Seitan's Realm Menu

$$Vegan
3496 N High St, Columbus, OH 43214
  • Breakfast

    • Bacun Egg & Cheeze Sandwich

      Our homemade seitan bacun topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $7.50
    • Big A$$ Breakfast

      A platter of two pancakes, a biscuit, sausage, tofu scramble, & a hashbrown. **NO SUBSTITUTIONS** *Contains: Almonds, Soy, & wheat
      $16.00
    • Big Breakfast

      A Biscuit, sawsage, tofu scramble, and a hashbrown. **NO SUBSTITUTIONS** *Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
      $10.00
    • Biscuits & Gravy

      Two homemade biscuits topped with our sawsage mushroom gravy & green onions. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $10.00
    • Breakfast Bowl

      A bowl of roasted potatoes topped with our house made gravy, popcorn chikun, cheeze sauce, green onions, & a sunny side up Yo Egg. **Contains: almonds, coconut, soy, & wheat**
      $15.00
    • Chikee Biskee

      A homemade biscuit sandwich topped with gravy, a just egg patty, a chikun patty, even more gravy & cheeze! **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • El Hefe

      This burrito is a 12in tortilla filled with fried potatoes, tofu scramble w/onions & green peppers, house made sawsage crumbles, cheeze, salsa, and guacamole! **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $14.00
    • Hahm Egg & Cheeze Sandwich

      Our homemade seitan hahm topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $7.50
    • Hotcakes & Sawsage

      3 Pancakes & a piece of sawsage served with butter and syrup. **NO SUBSTITUTIONS** *Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
      $11.00
    • McFibble

      A pancake sandwich with Just Egg, Chedduh Cheeze, Maple Syrup, and your choice of Bacun or Sawsage **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
      $8.50
    • Sawsage Egg & Cheeze Sandwich

      Our homemade seitan sawsage patty topped with a just egg fold & cheddar cheeze sauce, served on a toasted English muffin. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $7.50
  • Breakfast Sides

    • Bacun

      **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $3.00
    • Hashbrown

      **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $2.50
    • Sawsage

      **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $3.00
    • Gravy

      A side of our sawsage mushroom gravy. *Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
      $6.00
    • Biscuit

      *Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $3.00
  • Specials

    • The Chikun Dinner

      2 pieces of fried Chikun, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, and a house made buttrmilq bizkit.
      $14.00
  • Soup

    • Chili

      Our meety house made 3 bean chili, topped with cheeze, sour cream, & pickled jalapenos. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $7.00
  • Appetizers

    • Fried Pickles

      Fried pickle slices served with our house made Mississippi comeback sauce. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $7.00
    • Fried Shrimpf

      6 hand breaded shrimpf served with our house made cocktail sauce. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $10.00
    • Chili Cheese Fries

      Chilli Cheeze Fries- Our signature curly fries topped with our meety house made chilli, chedduh cheeze, sour cream, and jalapeños. **Contains: Almond, Coconut, Soy & Wheat
      $13.00
    • Loaded Fries

      Seasoned curly fries topped with cheeze sauce, bacun, ranch, & green onions **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $11.00
    • Mozzahella Cheeze Sticks

      4 giant hand breaded mozzarella cheeze sticks served with a side of marinara. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $9.00
    • Pepperoni Rolls

      Two pepperoni rolls served with garlic butter sauce and marinara sauce. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $8.00
    • Poppers

      Breaded jalapenos stuffed with chedduh, cream cheeze, & homemade bacun fried to perfection & served with a side of horsey sauce. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $15.00
    • Wingz

      Six house-made seitan chikun wingz dipped in Buffalo or BBQ, topped with green onions, & served with a side of ranch. **Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Fried Mushrooms

      Hand battered fried mushrooms with your choice of dipping sauce! **Contains: Soy & Wheat (& almonds if you choose ranch for your dipping sauce.)**
      $8.00
  • Sandwiches

    • Anarchy Burger

      Two housemade seitan burgers topped with chedduh cheeze, onions, lettuce, pickles, and 1000 island sauce on a brioche bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Bacun Cheeze Burger

      Housemade seitan burger with 2 pieces of bacun, topped with chedduh cheeze, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & pickles on a brioche bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $10.50
    • Beeef N Chedduh

      Thinly slice roast beeef topped with cheeze sauce & our homemade Seitan's sauce, served on a toasted onion roll **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $9.00
    • Buffalo Chikun

      Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our homemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun **Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat
      $10.00
    • Buffy Mac

      Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our housemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, pickles, & mac n cheeze, served on a pretzel bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Cheezestake

      Thinly sliced beeef marinated in rosemary & garlic topped with caramelized onions, gooey cheeze sauce, garlic mushrooms, lettuce, & housemade chipotle aioli sauce, served on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Chikun Parm

      Our house made chikun patty on top of a toasted brioche bun smothered in mozzarella cheeze and marinara sauce. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Club Banger

      Our housemade turkee & bacun topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion & chipotle aioli, served on a hoagie roll. **Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Daddy's Thicc And Meaty

      This is a cold cut sandwich featuring our Hahm, Roast Beeef, and Turkee topped with red onions, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $13.00
    • Dude Ranch

      Fried seitan chikun patty topped with chedduh, ranch, bacun, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Fried Fysh Sandwich

      A fried fysh patty loaded with chedduh cheeze, tartar sauce, & lettuce on a brioche bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat.
      $11.00
    • Gyro

      Thinly sliced gyro beeef, topped with lettuce, tomato, & homemade tzatziki sauce, served on warm pita bread **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $9.50
    • Italian Stallion

      Our housemade pepperoni & hahm, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, mozzarella cheeze & Italian dressing, served on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
    • Rick Reuben

      Marbled rye bread filled with housemade thinly sliced corned beeef, mozzarella cheeze, sauerkraut & housemade thousand island dressing **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat **May Contain: Walnuts
      $12.00
    • The Boss

      Our signature Beeef N Chedduh with added jalapenos & bacun **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $11.00
    • The Classic

      Our thinly sliced roast beeef topped with horsey sauce, served on a brioche bun **Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $8.00
    • The Notorious B.B.Q

      Our hand shredded smoked porq topped with housemade BBQ sauce, coleslaw, and mac n cheeze, served on a sesame seed bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat
      $12.00
  • Bowl

    • Jess's Mess

      A bowl of homemade mac n cheeze topped with buffalo chickun, ranch, and green onions. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $13.00
  • Sides

    • Baked Potato Salad

      House made Baked Potato Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $5.00
    • Broccoli Salad

      House made baked Broccoli Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $5.00
    • Mac & Cheeze

      Macaroni noodles mixed with our house made cheeze, topped with bacun and green onions. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $6.00
    • Macaroni Salad

      House made Macaroni Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $5.00
    • Seasoned Curly Fries

      Seasoned Curly Fries fried to perfection. **Contains: Soy & Wheat
      $5.00
    • Vinegar Coleslaw

      House made Coleslaw. **Contains: Soy
      $5.00
  • Dessert

    • Carrot Cake

      Carrot Cake topped with Walnut and Coconut with a Cream Cheese icing. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, Walnuts, & Wheat
      $6.00
    • Devil's Food Cake

      1 piece of our Devil's Food Cake. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat
      $6.00
    • German Chocolate Cake

      Chocolate cake, iced with creamy chocolate buttercream, filled and topped with a pecan coconut caramel sauce. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Pecans, Soy, & Wheat
      $7.00
    • Peanut Butter Pie

      One piece of our peanut butter pie. **Contains: Coconut, Peanuts, Soy, & Wheat
      $6.00
    • The Devil's Cup

      Devils Food Cake, chocolate pudding, whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, caramel sauce, & roasted walnuts layered in a cup. **Contains: Almonds, Soy, Walnuts, & Wheat - May Contain: Coconut **NO MODIFICATIONS**
      $9.00
  • Sauce

    • Sauce

      $1.25
  • T-Shirt

    • T-Shirt

      $25.00
  • Hoodies

    • Hoodie

      $40.00
  • Sweatshirt

    • Crew Neck

      $35.00
  • Tank Tops

    • Tank Top

      $25.00
  • Misc

    • Beanie

      $25.00
    • Dad Hat

      $25.00
    • Coozie

      $2.00
    • Tote

      $10.00
    • Trucker Hat

      $25.00

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Menu Gallery

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