Shortys Pizza & Smoked Meats Menu

Mushrooms, pepperoni, green peppers.

Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon.

This is the pizza that was featured on “diners, drive-ins, and dives.” our meat lover’s pizza plus smoked meat.

Black olives, chicken, hot banana peppers.

Green peppers, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes.

Ground beef, mushrooms, green peppers.

Ham and pineapple.

Tortilla chips topped with tomatoes, onion, jalapeños, black olives, lettuce, and shredded cheese.

Traditional, bone-in wings, lightly breaded and fried. Have them plain, or tossed in one of our house-made sauces.

Our house bone-in wings tossed in an Asian style sauce.

Boneless wings fried and served plain, or tossed in one of our house-made sauces.

These succulent bone-in wings are a little larger than our traditional chicken wings and are tossed in our Asian style sauce (my favorite) or bbq sauce. Also served with a side of wild rice.

A Canadian classic, cheese curds, and house cut french fries tossed in shorty’s special gravy.

Battered and fried golden. Serve with house-made marinara or ranch.

Our house made meatballs stuffed with provolone cheese, topped with house-made marinara, and parmesan cheese. Served with toast points.

Our famous pizza crust brushed with garlic butter, topped with pizza cheese and served with house-made marinara.

These pork based egg rolls were inspired by a Chinese restaurant in my hometown in Ottawa that closed about 40 years ago. They are larger than traditional egg rolls and one of my favorites.served with our homemade plum sauce.

Redhook amber beer battered, deep fried to a perfect golden brown, served with tartar or cocktail sauce.

A basket of delicious corn dogs. What makes them special is they are served with our homemade sweet mustard. (my mother’s recipe)

Mac n’ cheese fried and served with house-made marinara or ranch.

Shorty’s signature smoked meat in a beef broth loaded with vegetables.

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Mixed greens with tomatoes, cucumbers, and croutons.

Mixed greens topped with turkey, ham, hard boiled egg, red onion, cucumbers, craisins, and bleu cheese crumbles.

Romaine, turkey, ham, shredded cheese, bacon, hardboiled egg, red onion, cucumber, and tomato.

Crisp romaine tossed with parmesan cheese, croutons and house made caesar dressing.

Crisp romaine topped with banana peppers, kalamata olives, tomatoes, red onion, cucumbers, and feta cheese.

Smoked meat with mustard, coleslaw, swiss cheese, and a fried egg, on light caraway rye toast.

Smoked meat with house made a thousand islands, swiss cheese, and sauerkraut on light caraway rye toast.

Smoked meat with jalapeños, bacon, pepper jack cheese, mustard, and hot buffalo sauce, on a toasted hoagie roll.

Ender pork loin breaded and deep fried and served on a toasted hamburger bun with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Roasted turkey piled high and smothered with gravy served open faced on white bread.

Your choice of light caraway rye, cranberry wild rice, or white bread toasted & layered with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheddar, turkey, ham & swiss.

The traditional sandwich of bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise on your choice of light caraway rye, cranberry wild rice or white bread toasted.

Grilled chicken breast served on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Grilled chicken with provolone cheese, french dressing, mixed greens, cucumber & red onion on a toasted hoagie roll.

Sautéed onions with grilled chicken breast, smothered in provolone cheese and served on a toasted hoagie roll. Add green peppers and mushrooms upon request.

Sautéed onions with grilled chicken breast, smothered in provolone cheese and served on a toasted hoagie roll. Add green peppers and mushrooms upon request.

Our juicy meatballs, topped with house-made marinara and provolone cheese on a toasted hoagie roll.

House made meatloaf topped with gravy served open faced on white bread

Hand breaded cod loin deep fried on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato and your choice of mayonnaise, remoulade or tartar sauce.

Battered shrimp, deep fried on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayonnaise, remoulade or tartar sauce.

Your choice of light caraway rye, cranberry wild rice, or white bread grilled with provolone and American cheese. Add grilled tomato and onion upon request.

Cranberry wild rice bread, grilled with provolone and American cheese, loaded with bacon

Topped with your choice of cheese.

Topped with two strips of bacon.

Topped with our signature smoked meat.

Topped with mushrooms.

Topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayonnaise on bottom bun.

An American classic topped with sautéed onion, swiss and American cheese on our toasted light caraway rye.

Topped with bacon, cheddar, and a pan-fried egg.

Topped with jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, and our inferno hot sauce

A creole creation; aged bleu cheese, tabasco aioli, bacon crumbles, blackening seasoning, lettuce, tomato & shorty’s onion petals.

When you just can’t decide between our delicious pizza or a burger; crispy pepperoni, savory Italian sausage, provolone cheese & our pizza sauce.

Roasted turkey, mixed greens, tomatoes, shredded cheese and cranberry sauce in a warm flour tortilla.

Deep fried chicken covered in medium hot sauce, lettuce, tomatoes & bleu cheese crumbles wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.

Deep fried chicken tossed in our Asian style sauce with mixed greens, red onion, cucumbers & shredded cheese wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.

Roasted turkey served open faced on white bread, smothered in poultry gravy, served with your choice of side.

Scratch made meatloaf served open faced on white bread, smothered in beef gravy, served with your choice of side.

Hand breaded cod loin, deep fried and served with fries & coleslaw.

A staple in english pubs. Three banger sausages and mashed potatoes covered in gravy

Breaded fried steak and mashed potatoes covered with our homemade country gravy.

Fettuccine noodles served with our from scratch alfredo sauce.

Boneless wings served with a side of bbq sauce.

Provolone & american cheese on your choice of white, light caraway rye or cranberry wild rice bread.

Burger served with pickle chips.

Delicious corn dogs served with our homemade sweet mustard.

Classic chocolate cake with a sweet chocolate buttercream frosting enrobed in a chocolate ganache.

Layers of moist carrot cake chock full of pecans, golden raisins and spices covered in a cream cheese frosting and walnuts

A light coconut cake covered in a cream cheese frosting and finished with coconut flakes.

A thin layer of dark chocolate ganache topped with creamy peanut butter mousse in a graham cracker crust.