Beverages
- Diet Coke$2.50
- Sprite$2.50
- Grape Soda$2.50
- Orange Soda$2.50
- Squirt | Grapefruit Soda$2.50
- Coke$2.50
- Bottled Water$2.50
Get Sauced!
- Sm Science Cheese Sauce$2.00
- XBA Science Cheese Sauce$3.00
- Black Garlic Aioli$2.00
- Honey Chipotle$2.00
- Dude Ranch$2.00
- Green Herb Tzatziki$2.00
- Spicy Harissa$2.00
- Honey Mustard$2.00
- BBQ Sauce$2.00
Let's Make a Sandwich
- Crispy Motherclucker$13.00
- Beef Supreme Funchwrap$12.00
- Monte Cristo$18.00
- Pressed Ham$13.00
- Smash That Ass Burger$12.00
Not all Gyros Wear Capes
- Great Balls Of Fire$12.00
- G - Spot$13.00
- G - Spot | Spicy$14.00
Sausage Party
- A Big, Thick Italian Sausage W/ Beef Curtains$16.00
- Red Rocket$12.00
- Such A Brat$12.00
- The Big D$10.00
Side Pieces
- Wussy Fries$4.50
- Extra Big Ass Fries$7.50
- Provolone Wedgies$7.00
- Cinnamon Twisty Things$5.00
- Cop Porn Chicken Box$19.00
- Extra Big Ass Chicken$15.00
