smoothie
  $8.00
- Fresh Fruit Smoothie
  $8.00
Desserts
- 3 Scoops of Icecream
  $4.00
- Banana Bread Pudding
  $10.00
- Carrot Cake
  You have to order whole Cake by phone
- Chocolate Chip Cookie
  House made Chocolate Chip Cookie!!
  $3.00
- Kids ice Cream
  $3.00
- Oatmeal Cookie
  $3.00
- Scoop of Ice Cream
  $2.00
- Triple Chocolate Brownie
  $7.00
- Flourless Chocolate Torte
  $10.00
- Mixed Berry Cobbler w/Homestead Vanilla Ice-Cream
  $10.00
- Basque Cheesecake w/Fresh Fruit
  $10.00
HH DRINKS
- Berry Mimosa
  $7.00
- Bud Light
  $5.00
- Can Michelob Ultra
  $5.00
- Citrus Mimosa
  $7.00
- House Red Wine-HH
  $4.00
- House White Wine-HH
  $4.00
- Simple Mimosa
  $4.00
- Well Drink-HH
  $4.00
Kids
- Kids BBQ Chicken Taco
  $7.00
- Kids Grilled Cheese
  $7.00
- Kids Mini Simple
  $7.00
- Kids Pancakes
  $7.00
- Kids Peanut Butter, Almond, Banana, Honey Sandwich
  $7.00
- Kids Hamburger
  $10.00
Donation to Staff Five Dollars
Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees.
- Five Dollar Donation
  Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees. This to support the staff until restaurants in Virginia are open back up for full service.
  $5.00
Donation to Staff Ten Dollars
Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees.
- Ten Dollar Donation to Staff
  Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees. This to support the staff until restaurants in Virginia are open back up for full service.
  $10.00
Donation to Staff Twenty Dollars
Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees.
- Twenty Dollar Donation to Staff
  Donations to the staff at Simple Eats are distributed weekly to employees. This to support the staff until restaurants in Virginia are open back up for full service.
  $20.00
Mimosa
Bottle of Champagne and 16 oz Orange Juice - ID Required for Pickup
- Mimosa for Home
  $20.00
- Mimosa for Home with Sorbet
  $22.00
Bottle Wine
- Simple Chardonnay
  Bottle Of Simple Chardonnay - ID Required for Pickup
  $18.00
- Simple Pinot Noir
  Bottle Of Simple Pinot Noir - ID Required for Pickup
  $18.00
- Simple Cabernet Sauvignon
  Bottle Of Simple Cabernet Sauvignon - ID Required for Pickup
  $18.00
- Prosecco Lamarca Single Bottle
  Bottle of Prosecco Lamarca Single Bottle - ID Required for Pickup
  $6.50
- Wycliff Sparkling Champagne
  Bottle of Wycliff Sparkling Champagne Single Bottle - ID Required for Pickup
  $18.00
- Barboursville Vineyards Pinot Grigio
  Bottle of Barboursville Vineyards Pinot Grigio Bottle - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Williamsburg Winery Sauvignon Blanc
  Bottle of Williamsburg Winery Sauvignon Blanc - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Jefferson Vineyards Chardonnay
  Bottle of Jefferson Vineyards Chardonnay - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Jefferson Vineyards Viognier
  Bottle of Jefferson Vineyards Viognier - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Jefferson Vineyards Cabernet Franc
  Bottle of Jefferson Vineyards Cabernet Franc - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Jefferson Vineyards Meritage
  Bottle of Jefferson Vineyards Meritage - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
- Jefferson Vineyards Petite Verdot
  Bottle of Jefferson Vineyards Petite Verdot - ID Required for Pickup
  $34.00
Can Beer
Bud Light 16 oz Can or Bud Light Cans TO-GO
- Bud Light 16oz Can
  Bud Light 16 oz Can - ID Required for Pickup
  $3.00
- Michelob Ultra
  Michelob Ultra Can - ID Required for Pickup
  $3.00
- O'Conner El Guapo can
  $4.00
- Backbay Lager Can
  $4.00
COCKTAILS To Go -
- Spicy Strawberry Margarita
  *$5.00 SPECIAL* Spicy Jalapenos, Pungo Strawberry's, with a classic Margarita mixture the Simple Way.
  $5.00
- Blackberry Mule
  VA Vodka, Lime Juice, Blackberries, Ginger Beer
  $12.00
- Breakfast Bourbon
  VA Cinnamon Whiskey, OJ, Champagne
  $10.00
- Cold Brew Martini
  VA Vodka, Cold Brew , Cream Liquor
  $12.00
- Cucumber Rosemary Gin Tonic
  VA Gin, Fresh Cucumber, Tonic, Rosemary
  $9.00
- Gold Rush
  VA Bourbon. Honey Syrup, Lemon Juice
  $12.00
- Irish Coffee
  Jameson Whiskey, Local Three Ships Coffee, House Made Whipped Cream
  $9.00
- Lemon Drop Martini
  VA Vodka, Lemonade, Club Soda, Sugared Rum
  $10.00
- Manhattan
  Classic Manhatten
  $10.00
- Sorbet Margarita
  Raspberry, Lemon, Blood Orange, Mango Sorbet, 1800 Tequila, Triple Sec, OJ
  $10.00
- Martini
  Classic Martini
  $10.00
- Old Fashion
  Classic Old Fashion
  $10.00
- Paloma Cocktail
  Tequila, Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice, Jalapenos, Soda Water
  $12.00
- Prosecco Cocktail
  $9.00
- Sangaria
  House Made Red or White with Fresh Fruit
  $8.00
- Simple Mojito
  Classic Mojito Simple Way
  $10.00
- Sorbet Margarita
  Raspberry, Lemon, Blood Orange, Mango Sorbet, 1800 Tequila, Triple Sec, OJ
  $14.00
- Strawberry Basil Margarita
  1800 Tequila, Triple Sec, Basil, Lime Juice, Strawberries, Honey
  $12.00
- Tell Me More
  $10.00
- Dark and Stormy
  Classic Dark and Stormy
  $10.00
- Long Island
  Simple Eats version of Long Island...by Ryan
  $12.00
Food
- Veggie Burrito
  $6.00
- Ham Biscuits
  $10.00
- Foccacia Bread
  $5.00
- Soup
  $10.00
- Collards
  $10.00
Drinks
- Soda
  $2.00
- Coffee
  $3.00
- Water
  $1.00