Our homemade seitan bacun topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$7.50
Big A$$ Breakfast
A platter of two pancakes, a biscuit, sausage, tofu scramble, & a hashbrown.
**NO SUBSTITUTIONS**
*Contains: Almonds, Soy, & wheat
$16.00
Big Breakfast
A Biscuit, sawsage, tofu scramble, and a hashbrown.
**NO SUBSTITUTIONS**
*Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
$10.00
Biscuits & Gravy
Two homemade biscuits topped with our sawsage mushroom gravy & green onions.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$10.00
Breakfast Bowl
A bowl of roasted potatoes topped with our house made gravy, popcorn chikun, cheeze sauce, green onions, & a sunny side up Yo Egg.
**Contains: almonds, coconut, soy, & wheat**
$15.00
Chikee Biskee
A homemade biscuit sandwich topped with gravy, a just egg patty, a chikun patty, even more gravy & cheeze!
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
El Hefe
This burrito is a 12in tortilla filled with fried potatoes, tofu scramble w/onions & green peppers, house made sawsage crumbles, cheeze, salsa, and guacamole!
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$14.00
Hahm Egg & Cheeze Sandwich
Our homemade seitan hahm topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$7.50
Hotcakes & Sawsage
3 Pancakes & a piece of sawsage served with butter and syrup.
**NO SUBSTITUTIONS**
*Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
$11.00
McFibble
A pancake sandwich with Just Egg, Chedduh Cheeze, Maple Syrup, and your choice of Bacun or Sawsage
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
$8.50
Sawsage Egg & Cheeze Sandwich
Our homemade seitan sawsage patty topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$7.50
Breakfast Sides
Bacun
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$3.00
Hashbrown
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$2.50
Sawsage
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$3.00
Gravy
A side of our sawsage mushroom gravy.
*Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
$6.00
Biscuit
*Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$3.00
Specials
The Chikun Dinner
2 pieces of fried Chikun, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, and a house made buttrmilq bizkit.
$14.00
Soup
Chili
Our meety house made 3 bean chili, topped with cheeze, sour cream, & pickled jalapenos.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$7.00
Appetizers
Fried Pickles
Fried pickle slices served with our house made Mississippi comeback sauce.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$7.00
Fried Shrimpf
6 hand breaded shrimpf served with our house made cocktail sauce.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$10.00
Chili Cheese Fries
Chilli Cheeze Fries- Our signature curly fries topped with our meety house made chilli, chedduh cheeze, sour cream, and jalapeƱos.
**Contains: Almond, Coconut, Soy & Wheat
$13.00
Loaded Fries
Seasoned curly fries topped with cheeze sauce, bacun, ranch, & green onions
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$11.00
Mozzahella Cheeze Sticks
4 giant hand breaded mozzarella cheeze sticks served with a side of marinara.
**Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$9.00
Pepperoni Rolls
Two pepperoni rolls served with garlic butter sauce and marinara sauce.
**Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$8.00
Poppers
Breaded jalapenos stuffed with chedduh, cream cheeze, & homemade bacun fried to perfection & served with a side of horsey sauce.
**Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$15.00
Wingz
Six house-made seitan chikun wingz dipped in Buffalo or BBQ, topped with green onions, & served with a side of ranch.
**Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Fried Mushrooms
Hand battered fried mushrooms with your choice of dipping sauce!
**Contains: Soy & Wheat (& almonds if you choose ranch for your dipping sauce.)**
$8.00
Sandwiches
Anarchy Burger
Two housemade seitan burgers topped with chedduh cheeze, onions, lettuce, pickles, and 1000 island sauce on a brioche bun.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Bacun Cheeze Burger
Housemade seitan burger with 2 pieces of bacun, topped with chedduh cheeze, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & pickles on a brioche bun.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$10.50
Beeef N Chedduh
Thinly slice roast beeef topped with cheeze sauce & our homemade Seitan's sauce, served on a toasted onion roll
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$9.00
Buffalo Chikun
Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our homemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun
**Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
$10.00
Buffy Mac
Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our housemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, pickles, & mac n cheeze, served on a pretzel bun.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Cheezestake
Thinly sliced beeef marinated in rosemary & garlic topped with caramelized onions, gooey cheeze sauce, garlic mushrooms, lettuce, & housemade chipotle aioli sauce, served on a 9" hoagie roll.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Chikun Parm
Our house made chikun patty on top of a toasted brioche bun smothered in mozzarella cheeze and marinara sauce.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy & Wheat
$12.00
Club Banger
Our housemade turkee & bacun topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion & chipotle aioli, served on a hoagie roll.
**Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Daddy's Thicc And Meaty
This is a cold cut sandwich featuring our Hahm, Roast Beeef, and Turkee topped with red onions, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a 9" hoagie roll.
**Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$13.00
Dude Ranch
Fried seitan chikun patty topped with chedduh, ranch, bacun, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Fried Fysh Sandwich
A fried fysh patty loaded with chedduh cheeze, tartar sauce, & lettuce on a brioche bun.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
$11.00
Gyro
Thinly sliced gyro beeef, topped with lettuce, tomato, & homemade tzatziki sauce, served on warm pita bread
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$9.50
Italian Stallion
Our housemade pepperoni & hahm, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, mozzarella cheeze & Italian dressing, served on a 9" hoagie roll.
**Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
Our signature Beeef N Chedduh with added jalapenos & bacun
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$11.00
The Classic
Our thinly sliced roast beeef topped with horsey sauce, served on a brioche bun
**Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$8.00
The Notorious B.B.Q
Our hand shredded smoked porq topped with housemade BBQ sauce, coleslaw, and mac n cheeze, served on a sesame seed bun.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
$12.00
Bowl
Jess's Mess
A bowl of homemade mac n cheeze topped with buffalo chickun, ranch, and green onions.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$13.00
Sides
Baked Potato Salad
House made Baked Potato Salad.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$5.00
Broccoli Salad
House made baked Broccoli Salad.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$5.00
Mac & Cheeze
Macaroni noodles mixed with our house made cheeze, topped with bacun and green onions.
**Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
$6.00
Macaroni Salad
House made Macaroni Salad.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$5.00
Seasoned Curly Fries
Seasoned Curly Fries fried to perfection.
**Contains: Soy & Wheat
$5.00
Vinegar Coleslaw
House made Coleslaw.
**Contains: Soy
$5.00
Dessert
Carrot Cake
Carrot Cake topped with Walnut and Coconut with a Cream Cheese icing.
**Contains: Coconut, Soy, Walnuts, & Wheat