Pizzas
- Cheese Pizza$5.25
- Toppings$0.70
Special Pizzas
- Pizza Lovers’ PassionChoose any four toppings, STOAM, NOT STOAM, or otherwise, and add another for free$8.05
- The VegetarianExtra Cheese, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives and Green Peppers. Order this. It's good for you$8.05
- The Meat Lover'sPepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Lean Ground Beef, Breakfast Bacon. Don't order this. It's not good for you. We'll charge up the defibrillator just in case$8.05
- The DarwinNamed in honor of our former mayor, and his respect for bicycles, badminton, borscht, beer, and other healthy-lifestyle stuff: Red Onions, Green Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Tomatoes, and Turkey$8.05
- The MasterpieceIncludes all of the toppings in the STOAM (Stuff On A Masterpiece) list above. This is a very stupidly large amount of food. Yes, the big one is thirty clams, but it’s a meal for four… it’s got over a pound of meat, over a half pound of cheese, and more vegetables than a rabbit farm$10.15
Salads
- Ollie's SaladSpinach, cranberries, glazed walnuts, red onion, mandarin oranges, gorgonzola cheese with a balsamic vinaigrette$4.95
- Louie’s SaladOur Next Best! Spinach, Palm Hearts, real Parmesan cheese, croutons, almonds, and a great dressing that we’re not gonna tell you about. We will tell you that Louie is an employee’s dog$4.95
- VegetarianLettuce, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, green peppers, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, broccoli. COD$4.95
- Meats And CheesesLettuce, turkey, ham, Swiss, American, cheddar, artichoke heart, sprouts, tomato. COD$4.95
- Dinner SaladLettuce, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, red onion. COD$2.49
- Extra Dressing PacketsYes, they’re a quarter. That’s what they cost us. It’s the good stuff$0.24
Other Eats
- Cheese Garlic BreadMade with real butter a great appetizer. Five slices of French bread with garlic butter and our provolone pizza cheese$5.49
- Frozen Pizzasare available here and at grocers from St Louis to K.C. We can also ship our frozen pizzas anywhere in the lower 48; ask for details
Libations
- Soft DrinksWe offer a wide variety of sodas, in 20 oz bottles as well as from our fountain. We offer Pepsi AND Coke. Free refills (no, not forever, just per visit) when you purchase one of our Shakes Cups (keep the cup!)
